Lurch1911
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At least he’s got the calves for it. EDIT: hey thanks for the upvotes guys! Please send me manga recommendations! I like manga based in feudal Japan.
insanitypurge
I think a kilt is definitely its own thing. They have certain styles and accessories eh? He’s wearing skirts. Which is fine.
fadingtheory
I mean, if I had gambs like that, I'd be running around in heels and a skirt too.
Chaoscillate
I've been wearing skirts/kilts for many years and a closeted trans friend of mine who came out told me I was part of their inspiration. :)
Chaoscillate
These posts can do a lot
salunatics
Rapturesfall
I want his platform heels so badly
Audiopatch
Rijtjeshuis
Of course she supports him. She just doubled her wardrobe.
O11i3
Definitely not a kilt. Just skirts, plain and simple. Hot damn, those calf muscles...
crazymommy1221
I love him!!! I want him to be my friend.
professorfink
Ass for dayz
ThatRandomCanadian
It doesn't become a kilt because it's a dude wearing it. A towel doesn't become a turban just because your hair is wrapped in it.
wizoko
That’s not a kilt, that’s a skirt. Not hating, this guy makes me incredibly happy. I’d love for men in dresses n such to be normalized
NoGynocologist
Well sure, he’s got the legs for it.
pleaseuseotherdoor
So does my roomie, he just doesn't have the balls to do this outside the house.
Imalwaysready
If you got it, flaunt it.
sleepymonster
He looks better in women's clothes than a lot of women do O_o. I guess they aren't women's clothes, they are his, so they are mens.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
And the butt as well.
ArchSchnitz
Like, I get it. But heels? They're terrible for your feet. Go for flats or do the skirt and combat boot look. Yeah, that's the ticket.
intashu
I only question this because I don't understand why anyone would WILLING wear heels.. why make walking more work?
ImKindaDone
They make your legs look longer and force your ass out... but we're not supposed to notice that.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Just look at those calves and ass! Must be worth it to him.
deathbydoughnut
Why is clothing gendered anyways?
FlyYouFLCL
Because if thousands upon thousands of years of cultural pressure that has more to do with culture than gender.
Xenarion
History and culture, mostly. Like how pants were, until recently, considered a "man" clothes since they were necessary for manual labor.
FlyingMonkeyButt
If I had his legs, I’d be showing them off too.
PinPointSnarkuracy
Right?!
VC999999
If you had his legs the police would be looking for them.
PixelSprite64
Briledozer
This is exactly what I thought, nice
Xenarion
This was glorious.
j4yj4yD
the perfect reply doesn't exis...
CorneliusCornwall
Homie just wanted to show off his legs and dump truck of an ass.
Sparrowcide
I wish it was more socially acceptable for dudes to show off what they've got. If you've worked for it you should be able to flaunt it!
alwayssatthewrongthing
What about the foal guy?
shimmerkitten
He did indeed have a much nicer butt, imo.
ShortBusWrecker
This comment doesnt get enough respect. Props for making me laugh!
SpanishBiscuit
"dump truck of an ass" Was almost exactly what I thought when I saw the last picture. Dude gots booty.
Beelseboooob
I don't blame him - those are some impressive legs!
Rigortortoise
Dos gams tho too.
beachbum273
Dude's got some fuckin' killer calves too, goddamn.
ManByTechnicality
I was gonna say, if I had legs like that I'd wear skirts all the time too.
Panserclaw
Extra THICCCCCC
4noku
I support him.
kahela
If I was his wife? 100% okay. Lemme get some of that booty
TheComeBackAgainKid
EXXXXXXACTLY what I was thinking...since I'm being a wife right now and definitely not a racoon in some wife's clothing
noyougofuckyourself
Exactly
Shawnthegirl
I mean, can you blame him?
