Lol....what do you say America?

Feb 4, 2019 10:14 AM

babydiva3

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Sauce: https://youtu.be/ePCxz76qzr8

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I said this to my friends once. If a woman would have all her body totally covered but her nipples, we would still turn crazy

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She ain't wrong

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Okay, calm down you angry small boy

7 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 74

I’m afraid of that hunger games outfit she is trying to pull off.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I saw my first titty as an infant. After that, however, my parents wanted me to see less and less of them. They're funny like that.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My mum would love for me to go see some nipples, i just prefer to sit at home

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Also: weapons & violence? All ok, just throw that intestines at that toddler! Basic sex ed? Outrageous it will turn our kids in horrible...

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 8

..spawns of satan! It's against our Geesus!

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

+1. It’s totally fucking crazy!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why does she look like a glittering garbage patch? Is this fashion no'?

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 7

And fashion is subjective. Some like, some hate. Thanks for YOUR opinion.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

She said "humans" like she wasnt one so maybe that is a normal outfit on her planet

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It probably is called fashion, Scary thought is that dress probably cost a few thousand dollars.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Men are allowed to show theirs in public while women can't, and our nipples are mostly the same? #FreeTheNipple

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 7

Nahh lots of people find women’s nipples intimate I guess. Something special. Whereas men is just whatever. Everyone has a bad outlook tho.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

you can in ontario, though its still seen as crude by most people

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

70% the same.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair she really should just wear a shirt

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 10

Idk who's pro nipple censoring but they need to fuckin quit it.

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 6

The FCC my titty loving friend

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Those awful strip clubs that make girls wear pasties over their nipples. And then they're "legal" to walk around the place. Dumb

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's almost as if the earliest American colonists were Puritans and the entire country's culture has evolved from that base.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tbh I don't like much of Miley's music but she's really more intelligent than she seems. She's got some wit.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She is speaking like she is an alien observing us

7 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 5

All teenagers are like aliens observing the rest of the world

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Miley Cyrus is in her mid twenties.

7 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Who says she isn't?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Idgaf I love her

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well without nipples, boobs would be pointless

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Puritanical nonsense is the reason

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

Call me “unamerican”, but I prefer boobs that have nipples.

7 years ago | Likes 1781 Dislikes 3

Easy Comrade. We don't discriminate here.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Seinfeld was the one to originally come up with this in the 90s.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which one? The post line or my comment?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The post

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking pinko.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was in the UK about a while ago, there was a giant billboard for Vogue.com, the picture was a fishnet cover tit and the nipple was the .

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Where was that? Cos that's not very normal for the UK. We're not quite as prudish as the US but we're no where near as relaxed with (1)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this stuff as the rest of Europe for example

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't remember exactly, we lived a year in the Mill Hill area north of London and I saw it while on a bus after shopping somewhere

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was the what?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The .

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The .

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take huge heart pasties too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the movie Fantasia taught me anything, it's that only EVIL has Nipples.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Centaur: Good

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Without nipples, there is no point.

7 years ago | Likes 382 Dislikes 1

Almost lost my nipples to breath cancer. Still laughed tho

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

That's a well-rounded argument.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good point

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

eyyyyy

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you. Here's your upvote. Now please leave.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a rule 34 for that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/r/nipless

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That reasoning stands up.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find the people making these arguments are largely people who want attention for showing their breasts or just want to see breasts

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 30

What's wrong with that?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Also, people who think sexual or anatomical repression causes real, preventable damage to a society that has enough problems to deal with.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Not sure if you're trying to make a point but duh, people who want something talk about making it happen??

