MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
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Nov 12, 2013 1:13 AM
MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
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thekidwrites
Emily Volman is going places. Not college, but places.
intpintj
At first I was all tl;dr, but then I was all, wait this is gold.
YoureAWolfBoy
But I don't like avocado :'(
AMagicianWasDrivingDownTheRoadThenHeTurnedIntoADriveway
I saved more of these than I care to admit.
skiwsp
lazer pointer at a plane = CATastrophe
WhereTheHellDidThatSpiderGo
Lee Newton!
LordOfWolves
Just imagine going on safari to see packs of pugs and hamsters
Courtjester95
LEEEEEEE
Wilsoooooooon
If you say so, "Ahm".
Katze2004
Hey, where else can I listen to 40 minutes of straight flute? Why else do you think I made this call?
IncomparableMrFlannery
*roaming the forest in grumbles.
MistahEko
YES!
ImNotReallyHereAtAll
AND NOW WE ARE BOTH SAYING RIDICULOUS THING!
razorass
When I was little I would always send thank you cards back. One time I thanked someone for sending me a green thank you card. I don't know.
MaoZeDonkeyKong
Love seeing someone I actually know in the post, Yeah Lee Newton! #LeeasaurousRex
muthangya
Suddenly, "Emily Volman bikini" is trending on Google.
IHaveTheGoogle
mmmm Lee Newton
NotACanadian
There is such a beverage, I believe. It is called pulque, and is described as 'just shy of being meat'.
IdDefinitelyLickAmyPoehlersAsshole
Nice getting lee newton in there... I love her way too much.
bobbi21
Yay Sourcefed. :)
planeteer
This post is like a collection of Mitch Hedberg jokes.
fifimuffinpants
LOL Spiders with great hair! HA! >.<
wackynoodle
A pack of pugs is called a grumble.
socksmcgee
I am so glad someone posted this
shad0wshayd3
I'm finally an upvoting something before it's on the front page! And this time I'm helping! Yay!!
Nahxela
That Klondike bar one resonates with me.
Nize426
But the real question is, what would you do to BUY a Klondike bar?
Nahxela
Pay money
mutney
Saw my real name in the thumbnail. Freaked me out.
MyNameIsGrant
I was gonna say what the fuck, your name is Bear? Then I glanced again and wow im a fucking idiot
mutney
Oh well you were close. See, I'm Alexandra the bear.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Thats my name also :D except I am not a bear, but a coont
Pharya
Lee Newton on Imgur? Yaaaay
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Sweet, brand-new, front-page worthy post! I can totally make an awesome, witty comment!Now it's my time to shine. 3,2,1: Sad Ups, more like-
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
...Goddamn characters limits -__-
MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
This made me smile.
whattasteslikepurple
Technically, chocolate labs are edible, in much the same ways babies are edible. But starvation is more favorable to eating either of them.
privatedick
Not just edible; delicious (but not very chocolatey)
ImmortalLoveRodd
Says you. Om nom nom
notthatsiriusblack
Would definitely eat a chocolate lab before starving. Not ashamed.
ImCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavoriteImageInTheGallery
Would definitely eat a person before starving. A little ashamed.
Kundrew
Speak for yourself
RPJesus
"There's no other option, we have to eat this baby or we'll starve!" "Dude, it's been like 45 minutes."
KorruptJustice
Yeah, but I had a really light lunch today.
Nize426
It's ok, we have the dog.
confusername
Chocolate labs and babies, that's how world hunger was ended.
MrJavNic
brb ordering a ''Worst Trophy Shop'' trophy
Justinpaulmorales
That one got me rolling.
Ophieo
This was the best one.
MyBodysNobodysBodyButMine
I love it when the first comment is the best.
ralthiel
I lost it when I read that one. I never got it back, either.
BobbyDubbs
ok "MrJavNic"
phlyrox
I would make it a second place trophy -- they shouldn't win anything.
AbsolutelyDramaticNutjob
-=Worst Trophy Shop runner-up=- -=2000 - Present=-
Mammot27
Plot twist; you work at a trophy shop.
skilobyte
+1 for Lee Newton
Twist1000
Sourcefed lovers unite!
mjcoelho12
I logged on, as I am using my friends computer, just to upvote this comment.
skilobyte
Much obliged :P
Lionskull
fear the leeasaurus rex
Courtjester95
Hence my saying "LEEEEEEE" XD
yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss
"Lee" "Newton"
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
who dat?
skilobyte
From Sourcefed. on the youtubes.
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
i shall check it out thanks :)
huggies18
she's part of a youtube news team called sourcefed, which is part of defranco inc. both are awesome! :D
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
thanks :) i'll check her out
AnonymousArtist
+1 for you because A) You are part of the nation and B) You are part of Imgur. We are friends now right?
MantisTobagganMD
Sup Nation!?
UnlikelyMotivation
I KNOW ALL THESE REFERNECES HOLD ME
theromans
i am too! can... can i be part of the friend party too? ^_____^
AnonymousArtist
Indeed.
skilobyte
Anonymousartist, what do you mean 'now'? I thought we were friends before...
kimttar
I used to be a part of the nation. I still am, but I used to be.
xwhereswaldo
haaaaaaay my nation peeps!
huggies18
by that rule, we too are friends, under oath of sourcefed
freazkkhan
Me toooo?
0bliviat3
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/yZD4heGsPks/hqdefault.jpg
TitsHooligan
Yknow what though? Mandy Slamberg is actually pretty on to it with the upside down car window thing.
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HakoonaMutata
^ And that's how you know you haven't mastered basic grammar skills.
TitsHooligan
Nice.
ImageScienceGirl
Hmmm except for that most of the time I like to have my window open for fresh air on my face, but the heat on my feet...
lolbutnotreally
except car wrecks
OpenMarshmellow
But where would the window go when you open it... Above the car?
DeadyBearr
It would be like a school bus but reversef
Cruxador
Who cares? That's for engineers to figure out.
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
no, it would open low in the door, by your legs, and roll upwards. You wouldn't be able to see to your side, but...
johnyspot
Isn't seeing to your side kind of important for, y'know, driving?
Aggretsuko
we would need a transparent car, with windows by your feet..and something that would stop things from flying off the floor..
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
I think we just need a hoverboard, is the solution here
OpenMarshmellow
OH. I totally pictured a window in the same spot, just reversed so that it opens bottom first
pmf1985
So did I. Couldn't they make it out of a more pliable material and make a slot for it in the roof? huh? Huh??!!!
OpenMarshmellow
Oooooh. So it curves around the top!? Brilliant
ButIDontWantToGoOutside
Then where am I supposed to ash my cigarettes?
ItchyDinosaur
I sat and stared at my wall for 5 minutes wondering why this isn't actually i thing.
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
SolidSnake117
YES.
riggg
Where would the glass go?
ghostofryuchan
Along the outside of the car.
ifoundyourpantsandkeptthem
clearly you aren't thinking with portals
MerlinMan73
I drive an Aperture car.
ItchyDinosaur
Well. That was the biggest flaw i came up with.
LordVec
I was just thinking that.
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
if it opened by your legs, it could potentially slide upwards, so when you opened it the glass would be where the window is now
MerlinMan73
Yeah, why would you want to do a shoulder check anyways?
btbias
Up!
ldraptor
... and then through the roof and on the freeway. FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
ItsNotLenticular
While I think the thought is great, this is the first thing that popped into my head. +1 for spatial thinking.