VladimirPutinMyDickInThere
SarahDancePainter
I NEED to know where he gets his shoes - my big ol feet don’t fit in nothin :(
danimals847
Maybe he's only 4' (120 cm) tall and has dainty little feet
thecraftinista
Look for him on instagram! He's got his own shoeline coming out. @markbryan911
Destirinity
You misunderstand. Wearing heels is what gave him those calves and that ass.
danimals847
High heels are known to cause the opposite effect on calf muscles
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
Chicken or the egg situation. But the angle of feet in high heels is the ideal position for showing off legs
viridianasovari
Who the hell would downvotes this?
LooseSeall
It was literally one person... possibly a bot.
CorneliusCornwall
Someone with a sad ass
MrRogersNeighborhood
I'm a guy and I'm actually wearing a skirt right now. They're so comfy for the twig and berries.
VC999999
Isn't it techically called a Moo-Moo? (humour)
theSLF
After years of being jealous of my skirt-wearing wife she bought me one for Christmas and it’s fucking awesome
howwouldyoudescribeyourself
I like you and your wife!
BeetBoxer
I feel like this is a good place to point out that, despite assumptions, the vast majority of cross-dressers are straight, cisgendered men.
TheBasementNerd
Yes because its often not considered crossdressing if a gay dude wears femme clothes or a cis girl wears masc clothes. Masc clothes often >>
TheBasementNerd
>> often aren't even considered masc until someone thinks a girl isn't pretty. Its pretty much just femme clothes and then everything else
BeetBoxer
The sources I found for that aren't as research-based as I'd like, so please, if anyone has better ones, feel free to share them. Sources:
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BeetBoxer
https://www.quora.com/Are-male-crossdressers-usually-gay-or-straight-Do-many-eventually-come-out-as-trans-women
BeetBoxer
https://usustatesman.com/opinion-most-crossdressers-are-heterosexual/amp/
kurukatsu
I agree woth the skirt. But come on... Heels are a torture tool. They should not be worn all day at work.
NaughtButOne
Bruv, stiletto heels are a demon but gimme them chonky gothic platform boots with a 2" heel. Comfy and you look fukkin' baller.
CarlottaVonSprockett
You’re just wearing the wrong kind. I love all my heels, and I throw out any that can’t be worn more than three hours.
indrindri
Okay what heels are you wearing and where can I get them? I’ve never met a pair of heels that didn’t murder my feet
CarlottaVonSprockett
Idk. My shoes come from TJ Maxx, Ross, Goodwill, and Walmart. I put them on and walk around the aisles to see if they feel good. I’m old /1
CarlottaVonSprockett
enough now that I know what works and what doesn’t pretty quickly. Good luck in your shoe hunting! 2/2
Wolf2Worrior
My favorites have rubber Dr. Scholl's heals. I can run in those things and be comfortable.
justsomeyahoo
Where are these mythical “comfortable heels” found?
Wolf2Worrior
I get mine from DSW.
CarlottaVonSprockett
I bought a lot of mine from Walmart.
justsomeyahoo
Do I want to know how much you have to spend to get “comfortable” heels?
CarlottaVonSprockett
Mine are usually about $20-$30 a pair.
YourOldPalStinkyWizzleteats
Weight plays a role too. Had a much easier time when I was 30# lighter.
UnrustleYerJimmies
No such thing. Some people have feet that make heels feel more comfortable. If you don't, next best bet are filler and Botox injections.
UnrustleYerJimmies
https://stylecaster.com/beauty/foot-injections-wearing-heels/
UnrustleYerJimmies
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/christmas-foot-botox-surge-high-heel-pain-festive-period-cosmetic-surgery-a745
justsomeyahoo
Oof no thanks, don’t care nearly enough to do that
IWouldDoThings
No lie though, if we posted a pic of a woman in pants no one would bat an eye. So why isn't this just as normal. Also, great gams, dude.
hattbillies3
it’s weird
melindajo123
That is kind of this dudes point.
saxon2060
Because of fashion? I'm not being a dick, that's the reason. People can wear what they want but if it's not currently the fashion it will>
saxon2060
be seen as u usual. That's no reason not to do it and more power to the guy. Maybe in 20 years it will be fashionable. Fashion's just made >
saxon2060
up anyway
CarlottaVonSprockett
Yeah, it used to be a big deal and then women were like “Suck it, this is happening.” So men just need to do the same. After a while, /1
ilostmysharpie
Yeah, and it wasn’t even that long ago too which is just so wild to think about!
