For the few people who are gonna see this

Sep 18, 2020 12:34 AM

Since the russian bots are gonna downvote this before it gets any traction

Donald has obstructed the election in any way possible so people cant fairly, due to misinformation and lies about the ways, vote fairly for Your president.
Stephen Colbert and company created a website where every piece of information for you in your state etc can easily be read, what you need to know so that you feel in control over that your vote counts.
No propaganda, no shit about post voting, mail in ballots, too late, all that shit you try to understand but havent yet.
I dont even get to vote this pale cheetoz stained racist out of office, im from Sweden but not only your country is on the line here.
I put my head to my pillow every night with worries, my country is starting to burn to. I dont want to live like this anymore.

Stephen Colbert & CO made a website with everything you need to know to vote.
Any upvote is better than any, and for the few people who sees this put it in your fav folder so you can take care of this in the morning.

Google Stephen Colbert betterknowaballot.com and take care of it later

Sry english is not my first language, obviosly, and im kind of a bottle of wine into shit.
Peace, please.

So a non-american has to remind people to check info on voting and be informed? Cool thing!

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

NC here. I mailed in my ballot and tracked it online. It's already been received. Couldn't have been easier.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Getting people good information to be able to vote.... (Sound on)

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Also consider websites like ballotpedia.org which can help you understand the issues you are asked to vote on

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"a bottle of wine into shit" isn't something that people say in English, but it damn well should be.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If he loses (hoping) i hope he rots in prison

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OP, you have my upvote. Now get to the front page!! As for the rest of you....

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, if you're in the US, you can check your voter registration at vote.gov

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If we, as a nation, don't destroy this bastard in November, we will never recover. Vote your asses off!

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Wow this is great. I love Stephen Colbert.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Him and Stewart should have run in 2016.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As I was reading I actually saw the upvotes drop by like 50 or so all at once. Doing my part to keep it up. o7

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As an American I'm embarrassed that we have failed to uphold our values. We like to think we're the best but we're not. The world needs to

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

boycott, call us out and show how much we have fallen. Until we can get our shit together. We sent people to the moon for God's sake now we

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sit here with a thumb up our asses proclaiming we're the greatest while our house burns down.

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I jus registered to vote. I…feel like a superhero.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I made a higher quality version of that gif if you like:

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You rock my socks OP. I’m reposting this every week

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

VOTE!

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Literally the most punchable face anyone has ever made.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian, the path the states are starting to go worries me deeply

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Say, Canada -- you know what we *really* need? 'Living room'... I mean, you're kind of sandwiched between some of our states already, right?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is... is that a plea for Canada to welcome all of the states in America as Canadian provinces?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would love to hear from more non-Americans about their thoughts.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

PLEASE get that Orange out of international politics! Please prove to the world that the vast majority of Americans are decent people!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, the majority of Americans didn’t vote for him. Their system is broken.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your political system is fucked up.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I appreciate your feedback and honesty. I agree.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can someone explain me, why our fellow freedom dudes have to register for a ballot? We just go voting in Germany once we turn 18

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget that we receive our invitations by mail, because we‘re all registered with the Einwohnermeldeamt. No such thing in the US.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's right, but they just tell you WHERE you should vote, and remind you to bring your ID. Seems like USA has to beg to be allowed to vote

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want Biden to win. Not because I believe he can address climate change but because he can set a foundation for those who can.

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

At the very least he'll bring on people who do, and not people who argue with science like a fucking drunk uncle.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As an earthling, this is so important to all of us. Let's get rid of fascism and feudalism and save this place altogether.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Its embarrassing being an American, has been for awhile but the past year has been humiliating.