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

I make these arguments and I don't want to show my breasts nor do I want to see more breasts. It's about equality.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

she's obviously correct

7 years ago | Likes 1961 Dislikes 10

She feeds on attention

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

*grammatically*

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Erect*

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

*anatomically

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

which is the annoying part, cause it's her

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I've never understood America's and fear of female tits

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except is not humans, but rather Americans and their censorship...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She’s right, but there are no breasts showing.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

I was the 1000 upvote on this and it felt good

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wrong, since Americans also have a problem with breastfeeding, where you don't see a nipple.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

Its not the nipple in that isntance. The act itself is seen as lewd or innapropriate for the public

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They're afraid they might

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The ppl are just jealous the kid has the nip and not them

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also applies to assholes. Butt cheeks or thongs no problem. But spread them cheeks out and I’ve crossed some line.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More of a crack than a line.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With that outfit pasties are almost a side note.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What do you mean America? Are you saying it's socially acceptable to go with your tits out in public outside of America?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It is in Africa.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think her argument wouldn't be as strong if she talked about things she doesn't know for a fact.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dumb opinion: Boobs/nipples are an intimate part of a woman’s body to most. So they hide to it only show someone they want to?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

It's not about women wanting to hide them, it's about it being illegal NOT to hide them when it's not the same for men.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can get that but it’s still considered a sexual part? Plus women would probably lose power over men if they get desensitized haha.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are women's sexual and men's not? Women's nipples are actually useful for something that requires them to be unclothed. Men's are not.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because there is a sexual response Is simplest answer. It is for my gf, maybe not everyone. Men’s it’s more vestigle lol.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My butthole isn’t sexual, but I show it to one stranger and suddenly I’m a “registered sex offender”

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the same for both women and men, and isn't what anyone is talking about.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Miley cyrus is gross

7 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 65

Most people don’t know the name Billy Ray Cyrus... or Robert Kardashian... or John Voight... Kids just adore this wrecking ball

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

And way less attractive than she perceives herself.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

she's not wrong about this, though

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

She is a fine women embracing sexuality, there is nothing wrong with that.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Do you have colored hair and a degree in liberal arts?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think she's starting to regain her sanity lately.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

I thought it was hilarious when she wanted to start doing country music again once Trump was elected. Girl’s gotta eat!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I thought she was too but she looks like she's losing it again

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

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7 years ago (deleted Feb 4, 2019 2:49 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Wut?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it's only the female nipple that seems to be the issue. It totally fine for men to be topless just not women.

7 years ago | Likes 950 Dislikes 10

Whoa, whoa whoa. Did you just assume that nipple's gender?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Well obviously you haven't seen uncle Jerry's 3-inch bottle cap nips. No one likes those.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try showing man nipples on Youtube or Twitch and you'll be shut down. Thats American equality in action.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't want to look at male nipples either.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I don't think it is though. I rarely see either gender topless in public. That's weird. Put a shirt on dude, wtf.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Adam Levine vs. Janet Jackson's post-superbowl furor (or lack therof).

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

because one is not sexual and has nothing to do with reproduction while the other does?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

I refuse to make eye contact with male nipples.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can have a giant fatty man flash his oversized vulgar nips, but as soon as they're on a female it's counted as sexual. Thanks Obama.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

you are right. i guess its beacuse no one is asoused by my hairy little bubbly pointy chest nips. when they re not on a lump of fat.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Yeah. I don’t have a problem with it though. And don’t think we need to desexualize them. Don’t try to take the fun outta titties.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Miley needs to do the above with stickers of a dudes nipples over her own.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's because on average, straight men find the female breast to be inherently sexually attractive. The same isn't true for straight women.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She did actually mention this in the discussion as well

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For real. Men should be required to cover their breasts at all times. Women should be required to show their nips all the time.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 28

That will make a visit with your grandmother interesting

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

They hang so low I probably wouldn’t see them anyways

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Under viking laws back in the day, it was illegal for a man to show his nipples in public but fine for women because they had to feed babies

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, male toplessness is an indicator of losing a fist fight, so there's that

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She did actually mention this in the discussion as well

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably something to do with men having show nipples while women have functional nipples.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

If anything, you would think this would make women's boobs even less sexualized, as they perform a function important to survival of species

