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beatlegs
Guys who think equality = having the right to hit women are twisted little self-loathing manbabies who need therapy
senoranderpants
"I just want to hit women." - Imgur
BalianMoony
Missed the fucking point, as usual. Because wah waaaah, feminism is a plague to society! Of fucking course you can defend yourself, idiot
Orwellwasright1984
If you watch Cops OP you will find that women are hauled off to jail just like men when they are proved to be the aggressor.
annibe11e
This is in response to domestic violence in which the vast majority of victims are women. This post is equivalent to "All Lives Matter"
grandmafistmageddon
The comment makes sense but obvy the message is for the thousands of abused woman...whose husbands won't see this meme
catastrophicClara
great the 500th repost of the 27 post to explain why its ok to hit women. you really showed it the feminist this time....
itmightbeamemorableday
"...unless she comes at you with a bottle." - Colin Farrell, "In Bruges"
Jonofthejungle
Or knows karate?
RyanForehand
I subscribe to the law of self defense I won't hit first but damit I'll be hitting last
Canisiel
Depends if the "harm" coming your way even needs "self defense". A little slap will barely do damage.
berlinson
More MRA bullshit masquerading as an equality campaign. This ad is being taken out of context. (From a 42 year old married man)
LieutenantGordon
This again? Imgur really seems to want to hit women.
TheOvy
Lame hypothetical for men to fantasize about hitting women and establishing their dominance.
lemonfluff
Imgur - where the FP is fantasies about being able to hit women in "self defence" and then yell "triggered!" at anyone who says anything.
Groznek
The latter is probably the most obnoxious trend in imgur lately.
saladmonkey
I'm really starting to lose faith in Imgur because of this shit.
citoyenne
Seriously. Everyone has a right to defend themselves, but posts like this just make it sound like OP wants an excuse to hit women.
TheLingoBingo
Read his other comments, he does.
rosiethereaver
Sometimes I think the only true "equality" imgur supports is being able to hit women.
Aukido
I'd run, the winner of a knife fight gets to die in the hospital.
adehI
Just don't fucking hit anyone. That's the first rule you learn in preschool.
iamlurkerllama
as a woman, any woman with the balls to put her fist to a man also should have the balls to take one like a man. just sayin
Mystaplerishaunted
You are so incredibly wrong about that... educate yourself please instead of being a pickmeisha
iamlurkerllama
So in your opinion a man has no right to defend himself against a woman’s punches? Wow and what education is that pray do enlighten me.
myusernameisfrankdrebin
This again?
Bennings
But we might not understand basic common sense if it's not reposted every week.
TheDogEnd
On Imgur? Always.
PlankTableGo
I had an ex girlfriend beat the shit out of me in the middle of a CVS- everyone laughed & if I fought back, I would be in jail. So I took it
Canisiel
You didn't need to fight back, you needed to restrain her. Thus, you took it like a bitch
PlankTableGo
Wow.
kojenk
i too like to take things out of their intended context for the sake of hyperbole
liv3
So are you a feminist then OP?
Xient
Am I fuck?
liv3
You posted because you agree with the guy's comment about feminism?
Xient
Triggered?
sergeanttbag
Triggers are my trigger! #triggered
lemonfluff
Wow you are so funny.
liv3
No i wasn't talking about what you wrote, i'm talking about what he wrote and you seem to agree with. So you're a feminist?
TasteMyPuttanescaSauce
Pretty sure OPs just trying to frustrate you and not answer. Staying neutral in reality.
Groznek
Why the hell is like 75% of discussion of feminism here really wanting to hit women?
saladmonkey
Yep, it's more than a bit concerning
Canisiel
Men trying to justify hitting women. Come another post, I bet they'd justify hitting elderly and children. Claim "self-defense" bullshit.
RecurringNightmare
you call it bullshit til some old geezer pokes ur eye out with his crutch while lecturing you about his antiquated 1950s morals
minabear
This, so much.
RecurringNightmare
no one wants to hit anyone, but that chauvinistic "dont hit women" bullshit is abused by women to misbehave without fearing consequences
minabear
I don't know what women you know, but I've never seen a woman strike a man...
RecurringNightmare
nice trolling...women hitting men is quite common, because the man will be laughed upon when complaining and be blamed when hitting back 1/
minabear
I am not trolling... I have *never* in my life seen a woman strike a man.
