Jul 10, 2020 2:43 PM
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NATA5
Damn at least wear a helmet or safety glasses.
ManOfKent1967
The dynamic lighting looks good in this game.
moQh
That sicario 3?
TaoGrim
Don't blink
hackller
some people are real fuckwits!!!
BubblesTheFish
This is some SCP shit right here.
weareready
A guy lost his eye doing something very similar a couple years back
slymcgrath1988
That’s gotta be a barracks.
Clayman8
I expecte Skyrim Cart meme. Am strangely dissappointed
YourIceCreamMan
What a bunch of morons!
TheArchivist314
I thought suddenly it would just switch to him saying welcome to Chili's
Hanska01
This is creepy, awesome, and terrifying all at the same time.
Sarabi876
1,2,3, red light ?
SignificantDeficiency
Ya all fun and games until one of those fuckers hits you in the face
hajimedj
I'll take "how to lose an eye in 15 seconds" for 500 dollars
VodkaReindeer
I finally understand why you need a hall pass in America.
PompatusOfLove
Feels like Sir Lancelot storming the castle
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
How they celebrate fourth of July in Silent Hill.
remix96
Finally an updated version of red light green light
2saintsslumber
Hold my beer ?
Gameordie
If you want to lost eye, then sure.
EmCeeBunn
One NYE, years ago, we played Roman candle baseball. Surprisingly it didn’t end at the hospital. But one dude almost lost his fro.
CaptainThePirate
v
Soggybathroomsock
Friend of mine caught one in the eye one new year's eve. Fun times at the ER. He got 80% of his eyesight back. Socialized medicine for ya.
joeyecho101
?noredirect
TheSpanishInquisitor
What's that sound from? Reminds me of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.
saintandrew92
That's because it is, it's Prowler's theme
StarSpangledHammered
That's some scary sounding shit
KnightOfHyrule
theblankgamer23
Its the Prowlers song when he was chasing down Miles
getthatcornouttamaface
Yesss it's the prowler's theme from the movie
sandwiched
Reminds me of the SFX in The Forbidden Planet.
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
Sounds like the Purge alarm.
ThisUsernameIsNotAvailabe
.
Mulan404Assassin
That's because it is
silentsuspekts87
Then smoke alarm goes off
violentdosage
Now I want to try this. But without the fireworks.
UnhelpfulAnswers
What are you using instead? Mortar shells?
SlappySamsonite
You can do that in you bathroom. Turn off the lights and move from side to side. So exciting!
CrystalShipsCometh
You want to move around in a hallway with the lights off? Sounds fun
Harryteeters
withmore*
PolarbearsToenails
Just tracer rounds
GlowGreen
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/v4dcuuxjgvs2tixanwhh.png
deathemokid5
Met a girl who has worn an eyepatch ever since a camping trip in grade 10. A roman candle got lodged between her eye and glasses. Horrific.
It literally stayed in her eye socket melting her eyeball and its a horrific story to hear her tell. Just please dont shoot roman candles.
GeneralWho
SavageHonesty
Yep, a guy on my flight crew was inadvertently hit in the eye as well during a NYE celebration. Ended his military career.
TheBoyFromUncle
Honey why is the school on fire
kamenriderladybug2
What School? (embers in the background)
CanadianCobraChicken
Why? For the Glory of Satan, of course!
KevinStrexcorp
And where is my super suit?
Cruxador
To prevent hundreds of deaths caused by returning too early
KingOfTheAnarchists
No, mother, it's just Aurora Borealis.
Isi151e
At this time of year? At this time,of day? Localised inside your schools hallway? SKIIINNERR
afroniner
Because everyone got Covid and coughed everywhere.
ThatOneAwkwardPotatoGuy
"Buy me more jewelry"
redoman309036
Slyps
You are a chair darling.
Kralzaug
I can dream Harold!
fouchagalaga
DESMOND THE MOON BEAR
TheOddify
How did I even get here?
wuzz
this belongs here
OrangeFlavours
You dirty son of a fucking bitch.
atat23
Thanks, that got me!!!! Not much makes me jump like that these day - jaded adult
dekket
FFFFFFFFFUUUUCCKK YOOOOOOOUUUU! Here's +1
ImSorryIfYouGotOffended
I was relaxing after a long day....
