Ishotdirtysanchez
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Jul 1, 2016 6:29 PM
Ishotdirtysanchez
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PhooZzy
So this is what santa does in the summer
LNIcomeatme
You mean Santa. You found Santa.
thispostreallysucks
I talked to this guy for an hour last weekend. He's legit! If you are still in town let's hang
FrancisBuxton
You misspelled *true yard *gnome*.
R3AV3R
Two words....Golden Axe
Dimind
The asterisks in this comment bother me.
TheBioluminescence
He's adorable ♡
triocon
Poser. Bet he doesn't even rape or pillage. Can he even name 5 of their songs?
Drapetomanius
Skeggox!
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
Paging @vikingbucket. Don't lie, this is actually a picture of you!!
cptcr
if he were a true viking he wouldn't look like an old man who shits himself in his sleep
ShamnusMcfee
Also why axes, spears, and daggers were more common than swords. Swords were more expensive.
CapitalizingOnTheAbsenseOfAReasonableUsernameCharacterLimit
The Iron Price means he took it off someone he killed. If he made it himself, that'd be the opposite. "We do not sow."
Glidingboulder
Game of thrones is fiction dude.
CapitalizingOnTheAbsenseOfAReasonableUsernameCharacterLimit
There was an A Game of Thrones reference in the title.
K1dn3yFa1lur3
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
marvster
I'm real handy with women, but all I get is slapped
FenrirOdinslayer
Cant tell if SCA or not.
PartTimeViking
nice
Kitakita
Curved axe huh? Well did you hear about those Regards from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
circlebreaker
Great for slicing peons at high speed from horseback. You can avoid the whole, sword-caught-in-bone fiasco.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
I fuck love slicing peons, sometimes it's all I do in the day. Ugh life is such tedious.
DremStiildViing
You have my regards.... to protect you. Bandits are all about these days...
Kitakita
It's the fukin autocorrect on mobile man. Redguards!
Fuzzynubz
CROM!
IShouldProbablyReadMore
So who is he?
JoEllenM
Also cutting is more efficient with a curved rather than straight blade.
steviEa
I want this guy to mentor me so badly
jasta6
If this floats your boat, you should look up a guy named Richard Proenneke. Dude was more manly than I'll ever be.
Ishotdirtysanchez
It's seems it's not that hard to do
GodEmperorOfImgur
Say, where might I find this wise old man? I would very much want to learn from him, and NOT kill him in honorable combat.
RAGESTARVED
I bet it had more to do with saving mass. As much as fantasy games disagree (i.e.
) moving big things is hard.
manimatr0n
As already mentioned, the beard on the axe is for hooking shields to yank them down, nothing to do with saving iron. Axes, spears, and long+
manimatr0n
+knives/short swords have always been more common than longer blades. Also, this is some Grade A Premium Title Gore you got here.
Ishotdirtysanchez
It's both Iron was worth a lot ; we can both be correct
manimatr0n
Well, we could, if you hadn't asserted that was the reason the axe was shaped as such. It was for warfare, not iron content.
Ishotdirtysanchez
Gå och dra något gammalt över dig
TheFailMaster
those actually look like tools for traditional boat building, not warfare...
Vydrach
The "beard" of the axe was also useful to pull weapons out of hands or shields down.
HypotheticalHypothetical
as well as hooking ankles
DeliciousMeats
I use the beard of my axe to do carpentry
Selerox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LM-kBOw920
TheBrokenRuler
Had a mid-evil weaponry demo done on me, he hooked me behind the head with the opening from the bearded axe and fucking headbutted me.
TheBrokenRuler
It was metal as fuck
HsuDoNihm
And the "axe" of the axe was useful for chopping.
Vonstapler
You could also hold the ax by the shaft under the beard if you were in too close and had to use it in a punching motion
justaguyontheinterweb
Oh dear me
Talmorean
NOT THE BEARD!
GodEmperorOfImgur
Yes, vikings even weaponized beards.
UnpinionedPoplars
And beardized weapons
BeardedViking
Sooooo, does that mean I'm relevant?
GodEmperorOfImgur
Yes, yes it does.
BeardedViking
Good. Would've been heresy otherwise.