Illuminnaughty
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It's a long story, but here's the short version: Military. Me coming into an office ended up exposing a senior enlisted of unprofessional relationships and favoritism with junior enlisted. Today, they were officially fired and moved to a different unit. I didn't start any of the shit that began this whole investigation process, but was the cornerstone of everyone elses argument/primary evidence (as in, I was being treated poorly while other junior enlisted were walking red carpets).
I feel like shit for it and am taking shots of Jager on a Monday, but at the same time..
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE. YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED.
Viral edit: Uh, fuck. This was not part of the plan. Uh, send... music you sing to when drunk, I guess.
ScreamingFirehawk
That's the problem with the military. Shitty leaders don't really get fired. They just get moved.
BarrettM
Blue Falcon AAWWWWWAAAAAAAYYYY!!!
Whiachy
Don't be a prick, don't get fired for being a prick.
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
@OP Scumbag SNCO fraternizing? Toss his ass straight out (after Article 32).
TakNoPants
fuck feeling bad, toxic SNCOs are why many good people get out of the military. A bad command can kill what could have been a great career
gorgosaurusrex
+1 for a fellow Jäger fan. That is all.
vlej
erm, no, he got himself fired and frankly you were probably just used by the investigators as comfy cannonfodder.
Illuminnaughty
Well, investigators and half my office. I was just proof.
leschuQueen
+1 for the name. You didn't do wrong, the two involved did, you were just an innocent bystander who was getting screwed in the not good way
Ventrix
Illuminnaughty
Yes. Yes it does.
umikaloo
My dad almost lost a soldier his job because he left garbage in a storage container, behind an industrial strength lock. Hell hath no fury.
Leokes
@OP as a senior enlisted, good on you for exposing that shit. None of it is your fault. Feel free to contact me to vent/for advice.
flarflarf
pretty much this: FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE. YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED.
Illuminnaughty
xxsurferboyxx420
I was at a small command where everybody was fucking everybody...4 people went down hard.
Illuminnaughty
Ouuuuch
nihilistdad
On one hand, R&M gif, on the other, stinky Jaeger? Oh well, upvoting for getting boss fired.
EggsMayhem
DetrimentalWolf
SEL's and frateranization don't mix very well.
SpeedbagNutPunch
Since when did anyone enlisted get fired? What the fuck is fired? Do we have McDonalds employees defending us now?
Illuminnaughty
Fired = Moved to different unit with little explanation as to why.
Hargy89
Middle management. It's not a big loss.
Snoochybooch
I'll go ahead and say, it could have been that you're a sub par performer. Have you been putting cover sheets on your TPS reports?
Illuminnaughty
99% of the stuff was going on off duty; nothing about my ~work ethic~ about it.
DemoB0y
Drink water. Drive the fuck on.
Illuminnaughty
On water now, since, y'know I ran outta booze.
DemoB0y
Not a bad thing. Then again, get a lift to the class 6. According to the GAT you probably drink too much, anyway.
madamerazzledazzle
More info @op
Illuminnaughty
Uhhhh whatcha wanna know?
madamerazzledazzle
What branch? I'm in the CG and experienced favoritism, how did it get exposed and did you receive lash back?
Illuminnaughty
AF, it came up during 1-on-1 interviews during in inspection, and so far no.
ffilm
Unless they lost a rank or got kicked out, they only got "relieved." And they weren't just screwing each other; they were screwing everybody
Illuminnaughty
Pretty much.
nabacular
was it a First Sgt? its always the First Sargent
Illuminnaughty
Na.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Don't feel bad. That kind of shit has no place in he military and sets it back. Senior should have known better/may lose rank
okayimfluffy
Should have seen my first unit. All senior enlisted were black masons, and chose black juniors to allow in to their circle.
Illuminnaughty
She is very luck not to have worse shit happen. We are in the legal field.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I smell possible UCMJ in the future. Also didn't know it was a female senior. Rarer to see but by no means acceptable
Illuminnaughty
She has a chance at her next office... she is very lucky not to have the MCM thrown at her ATM.
benovere
You're junior enlisted, right? They probably already had a case building against him and brought you on with the express intention to
benovere
track how he treated you. Embrace the suck, it ain't going anywhere.
Illuminnaughty
I am an E-4, so yes. And I don't know about that; I PCS'd from across the country. I do, however, think my presence brought it to light.
lurker314
I've seen the way HQ works. There is an EXCELLENT chance that the reason you went to the shop you did was to blow things open. That's 1/
lurker314
another part of the job they didn't tell you about. 2/
benovere
Well, if you can get your sup to put it in the EPR that it was due to your efforts that corruption and fraternization was eliminated, then
benovere
by all means. Though in my experience OSI investigations are long, meticulous, and don't happen quickly.
Illuminnaughty
OH LORD. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
RussianBear1942
You did a good job. Also I found out you're AGE so quick question. WHY THE HELL CANT I GET A WORKING HOBART?!?!
Illuminnaughty
Because they're shit.
RussianBear1942
True. So fix it.
Illuminnaughty
Funding bro
RussianBear1942
I feel that.
ithoughtitwasaboogerbutitsnot
If they were assigned to a different unit, they weren't fired. They were just moved. If your story is true, the problem just shifted.
Illuminnaughty
Probably! But no longer my problem, so fuck it.
ithoughtitwasaboogerbutitsnot
You will be the recipient of those dirtbags that "shift" from unit to unit, if you stay in long enough. Then, I say you will deserve it.
Illuminnaughty
wtf did I do
BigAZNMan
Doing shots of jager? You just fucked up. Good luck with the hangover.
Illuminnaughty
I can hold my shit and rock on after, boyo
BigAZNMan
Stronger man than I. Jager gives me the runs and a headache even with a couple glasses of water before bed.
Illuminnaughty
*Gal, And I'll totally have the runs, but whatever. Worth it.
BigAZNMan
:)
Wildozure
#justpogproblems
Thatguyandhisdog
Those problems are everywhere, dude...
standards
In a modern, likely asymmetrical warfare environment, the difference between Grunt and POG are pretty severely diminished.
Wildozure
I'm not sure if this is a troll or not but what the hell....go on...let's here why. I'm curious.
standards
Because where most casualties are caused by IEDs and small group tactics, they've found it to be effective to attack, say, the logistics.1/2
standards
2/2 So quite often it's the POGs driving trucks and whatnot who end up as casualties. Since Vietnam this has become increasingly true.
Wildozure
That's quite a bold claim with zero citable references you've got there.
Illuminnaughty
Sadly, I really am a pog. I used to be mx, but cross trained about a year ago. Now I'm just a fucking nonner.
Wildozure
Illuminnaughty
Noodlevillian
Mx? Nonner? What words are these?! Pog words! All I know is kill, kill, protein shake, and kill! Grunt happy now.
FirstUsername
Rahhh
Illuminnaughty
... Marine?
Noodlevillian
Illuminnaughty
You guys are fucken wierd/scary, but I respect you.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
I had a Gunnery Sgt that would welcome the other guys at 0859 and yell at me at 0859:30.
Illuminnaughty
lame
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
I got Company level NJP'd for being late. The Capt rolled his eyes every time Gunny yelled about me. I got 7 days restriction.
Illuminnaughty
WTF? Did you appeal? (Paralegal here. Indulge me)
deep13FREEZE
What branch, I'm a legal service specialist in the Marines
Illuminnaughty
AF
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Not for a company level NJP. The only bad part was waiting to get my good cookie and I didn't realize that until later.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Also for the record, I was actually late a few times, so I wasn't without fault.