Eatsdenim
Dropped my phone!
justjayvee
Some poo came out
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
Motherfucker
babycucumber
Oops I crapped my pants
WhySoCereals
Holy fuck.
Marvanissa
I don't like how much that got me. +1
That sure was pretty fucking loud.
lucivjov
Man the one time I didn’t scroll to the end first..
TheAdjuster
I knew something was coming and still got me.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Good thing I was already pooping. I didn't wear my brown pants today.
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
Thanks for the near heart attack!
thescarby
oh fuck you +1
justarocknroller
Damn, ain't been startled like that since the first time I saw the Bongcheon-Dong Ghost. Nicely done!
cmontaSmuggler
Nice.....
BeerCir
Fuck You! -
mstrmrvn
That got me. Well done. I never get got
Pax13
That was unpleasant
Jonnymarre
Top notch acting
Silved
I actually screamed.
Ihatepickingusernamesgb7488
Take your well earned upvote
SoFloRoofer
Ok, ok a little chill ran down my spine. Ya got me too.
John20012
theytookmyfuckingusername
You got me. +1
xxmarcusrxx
This might have been the first jump scare that worked on me. Bravo, I'll be sending this to my gf so she pees gerself
AnonOmis1000
Fuck you. I knew it was coming. It still got me. Thank god I was on the toilet already.
rocket86924
You bastard
0xXJosephXx0
So I have to say thank you. As I was sitting on the toilet trying to Duce, this made me violently shove the blockage onto the toilet/wall.
And now people in the other stalls want to call EMS from the bloodcurdling sound that left my body from both oral and anus
KMakyra
Oh, you asshole!
panicattheavocado
HOLY FUCKING FUCK I JUST JUMPED 6 INCHES OUT OF MY CHAIR AND DROPPED MY PHONE
nrvagntsoleatr360
I. HATE. YOU. +1
ScootinNtootin
Which one of you assholes shit in my pants
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Valgyan
Roshiro
Walter, noooooo!!!!
iSaidiLoveUbutiLied
I had a spasm . Thank you for that
NachoPete
jazzhandpanda
I got a good pucker and laugh
ISAIDGIT
Ahhh ya bastard
turk69
Fucking Christ on a bike!!!
Misabelmont
I almost choke on my ice cream ?
wmcbain
I both yelled and farted at the same time. thanks 10/10
captain0marvel
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you and fuck you again.
Gonna fuck someone's day with this.
UnorthodoxLady
I fucking hate you
Zxaskad
Thank god I am on the toilet cause I just shit myself...
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
phillsman
Ah yes the scary maze game. This got me really good when i was a kid
ArchangelTitus
Lot of money for a skit lol
waudey912
I showed this to my mrs and she didnt jump but it made me jump again :(
Fab5Jeddy
Oh yeah, thanks. Fuck you very much.
Deathwing777
I knew it was coming and still shit my pants
tcSnipe
Goddamnit
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Thanks, I'm awake now.
LaBotte
Hahaha fuck you !
notallwholurkarelost
schmonday
Why is everyone doing this exact same gag all of a sudden?
madnorwegian
You owe me a pair of new undies
CrustyMuffin
Thanks, I just shit my pants at work.
Hobbzs
Original short film with that idea, which they later adapted to a full feature. Lights Out. https://youtu.be/lykiTPUbtgs
Steffy95
Why why why was I not expecting it....
VidaVita
Is that Billy Corgan?
TypicalCanadianThatLikesMapleSyrup
As a Canadian, Kindly, fuck off.
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
FUCKWIT FUCK It's been a loooong time since I fell for one.
Fuckme721
Same here. I should've seen it coming too ?
genghiskhanit
I withstand it without too much trouble, but it was a good one!
IHonestlyJustStoleAllOfMyPostsFromRandom
I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP NOW!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!
EatMyOreos88
You fucking cunt
werenotreallystrangers
That felt good...thank you
fleak
MOTHERF…
DeadPanPizza
I screamed...omg I screamed
flover
Holy shit! Fell off my damn chair and scared the dog! Damn!
DiscoTurtle87
Good thing i was already on the toilet. Jerk.