CarlottaVonSprockett
people find something new to be outraged by lol. 2/2
HadToRegisterForThis
Except nobody cares about what he's wearing. It's like that episode from the Simpsons when Lisa joins the football team. (s09e06)
CarlottaVonSprockett
I think people do care about it, or it wouldn’t have garnered enough attention to make its way over to imgur. But hopefully the people /1
CarlottaVonSprockett
who care (I’m a negative way) will all die off soon, and then truly no one will care anymore haha. 2/2
wherethehorriblethingsare
I support Jeff Gayzos.
dardmok
Best fucking comment. Made my day
TheBigKahuna
Noice
DeckardB26354
He is quite the Amazon.
Xenarion
I know it's just a joke, but there's still a small part of me annoyed at the implication that clothes indicate sexual orientation.
wherethehorriblethingsare
It's the only rhyme that sort of fit.
Xenarion
Fair enough
NowYouAreMine
Me reading too fast: That's not Jeff Be-- O_O
Dissipo
lol
LiquidSodium
Jhenna Sins
O11i3
This post needs to go to FP for this comment alone, holy shit
4vie
Doing my part!
DenzelWashingtonsFlawlessSmile
DethShartBSideU
I also choose this wife's man.
Seedofvengeance
My vote for comment of the day
tbblues
This is under appreciated
daveroyal9
Lmao
Randomice
I can't really tell....but did he shave his legs?
TurtIeproof
I just realized I missed an opportunity to make-up a phrase: "Does the tile match the ceiling?" Wink wink
dandyc08
Let’s be real, doesn’t matter if you’re male or female, you shave your legs when you want to wear a skirt. It’s just what you do ?
ruferto
TurtIeproof
As John Malkovich bald as his head, I guess.
Yummysnoodles
If he does, kudos to him for going the extra mile to show off those calves.
Lurch1911
Definitely looks like it, but his arms aren’t hairy either so maybe he’s just not a hairy dude
Randomice
Well, he is bald. Maybe he is entirely hairless :)
Snowpossum
Could have Alopecia
Junktrunkjunkie
As an almost hairless dude I don't think he shaves. unless it's a real close shave you'd usually still see a bit of stubble but, it's →
Junktrunkjunkie
→ also possible that his natural hair color is very light and fine(as opposed to coarse) like a platinum blonde. on camera that kind of →
Junktrunkjunkie
→ body hair is just about invisible.
isaidsomethingcool
Holy shit his ass
gatosyperros
And legs
REVENGE488
Yeah. He must work out
Hungrypiemonger
do he got a booty? he dooooo
railgap
he knows what he's doing. You bet your own ass his wife "supports his choices". If she likes men's butts and legs, they prolly hump like /
railgap
they do on the discovery channel. Sorry.
Shwayzie
Smooth
justasimplecrazymofo
Made my day
zerogenix
it dont quit
LurkingAtTheOffice
Someone call Pixar!
Howlingowl
thelovelymrscerealkiller
Best of avicii!
acornsagainstssquirrels
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Not gay if you fap without the upper part
errrikblack
This is the way
thesauceisboss
icyanddicey
The right leg looks like it's rendered by a calculator.
tarataqa
it's better like
LurkingAtTheOffice
Buck Angel?
AngurProne
I went in drag in HS on a dare. Shaved my legs n shit(was in great shape) the heels make your ass pop. Caught a couple dad's lookin as/1
killALLcabbages
This sounds hilarious, any pics??
AngurProne
It was the first half of the 90's... we didn't really the pics then like we do now. But no, no pics.
AngurProne
I took my lil brother trick or treating.... they went from oh yeah to disgusted. Hope I didn't cause any bashing. (Iowa 1992) /2
Fuckweasel
Oh honey, it was Iowa in 90's. The bashing was already full on, you're good. Source: I'm a gay guy who survived the same period in Idaho.
