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VagineJustice
I was going through a bad breakup & went to stay at my brother's. His dog, who hadn't shown any interest before, slept with me every night.
TheConfusedEgyptian
This is so strong that it can stop one from suicide not just crying.
TudorQueen
My cat comforts me when I'm sick or upset but recognizes no one else's pain.
jelleyfish
My dog no matter what, if I was in a bad mood he had to be all over me. If I hid my face he would bet mad and growl at me til I smiled
borealis
My Chow Chow would always hop up on the bed/couch/whatever and stoically place his paw on my knee when I was sad. Love that big floofle!
ISeeWhatIDidThere
Dogs are better at being people than people.
Canneverthinkofagoodname
Once I fell down a slight of wooden steps , because I was running in socks. My blind dog followed my crying/sad sounds and laid on me.
livaz
here is your internet point sir
Waxsmile
My cat did this when I was little. If I cried, he sat on my lap, put his paws on my shoulders and rubbed his face on mine, until I stopped.
floormatt87
Growing up I had a cat like that. If I or my sis were crying she would come up to us & crawl in our laps meowing at us like "what's wrong?"
floormatt87
Never seen a cat do that since.
TheGreatMediocretes
Dog: "Hey! Hey! Shut up! Stop making that damn noise! Hey!"
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
yeah, I'm 90% sure the reaction is just because crying noises are high-pitched excitable noises.
TheGreatMediocretes
Isn't anthropomorphization fun? ;)
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
I've seen cats do the same. Pretty cool how empathetic animals can be.
randomchimi
I would climb the roof of the house I grew up in to escape whenever I was feeling down. My cat (R.I.P. Leo) would eventually join me (1/2)
randomchimi
and keep me company in the darknesss of night. He knew shit. (2/2)
azazyel
My cat comes over when I'm sad...but I think it's mostly just to gloat.
KateMom
Very likely---cat!
flowerpig26
mine just stares from across the room
OSCgal
My cat seems to think that play-chasing with him will cheer me up. Geez, cat, just give me a cuddle.
summerbreezes
Mine cuddles when I'm sick but I'm not sure he comprehends sadness.
DarthFutuza
Definitely a cat.
Wakborder517
Because cats are assholes
Twotsky
my cat did this...she would be off on the farm somewhere but would appear whenever I cried and then proceed to rub herself against me.
hetnkik
When my dog was a puppy and you pretended to cry, he'd come over and do the thing in the gif.But now that he's older he doesn't give a shit.
GrimmThistle
Maybe he figured out you were just pretending and now he thinks "I'm not falling for that one again."
YosoyIamJesuisIosonoIchbin
Once,I was crying profusely (with loud noises & all) and my hyper dog put his paws over my bed and started licking my hand.It really helped
PassThePinotPlz
My dog just knows. Bad breakup.. Crying uncontrollably. He snuggled by my face that whole night. Usually he sleeps under the covers.
SugarSmack
Housemaster
Anyone have an actual source that isn't someone on Tumblr embellishing things?
simbion
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/201206/canine-empathy-your-dog-really-does-care-if-you-are-unhappy
Dpts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxOJkzHygoc
roxycontin
i was crying in the park once and 3 dogs all came running over to me at different times, now i know why :)
Wesclub7
Source or GTFO
Dpts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxOJkzHygoc
LayThineEyesUponThyFeildOfFucksAndSeeThatItIsBarren
thats what i was looking for
KrisKringlez
They are everybody's best friend!!!
Lachtaube
My dog reacts to me crying by generally giving zero fucks. :[
mygoodguiness
Cos he knows you're a bastard
alexonfyre
Unless they have just run out of the front door... "Haha, fuck you!"*pees*"keep crying bitch! I'm free"*shits in neighbors yard*"yeaaaaaah!"
randomchimi
I had a dog like that. She would hit passing vehicles as they drove past our house. We would hear a screeching of tires followed by a (1/2)
randomchimi
concerned motorist in an emotional state saying, "oh my god, did I kill your dog?!?!?" After explaining our dogs quirk, they would (2/?)
randomchimi
drive away confused as all fuck. Our dog never got seriously hurt but stopped running into moving cars after a possible concussion. (3/3)
iurimc1618
My dog died yesterday :(
flowerpig26
im sorry to hear that :(
TinaHHgerm
Take a point as a hug ...
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Ambivalent. I want to downvote because it's sad news. But I upvoted to cheer you up with internet points.
