Beer Yoga

Dec 2, 2015 7:50 PM

Jonjonnotaleprechaun

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Step 1) Bet 60 year old father in law he can't drink a beer with no hands or arms.

Step 2) Hope he doesn't get stuck.

Step 3) Eat Crow.

This guy is more flexible/coordinated than some 30 year olds i know....

Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV0dw_Z0-WA&feature=youtu.be

Or maybe, use a straw? this is like a rube goldberg machine

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hold my beer" "hey, that's cheating"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, that 1970's Kama Sutra course really paid off.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But why does it have to start on his forehead?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

follow your dreams

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frat Olympics gold medal winner, right here.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You fucking champion.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Steve-O does this at every one of his comedy shows. These guys are living.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He must be a geologist.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to go with he's an engineer isn't he.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beer yoga........yoga beer.........Yogi beer.........Yogi Bear!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hope his daughter got those bendy skills

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

I showed this to my friend and he screamed the whole time

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Winning abet with grandson = priceless. Hernia surgery = $80,000

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our he could've just, you know, used a straw

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they said yoga was gay.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a magnificent bastard

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

I didn't realize there was more than one gif and I was like wtf he's not drinking anything!!!

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I was so confused. I thought it was like when you drop ham on a cats head and they glitch out.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Camera movement gave me more anxiety than the actual trick

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Thank you for saying what I was thinking

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stories. This guy has stories.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When did Jeff foxworthy start doing yoga?

10 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

My thoughts exactly.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm impressed. Definitely impressed.

10 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 0

Hi Impressed

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hello, dad. We meet again.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yes Impressed, we do

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No father, it is your greater, better known son; I'm Hungry.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh sorry Hungry, you were that one altar boy, how are you doing

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hero.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mother-in-law is like "Richard, please... Again?"

10 years ago | Likes 1041 Dislikes 0

DON'T TELL ME MY BUSINESS DEVIL WOMAN

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking...straw?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lmao

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He suck his own dick? He suck his own dick.

10 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 5

Clerks flashbacks

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ron Jeremy could. Until his gut got in the way. Which proves- sandwiches are better than blowjobs.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Been training for years.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably knows Marilyn Manson's surgeon.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With those skills, he doesn't have to

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why do you think he never leaves the house??

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first thought as well.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Word

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd just ask my wife to hold the glass for me.

10 years ago | Likes 825 Dislikes 5

Since you have 666 updoots, I won't give you another one

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You gotta prove that if you were all alone with your hands and feet chopped off, you can still enjoy a nice pint.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Personally I'd start with it on a counter and grab a straw with my mouth

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Epic response.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Technically if she held it you're using a set of hands just not your own

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

What if the beer was being held by other assets? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hold on there.. @Nord4483 didn't say that wife would use hands or arms.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm going to try this during my next field sobriety test.

10 years ago | Likes 2163 Dislikes 3

Holy shit please do

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Wisconsinite, this sounds completely normal to me

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats on getting a proper laugh out of me...enjoy your +1 - don't spend it all in one place

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some advise always declining those.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I pulled a dance spin during mine and fell into the cop. He wasn't amused. My buddy in the passenger seat sure loved it though

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your "next" field sobriety test lol

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

You might fail it if you drink a beer in the middle of it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that Step 1 of this field sobriety test would be cracking a beer.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have a good night, sir.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Had many of the eh?..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best name ever

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn it, with all the star wars in the air I keep reading shit wrong. I read "Beer Yoda"

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Not entirely inaccurate.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like how a field sobriety test is considered part of your regular routine

10 years ago | Likes 391 Dislikes 1

Yup :( I was able to get the footage from my last DUI stop:

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that was pretty good!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dat anticipation

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How are you supposed to pass your tests of you don't take practice exams

10 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 0

Good luck passing the The Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus (HGN) Test.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

He has a point

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Practice makes perfect.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my gosh. This whole comment chain is amazing.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Couldn't he have picked up the cup with his mouth in the first place? Without the acrobatics? +1

10 years ago | Likes 580 Dislikes 36

Have you tried lifting a pint glass with just your mouth? Cause I haven't. But I imagine it'd be pretty hard when full!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

step dad told us he could place a beer on his head and drink it without using his hands or arms. - from video

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not as majestic

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Clearly you're not a golfer.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sometimes it is not about success, but success with style.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he had to get the beer off his forehead without hands too

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how I got whisky in my eyes. If you were wondering it fucking hurts.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking youngblood had to be schooled.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Filthy casual.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's establishing his dominance as the alpha male over his son.

10 years ago | Likes 584 Dislikes 0

even better OP said father in law. This is the beer equivalent of cleaning your shotgun on your daughter's first date.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

And since the shotgun thing is pretty much just being an asshole, this is better.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not if it started on his forehead.

10 years ago | Likes 235 Dislikes 0

But but... it started in his hand :P

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I don't know where your from, but where I'm from, drinks don't just start on your forehead.

10 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

*you're

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

yeah well your moms drinks start at the end of foreskin.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

Made me laugh so hard it made me spit across the table idk why lol

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

:)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1