RecurringNightmare
good for u...but u are aware that there are things happening even if u dont see them, right? women arent always innocent little princesses
RecurringNightmare
also physical violence is a normal way of self-defense, so when a woman threatens someone or something she has to expect consequences 2/2
saladmonkey
I think it's entirely dependent on your safety vs. theirs. Male or female, 4ft8 vs. 6ft2 ain't a fair fight. Not an actual threat? Walk away
AroAce
Yeah walking away is such a good option /s.
ecodude
It is. Even a furious psycho isn't going to be a threat when you leave the room.
AroAce
Are you sure you won´t be followed ?
pronoun
Clearly you've never seen a tiny angry Asian woman with a weapon.
Canisiel
"With a weapon" who said anything about weapons?
MrsFX
Lol my uncle paul is 6 ft 10 his wife is 4 ft 11, 40 odd yrs ago they were arguing an she said "i should slap your mouth!", he said (1/2)
MrsFX
"You wish you could reach!" & then proceed to wallop him in the face with a frying pan to hand, lesson i learned was never cross aunt carole
doobiedoobiedoobiedoo
Not a fair fight at all, but being smaller does not give the right to hit and not expect to be hit back. Don't abuse someone and then play
saladmonkey
I agree, I'm just saying a girl behaving like an leasehold shouldn't get smacked by someone twice her size, and vice versa.
saladmonkey
Haha, *arsehole
doobiedoobiedoobiedoo
Victim when they defend themselves or strike back - if they are bigger, you chose your opponent
saladmonkey
Again, if you have the upper hand, restrain them. You don't need to drop them to the ground
ecodude
But if you're a 6-1 guy, and a 5 ft tall girl slaps you, hitting back is excessive. She can't do damage to you, while you could easily maim.
lemonfluff
Use proportionate force (just enough to diffuse situation) if acting in self defence. If you don't need to use force them walk away.
saladmonkey
Yeah, definitely agreed: restraining someone is a whole other thing than decking them in the face
princesspumpernickel
Doesn't matter to me what your gender, we shouldn't put our hands on each other at all in anger.
SephReed
this just leads to passive aggressive bullshit.
Ewanator
Anger =/ self defence
billypilgrim7
Anger != self defense***
billypilgrim7
Idk about all programming languages, but generally "!=" means "not equal to." Just an fyi...
Ewanator
=/ is often used to represent = with a line through it, which in mathematics represents not equal to.
sergeanttbag
Sometimes people need to be hit.
princesspumpernickel
Lol, well I can't argue with that
princesspumpernickel
Or he made a fair point and I couldn't argue it, so instead of crying I gave him an up vote but yeah, fuck me
Epicfailgaisensei
Flippity floppity foo
TobascoPanda
We shouldn't. But unfortunately, some people still do... meaning other people either defend themselves or get beat up.
Krimia
I've always maintained that if you wouldn't hit a woman, you shouldn't hit a man, but if she poses a threat, hit just as hard.
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Krimia
If you're in danger, use whatever abilities you have to protect yourself, Imo.
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Krimia
Does slapping pose imminent danger? No, it doesn't. You're equating all violence with fatal violence.
Krimia
Gender should 100% be irrelevant.
rusticraisins
Bill Burr said it best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF4I2mCofZc
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
I've seen this so many times and it still cracks me up. Easily my favorite comic right now.
rusticraisins
If you like Burr check out Tom Segura, Jim Jefferies, or Mike Bribiglia if you haven't already.
rusticraisins
Oh, or Doug Stanhope. But don't watch Stanhope's Youtube clips, catch a full show via Netflix. Much better as a full act than in sections.
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
All those guys are awesome. I'm assuming you listen to Burr's podcast?
rusticraisins
Occasionally, not religiously. Did you hear "F is for Family" has been picked up for a second season? No release date yet.
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
May next year is what they're shooting for. At least that's what he said on last week's podcast.
CleverClint407
They like to be spanked but not slapped. Hypocrisy.
Knillis
You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then...
Xient
Well said sir
GifAnon
Brazzers would like to have a word.
megsaroniandcheese
*raises a hand* contextually, face slapping can be a fucking party.
BlackCatsAreBestCats
The really kinky ones like both.
dekket
... whilst being spit in the face by a lesbian dominatrix... I'll leave now.
noodleshoe
I'll be in my bunk...