Pencilgonzo
Sorry to hear that :( what kind of dog was he/she? How old was he?
iurimc1618
was a female dog, 9yr. got runned by my mom's car (it was very dark and my dog was deaf already). she was a mutt dog
Pencilgonzo
Poor thing, still young...
AmaDaden
Take this post as proof they would want you to be happy and remember the good times, not focus on losing them
sokushinbutsu
deepest regards
Tiamat6
My dog saw a toddler coming right for me, barked at him, pushed him over and stole his pacifier. A dog prancing with a pacifier is glorious
ImabouttogoTRexonthesenuggets
That maybe the best thing I have ever read!!!!
argo12
I can't stop laughing...
gifWarfighter
D'awwww I mean...*cough cough* *man noises*
KateMom
Hrumph, hrumph!!???
cameldrinker
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n62/GundamLord/Gifs/CWACOM2_zps65ee33ce.gif
gifWarfighter
MadJackMcJack
OmegaTengu
source?
BatmanReference
X-Men: First Class
Wineoceros
man noises = farts
themeaningoflifeischeese
girl noises = farts, too
TheRicM
Naw man, if you wanna attract the puppies you gotta cry, bro
AUsernameNotTaken
*flexes angrily* Squeeeeee
jimjackboredom
BONER
jimjackboredom
Can you imagine... can you IMAGINE how different life would be if a random voice announced it every time you had a boner?
Masterdiekillsu
it would be funny until it happened to you... but imagine a famous celebrity, and they are having an interview, and all of a sudden BONER
ThatIsPunny
Needed to punch a wall to gain my manliness back.
KnightOfRuefulCountenance
https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0dj8X1701qfy2kdo1_r1_500.gif
FuzzyMonkeys
The cats like "Aw you feel bad, it's okay cause I'ma gonna let you cuddle me. For like one second."
Sitalkes
Of course that's a cartoon; no real cat would be caught doing that. It was probably difficult enough to even draw it.
TheDogEnd
My cat would. He likes to find my face, so if I'm turned away from him he'll crawl in tight spaces, or perch on my shoulder to come see me
graehall
Ok so my heart feels funny now. Anyone else?
juicyfruits
That was so soothing to watch
rubbernipplesalesman
This gif in reverse would be the story of my life
beeratius
I CAN FEEL THE FUR
JahSureYouBetcha
Yay, A Cat in Paris!
Vordermark
Maybe this puppy just really enjoys the taste of tears.
Thephedora
Mmmm Your tears are so Yummy and Sweeeet
johnnysockpuppet
PENDEJO
KateMom
Do you have a dog?
NucularCrisitunity
It's a puppy, not a cat!
zonio
Puppycat!
dauntlessds
MM yes yes, your anguish sustains me!
Iamsosickoftheserepetitivecomments
Cartman will always have a special place in my heart
Vizard415
Scott tenorman, anyone?
Thekindofkindlyman
Hahahahahaha. I made you eat your parents. Nananananana
mynameiswhatmynameiswhomynameischickachickaslimshady
never has a comment made my LOL so hard
dustynugs
must be a tearrier.
marshmallowmichael
http://imgur.com/P1GgJex
AwhatNwhatAwhatMwhatE
Taste the sadness, Michael.
ArgentinianDude
"I'll feast on your tears, hooman" -This tiny puppy.
Soldjur
There's 2 kinds of people..
BabyGiraffe
We always say my puppy's hobbies include barking at nothing and drinking her mother's tears. (I'm her lady owner)
Icamehereforcatsandpuns
But really, who doesn't?
SaxonSteve
Haha!
swifter66
http://new4.fjcdn.com/comments/Still+the+best+episode+_83510444307a1513a7f1f4e137ae0507.jpg
HectorGarfria
GIMME DEM TEARS NIGGA
randomchimi
Thanks, I needed a good random laugh.
flamecoloredskies
Son of a bitch....I am laughing so hard, Im crying
ssj3icecap
YES, MORE TEARS TO LICK!
terrablesepller
Schadenfreude. those Germans have a word for everything.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
We do.
Lepiment
or Cartman :)
quantumschnitzel
Except for "sorry"
quantumschnitzel
To clarify:Germans use sorry now but it's really an English word adopted a while ago. Entschuldigung and such have different connotations(1)
quantumschnitzel
Sorta sauce from a quick google http://www.npr.org/blogs/parallels/2014/03/14/290108782/angst-in-germany-over-blitzkrieg-of-american-english
WanderingBlueWanderlust
ENTSCHULDIGUNG? EST TUT MIR LEID??
thatonelilgal
I tried this with my dog. He is officially a jerk
AnonymouZero
He's tired of your shit margaret
loerdag
Mine just left the room
Drinkingabeer
Dog is like, oh god not this again...I'm out.
doggetofftheqcekmty
Mine just looks at me like 'why are you making noise?'