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

so your saying if woman wore pasties with a man's nipple on it, it would be ok? thats actually a test id like someone to do lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that's the result of our country being a haven for the puritans of Europe to flock to when it was founded.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope.. there were problems around the nipples on the batsuit to

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

au contraire my friend, I rather be seeing female nipples than women's..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Why don't we just make cutouts of male nipples and paste them over the female nipples? Nobody will know and it's not nudity

7 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 0

+1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instagram did this

7 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Has been done AND posts have been taken down where's its actually a male nipple. Gotta love cultural values right?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

haha, that's awesome (and a little gross)

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mods still delete those

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Men where not always able to be topless in public. Men fought for that right and it didn’t become OK until the late 30’s and early 40’s.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 16

Sauce?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

And possibly ruin it with the truth? Why do that?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

My friend showed me her pastys once they were pictures of nipples it was super weird

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Pastys man, not pastries. Though pastys with pastries would be cool.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Those are Cornish pasties.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had one of those once. It had an egg right in the middle of it. Right there! Delicious.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find it weird that America as a community shuns the human body. You will get arrested if ur naked out in public. Tbh I don’t see theissue

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You would see the issue if you were to see all of the fat turds here

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

America was founded by the religous people that were so obnoxiously prudish that England kicked them out.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Well tbh I would be a little weirded out if someone was naked out in public but that’s only cause I’m used to everyone covering up.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's because women don't get sexually aroused by seeing a man's chest . . . at least not as often as a man would seeing a woman's boobs.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 15

Lol you're funny

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Here here! And let's not forget the sexy ankles! I shouldn't even mention a ladies knee..

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Okay but are there clothing and surgery operations to make the knee and ankle more sexually appealing?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

The idea is that the more often people see women walking around topless the less they’ll get aroused because it’s constant

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

If you're going to get aroused over titties, you'll get aroused over a bikini too. Men can go topless, women should too.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It should mandatory...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m 100% a chest chick. Arms, legs, butt... meh. But a nice pair of pecs? Yowza.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Dick?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aesthetically? No. But functionally? Yep.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends on the chest and how long it's been.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I still feel like male toplessness, while accepted, is frowned upon in a lot of cases. Not saying there isn't a double standard. Just

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 11

It's a weird situation. Watch YT video w/ ID hIajRiKsIto at ~ 0:35 & 1:03. She places her hands on his chest in the breast area to push

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you flip it and he pushes her in the same area, you'll likely have people saying there's some sexual harassment in the action.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Male and female breasts are not viewed the same, even by those who want to "free the nipple". The double standards aren't where you think

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That male toplessness isn't seen as totally okay all the time.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 12

I have yet to see a situation on tv or in a movie where Male toplessness isn't ok.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

1) Well obviously, men don't walk into a business meeting with nips on show unless they're trying to do a power play.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Assert dominance by strutting in naked into the conference

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*furiously takes notes*

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

woah. hold the horses. powerplays involve hanging old man brain like were 90 and in a locker room.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2) the difference is that in more casual settings (park/beach) they can without issue whereas with women it's instantly an issue/sexualised

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Women tend to wear racier things in some settings though. Look at award shows, tiny dresses vs suits.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's so silly too. I'm American, visited French beaches when I was 12. After the first 20 min spent giggling, we quickly stopped caring.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I wouldn't argue against that

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Americans are perfectly ok with nipples/tits. They aren't ok with children being exposed to them...like no one ever jerked it to NatGeo...

7 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 72

Those are some long weird titties but damn they get it done in a pinch

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

..but Americans are ok with children participating in beauty contests that are sometimes quite extreme.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

The vast majority of us are not okay with that. That’s shit is fucked up

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Good to hear! I just can't get it, aren't the kids judged enough in daily lives? I wouldn't put kids any where near those.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can honestly say as a current and former chronic masturbator, I have never jerked it to Nat- Geo.