Oxvee
Can confirm
MrPornProfessional
Some do. A lot more than you might think. Then there's biting, hair pulling, pinching, whipping, flogging...
CleverClint407
Sandwich making.
MrPornProfessional
Oh yes
PineappleBish
Throw in a little choking and you got yourself a good time.
Largeheadphones
Up vote just for your username
PhailRaptor
Fun fact: some men like being spanked too
tangopianista
One is consensual and erotic. The other is non-consensual and humiliating. Not the same
Cheeseheadfirepants
my bad didnt mean to humiliate the woman with a fucking knife
bakedbads
The comment was about slapping and spanking, not the knife thing????
Cheeseheadfirepants
fair point
CleverClint407
Well being spanked is still a act of dominance. My ex used to like be slapped in the face during sex.
KinkyWafflez
Found the feminist
JustFuckingLetMeGoPlease
Who says some of us don't like both? ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
MrPornProfessional
Retards
DrManhattanPHD
Topical username :o
EGOT
Saying it's not okay to hit a women does not mean someone's saying it's okay for women to hit men. No one hit anyone. That's assault.
spareseatonmyface
It kinda is. There are 2 sexes, men and women. This says specifically that it's not okay to hit one. One would assume that that means it's
cloudliss
yeah but it didn't fucking say that now did it?
GilaMonsieur
sometimes it's self-defense, not assault
manicmalki
It is never okay to harm another out of malice. The fact they say it is not okay to his a woman is sexist and part of the problem.
spareseatonmyface
okay to hit the other then. Let's say there are 2 people standing in front of you, Jim and Jam. I say you can't hit Jim. Most people would
Juxtapositron
I agree completely with the sentiment, but we don't live in that world. Some women are psycho and violent just like some men.
EGOT
That's equality, though.
spareseatonmyface
assume since I only put that parameter on Jim, it doesn't apply to Jam. Jam gets beaten to a pulp.
Imadethisaccountjusttosaythis
Why am I in a colosseum to defeat these two?
spareseatonmyface
I'm just saying, when only given two options, and you say you can't treat one of them a certain way, it stands to reason that you are
spareseatonmyface
saying the other one can be treated that way.
Canisiel
It's actually battery.
j442
Thank you for being correct.
JesusMowsMyLawn
It actually depends on the jurisdiction. Some penal codes don't contain the word battery. Texas for instance.
Canisiel
I was taught by Red Cross during my CNA training that physical harm is battery. It is nationally recognized.
JesusMowsMyLawn
No, it isn't nationally recognized. In Texas it's all considered to be different degrees of assault. Texas penal code is online, go look.
ularg
How does baseball get involved?
MithridateEupator
Only if they do damage
ecodude
No, it's battery even if there isn't lasting damage. It's just very hard to prove that you were actually attacked.
OddIsHe
The most demeaning thing ever is feeling like you cant defend yourself against a woman attacking you. iv been there.
RaisinZetaJones
My step-father had that problem with my mother. I didn't. Turns out "don't hit a kid" trumps "don't hit a woman" in social discourse.
doobiedoobiedoobiedoo
It's really discouraging how often it is assumed the male is the sole aggressor.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
As have I but I believe one attack is enough to allow me to defend myself without judgement. I wont allow myself to be attacked again.
OddIsHe
I feel the same way to be honest but im kinda nervous about it.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Get the police involved first. I had to send the person I am talking about to jail. This establishes her intentions in my mind.
HandsomeJack19
Me too. I literally ran away & locked myself in a bathroom when it happened to me. Even though I outweighed her by 100 lbs & used to box.
OddIsHe
Best thing to do i ran out her back gate backwards while she was punching kicking and spitting at me and then got out of there.
saintbarnz
Even worse when the cops show up and cuff your ass for standing there getting hit, never once touching her.
Schnitzeloid
My brother been there.
ProfessorCastle
Yes sir. Been there done that. And when you explain why you went to jail, everyone assumes you're lying.
fish1552
That isn't what happened to me. She left marks, and went to jail. I slept great and phone stayed off.
jawsjaw
Personally I prefer to be guilty for things I get punished for, if I knew I was going to jail for that, would do my best to deserve the jail
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
Gotta mess someone up real bad fam
MoralRectifier
Feeling defenseless is pretty demeaning regardless of who's attacking you. Except for toddlers and puppies, cuz their attacks are pathetic.