ThugnificentPanda
Mine just sits and farts.
lumpycakemix
Mine is like "so this means we AREN'T going outside right now"
salsadetomate
Yeah, I've legit cried next to my dog and he doesn't give a shit. I'm just a belly-rub machine for him.
babieseverywhere
My dog goes to his bed and lays down when my 4 year old starts to cry.
Summersky
Was sobbing one time and tried to hug our dog. He literally left the room and went anywhere I was not to get away from me. :/
DoNotQuitYourDayJob
I once tried it with my literal bitch. Turns out she's also a figurative bitch.
Yavin1v
he just knows you so well, he knows you are faking it
MisterWho
"Are you done?" -Your dog, probably
raptorclawhandshake
If I were to drop dead... my dog would eat me as soon as he realized that I wouldn't be feeding him anymore. I would give it about 3 days.
captainhowel
They can tell if you're faking.
judmuk
ain't that the way it goes?
eetsumkaus
yeah, my dog is a cat. except for she eats her own poop
FarmerFrance
You, sir, have a cat...
BagelToasty
nope.. dogs have personalities. Some are jerks. They would see you crying or distress and stand in the door and bark. "Take me out mofo."
raptorclawhandshake
If I were to drop dead... my dog would eat me as soon as he realized that I wouldn't be feeding him anymore. I would give it about 3 days.
cobaltbluetony
I pretend to attack my wife, and our English bulldog jumps in between us trying to stop me. (This is why we lock the bedroom door)
oatsandbows
Yep. One of our rescues gets between me and the bf when tickling commences. She weighs a whopping 10 lbs and is hell bent on protecting me!
maybeidowantants
My father would jump out and yell to scare my mom, when our dog is around; he can't, coz our dog would bark and warn my mom every time.
Penguinsandbroadswords
Our australian shepherd jumped THROUGH a plate glass window to protect my mom when my parents were "wrestling". Mom loved dog, dad hated him
Pharya
The ultimate cockblock
lumpycakemix
I've tried the whole fake attack thing, and those bastards don't even flinch.
libraryian
My mini Aussie does the same thing with us. Sometimes we rile him up just so he can get some exercise...I'm a bad owner...
wolfpackpgh
My parents' dog always growls at my dad when he goes to kiss my mom goodnight. Every damn time since we got him over 13 years ago!
sowaitwhatdidyousaytome
My dad would pretend to hit me when my dog was outside on the patio and my puppy would always start barking at him and growling. :)
Ryannihilation
does he just get in between you, or does he actually attack you? difference between a nice dog and a heroic one
Aggie05
I guess my dog is an asshole then. He always joins in on the attack when my husband tickles me.
TheNonInsestuousJaime
They say pets take after their owners. Huh so that must be why my cat is no fun at parties...
Armored0Titan0
Jaime, buddy, you might want to take care of all those extra comments.
TheNonInsestuousJaime
sorry bout that my internet was acting up
SageyWagey
Me and my mom did that once. She attacked me, and the dog jumped at her. I attack her ... and the dog still jumped at her. Best dog ever.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
2 sure if I was laughing or crying. I made him stop and tell her "friend" so she'd know. I always knew I was safe with her at my side <3
fredzeppelin256
My brother will pretend to attack me, and our beagle attacks him. I'll pretend to attack my brother, and she still attacks him! haha
inushka
My cat doesn't give a fuck
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
First time my bf came over my house he was tickling me and I was laughing loudly and my girl started growling at him because she wasn't 1
mycoffeeartjourney
Really a dog she was a bear and she had tusks like water melons and I'm totally allergic to punctuation 2
dootdootfloop
my dog tells everyone off for fighting
Jugypsy
I had to come back just to +1 this comment.
GuyWhoIsProbablyOnAcid
so wait, he can turn unlocked door knobs too?
AllieMcAllister
My cat does this when my boyfriend tickles/pretend attacks me or if I make an 'distressing' noises. My cat is such a momma's boy.