Wsurower
I had the pleasure of ruining some cat calling alumni dudes day at my university when he learned that long curly hair =\= female
AnythingMuchShorter
You always hear about the south, but I grew up in Nebraska and near Iowa, and they're just as bad.
Baughr
Damn yeah i bet some girls see that and get jealous!
efelliot
Both jealous and turned on!
pockeypicket
I'm jealous. I can't walk in heels without looking like a stork and my ass is a pale imitation of that beauty there.
efelliot
Quit bragging, Dee!
SoapyWandKenobi
Orzufancylad
NGL, that dude is pulling off them heels like a pro. He doesn't skip leg day.
FancyPantlessTeaParties
Not everyone can pull it off so well
iamthisguy247
I wonder did wearing high heels like that give him those calves, or did he have him and figure this was the best way to flaunt them.
CarlottaVonSprockett
I’ve got a closet full of heels and I have never once looked this good in any of them
NeinxLives
Haha as a happily married straight man I was coming in to say the same thing. Love the message and love the support all around on imgur
thekeyofe
"He's got legs...and he knows how to use them."
nycterelis
This dudes calves. Talk about goals.
OverthoughtUnderedited
I too choose that guy's calves, but only if he keeps doing the work.
oneoldman
I'd be down for the work, my calves will not look like they no matter what I do #genetics
wisher1977
And he looks like he could fuck you up, too.
HandoB4Javert
amalgarhythm
I came here to say that exact same thing. Purple outfit his legs are looking good!
Junktrunkjunkie
He's got great Gams.
silentsuspekts87
Legit not gonna bash on it with his confidence. Bonus for summer with skirts for airing out his balls
jjw9
The definition on his calves are phenomenal. Only thing I don’t like is the 5-6” cheat he gets on his height on account of his heels ...
gtollie
As a straight, happily married father .. He’s got nice legs!
jackpkmn
i mean based on the description sounds like he is a pro.
Euchre
May not be a popular opinion, but I think high heels are stupid, no matter who is wearing them. They're not good for feet or backs.
grandestgrandeur
And he's matching it with his outfit! He's a pro! xD
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Dude's got some killer legs
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
He's wearing heels. Every day is leg day for him
30H1PPU5
Right?! Jesus! With a butt and legs like that it’s a crime for that man to NOT wear a skirt and heels! Holy smokes!
shorey66
Maybe the heels have sculpted the ass and calves (calfs?).
EmZieWitcher
He pulls it off better than most women XD
CuteKittenMonster
Im sure most women cant wven walk in those
Annemoon
"his wife supports his choice" uhu ;)
thesauceisboss
UggItsThatKid24
Right though!!?? That last pic! Dude got cake!
homoerection
Right?!? Daddy makin me thirsty!
UggItsThatKid24
30H1PPU5
Tinger1990
LachrymoseEngineer
Kajitheninja
its a skirt, a kilt is way different
customcartoons
Both still compliment your rock-hard calves. Mommy like.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Well a kilt is a type of skirt. But these are indeed not kilts
ballsoutflyer
TurtIeproof
Either way, good ventilation for the bald man on the bean bag.
Taxicat
Yeah, it’s kinda like how not every South Asian dress is a sari. Or how not every skirt is a pencil skirt. The term refers to a specific >
Taxicat
>type or style. A kilt usually has pleats and heavier material. Traditionally it is made of a tartan pattern, but nowadays they can >
Taxicat
>can also be found in plain colors or other patterns. It’s generally knee-length or just below knee-length, and heavy enough that a >
Taxicat
>stray wind won’t expose anything inappropriate. Most of the skirts this dude is wearing seem to be pencil or A-line skirts.
StrayCatsMakeGreatKibble
Aye, no tartan, no pleats, and no dirk; for sure makes certain 'tis a skirt.
Kajitheninja
ontop of all that, I bet he has underwear on
WhatTheDormouseSaid
I'll take that bet. This man is already breaking all sorts of stereotypes.