OddIsHe
i don't think so to be honest at least with a man i can do something about it instead of just taking it and doing nothing in fear of 1/2
OddIsHe
hurting them and marking them while trying to restrain them which they could use against you.
skisquirrel
Someone has never gotten the toddler kick to the balls changing a diaper. Surprising strength plus immunity from retaliation is scary.
ButterfaceTaintClown
It doesn't say you can't defend yourself, neither does the law. The post is a straw man argument.
OddIsHe
if you hurt them while defending yourself who do you think they are going to believe a 6.4 man or a 5 foot nothing woman
Kiore
The same would be true of a 6.4 man and a 5 foot nothing man.
ButterfaceTaintClown
Exactly.
acliberti
Unfortunately, no.
DarthPalpatine
My ex-gf and I would have some brutal fisticuffs. She used to think she could act with impunity and hit me for unjustifiable reasons.
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DarthPalpatine
I was made to feel she was the best I was going to get. It was a horrible time in my life.
ProfessorCastle
Me too man
margaretolson
I'm a woman, and a feminist. IMO, if a woman is physically attacking you, you have every right to defend yourself accordingly.
pyr666
every national feminist organization has fought tooth and nail against that idea.
margaretolson
Others do not speak for me
pyr666
if someone called themselves a klansmen, would a response like yours seem sufficient?
margaretolson
Are you honestly comparing the KKK to feminists?
doobiedoobiedoobiedoo
I agree with this, but until the legal system and law enforcement can get behind this, guys get the short straw here :(
margaretolson
Well I always speak up if the opportunity presents itself. I know it's not much, but I try :(
doobiedoobiedoobiedoo
Please keep doing so!! It starts with a small voice and can grow into a big change! Sorry to be discouraging...please keep speaking up
margaretolson
People frustrate me
OddIsHe
i wouldn't risk it. People didn't & don't believe me to this day. She told people i don't it to her but her family know i made her tell them
margaretolson
I'm really sorry people are like that. Honestly, even as a woman these types of double standards are gross and frustrating.
OddIsHe
Before it happened to be i was guilty of it. So i can't really blame people. its just how society is and maybe in the future it will 1/2
OddIsHe
be better but i don't know. i made her tell her family for my safety
theworldisdying
Her words after she hit me were "call the cops. Tiny me vs a Big bad Marine, who do you think is going to jail?"
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margaretolson
What a fucking bitch
DarthPalpatine
Had the same thing. Ex gf threatened to go to the police and say I'd raped her. We didn't last long after that. Good job I'm a lawyer.
MarkMeraji
Same shit my shitty ex did to me after punching and kicking me. Unfuckingreal
hechicera84
Could we not get some sort of audio recording the next time she did it and take her ass to court?
GoCanadaGo
Sounds like an RKO outta nowhere.
valiumkitty
Seen this. Girl locked herself in the bathroom and beat and cut the shit out of herself. Cops show up, my recently discharged buddy 1/2
valiumkitty
Gets the cuffs. Taken to station treated like shit. Then realize he was just in iraq, this bitch was crazy, and wanted his $ 2/2
theworldisdying
We didn't last long after that.
ThePiniestApple
That's crap to hear. Glad you're out of that relationship though. Hopefully in the future the policing of this will improve...
ShaneEngland
You should have fucked her up mentally or some other subtle way. Like put drugs in her food but only a little some she kinda feels
IshamaelRonin
Yes, I like you.
JoshuaMcarthur
Calm down, Satan.
himherenowno
Are you twelve?
Sacurason
No...?
Phenomeno
Or how about we treat others the way we want to be treated. Just because she was bad doesn't mean he had to be bad.
GreyPocket
if a women pulls a knife on me... I'm going to RUN! ...Knife fights are brutal... What were we talking about again?
arkangelbb
Easy tip, if the person attacking you has a pocket knife, pull out fixed knife to intimidate them.
imshibagel
My old instructor used to tell me he gave us white-purple belts to learn to run. When we get to black then we might have a chance to fight
akmarksman
Then there's me..I always have my G17 on my hip. No amount of HYAH is going to stop 124gr.JHP..
ImpressiveVeryNice
Knife fights arent fights they're stabs, or one stab and one dead person
DatToni
Yeaaah, got in a fight. The guy pulls a knife. I broke his arm but still had to be stitched up badly and that guy was drunk....