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
i have a cat like that too but only to some people. she didn't like one of my roommates and whenever he talked to me she'd get between 1/
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
us, start growling and hissing. That was the first time I ever seen her be aggressive. Guy was a creep, kicked him out a month later. 2/2
Armored0Titan0
Well it sounds like your cat is an excellent judge of character. Keep it to use as a roomate litmus test.
bittenkitten813
If I cry, my cat comes and makes mewling noises at me and rubs my leg a bit. But she waits by the door for her daddy every day
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ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
Your mobile had a reply-gasm and gave you like 10 of this post under the one thread if you want to prune the extras when you're on PC again.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
thanks, my internet's herp-derping today
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
Its Imgur not your internet, mine just did the same thing!
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
Imgur's been unusually buggy as of late o_O
pizzarollfire
Ready for a sad story? We had to get rid of my dog when I was a kid because he bit my mother when she hit me
b91104203
:( that is so sad. I'm sorry for you lost.
lucadollar
Double sad
kaos9
You lock the bedroom door so you can beat your wife uninterrupted?
Sesquipedaisy
My mom's dad was physically abusive, and her collie would herd the kids like sheep during beatings and even bit the dad sometimes.
texangel7
And that kind of thing is why I absolutely love collies!
Grapefruitspoon
Your dog can open unlocked doors?
Natalan
Mine can. He's even figured out how to unlock doors. No peace, ever.
Magpiebones
Many dogs stand up and turn the door handle with a front paw.
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echocall
Velociraptors can do that too.
DC1123
"pretend"
homegrownhippie
my dog thinks my boyfriend is trying to hurt me every time we kiss.. it's a problem.
VaguelySatisfying
Maybe if you pin him down or tie him up she'll see things differently.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
My dog's a jealous little brat and she will literally get in the middle of us and try to get all the kisses
homegrownhippie
my dog too! He just sits beneath us and licks me incessantly. "ME! I NEED KISSES!" Fuck off Ollie! Trying to get my groove on
Rickard160
So you can attack your wife without being interrupted?
cobaltbluetony
So I can PRETEND to attack my wife... <};-)
BlueVelvet90
The few times my dad raised a hand to me as a kid, my grandma's otherwise sweet and loving dog went Cujo on him.
mitanni
I dated a girl with an English bulldog. We'd lock the bedroom door because otherwise it would masturbate while watching us have sex.
cobaltbluetony
*pukes accordingly*
isthatyoujohnwayne
when we did this our dog would start attacking the attacjker then be like, fuck it, this looks fun and join in/
seanweinstein
My dog will jump to my mom and my defense when we argue with someone, she doesn't know what to do when we argue with each other
HaruhiFTW
So.. what really trying to say is, your dog doesn't let you or your mom have sex, unless it's with each other?
shank
Mine does the same thing. She would defend me against anyone but my mom, then she's just confused.
LunaLuscus
My cat does something similar; when my mother and I have a spat, she bounces between us, trying to play peacemaker.
kindsoberandfullydressed
That's so sweet.
THECANADIANOVERLORD69420
Eric??????
Tiamat6
My dog saw a toddler coming right for me, barked at him, pushed him over and stole his pacifier. A dog prancing with a pacifier is glorious
Armored0Titan0
Tiamat, buddy, you have a couple of extra comments you might want to do something about.
Tiamat6
What the fuck? I just got off a plane. I have no idea what happened there! ....I'm sorry.
lily10110
Probably a mobile glitch. It happens.
AtalanBeardy
My dog was a bit slow and thought hugs were attacks. She'd flip out when people hugged.
Thefattony
Our dachshund mix will "protect" my wife from me if I pretend to hit her. Now our German Shepard mix will protect me from the other dog.
EyeLoveLamp
Is your dog secretly a velociraptor?
80percentlegs
My gf's parents' pug will do this if two people hug in front of her. She thinks someone is being attacked...
Legendariel
My dog defends my boyfriend when i play-attack him, or when he play-attacks me. I never get defended.
thisisrebeccapauseNOT
my ex's german shepard/bernese mix also had to be locked out of the room for this reason
sixfoothobbit
My dog will help whoever he thinks is winning the fight when that happens
YaMomsPantyDropper
My Chihuahua attacks my boyfriend when he lays on me or even kisses me hi after he comes home from work.
kaos9
Sometimes ...
ObeySparky
Why do you have to lock the door? Does your English Bulldog have opposable thumbs and the intelligence to use the door knob?
LordChappers
http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzAzLzI1L2JlL1Bpc3RvTG9uZG9uLmQ5NjkwLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/722bfda8/9d9/PistoLondon.jpg
toospoon
My dog has tried to join in. I shit you not.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I got licked in the small of my back by a cat once while making out
BurntRamen
I don't get how anyone can do that stuff in front of pets. Ewwww!