5 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

*4 years

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes because idiots like you make up lies I would be embarrassed if I were you as well #Tell the truth or keep your mouth shut

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wrong. If your family is shit, does that mean you’re shit?? No, it doesn’t. Don’t be embarrassed. Be a deciding factor in change.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Nicely put my dude, be the change not the problem

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree. No1 should be ashamed of their nationality, it is OK tho to be embarrassed of your country. Be proud of where your from.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Being proud of your random birthplace is quite stupid, unless you were born in a really nice place... We have to be critic about it and not

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

leave our judgement be blinded by nationalism. My birthplace is amazing for food, landscape and history, but I'm not living there because of

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Employment and politics. I wish I had a proper job there, but nope. Am I proud of being born there? Not really. But I recommend everyone to

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Thanks, OP. It's humbling to know that other people around the world still give a shit about us even after we've fucked things up so badly.

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Kiwi here. We definitely care. Regular Americans aren't the problem. It's the fuckers leeching your country dry that need to be stopped.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also america has the highest per capita carbon emissions and an anti climate action president. This election is important worldwide.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

From a Canadian POV: We're neighbours, been allies for over a century. We share kinfolk. When your neighbour is hurting, you help. You don't

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

say "someone should do something". You step up and do what you can do. Let your actions inspire others. I've been doing what I can to fight

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Trumpist misinformation and "fuck the libtards" attitudes anywhere my Internet activity and theirs overlap. So far, all I've achieved is to

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get insulted or ignored by people who make it clear they don't WANT to hear anything. But I keep trying.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How long do you think untill the russian bots start calling out russian bots in a way to appear less like russian bots?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's already happening...

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Молчи, товарищ. Ты слишком много болтаешь.

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I'd rather be a fucking swamp creature than a Trump supporter

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ayyy Shrek 6 is gonna be great.

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The ignorance and hate spread by the Trump administration affects everyone. For the safety of the world, Americans please vote.

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Hopefully there won't be too much interference or ballots "lost" or disputed. It's going to be heck after November 3rd.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes peace might break out everywhere of we get 4 more years of Trump. PANIC!

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I bet when you turn your head it rattles.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Neat, Iran, Yemen and Somalia would all heavily disagree with that statement.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Israel, UAE, behran, Serbia, kosovo, potentially up to 12 me re Muslim countries agree with me

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You are a sad, sad person. I don't know at what point someone like you might realize how toxic they are but one day it will effect you.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm from Indonesia, my country is burning too. Like it or not, US sets global things in motion, and that orange dick is ruining it. VOTE.

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All the best, Indonesia <3

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apa Kabar? Saya rindu Indonesia!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Canadian here; we're not quite on fire, but choking on smoke (figuratively and literally).

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maaf bro

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At this point it's clear that they dont give a fuck if they lose by a landslide, he's getting another term. Sharpen your pitchforks bois.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whats happening in Indonesia? My wife is from there, but she hasnt said anything in particular recently. (We live in Europe)

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

US has been involved there going back to Sukarno and pulled the strings during the E Timor genocide

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The genicide in Indonesia was also courtesy of the US turning their back when it mattered. (Just like Kurds) no one talks about that....

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They actively passed on intel-names etc. Complicit

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Same ol third world country stuff. Inept government and rampant disinformation made worse with covid-19.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

How exactly your "country is burning"?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forgot about the covid-19 handling. Our government copied US playbook word for word, including downplaying it at the beginning.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's the global economy, man. Like it or not we're all tied up. The real estate crash of 07/08 in US proved that, it didn't almost cause a

5 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 2

That housing bubble though. Someone scammed the world for 15 trillion dollars that was never recovered.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A friend of mine is a big fan of Huawei phones and he's royally pissed at trump. If only the US policy can keep it to themselves, we might /

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

/ have no horse in this race, but now we do. I implore all my family and friends who immigrated to US to vote blue at all cost.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

US depression, it almost caused a worldwide depression. Like our fight with China now: all our shit is made in China. If they went down, or

5 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

if we went to war, *everybody's* going down. We're basically in an economic cold-war.

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

*Economic hot-war if you look behind the curtains.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Whoa...