M1S0
Knifes are fast and need no momentum to cause serious damage, running away is the best option, do not ever try to disarm a guy with a knife
Baja2185
I'm gonna shoot her without hesitation then call the police. Have you ever seen a stabbing?? He'll no. Your only chance is to shoot FAST. IT
aishamaria
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
I think something about stabbing women?
Knillis
Woman*
DeStock
Thats how you get stabbed in the back... its easier to take a gut wound than it is to receive a blow to the kidneys.
Billy2sweet
Im too fat to run very fast. I'd rather take my chances defending myself than getting chased down and stabbed in the back
MarshyTehMarshmellowPunMaster
yeah, but if you can read her movements then attempt to knock her unconcsious,
Lbernier2
Fuck that bring a sword
dirkleton
Yeah, if they know anything about using one... well, there's going to be a brown trail behind me.
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
Insert pointy end
DrKriegersClone
http://xdesktopwallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Game-Of-Thrones-Stick-Em-With-The-Pointy-End.jpg
mastercheif
Shouldn't that quote really be attributed to Jon Snow? She was just repeating what he told her.
islippedonmyslipper
you're my favorite type of person
Zuke88
in your defense, the best thing to do is run, as a man, you will be considered the abuser even if she has a weapon and you're badly injured
kushbeforepeople
Yup, that's for damn sure, there's no upside for guys in this situation. Get away and call the cops.
Zuke88
don't call the cops, they will arrest you regardless
kushbeforepeople
Good point. Noted.
ModelTMsDollie
Sad but true.
Morrigi
And whatever you do, don't try to punch a knife-wielding assailant. There's a reason boxing wasn't taught for self-defense in the days 1/2
Bearilla
I usually just let them stab me like the terminator.
GreyPocket
Alright, are you talking about T2 when the T1000 stabs Todd through the mouth? Or stabs Sarah through the shoulder?
Bearilla
https://youtu.be/olXilz8r4uU?t=94 around 1:35
Morrigi
when everyone carried knives and daggers. If you can't run, try to disable the weapon by any means necessary. 2/2
Tarzankingofmars
Knife fights produce various degrees of losers. Everybody gets cut usually.
mormacil
Yeah first rule of a knife fight? Run away.
Spaid47Trey57
No, defend yourself.
peuxcequeveuxpax
I'm a woman. I pulled a knife and then I ran like hell. I don't know that I'd still be here if I didn't have the knife and if I had not run.
mormacil
Good you're still here. Downsides about drawing knives is you escalate the fight immediately, you gotta use it or they take it.
peuxcequeveuxpax
Already had gotten physical, I broke away, grabbed the knife, he saw I was prepared to use it and he paused, so I ran. From my own bedroom.
mormacil
*hug* You got away, that is good. But yeah if things are already escalated might as well try and get the advantage.
TheDustyOne
If she pulls out a knife, just throw some bread, meat and mayo at her and she will make you a sandwich out of instinct.
TheRealDurdan
Woo team instinct!
POOPDICKCITYPOPULATION1
I up voted this to 69. Which is a woman's instinctual position
raginglolz
This. Is. My. Favorite. Comment. +1
KuteKittenKoats
You...you disgust me, I like that. +1
WhereDidILoseMyPants
Ha! I guess I owe ya a sammich come at me bro! ;)
TheDustyOne
Hold on, got to grab the duke mayo.
EveryonesDad
So, I guess we're just going to ignore "a women" and "woman are"
ThaEnder
I don't understand how so many people mess up "woman" and "women". I never see people do that with "man".
ButterfaceTaintClown
Yes. Please.
SidJorgenson
Yes,we're all going to ignore them, because we understood him/her, which is the why we use language. No need to be a prick, dude
Spaid47Trey57
Thank you.
SidJorgenson
You're welcome. You know, as I've said before: Yes, grammar was developed to make language more understandable, and in many situations (1/2)
SidJorgenson
(2/2) Sloppy grammar can drastically change the meaning. BUT, in cases like this, pointing out the typo is condescending and pointless.
GreyPocket
I owe you lunch... and a beer... Nice work!
TwistedTelepath
Yeah. There's not a lot of good ways to get the upper hand in a knife fight, not to even mention if you don't have one.
CycloneSP
just grab something that out ranges the knife, simple. Like a baseball bat, a tall lamp, or any katanas/swords you may have on display.