Snowpossum
Both air out your balls, speaking as a dude thats worn both. I'd rather be in a kilt or skirt hiking than pants.
bandanasforscale
Clearly you don’t have thick thighs
nobblestein
My exact thought! (Sad sigh)
ObiWanKenobitch
Not a regular skirt if you want any kind of range of motion while hiking. Particularly not the type he’s wearing.
Snowpossum
Ya I don't wear things like him. I wear things for comfort. Big and billowy is more my style for lower wear.
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
Trousers are leg prisons. I'd wear a kilt everyday if I could
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Do you work with heavy machinery?
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
My laptop could be lighter I guess?
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Then quit being a bitch and wear one
Mark2dot0
Weren't high heels worn by men originally anyway? I remember something about calvary wearing them to keep their feet in the stirrups better.
awesmond
And didn't men use purses all the time?
TurtIeproof
Most inappropriate thing I did at a bar was wear a satchel and some fat drunk chick, "What is that, a MURE?" Pushed her away via her face.
JadeNB1729
A MURE?
TurtIeproof
Whoops! A murse, contraction of man-purse.
JadeNB1729
I thought a MURE might be kind of like an ROUS.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
It was to make them feel taller and more authoritative.
GrumpyOldMillennial
It was originally for men working in slaughterhouses to keep them up out of the blood and gore on the floors.
Sparrowcide
Next time I wear heels I'm breaking out this fact. Suits my personality.
ToastedEggSandwich
High heels emphasize the calves. Calves were very sexy a few centuries ago. People padded their stockings to make their calves bigger.
debbiebiggo
Still very sexy
fudgycurmudgeon
Cavalry*
heysniz
Even like the 70s disco fashion platforms, etc.
ItsRealTalk
Heels were initially worn by men. Women started wearing them to emulate men, men got insecure about it and stopped wearing them. IIRC.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Women wore heels to keep their skirts out of mud, not to emulate men.
PhailRaptor
Heeled mens boots were first, and still exist today
PutinWitPrincess
also pink is a colour for boys, not girls... but they had to come take from us..
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Higher stiletto heels are a more recent invention, but yes, men have been wearing heels forever. Men's boots and dress shoes still have them
olivertheoctopus
And makeup
Ihavemytowel
https://artsandculture.google.com/story/the-high-life-a-history-of-men-in-heels/iQJCgMgwSKV5Kw You are correct.
drduffer
Look at the heels on cowboy boots. (Not “Ropers”. Those are different.)
GrumpyOldMillennial
Iirc they were developed by the butchers to keep their feet up out of the blood and gore on the slaughterhouse floors.
ToastedEggSandwich
Incorrect. Wooden clogs or waxed leather would be what they wore. High heels were always for fashion.
GrumpyOldMillennial
Incorrect. We have proof that the Ancient Egyptians used them when butchering animals. Far far earlier than the French even existed.
BeerAndChips
They might have had better luck with a mop
1stCivDiv1371
Hell combat boots still have them
echoingwhisper
Butchers
gummyloaf
I would note that the first heels also had more modest heights/footprints much like his garage boots. Not 8 inch purple latex cavalry pumps.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Yeah, crusaders brought it back with from the near east
ColdSquirrel
Yeah but there's a difference between our definition vs theirs. Basically his black boots look woulda been the type of heel vs a stilleto
persnicketyemu
Calves were also considered a point of attraction back then with the breeches and hose and all, so heels accentuated
Youhavinagiraffe
And men wore lots of make up as well
CarlottaVonSprockett
There are different stories about their origins, and this is one. But yes men wore heels, stockings, fabulous wigs, makeup... all the /1
CarlottaVonSprockett
things that are “women stuff” were once gender neutral. Fashion is so arbitrary that it makes me a little crazy when people gate-keep. 2/2
dreadpiratekhan
This, 100%. Relatedly, I hope Beau Brummell is rotting in hell
mazelt0vc0ckt4il
It was started by king Louis (I forget which one) he wanted to show off his ballet-toned calves.
mazelt0vc0ckt4il
Also fun fact: Ballet was actually the super-manly exercise of choice back in the dizzle.
