It gets boring and weird here at night.

Jan 9, 2018 4:02 AM

ChromaticCorvid

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So, here's a short rant.
The night guy, who never calls out, couldn't show up because he is sick.
My boss sends a mass text out asking for someone to cover it.
Everyone just ignores the God damn text and I'm the only one to volunteer, as always.
I'm editing this because I didn't explain enough before.

Our department is severely understaffed and with the off season, keeping people on is quite difficult.
We can't fire the bad eggs because then there would be pretty much nobody on staff.
I volunteer because I care about this place.
I can't speak for everyone else because they are mostly lazy pieces of shit.
Fuck you (insert coworker name here)

Also, any questions you guys have I will try to answer. Of course I have to be confidential about quite a few things.

The most important thing is that you tell me about the animals. That’s, like, crazy important right now.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry and that sucks for you, but I guess I never concidered the fact that zoos are staffed 24/7

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So how much overtime pay are you getting for eight additional consecutive hours right after your existing shift

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If you don't value your own time, why should anyone else? Hang in there, bud

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So many people would LOVE to work there and IMHO the quiet season is the PERFECT time to train new staff to replace them.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seems more like a "fuck everyone but night guy since he never calls out" situation

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You look frustrated, Listen inner peace come with 5 words "that's Not my fucking problem"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, dont volunteer and let your boss man up and take the shift.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Blame other people for your own decisions you regret. Not a recipe for a happy life, friend.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 8

Is OP mad at night shift guy that never calls in for finally calling in because he's sick? Or mad at nobody else for volunteering? Cause 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 4

You're not justified in being angry at either of those people. Night guy sounds like he has amazing attendance. And, VOLUNTEERing .

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 3

I used to do something similar at my job. Never once said No. Ten years later.. I've been promoted multiple times.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Release the animals

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or, they have kids at home, or dogs who need to go out, or other adult obligations, and rely on volunteers like you to angrily help out.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You can't be mad bevies you answered the phone when other chose not too you could of made the same choice

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 8

Ever steal a penguin?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Caring about your work SUCKS, because people equate it to you being a pushover/easy to abuse.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm working 12....6pm to 6am.... if you're bored, hit me up to chat

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I mean a 16 hour shift at the zoo seems a lot nicer than a 16 hour shift in retail but it still sucks, sorry op

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the monkeys are probably a lot nicer at the zoo, less shit flinging as well.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion: you dont have to volunteer, your boss should be the one to cover in these circumstances. Good for you for taking it, tho.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your free time is your own. Your coworkers might actually be lazy bastards, but they know the only one who's gonna look out for you is you.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think OP is more mad that no one else cares for the job, and that if they took the job they should care. It is a staffing issue.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If they don’t want to do a 16 hour shift it doesn’t mean that they’re lazy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Blame the company for not paying enough - understaffing is always caused by lack of pay and nothing else

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Why get mad at the guy that never calls in?

8 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 7

I don't think that's what they were getting mad at? More at the ones who are off that could have. (Don't quote me on the wording tho)

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

You sound right

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But why should they? Sounds like a management problem not an employee problem.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You're on the money

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Are you guys hiring?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Help when you can, don’t burn yourself out. You matter too.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What kind of background do you need to get hired at a zoo??

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I think it's a special training where you learn how to clean, feed, work with the animals and learn how to kill those that should be fed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Depends on what you want to do. Volunteering- not that hard to get in, but the more involved jobs are very competitive. Generally you'd 1/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Want some sort of bio/pre-vet ( if that's your goal)/ environmental science type degree. Way too competitive for me, personally.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna know as well, too tired to look it up..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elaborate on how it gets weird at night working at the zoos

8 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 2

Sometimes talk to the management helps a little.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have keys.