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
But the katana that I have would probably snap or something, I'd rather grab the hatchet right behind me.
TwistedTelepath
Plus a hatchet or machete would require much less finesse or expertise to use. Tools is tools
Bombideer
"The winner of a knife fight is the one who gets to die from wounds in the hospital rather than on the street."
Morrigi
Yeah, rule 1 of a knife fight, is don't get into a knife fight. Rule 2 is that you're going to bleed.
GreyPocket
Rule * get some type of obstacle between yourself and that knife. A pole, a car... another person who doesn't know about knife fights...
Irreal
What if I have a really long knife?
Ishalldefenestrateyou
like a sword or a comically long butter knife?
Morrigi
A sword would work quite well.
hillariousandoriginal
One of you dies immediately, another in the hospital
bippityboppitybuttsex
Fun Fact: Bring a gun to a knifefight for an easy win and easy experience points.
KleineDikkerd
Bring one to a school or theater for easy level grinding
Xubat
https://media.giphy.com/media/3orif6aukOchR7Z2Za/giphy.gif
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
I think you might get more exp for using a worse weapon.
gh954
"Only a heathen brings a sword to a gunfight." "Only a moron brings a sword to a gunfight."
Fritalci
Literally watched this last night. +1
thea1997
More fun fact: bring a grenade to a gun fight so no one gets xp
awefulcrowded23
actually, at close ranges knives are just as dangerous if not more dangerous than guns. Bringing a gun to a knife fight is actually a(1)
deepblueknight
Start the Gun/Knife fight from an elevated position?
DrKriegersClone
Python09
Bring a gun to a few yards away from a knife fight
RubyPorto
7+ yards. 21 feet is a surprisingly long way.
ecodude
It's so stupid that people think that that's the distance a guy with a knife can cover when a gun is trained on them.
TheSkeletonWar
Bring a bayonet musket to a knifefight.
xeno426
In close fighting, not a good idea with the musket. In WW1, the bayonet was usually rather useless. Knives or spades were better.
TheSkeletonWar
In the duel, first shoot; If miss, long stab. You still got range over the knife. If you fucked up again, embrace death for you deserved it.
awefulcrowded23
bad idea, you want the other guy to bring a knife to a gunfight.(2)
GenevaTheUnicorn
Well yeah but if you bring the gun specifically to the knife fight you can assume you can line some shots up before you get into knife range
critterfluffy
Range a knife weilder can close before a gun is pulled, readied, and fired is about 20ft. Cops are trained to shoot if you get that close
Fluffybadger
This is why bayonets are a great compromise.
DrFunkenstein57
This is why I bring a grenade. While knives and guns are addressed specifically, grenades are "To whom it may concern."
AnimeisCancer
lol I just bring a vest, that way we learn to stop fighting and we can pick up the pieces to find where it went wrong
shatteredswords
The ultimate bluff. You could get a smoke grenade that looks like an m67
ThatGirlWithTheStuff
I actually have a real grenade with the bottom drilled out and guts removed. Oh the possibilities. And jail time!
raptorsoldier
I prefer Tridents. Like Brick
DrFunkenstein57
You bring gum? Honestly, people pulling out knives, guns, and hand grenades; you pull out a stick of gum. Ain't gonna fuck with that crazy
thedoomfinger
I love this so much.
AndIThinkToMyselfWhatAWonderfulWorld
Fuck that, I have a claymore mine strapped to my chest at all times. Front towards enemy and all that jazz
Hybris51129
http://imgur.com/1H8S0j4
pokecrafter1551
Unfortunately, it may concern you as well at that close range
ScottNapalm
I mean, as long as they go with you, it's still a win
DrFunkenstein57
Not with god mode enabled.
JunWasHere
That's the point though, all you really have to do is hold the thing up, look crazy, and they'll back up. Most folks don't fuck with crazy.
bippityboppitybuttsex
In melee ranges? Sure...
awefulcrowded23
I think it has to do with the fact that a person can close from 21 feet faster than most can draw and aim a handgun
bippityboppitybuttsex
Aiming is silly at extremely close ranges... just use the built in point and click interface...
awefulcrowded23
I believe the study with that finding called anything under 21 feet "close range" and 21 feet is average for most criminal encounters
bippityboppitybuttsex
Correct; but. If the gun is already drawn, the person with the knife is a pencil.