Grizzlious
TheLustyArgonianGayd
AZRAELSBLADE
Wow you got CandleJack on fil
Gamergrl09
Die
palroMemeMonster
Mann that got me haha...a good adrenaline rush
FutureHylian
Ok credit where credits due, that one got me
AwwDamn321
Da fuq?! I was like is stupid then ahhh
HINMAN
I wanted the gangnam style guy. Please somebody teach me how to gif
MoreTan
wildj0ker
EmailFail
Hit myself in the fucking face with my phone.
Stefanfr1997
...Why would you bring the thing doing the jumpscare CLOSER to your face?
Oh...it...it wasn't that close. I flinched lost my grip and over compensated. At least I didn't break the screen
TheMathmos
Awwww....you made me ink.
LeraviTheHyena
Well played you fucking prick
Botacon
Thank God i was on the toilet when i watched this.
AtsaMattaForMe
I needed that thank you.
ooushdanbaug
This got me good, really well done
Ladderguy
First time on the internet?
Lol
iancarry
fffffuuuuuuu!!
DarkBeerPotato
STOP. YOU COULDA MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT
thishousesmellslikefish
Travesty!
ladydriver
I dropped my toddler
icommentwithsteveharvey
Her shoulders cant help the cringe
c35000
Bonk
A man of culture I see.
lavendergirl
OH FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!!! +1
elgaudanas
Literally what I screamed, as I dropped the phone while simultaneously trying to hold on to it
JawaOnFire
That was exactly, word for word, what i screamed inside my head while pissing my pants in the livingroom. Earbuds on high volume btw...
NotGoodConfessionBear
I'm high and I was like noooooooooo stahp
KonaDarbles
pinatafarmer
I will not eat one IOTA of shit!
JadeNB1729
(Knives Out, if you need a good reason to watch it.)
kaneep
To be honest, I liked it but there were too many twists at the end -___-
Some (Mamet-style) twist-fests just start to seem empty, but this one worked for me. Maybe because they weren't just "it's all lies" twists.
NATA5
Damn at least wear a helmet or safety glasses.
ManOfKent1967
The dynamic lighting looks good in this game.
moQh
That sicario 3?
TaoGrim
Don't blink
hackller
some people are real fuckwits!!!
BubblesTheFish
This is some SCP shit right here.
weareready
A guy lost his eye doing something very similar a couple years back
slymcgrath1988
That’s gotta be a barracks.
Clayman8
I expecte Skyrim Cart meme. Am strangely dissappointed
YourIceCreamMan
What a bunch of morons!
TheArchivist314
I thought suddenly it would just switch to him saying welcome to Chili's
Hanska01
This is creepy, awesome, and terrifying all at the same time.
Sarabi876
1,2,3, red light ?
SignificantDeficiency
Ya all fun and games until one of those fuckers hits you in the face
hajimedj
I'll take "how to lose an eye in 15 seconds" for 500 dollars
VodkaReindeer
I finally understand why you need a hall pass in America.
PompatusOfLove
Feels like Sir Lancelot storming the castle
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
How they celebrate fourth of July in Silent Hill.
remix96
Finally an updated version of red light green light
2saintsslumber
Hold my beer ?
Gameordie
If you want to lost eye, then sure.
EmCeeBunn
One NYE, years ago, we played Roman candle baseball. Surprisingly it didn’t end at the hospital. But one dude almost lost his fro.
CaptainThePirate
Soggybathroomsock
Friend of mine caught one in the eye one new year's eve. Fun times at the ER. He got 80% of his eyesight back. Socialized medicine for ya.
joeyecho101
TheSpanishInquisitor
What's that sound from? Reminds me of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.
saintandrew92
That's because it is, it's Prowler's theme
StarSpangledHammered
That's some scary sounding shit
KnightOfHyrule
theblankgamer23
Its the Prowlers song when he was chasing down Miles
getthatcornouttamaface
Yesss it's the prowler's theme from the movie
sandwiched
Reminds me of the SFX in The Forbidden Planet.
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
Sounds like the Purge alarm.
ThisUsernameIsNotAvailabe
.
Mulan404Assassin
That's because it is
silentsuspekts87
Then smoke alarm goes off
violentdosage
Now I want to try this. But without the fireworks.