VaguelySatisfying
My bf and I had to let the dogs in the room once. The racket they were making about being locked out would have worried the neighbors.
BurntRamen
Thanks for the down votes guys. But I don't think giving my dog a chance to sneak in for a few licks sounds appealing. dealwithit.gif
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
I really don't know why you got down voted but I upvoted both post so that will bring you up some.
mylifeshouldbeafuckingnovel
One of my dogs licked me in a very inappropriate place during naughty time once.
flamingflamingo
This happens to mating wolf pairs in the wild too. The entire PACK gets excited. They WISH they had bedroom doors.
toospoon
This is why we can't do it on the couch with him in the room
mylifeshouldbeafuckingnovel
One of my dogs licked me in a very inappropriate place during naughty time once.
batlrar
Puts an interesting spin on your username!
GenocidalHumanitarian
50 shades of grey
VaguelySatisfying
Because dogs! Which isn't actually completely true, but whatever. +1 my good fellow!
Dooood
t'aint no big thing...
TheFailMaster
Like the back of a volkswagon?
mylifeshouldbeafuckingnovel
I wish that's what I meant
toospoon
I mean, my dog has licked my nipple numerous times.
mylifeshouldbeafuckingnovel
This wasn't my nipple. But one of them has bitten me on my boob once too
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
Like...you let him? Or has he just gotten really lucky? (Sorry for assuming genders, that's what I pictured in my mind.)
daletvak
So your dog can use a door handle?
MrMcKraut
Me and my girlfriend were once gettin funky on the couch and her dog started barking and growling at me
Incognegroe
My English and French Bulldogs are extremely lazy. They wouldn't even get off the couch if the house was burning down around them.
YoureStillLying
I had a bf whose dog always attaxked the man in the argument. Even if it was him (he raised her) that I was arguing with he would attackhim
Thoraxe123
I'll pretend to attack my mom, and my dog will start biting HER leg...AWWW hes helping!
ianpaschal
2. bedroom, stared at the two of us for about a minute and then didn't bark at me again for weeks. I think I broke his doggy doggy heart. :(
sditto
Haha my best friend's dog does that if anyone pretends to attack me, even my best friend! Suffice to say, she feels betrayed by her dog.
pwag
That's funny, because when I mock attach my wife or tackle one of my kids, the dog jumps in and valiantly helps me with my light work.
ianpaschal
1. I once dated a girl with a very protective schnauzer. He always was really aggressive to me until one time when he walked into the
SeanVsInternet
So you can attack her in the privacy of your room?
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
I do this as well. Funnier still when she pretends to attack me and the dog is a little weirded out by the situation.
ahernandez
Rather than breaking up our bedroom fights my pup tries to join in.
Belisar565
I'd wrestle with my dad as a kid and my dog would always jump in between us, then join my dad in attacking me. Hell of a pup
spaguchi
English bulldogs are the best!! I have one and she thinks she's a mom.
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
My dog is the gentlest, cutest airhead, and doesn't even bark - when my (now ex) BF wrestled me for fun, she ran up, and stared him down (1)
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
And growled in a way that even I thought she was gonna tear his throat open... We didnt wrestle again...
Zewzur
'Attack' your wife behind a locked door?
Imghurrr
uh yeah.. thats what he was implying
QuietParsnip
We had a dog that always barked and tried to get between us when my husband would tickle me.
AnExpertInThisField
In my family, when the dog did that... we'd turn and get the dog.
Drinkingabeer
hahaha.....yes
Mendonca
There's an Oscar Pistorius joke somewhere in there......
PitbullsPublicist
there's no south africans on imgur to get that joke.
satAnal
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26100000/The-Shining-jack-nicholson-26184695-1200-928.jpg
exacerangutan
That's not behind, that's through.
DetVarTomtForLureBrukernavn
Didn't blade runner attack his wife behind a locked door? And by attacked I mean shoot
LordChappers
http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzAzLzI1L2JlL1Bpc3RvTG9uZG9uLmQ5NjkwLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/722bfda8/9d9/PistoLondon.jpg
TheSpaismunky
wow...
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
"Orenthal James unlock your door this minute!" ~OJ Simpson's mom if she were were a cop, probably
IWishIHadABetterNickName
"pretend"
NepaleseGuy
Groose
that was quick...﹡ᵇᵘʰ ᵈᵘᵐ ᵗˢˢˢ﹡
lrrwahn
TodarodesPacificus
Is this becoming a thing now?
TheBlackShakes
YEAAAAAH!