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Since the russian bots are gonna downvote this before it gets any traction
Donald has obstructed the election in any way possible so people cant fairly, due to misinformation and lies about the ways, vote fairly for Your president.
Stephen Colbert and company created a website where every piece of information for you in your state etc can easily be read, what you need to know so that you feel in control over that your vote counts.
No propaganda, no shit about post voting, mail in ballots, too late, all that shit you try to understand but havent yet.
I dont even get to vote this pale cheetoz stained racist out of office, im from Sweden but not only your country is on the line here.
I put my head to my pillow every night with worries, my country is starting to burn to. I dont want to live like this anymore.
Stephen Colbert & CO made a website with everything you need to know to vote.
Any upvote is better than any, and for the few people who sees this put it in your fav folder so you can take care of this in the morning.
Google Stephen Colbert betterknowaballot.com and take care of it later
Sry english is not my first language, obviosly, and im kind of a bottle of wine into shit.
Peace, please.
Iamhereforyourviewingpleasure
So a non-american has to remind people to check info on voting and be informed? Cool thing!
HummingbirdHippie
NC here. I mailed in my ballot and tracked it online. It's already been received. Couldn't have been easier.
FlissFloss86Gaming
Getting people good information to be able to vote....
(Sound on)
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
Also consider websites like ballotpedia.org which can help you understand the issues you are asked to vote on
alex5775
"a bottle of wine into shit" isn't something that people say in English, but it damn well should be.
HaveYouEverEverFletLikeThis
If he loses (hoping) i hope he rots in prison
SpiderDetective
Shpielers
Also, if you're in the US, you can check your voter registration at vote.gov
FlashHardwood
that300ZXguy
If we, as a nation, don't destroy this bastard in November, we will never recover. Vote your asses off!
adrianontherocks
Wow this is great. I love Stephen Colbert.
shimmernshine
Him and Stewart should have run in 2016.
MythIncarnate
As I was reading I actually saw the upvotes drop by like 50 or so all at once. Doing my part to keep it up. o7
squeakypanda
As an American I'm embarrassed that we have failed to uphold our values. We like to think we're the best but we're not. The world needs to
squeakypanda
boycott, call us out and show how much we have fallen. Until we can get our shit together. We sent people to the moon for God's sake now we
squeakypanda
sit here with a thumb up our asses proclaiming we're the greatest while our house burns down.
itsjustplaid
slurpeesandstuff
Heavenissize17socks
I jus registered to vote. I…feel like a superhero.
itsthevoiceman
I made a higher quality version of that gif if you like:
TwoStupidDogs
You rock my socks OP. I’m reposting this every week
TheBelcherKids
rbudrick
Literally the most punchable face anyone has ever made.
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
As a Canadian, the path the states are starting to go worries me deeply
Bizarkly
Say, Canada -- you know what we *really* need? 'Living room'... I mean, you're kind of sandwiched between some of our states already, right?
keykoh
is... is that a plea for Canada to welcome all of the states in America as Canadian provinces?
heartstarter
I would love to hear from more non-Americans about their thoughts.
MadameCleo
PLEASE get that Orange out of international politics! Please prove to the world that the vast majority of Americans are decent people!
Snodig
Well, the majority of Americans didn’t vote for him. Their system is broken.
Snodig
Your political system is fucked up.
OnceUponATimeInAzeroth
I appreciate your feedback and honesty. I agree.
rzlprnft
Can someone explain me, why our fellow freedom dudes have to register for a ballot? We just go voting in Germany once we turn 18
MadameCleo
Don’t forget that we receive our invitations by mail, because we‘re all registered with the Einwohnermeldeamt. No such thing in the US.
rzlprnft
That's right, but they just tell you WHERE you should vote, and remind you to bring your ID. Seems like USA has to beg to be allowed to vote
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
I want Biden to win. Not because I believe he can address climate change but because he can set a foundation for those who can.
slurpeesandstuff
At the very least he'll bring on people who do, and not people who argue with science like a fucking drunk uncle.