UnhelpfulAnswers
What are you using instead? Mortar shells?
SlappySamsonite
You can do that in you bathroom. Turn off the lights and move from side to side. So exciting!
CrystalShipsCometh
You want to move around in a hallway with the lights off? Sounds fun
Harryteeters
withmore*
PolarbearsToenails
Just tracer rounds
GlowGreen
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/v4dcuuxjgvs2tixanwhh.png
deathemokid5
Met a girl who has worn an eyepatch ever since a camping trip in grade 10. A roman candle got lodged between her eye and glasses. Horrific.
deathemokid5
It literally stayed in her eye socket melting her eyeball and its a horrific story to hear her tell. Just please dont shoot roman candles.
GeneralWho
SavageHonesty
Yep, a guy on my flight crew was inadvertently hit in the eye as well during a NYE celebration. Ended his military career.
TheBoyFromUncle
Honey why is the school on fire
kamenriderladybug2
What School? (embers in the background)
CanadianCobraChicken
Why? For the Glory of Satan, of course!
KevinStrexcorp
And where is my super suit?
Cruxador
To prevent hundreds of deaths caused by returning too early
KingOfTheAnarchists
No, mother, it's just Aurora Borealis.
Isi151e
At this time of year? At this time,of day? Localised inside your schools hallway? SKIIINNERR
afroniner
Because everyone got Covid and coughed everywhere.
ThatOneAwkwardPotatoGuy
"Buy me more jewelry"
redoman309036
Slyps
You are a chair darling.
Kralzaug
I can dream Harold!
fouchagalaga
DESMOND THE MOON BEAR
TheOddify
How did I even get here?
wuzz
this belongs here
OrangeFlavours
You dirty son of a fucking bitch.
atat23
Thanks, that got me!!!! Not much makes me jump like that these day - jaded adult
dekket
FFFFFFFFFUUUUCCKK YOOOOOOOUUUU! Here's +1
ImSorryIfYouGotOffended
I was relaxing after a long day....
Eatsdenim
Dropped my phone!
justjayvee
Some poo came out
BootsCatsBeeeeeeez
Motherfucker
babycucumber
Oops I crapped my pants
WhySoCereals
Holy fuck.
Marvanissa
I don't like how much that got me. +1
BubblesTheFish
That sure was pretty fucking loud.
lucivjov
Man the one time I didn’t scroll to the end first..
TheAdjuster
I knew something was coming and still got me.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Good thing I was already pooping. I didn't wear my brown pants today.
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
Thanks for the near heart attack!
thescarby
oh fuck you +1
justarocknroller
Damn, ain't been startled like that since the first time I saw the Bongcheon-Dong Ghost. Nicely done!
cmontaSmuggler
Nice.....
BeerCir
Fuck You! -
mstrmrvn
That got me. Well done. I never get got
Pax13
That was unpleasant
Jonnymarre
Top notch acting
Silved
I actually screamed.
Ihatepickingusernamesgb7488
Take your well earned upvote
SoFloRoofer
Ok, ok a little chill ran down my spine. Ya got me too.
John20012
theytookmyfuckingusername
You got me. +1
xxmarcusrxx
This might have been the first jump scare that worked on me. Bravo, I'll be sending this to my gf so she pees gerself
AnonOmis1000
Fuck you. I knew it was coming. It still got me. Thank god I was on the toilet already.
rocket86924
You bastard
0xXJosephXx0
So I have to say thank you. As I was sitting on the toilet trying to Duce, this made me violently shove the blockage onto the toilet/wall.
0xXJosephXx0
And now people in the other stalls want to call EMS from the bloodcurdling sound that left my body from both oral and anus
KMakyra
Oh, you asshole!
panicattheavocado
HOLY FUCKING FUCK I JUST JUMPED 6 INCHES OUT OF MY CHAIR AND DROPPED MY PHONE
nrvagntsoleatr360
I. HATE. YOU. +1
ScootinNtootin
Which one of you assholes shit in my pants
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Valgyan
Roshiro
Walter, noooooo!!!!
iSaidiLoveUbutiLied
I had a spasm . Thank you for that
NachoPete
jazzhandpanda
I got a good pucker and laugh
ISAIDGIT
Ahhh ya bastard
turk69
Fucking Christ on a bike!!!