7 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 3

I'm guessing you did not grow up in pre-internet times then?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

That's what the Sears/Macy's catalogs were for, just had to keep an eye out when the 'junk' mail got thrown out then game on!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did, for about 5 years.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Bingo.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Again, as hard it is to believe, this may not be as uncommon as you think.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

But porn was still legal and I have an older brother

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I...wha...excuse me? ._.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would hope your children would be exposed to them..

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You may be surprised to learn that children have nipples too...

7 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

Half the children also have penises, but you're not going to show a dong on TV

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Why not?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HERESY

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would not. I'm all for human nipples. Cow nipples too, but that's only for a nice glass of 2%.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So what happens when a child sees it's own nipples? Are Americans ok with that?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Majority? Probably not. I'm a minority here, nipples are fine, they don't hurt anyone - barring putting someone's eye out in the cold.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, then I think maybe you've been misunderstood as your orig comment came across as anti-nipple! Carry on!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that they use them to eat when they’re very small

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@ElbowDeepInAHorse might've for the horse documentaries

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I got nothing to jerk xD

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the horses? You've gotta have one around to Jerk instead

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like people don't even know what boobs evolved for. Children are the ones who SHOULD be most familiar with them, ffs.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 7

FOR REAL.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indeed. I like tits as much as the next man, but what I see in a pair of knockers and what a 5 year old sees are entirely different things.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

She's on a show that comes on around 1130 at night. If the kids are still up at that time, I have other worries. Besides, people jerk to mlp

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

...and you missed the point there.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

Which was? Cause you seemed to imply that kids will see it there.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Read the whole statement, one more time. National Geographic has had tits and nips in Elementary school libraries at least up to 10 yrs ago.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

At least 30 years ago, and probably closer to 70.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yanks are more offended by a nipple-slip or an F-Bomb on TV than they are the latest School Shooting.

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7 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

"So, I am returning to the land of my perverted forefathers to fulfill my destiny"

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Eurotrip. So so funny and stupid.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's the pearl clutchers and bible thumpers.

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

The FCC*

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Won’t let me be or let me be me so let me see.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The north is primarily democratic which is calling for gun control. Its the south that cares more about guns than kids

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

Ironically, they want to keep tits and swearing off TV to protect the children.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

School shootings are on tv!?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Lol fucking best comment I’ve seen for like fo-evuhh.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mike Pence and his cronies are offended

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 7

You've obviously haven't been paying attention to American televised media.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, when it's so common place that when you mention "school shooting" they say "which one today?" it's easy to see why.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

v

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But nip slips can't be prevented a good guy with nipples

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always makes me laugh when Americans on Graham Norton say "Damn” and then quickly “Oops!! Can I say that?”

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We enjoy a good display of marksmanship, what can we say?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stop giving crazy people a platform for fucks sake.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably because school shootings are more common

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 16

lmao what? who told you that?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As an American I agree with this, it's bullshit

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Unless it's Adam Levine's nipples. Not offended by those.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Nobody is offended by Adam Levine's nips

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

At least we're not charging stand up comics crimes for jokes.....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Depends on which one you search when horny

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heaven forbid if someone flips the bird, that must be censored and blurred from all existence!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is America.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Don’t catch you slippin up ?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Cue the America bashing with an ignorant comment. Oh the irony.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 18

It’s ironic in so far as that Americans don’t understand irony. Which makes your comment as a reply very ironic indeed. (If you’re American)

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

You and OP seem to only pay attention to the US sensationalism media. If you're judging a society off 1 form of media, you're the ignorant 1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t judge you. I love Americans & visit the US regularly. In my country, ‘taking the piss’ is a sign of affection. Don’t be so sensitive

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“RiverRoyal said such horrible things about the Americans, which is truly ironic: for he loved them dearly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, it's not every day a celebrity pulls out a titty

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Well the good Lord gave us school shootings, but a woman's breasts are the work of the devil (unless feeding babbys) AMEN!