Sparrowcide
Still super manly IMO, it's an incredibly physically demanding art.
mazelt0vc0ckt4il
Holy crap it is! And you have to start it at age 4 if you ever want a career because your body has to mold to it during puberty.
mazelt0vc0ckt4il
If try & pick it up past puberty its almost scientifically impossible for body to ever get to the necessary flexibility or something
puppyflips
benzalstonemason
Brilliant ad
ImKindaDone
Man that's just disturbing...
CarlottaVonSprockett
If by “disturbing” you mean very sexy, then hells yes.
ImKindaDone
Touche. :)
DocGigglez
Putin looks good in heels.
idkImSwede
What’s this from? Need more! This is hilarious!
CarlottaVonSprockett
Money Super Market ad campaign. There are a bunch of them on YouTube. Here’s another: https://youtu.be/qP6azhOQY4Y
idkImSwede
Cool. Thanks!
yousaidsmyc
Their roots are in ancient egyptian butchers. The idea was to keep your feet clear while slaughtering. The heel prevents slipping on blood.
howwouldyoudescribeyourself
Ah, the famous no-slip high heels ... said no one ever
circlebreaker
Only works for blood, nothing else.
yousaidsmyc
I know it sounds ass backwards, but with a high amount of weight balanced on a small point, the force is greater. Never said it worked.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
That works for things like mud because you're punching through a semi-solid down to an underlying solid layer. Won't work in an abattoir
howwouldyoudescribeyourself
I actually had to think about it for a sec and thought well okeyy maybeee but had to leave a snarky remark all the same. Sorry eh
Anju42
Yeah they were first worn by rich french dudes including napoleon and they guy in the famous painting where all his clothes are blue.
PrPlump
Louis XIV
imakeurglassesfoggy
Came here for this, thanks
maskedrabbit
The blue man group
Mikeiller
https://imgur.com/X38fniw
DuineSgith
Spooooon!
SonOfKazar
The Blue Boy
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Angus Young.
100percentuseless
Little boy blue
ClaustrophobicOxtopus
Well we all know the real reason Napoleon wore high heels...
Anju42
I always thought he suspected that tall people are taken more seriously and stuff
Sigge1981
Well, it wasn't because he was short
mrsdowneyjr
Because he had great calves and a dumptruck ass?
maskedrabbit
They made him feel sexy
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
Eiffel 65?
apneax3n0n
Oh no... No plz ... I'll sing all the day. It like at cinema for ironman3 ... I couldn't but sing in my head all the movie
Sigge1981
I'm blue dabadeedabadeeda!
apneax3n0n
Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue...
villhelm
All clothes are unisex if you're not a little bitch
Xenarion
Socially, sure, but you may need to adapt them to body proportions.
IAmMelonLordMwahahahaha
dont we already do that with our own clothes?
Feralkyn
And in this day and age I still have family bitching if I don't wear a dress to a formal event. Let me BE IN PANTS
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Or especially if you are.
Pfffftit
and even if you are.
Hawkstein
I’ll be waiting for your pic in the public wearing a skirt, a bra, a blouse and some nice high heels.
EmeraldLight
Meh, bra needs not apply.
TurtIeproof
I draw out bigots by acting a little bit ofey in chat and have a shirt that says I'M GAY in huge letters, never not funny upsetting losers.
sordatos
Depends on their reactions
saxon2060
I'm trying to figure out what word or phrase you're trying to use there... Effete?? Au fait???
AnythingMuchShorter
Parfait. He acts sweet, fatty and nutty.
TurtIeproof
Correctemundo, it's spelled in many ways depending on the community. I'm tall and scary, would sashay about when selling shoes to women.
saxon2060
Effete and 'au fait' are two unrelated terms which mean very different things. I assume you mean effete.
TurtIeproof
I don't remember whatever happened on March 25, but, "O fey" is a hood term as well. *Shrug