Misabelmont
I almost choke on my ice cream ?
wmcbain
I both yelled and farted at the same time. thanks 10/10
captain0marvel
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you and fuck you again.
captain0marvel
Gonna fuck someone's day with this.
UnorthodoxLady
I fucking hate you
Zxaskad
Thank god I am on the toilet cause I just shit myself...
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
phillsman
Ah yes the scary maze game. This got me really good when i was a kid
ArchangelTitus
Lot of money for a skit lol
waudey912
I showed this to my mrs and she didnt jump but it made me jump again :(
Fab5Jeddy
Oh yeah, thanks. Fuck you very much.
Deathwing777
I knew it was coming and still shit my pants
tcSnipe
Goddamnit
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Thanks, I'm awake now.
LaBotte
Hahaha fuck you !
NATA5
notallwholurkarelost
schmonday
Why is everyone doing this exact same gag all of a sudden?
madnorwegian
You owe me a pair of new undies
CrustyMuffin
Thanks, I just shit my pants at work.
Hobbzs
Original short film with that idea, which they later adapted to a full feature. Lights Out. https://youtu.be/lykiTPUbtgs
Steffy95
Why why why was I not expecting it....
VidaVita
Is that Billy Corgan?
TypicalCanadianThatLikesMapleSyrup
As a Canadian, Kindly, fuck off.
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
FUCKWIT FUCK It's been a loooong time since I fell for one.
Fuckme721
Same here. I should've seen it coming too ?
genghiskhanit
I withstand it without too much trouble, but it was a good one!
IHonestlyJustStoleAllOfMyPostsFromRandom
I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP NOW!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!
EatMyOreos88
You fucking cunt
werenotreallystrangers
That felt good...thank you
fleak
MOTHERF…
DeadPanPizza
I screamed...omg I screamed
flover
Holy shit! Fell off my damn chair and scared the dog! Damn!
KnightOfHyrule
DiscoTurtle87
Good thing i was already on the toilet. Jerk.
Grizzlious
TheLustyArgonianGayd
.
AZRAELSBLADE
Wow you got CandleJack on fil
Gamergrl09
Die
palroMemeMonster
Mann that got me haha...a good adrenaline rush
FutureHylian
Ok credit where credits due, that one got me
AwwDamn321
Da fuq?! I was like is stupid then ahhh
HINMAN
I wanted the gangnam style guy. Please somebody teach me how to gif
MoreTan
wildj0ker
.
EmailFail
Hit myself in the fucking face with my phone.
Stefanfr1997
...Why would you bring the thing doing the jumpscare CLOSER to your face?
EmailFail
Oh...it...it wasn't that close. I flinched lost my grip and over compensated. At least I didn't break the screen
TheMathmos
Awwww....you made me ink.
LeraviTheHyena
Well played you fucking prick
Botacon
Thank God i was on the toilet when i watched this.
AtsaMattaForMe
nrvagntsoleatr360
I needed that thank you.
ooushdanbaug
This got me good, really well done
Ladderguy
First time on the internet?
ooushdanbaug
Lol
iancarry
fffffuuuuuuu!!
DarkBeerPotato
STOP. YOU COULDA MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT
thishousesmellslikefish
Travesty!
ladydriver
I dropped my toddler
HINMAN
icommentwithsteveharvey
Her shoulders cant help the cringe
c35000
Bonk
Roshiro
A man of culture I see.
lavendergirl
OH FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!!! +1
elgaudanas
Literally what I screamed, as I dropped the phone while simultaneously trying to hold on to it
JawaOnFire
That was exactly, word for word, what i screamed inside my head while pissing my pants in the livingroom. Earbuds on high volume btw...
NotGoodConfessionBear
I'm high and I was like noooooooooo stahp
KonaDarbles
pinatafarmer
I will not eat one IOTA of shit!
Deathwing777
nrvagntsoleatr360
JadeNB1729
(Knives Out, if you need a good reason to watch it.)
kaneep
To be honest, I liked it but there were too many twists at the end -___-
JadeNB1729
Some (Mamet-style) twist-fests just start to seem empty, but this one worked for me. Maybe because they weren't just "it's all lies" twists.