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I always think of it like this: The cold war never stopped. It just changed warfare and battlefield.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good resource @OP! Can't wait for the deranged cheeto to finally be gone. >.>

5 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 8

Godz now I just want cheetos

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We hope. And pray.

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

Whole world is praying at this point. It's not just the US going to be in a world of even more shit if he wins again.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Yes. It'll be terrible. Peace will break out everywhere! THE HORROR

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Peace? Hm - global economy might crash so bad that noone can afford weapons. Yes, peace is possible.

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For his victory yes

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Why are you hoping for this?

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Try this. Get away from the MSM and just look at the good Trump has done. Don't vote until you can name 3 good things both candidates have

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Done. Then when you have a balanced idea, make your choice. Now you won't, like everyone on this site you're blinded by TDS. Any good news

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

If you read their profile, you realize they're ignorant. They don't realize trump doesn't care for them. Would sell them for a pretty penny.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Just requested my FL mail in-I’ll update as to when it arrives, etc. someone smarter than me should start a post like that. Time req/rec

5 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 3

In Mississippi, mail-in and absentee ballots can't be requested until September 21st.

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My Virginia ballot just got sent out. I'm patiently waiting now... Gonna study the SHIT out of my choices and vote RESPONSIBLY.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please do! I'm waiting for mine from Florida, too

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5 years ago (deleted Sep 19, 2020 3:08 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

If feasible, drop off your ballot at one of your local board of elections offices. This way you bypass USPS & verify sig on record matches.

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5 years ago (deleted Sep 19, 2020 3:08 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

FL does the same. Good idea using the drop box.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im not sure what the problem is here. Dr. Fauci and Dr. Berg have both said that voting in person is safe so long as social distance and/

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh-I don’t think many are worried about the Rona-it’s the fucking retards outside the polling place(both sides, but we know what I’m sayin).

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Where a mask. Everyone should be voting in person unless otherwise unable just like any other election. Then neither side can claim the/

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Other side cheated and it eliminates the whole argument.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Democrats demanded mail in vote but voted majority in person! They're double voting, it's voter fraud! (I can see it now)

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My SO and I are terrified to get out and vote in person, but we're gonna risk it because we don't trust the Orange Clown not to cheat.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If you go on an early voting day there will be less people https://www.vote.org/early-voting-calendar/

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

FL here too, know for a fact I registered when I loved here but my status was as not.. can't find my card (not that it would matter) tried /

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*moved here .. (from another state, I am a born citizen)

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Registering on line and a message came up staying it was unavailable for me and to mail in my registration. I sent this out 8/31 and still /

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not showing as registered or received my card... Getting nervous. Ty for this, I will check in person for sure if possible!!

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FL local here. I’m in the camp that it’s better to vote in person now. So many ways to deny main-in. Your signature slightly off..? Denied.

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You voted for Biden? Denied.

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Oh/me too. Im just interested in how long it’ll take.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Check if your state has early voting days https://www.vote.org/early-voting-calendar/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an EU person. How the fuck a signature is still so important in US is mind boggling. You can change that on a whim! It's nuts i tell ya.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I believe it’s another way for agent orange to deny votes. This, the state of our country and that of the world...I’m losing sleep..

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In FL, if your signature doesn’t match the one on record, you have until 2nd day after Election Day to cure it by submitting an affidavit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dropoff if you can, in every state. We must be ever vigilant against fascism

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Even dropoff faces issues, and depending on state may not be counted til after Nov 3. Voting in person on an early voting day could be best

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh good. A vote that won't count. Make it easier to get Trump in

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Fuck off, death cultist. Your savior is an ignorant slob. https://imgur.com/SR2fA3r

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?. Not sure what you mean by that?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mail in voting. Let's see... how many 100s of thousands have been thrown out in the primary?

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I mean. Ok. If you believe that it’s that corrupt-what’s stopping the corruption in person?

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Well, you'll have more ballot watchers for one. Won't have one person in charge of an areas ballots. Where it would be easy to just kick

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