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Alligator tax - Keyser Soze the alligator lived behind our condo for three years. Best alligator.
HereticalCactus
When I was little, I knew that in Frensh we call it "perdre les eaux", and in place of the water I thought it was "les os" or the bone.
AWanderingFlame
Jokes on you! Up here gas is ALWAYS $5/gal
FaceMonsterr
Solid dump. Turn on the fan.
ThePerfectGif
alittletime
Onekindofpisslord
There's so few pixels it's probably been through twenty different sites at this point.
madmaurice
#21 thank god for all this highlighting text, I would not have seen the best part without that /s
lysomaru
This is too much lmao
nameman
What happened to the alligator? What did it do to be the best?
thequickandthequaint
I watched him every day when I was seriously ill and he just kept on keeping on, so I figured maybe I could, too.
MankHoody
That is awesome. Glad you're ok now, keep on keeping on :-)
rza33boo
Keyser soze!
Reeroy
gee you guys will upvote anything
AngryWillie
The gang arthritis one is from a British tv show called 'People Just Do Nothing'. It's like if The (British) Office was about pirate radio.
dreadshock
Peanut dust may contain nuts and glass
RadioSilenceDW
I was wondering what that was about. Now I know. Time to watch it
philCheeseLifter
YES!! and what a show it is!! I've just finished the 4th season this evening!
herrFellah
KURUPT FM
WodenEmrys
#2 I don't care if gas was a penny give me a flying bison any day.
MuffinMcSwagger
#14 You can tell by the little black sliver at the bottom of the tanks that it is two tanks, they just have equal water hight & a separator.
darkdragonempress
I'm just curious why it's the only one separated.
itsybitsyspider
Maybe it's sick or pregnant
airportface
Johnny Shit Knuckles....I am still chuckling over that one
Ranokin
I'd say two cannibals 69ing is more like mutually assured destruction than trust.
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Uccidere
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyn__h1CTqjYBHiyXqB22mg
Uccidere
I was wrong:
Pr0memethus1922
That cat at the bottom above the a tax is like a secret agent
Arimakura
Pro life is more like I want to save all the puppy mil puppies even if u want to kill them to make the mommy dogs more adoptable.
TygrF
Wow. Comparing a baby to a steak... Didn't think abortionists could get more vile, but lo, their depravity surprises again.
nigglemaster
I like my baby meat medium rare.
jazzmatazz
No one likes getting or preforming an abortion. No one is doing it for fun.
PurpWizard
alligators are cool.
TheLoyalVike
They're also dumber than sand.
cerpintaxt475
That's actually Kevin Spacey.
bryanlolz
Pet it
Manateeheehee
Terrible advice. Are you trying to get op killed? You have to surprise straddle the gator first and THEN pet it. Trust me, I'm a Floridian.
r8009
Ill remember not to pet any. Thanks.
usersubbordercontrol
*confused possum.jpeg*
ShrubNinja
I'm pro choice, but I don't really get the steak metaphor. Is it talking about wasted effort? Wouldn't the steak be thrown out either way?
MadMart
It's the pro-lifer argument that every pregnancy must be carried through, even if unwanted. Nobody wants the steak, but cook it anyway.
ShrubNinja
Ah, I get it now. Thanks!
WodenEmrys
On top of what MadMart said it talks about the "well-being" of the steak which seems to me to be about how pro-lifers are so concerned 1/
WodenEmrys
with babies being born, but then completely against things like WIC and other welfare which would help the well-being of the children. 2/
WodenEmrys
Talking about welfare queens and how they should've thought about that stuff before they had the kid etc. 3/3
unicornbaby
I don't get the French flag one...
firetothislife
It's the white flag of surrender I'm guessing
MadMart
https://me.me/t/french-surrender
Booper911l
Must were right on. In my smaller phone couldn't read them all
thequickandthequaint
Sorry about that! I'm just cleaning out my phone, so I don't have larger versions of any of them.
feltaphish
"GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!" Had me rolling!
Jonataurus
Who is Gondor?
realfakedoorssss
Old but gold
WallpaperProblems
And Rohan shall answer
Cetrian
Really? It’s posted here every other day...
Falos
You're technically correct, since that's a subset of the frequency I see it at.
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
And loses pixels each time, as seen here.
UpvoteFairy3001
It's not as funny when you're the pasty white friend :(
xxdubstepdragonxx
I'm ginger who lives in Oregon. I represent all pasty white people, and I say it's fine. So go eat your feelings away.
ArvisJaggamar
I've been pasty white every day of my 33 years of life and that comic is hilarious. Own it.
darkdragonempress
Depends on how you are feeling that day. I like to make jokes about me blending against white walls.
feltaphish
I am the pasty white friend. Still hilarious.
SociopathicOtter
I find solace in being that "friend" when my other "friends" age prematurely and get skin cancer and generally look like leather bags.
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
#1 ...huh? That doesn't make sense...
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
Fuck, I missed this whole dump because I refuse to scroll past things I don't understand!
WodenEmrys
It's saying the French flag is the white flag of surrender.
AllYourDownvotesAreBelongToUs
GrimDarkKing
Somebody ordered that steak. They laid back, opened their legs, and ordered that steak. 1/2
divitu
Somebody pushed the button that says "orgasm now and maybe a steak later." Also it's her cow.
divitu
Also, it's 2017. Who even does missionary anymore?
ArvisJaggamar
Your facts will not affect anyone's opinion.
GrimDarkKing
Now they want to run out before it's even done so they don't have to pay the bill.
WodenEmrys
That's like saying someone riding a motorcycle wanted broken legs. Not everyone has sex solely for procreation.
TheRockDude
Maybe the moral of the story is don't ride a motorcycle without protection if you're not prepared to get hurt?
GrimDarkKing
But a motorcyclist does not cut his legs off after, he accepts what happened from his accident.
WodenEmrys
Really? You know people that just accept it and not immediately get medical attention to fix it?
GrimDarkKing
No, they get taken to the emergency room. How else are they going to get there, walk?