8 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 3

Oh great! Every time I'm like "who would write this?" it's frickin' @ElbowDeepInAHorse.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That username.... I'm glad you're not OP

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

For you sir v

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Sooooo, what's the bear doing?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well, at least you can jerk off while looking at the walruses without prying eyes peeking about

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

This made me laugh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean if they aren’t scheduled to work they don’t have to work. It’s good you care so much, but they aren’t required to be the same.

8 years ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 7

Exactly, he’s calling them pieces of shit, bastards and lazy for no reason.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I'm in the same situ at work, it's budgeting. If higher management see that you can't cope, they'll increase budget/higher more staff

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Maybe it works different for retail/zoo? Same amount of animals atleast

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah doesn't make them lazy or bastards, unless they are like that on the clock too

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

It sounds like he calls them that when they didn’t volunteer

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

what do you do on a night shift at the zoo?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tuck them in

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Kiss goodnight

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But if you work at the zoo why wouldn't you want to be at work? I would rather be with the animals then humans.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Poop. So much poop.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

... I still see no difference.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I stopped volunteering years ago when I got voluntold at Panera so much I actually worked an entire month straight. With no OT pay.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I started call screening.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean, that was dumb of you. ANYTHING over 40 is OT. No offense, but if you don't stand up for your rights, prepare to be abused

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No no, you misunderstand, I never breached 40 hours. Management was very careful to keep my shy of 40 for any week. But I never got a full-

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

-day off, uninterrupted, the entire month. THAT SAID, it was my first job and yes, I was naive, and dumb, af about a lot of it.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Super illegal.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not really. I never got 40 hours, many days were short. I just didn't get a day off. According to the Indiana DOL, that's not illegal.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not for adults, anyway

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah ha. I misunderstood the number of hours involved. Well, super shitty at least.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know you don't have to volunteer... let them figure it out you loser.

8 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 59

Yo, I need help. Can you volunteer me $100 and a quick handjob in the parking lot? Grow some balls, other guys have the right idea, they're

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 11

not lazy not showing for unpaid overtime. You're sucker for showing. What's in it for you. If helping is your gain then why the fucka re you

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

complaining. If it isn't, why the fuck are you showing up.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Yeah. Don't volunteer and then bitch.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

v

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In some states it’s illegal to volunteer to do your job, especially with nonprofit’s.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I volunteer because the zoo needs help. Plain and simple

8 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 27

What are the qualifications needed? Just curious since it sounds like typical low quality workers that hate their jobs thus suck at it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There is a tipping point. Sometimes a disaster must occur for them to solve a problem rather than triage it, usually inspection failures.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't voluntee at the place you work. If you do something well, or at all, get paid.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

Dude I was in the military. This isn't nearly as bad as volunteering there.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

Hold on. You were in the military and you're still falling for the "I need volunteers"? You were well indoctrinated indeed.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Volunteering on an aircraft carrier and volunteering at a zoo are not even the same ballpark there buddy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean voluntold? I got that all the time. Sucks having an A in your last name. First on every list.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Could be worse, your name could've been Aaron A Aardvark,

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, OP used to go by "Antichrist" and it was frustrating, hence the name.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you do a job do it with pride and help out where needed. Doing the bare minimal is a sign of laziness.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Depends of the wage

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

if you pay the minimum you get the minimum, basic economics

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Same is true in reverse.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no, wage is set in advance of work performed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As long as you give in to this shit your employer will never solve the problem. I deal with on call all the time, just gotta say no.

8 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 5

I can say from exp, all that does is make them hire another person, which cuts hours from everyone. Doing what OP did is best thing to do.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 16

Depends on the job I would think. My job refuses to hire new people, and my department consists of 3 people (myself included). That said <1>

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I agree that OP needs to say no, and let their boss be the one who suffers a 16 hour shift due to no one else coming in. <2/2>

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Swede I'm gonna be neutral in this debate and say that banana bread is delicious. You should try baking it. Nice with afternoon coffee.

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

pass me the meth bro

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mind if I join you? does your gram make the best b-bread?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0