BwianOfNazareth
As an earthling, this is so important to all of us. Let's get rid of fascism and feudalism and save this place altogether.
monutsarethebestdoughnuts
Its embarrassing being an American, has been for awhile but the past year has been humiliating.
slurpeesandstuff
*4 years
waltonlucontro9000
Yes because idiots like you make up lies I would be embarrassed if I were you as well #Tell the truth or keep your mouth shut
tbh187
Wrong. If your family is shit, does that mean you’re shit?? No, it doesn’t. Don’t be embarrassed. Be a deciding factor in change.
aboriginalmanhoodquest
Nicely put my dude, be the change not the problem
Squigglylump
I agree. No1 should be ashamed of their nationality, it is OK tho to be embarrassed of your country. Be proud of where your from.
setaroja
Being proud of your random birthplace is quite stupid, unless you were born in a really nice place... We have to be critic about it and not
setaroja
leave our judgement be blinded by nationalism. My birthplace is amazing for food, landscape and history, but I'm not living there because of
setaroja
Employment and politics. I wish I had a proper job there, but nope. Am I proud of being born there? Not really. But I recommend everyone to
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Thanks, OP. It's humbling to know that other people around the world still give a shit about us even after we've fucked things up so badly.
theferalbookworm
Kiwi here. We definitely care. Regular Americans aren't the problem. It's the fuckers leeching your country dry that need to be stopped.
RadicalLeftist
Also america has the highest per capita carbon emissions and an anti climate action president. This election is important worldwide.
barbarian818
From a Canadian POV: We're neighbours, been allies for over a century. We share kinfolk. When your neighbour is hurting, you help. You don't
barbarian818
say "someone should do something". You step up and do what you can do. Let your actions inspire others. I've been doing what I can to fight
barbarian818
Trumpist misinformation and "fuck the libtards" attitudes anywhere my Internet activity and theirs overlap. So far, all I've achieved is to
barbarian818
get insulted or ignored by people who make it clear they don't WANT to hear anything. But I keep trying.
denglish5
How long do you think untill the russian bots start calling out russian bots in a way to appear less like russian bots?
caesargo
It's already happening...
CaldariBob
Молчи, товарищ. Ты слишком много болтаешь.
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
slurpeesandstuff
I'd rather be a fucking swamp creature than a Trump supporter
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
Ayyy Shrek 6 is gonna be great.
VillainousFiend
The ignorance and hate spread by the Trump administration affects everyone. For the safety of the world, Americans please vote.
freckledkink
Hopefully there won't be too much interference or ballots "lost" or disputed. It's going to be heck after November 3rd.
pills92
Yes peace might break out everywhere of we get 4 more years of Trump. PANIC!
OnceUponATimeInAzeroth
I bet when you turn your head it rattles.
Keairan
Neat, Iran, Yemen and Somalia would all heavily disagree with that statement.
pills92
Israel, UAE, behran, Serbia, kosovo, potentially up to 12 me re Muslim countries agree with me
HavUSeenMyBaseball
You are a sad, sad person. I don't know at what point someone like you might realize how toxic they are but one day it will effect you.
Naramumu
I'm from Indonesia, my country is burning too. Like it or not, US sets global things in motion, and that orange dick is ruining it. VOTE.
JustSittingHerePooping
All the best, Indonesia <3
CgnCalling
Apa Kabar? Saya rindu Indonesia!
Ifixtrains
Canadian here; we're not quite on fire, but choking on smoke (figuratively and literally).
benjaSportsCat
Maaf bro
LariCheltsy
At this point it's clear that they dont give a fuck if they lose by a landslide, he's getting another term. Sharpen your pitchforks bois.
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
Whats happening in Indonesia? My wife is from there, but she hasnt said anything in particular recently. (We live in Europe)
Miller16of16
US has been involved there going back to Sukarno and pulled the strings during the E Timor genocide
CgnCalling
The genicide in Indonesia was also courtesy of the US turning their back when it mattered. (Just like Kurds) no one talks about that....
Miller16of16
They actively passed on intel-names etc. Complicit
Naramumu
Same ol third world country stuff. Inept government and rampant disinformation made worse with covid-19.
HEiSENBERGx00131415
How exactly your "country is burning"?
Naramumu
Forgot about the covid-19 handling. Our government copied US playbook word for word, including downplaying it at the beginning.
getmo
It's the global economy, man. Like it or not we're all tied up. The real estate crash of 07/08 in US proved that, it didn't almost cause a
Bonsaipanda
That housing bubble though. Someone scammed the world for 15 trillion dollars that was never recovered.
Naramumu
A friend of mine is a big fan of Huawei phones and he's royally pissed at trump. If only the US policy can keep it to themselves, we might /
Naramumu
/ have no horse in this race, but now we do. I implore all my family and friends who immigrated to US to vote blue at all cost.
getmo
US depression, it almost caused a worldwide depression. Like our fight with China now: all our shit is made in China. If they went down, or
getmo
if we went to war, *everybody's* going down. We're basically in an economic cold-war.
Ktt5000
*Economic hot-war if you look behind the curtains.
thenightmarerectangleruinedmyday
Whoa...
MyNameIsPer
I always think of it like this: The cold war never stopped. It just changed warfare and battlefield.