7 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 25

you clearly haven't seen people complain about breastfeeding outside the home, its evidently something they should be ashamed of

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But only if 5he feeding of babies is done in private and shamefully

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

if your happy and you know it that's a sin clap clap

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

...what? No?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Naah, yanks are the people as a group of individuals. It's more true that the media and society is.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You can mostly kill everyone as long as you're polite

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

Politecat.jpg

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As much as they were against a lot of bullshit in the past & I kind of consider myself one, I 100% can’t disagree.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 16

To the general point that was being made, at least. The specific examples could be polished up.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Some*. There is the other half of the country that lives in the real world. Remember Trump LOST the popular vote.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 11

I dont like trump, but I'm glad a handful of cities doesn't get to choose the leadership for the rest of us.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

But handful of people chose Trump even though he lost the people's vote.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Remember only a fifth to a third of America ever votes, statistically we can guess/make logical extrapolations, but we never truly know

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Know we're not you simpleton.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Is this sarcastic? Because you just made my day, you funny bastard!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meamwhile the Brits piss themselves at the sight of a potato peeler

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 21

Oh no they have boxes where you can turn in those deadly peelers and save lives!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Potato peeler!?! Where!?! #shitspants

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Only if its unregistered

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

"my moronic thing isn't moronic because that guy also does a moronic thing"

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And as a result have x 2,000 fewer shootings a week.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Population control

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 13

Cause you know everything about this country, cause you live here.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 13

The govnt/social media is more offended, most of us don't give a flying fuck about nipple slip or fbombs on TV.

7 years ago | Likes 239 Dislikes 9

I think a sizeable portion of the public would be on account of media, particularly news acting professional, which is hilariously silly

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or school shootings.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We insist upon it even.

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Government wouldn't care either if the evangelical crowd wasn't crucial to pander to.

7 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 5

This is the reason why people running for presidents "have" to be Christian in the public eye. No votes otherwise.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

The people we choose to give power to care (and not just in the gov't). We're all "I don't vote because nothing matters." We're idiots.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well to be fair no one tries to take away our rights after a nip-slip....not usually anyway.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

The UK has page 3

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Had* :-(

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the paper itself still has it

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

What is page 3?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck the yanks. Us southerners are just racist and sexist, but we like nipples!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Meanwhile the EU freaks out over violence in movies. Meaning combine taboos and you would have 90min of naked women firing machine guns.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I mean, I would prefer naked women in my life over violence any day

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But at least we don't fuck our cousins or do meth with whole family

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 56

Have you ever been to Missouri?

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Yep

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

wait does "yanks" refer to americans or just new yorkers

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

In Europe it's mostly a derogatory term for people from the US in general

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usually refers to the northern states not specifically NY.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Northern Americans

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

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...with blood.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They dont like when something points at the problem

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A little much, but ok

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 22

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I’m good.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 6

Why don’t you sit this one out, champ.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is just in a topless girl shot up her school because she was done with being bullied. America ban guns!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Many Americans also suffer from the fantasy that criminals obey signs and laws.

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How so?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Or the fantasy that other countries somehow manage to have fuck all gun deaths?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So let's just do away with all laws then because obviously what's the point ammirite??

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

Psst... most school shooters weren't former felons, they were usually kids that snatched one of their parents many guns laying around.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Also, to add to this, many if not most mass shooters have little to no *criminal history* but have a lot of psychological red flags.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

AKA perhaps even being willing to instate some very minor elements of gun control would allow 99.9999% of innocent people that want guns

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

to have them while potentially cutting down significantly on needless tragedies.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

right? shootings never happen in "gun free zones" /s

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 21

But they tend to happen a massive FUCKTON less in UK or Aus, or ..... etc. Duh.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And so we should allow guns on school campuses, to be owned by everyone right demonic? Because not knowing who could shoot you but everyone

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 5

Definitely could is a better solution

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

because armed security guards aren't the same right WhatsAHuman236147?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 18

The solution to stopping imperfect humans is to put uniforms on other imperfect humans. Crazy idea: how about a right to self defense?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

Colombine and Parkland both had armed security guards.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1