Andricus
Good resource @OP! Can't wait for the deranged cheeto to finally be gone. >.>
Tulsify
Godz now I just want cheetos
steelinmyhead
We hope. And pray.
priorititties
Whole world is praying at this point. It's not just the US going to be in a world of even more shit if he wins again.
pills92
Yes. It'll be terrible. Peace will break out everywhere! THE HORROR
MadameCleo
Peace? Hm - global economy might crash so bad that noone can afford weapons. Yes, peace is possible.
itsjustplaid
pills92
For his victory yes
EMTsaidwhat
Why are you hoping for this?
pills92
Try this. Get away from the MSM and just look at the good Trump has done. Don't vote until you can name 3 good things both candidates have
pills92
Done. Then when you have a balanced idea, make your choice. Now you won't, like everyone on this site you're blinded by TDS. Any good news
Deadpoolisfunny
If you read their profile, you realize they're ignorant. They don't realize trump doesn't care for them. Would sell them for a pretty penny.
MDWitCommunityMagnet
Just requested my FL mail in-I’ll update as to when it arrives, etc. someone smarter than me should start a post like that. Time req/rec
freckledkink
In Mississippi, mail-in and absentee ballots can't be requested until September 21st.
TavisMcNamara
My Virginia ballot just got sent out. I'm patiently waiting now... Gonna study the SHIT out of my choices and vote RESPONSIBLY.
222Infantree
Please do! I'm waiting for mine from Florida, too
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Towncivilian
If feasible, drop off your ballot at one of your local board of elections offices. This way you bypass USPS & verify sig on record matches.
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Towncivilian
FL does the same. Good idea using the drop box.
Minitoss308
Im not sure what the problem is here. Dr. Fauci and Dr. Berg have both said that voting in person is safe so long as social distance and/
MDWitCommunityMagnet
Oh-I don’t think many are worried about the Rona-it’s the fucking retards outside the polling place(both sides, but we know what I’m sayin).
Minitoss308
Where a mask. Everyone should be voting in person unless otherwise unable just like any other election. Then neither side can claim the/
Minitoss308
Other side cheated and it eliminates the whole argument.
hirosjimma
Democrats demanded mail in vote but voted majority in person! They're double voting, it's voter fraud! (I can see it now)
colsanders2002
My SO and I are terrified to get out and vote in person, but we're gonna risk it because we don't trust the Orange Clown not to cheat.
SpamYarBlockers
If you go on an early voting day there will be less people https://www.vote.org/early-voting-calendar/
heyImLiaCee
FL here too, know for a fact I registered when I loved here but my status was as not.. can't find my card (not that it would matter) tried /
heyImLiaCee
*moved here .. (from another state, I am a born citizen)
heyImLiaCee
Registering on line and a message came up staying it was unavailable for me and to mail in my registration. I sent this out 8/31 and still /
heyImLiaCee
Not showing as registered or received my card... Getting nervous. Ty for this, I will check in person for sure if possible!!
strangerbuddy
FL local here. I’m in the camp that it’s better to vote in person now. So many ways to deny main-in. Your signature slightly off..? Denied.
koreantoiletghost
You voted for Biden? Denied.
MDWitCommunityMagnet
Oh/me too. Im just interested in how long it’ll take.
SpamYarBlockers
Check if your state has early voting days https://www.vote.org/early-voting-calendar/
hirosjimma
As an EU person. How the fuck a signature is still so important in US is mind boggling. You can change that on a whim! It's nuts i tell ya.
strangerbuddy
I believe it’s another way for agent orange to deny votes. This, the state of our country and that of the world...I’m losing sleep..
Towncivilian
In FL, if your signature doesn’t match the one on record, you have until 2nd day after Election Day to cure it by submitting an affidavit.
theeAndikrist
Dropoff if you can, in every state. We must be ever vigilant against fascism
SpamYarBlockers
Even dropoff faces issues, and depending on state may not be counted til after Nov 3. Voting in person on an early voting day could be best
SpamYarBlockers
https://www.vote.org/early-voting-calendar/
pills92
Oh good. A vote that won't count. Make it easier to get Trump in
ClaudeKenny
Fuck off, death cultist. Your savior is an ignorant slob. https://imgur.com/SR2fA3r
MDWitCommunityMagnet
?. Not sure what you mean by that?
pills92
Mail in voting. Let's see... how many 100s of thousands have been thrown out in the primary?
MDWitCommunityMagnet
I mean. Ok. If you believe that it’s that corrupt-what’s stopping the corruption in person?
pills92
Well, you'll have more ballot watchers for one. Won't have one person in charge of an areas ballots. Where it would be easy to just kick