ILoveSpicyPeople
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Ordered wine & tampons from Prime Now. It was amazing. I wonder what the picker thought.
Isn't it beautiful?!
Oct 30, 2017 1:41 AM
ILoveSpicyPeople
95783
1356
75
Ordered wine & tampons from Prime Now. It was amazing. I wonder what the picker thought.
Isn't it beautiful?!
KiyaSeraphia
Work at Best Buy not Amazon, but am a picker, and can assure you, we usually don't care what we pick so long as we can find it and box it.
ItsMyMoneyAndINeedItNow
I do this for a living. I assure you this is nothing compared to what I’ve seen. At least wine and tampons make sense together!
TheHeadlessPonch
I work for Prime Now and the most odd order I have picked was a rushed order for Kleenex, lubricant, and condoms on Valentine's Day.
thancrus
Prime thought you were a woman that is likely on your period..... or you shot someone and wanted to get drunk
Possum007
It was probably the packer that would have taken notice lol
Nearlyburly
No idea what the picker though, but my GF delivers for Amazon Fresh and Prime. She loves it.
Syphilouis
If you like Zinfandels, you should try 7 Deadly Zins. Very tasty.
ILoveSpicyPeople
Will do! I've seen it but haven't tried it. Thanks for the recommendation.
DeportTheAsians
how the hell did you order alcohol from prime now.
ILoveSpicyPeople
You press buttons. Then show your ID to the delivery person.
NuggetNinja
Serious question, do they have age verification on the wine?
ILoveSpicyPeople
Yes. You have to show your ID to the delivery person.
HatredandVitriol
Welcome to China, 5 years ago, because labor's cheap and everything can be delivered 24/7.
ILoveSpicyPeople
I live in Seattle. I can get this but I can't get good food delivery if I offered my kidney for it.
JaredWalker
Most of the middle East is the same way.
HereThereBeElves
I know exactly what the picker thought: "I want to go home."
ILoveSpicyPeople
Hahahha
liftedtech
As a picker we pay little to no attention to that shit
MrWoodchip
Personally I always used to notice it, give a little "huh", then immediately stop caring.
Syphilouis
I imagine you're too damned busy to really care...
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
mrmelonhead
I work for Postmates and do shopping orders sometimes. Twice I had to pickup Tampons, and I had to call the customer to ask them what kind.
wolfman492
Aren’t the pickers robots? So they probably don’t care about us humans?
Puffmax
Ten years ago I was worried about corporations taking over the world. Now I look at Amazon and I'm just like, "do it."
damien309
In progress.
PumparumTheCrow
Please return to your Prime House, valued Prime citizen, and enjoy your Prime meal.
lateksilassi
Robots can not think.
ILoveSpicyPeople
I'm thinking the same thing.
lewstherin69
I am a driver for PrimeNow, we always are curious on what we deliver. its interesting as we carry a bit of everything
PineappleMigraine
I wonder if the pickers can make suggestions based on sales in their area. You got these, you might enjoy the 2 for 1 candies at *store*
Jumanjirox
I work as a prime now delivery driver, we don't really see what's inside the bags to judge
ILoveSpicyPeople
Who pulls the items from the shelves?
Jumanjirox
No idea, usually when I get there, the bags are ready so I scan and started delivering
marsgoose
Barefoot should just change their slogan to "Goes well with xanax and erotic novels."
ILoveSpicyPeople
You made me laugh. I was all out is xanax.
marsgoose
Hope you have plenty of erotic novels.
RatchetTheWusky
Wait, tampons. As a male, what do they do? I just realized period pads and tampons are not the same.
ILoveSpicyPeople
Are you serious?
RatchetTheWusky
I wish...
Contundo
Cheers
LivingDecomposition
This just reminds me that I live in a state with annoying ass liquor laws that wouldn't let me do this
melbollen
ILoveSpicyPeople
Hahahahaha this was me.
MindyMarie
I'm drinking Ravenswood wine right now too! Cheers!
ILoveSpicyPeople
I love this Zin.
heynsa
I’d order carton cigarettes some lube win and 4 joints
ILoveSpicyPeople
They don't sell cigarettes ????
Pullout69
You're on your period and you want wine? The picker was probably blown away by the utter absurdity.
jackalope2196
Makes me wonder what the picker would think, if I ordered duct tape, a skinning knife and a map to the movie stars homes...
ILoveSpicyPeople
They would have been more impressed if I added chocolate and spaghetti o's with meatballs. I'm very classy.
SaintLuciferVonAllah
As a fellow bleeder currently bleeding...I'd kill for any of that right now(tampons and wine included).
garbagegirlcindy21
GeorgeNotTheLivestock
The absolute mad-woman!
Bluntmang
Someone stop this madness! This is simply too far beyond human comprehension, my mind is being torn asunder!!!!!!
doctorbees
What do you mean? The combo makes sense to me.
Pullout69
That's the joke.
Uberdude100
Male here. Is wine a no no on your period or something? Wait, is this sarcasm? Fuck.
HiddenSanity
Depends on the person: Some people have grouchy periods and are angry drunk, some people have weepy periods and are sad drunks: Bad combos.
HiddenSanity
A weepy period & being a sad drunk with wine is how you end up crying about how children under three can't play with so many different toys.
HiddenSanity
Grouchy period & Angry drunk with wine is... straight up unwise, and may involve you being shanked with a broken bottle.
babygirlzozo
I enjoy copious amounts of wine and chocolate on my period. Helps me get over being horny as hell
GeloShot
babygirlzozo
How you doin'?
GeloShot
A little scared, a little aroused, a little drunk.
. Yourself?
25schmeckles
Wine is crying juice when you're all emotional from period hormones, but if you don't get super weepy, alcohol is a good painkiller
PearjuiceATX
We have prime now here, and Ive never used it before... guess it's time to order condoms and a toaster
0biWanJabroni
Dick in toaster, toast in a condom
jmeyers1983
Dude, it’s great also if you have amazon fresh or instacart. You get groceries in an hour, what a time to be alive!
detour512
ATX!!!
Ginocide
PearjuiceATX
Love it
snowypeet
I'm not one to refuse a good time either.
powderwt
Could you imagine, this along with Amazon key, waiting on the couch in your white tighteys...
Pawnderlust
Not through Amazon but my favorite purchase combo ever was a wedding license and a pregnancy test
ILoveSpicyPeople
Where was it through?
Pawnderlust
London drugs
bangersandmash
#teamtoaster
ILoveSpicyPeople
I see what you did there.
Caketarts
Oh the memories
Imheretoparty
Toast her? I barely know her.
MichaeIJCaboose
#teamtuba
ginniper
#teamrachel ....wait
PaperBagel
#teamjacob .... wait no
genericanamoly
I agree, it's here too. Probably time for me to get some lube, and a three hole puncher.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
6 toilet plungers, a box of frozen chicken nuggets, and some sand paper
NZSheeps
Plus some horse tranquilisers, duct tape and some Trick or Treat candies.
JesusChristBackAgain
Wait, prime has horse tranks?
H3X0
And a novelty beach towel and a pith helmet.
Tiiimmmaayy
I also agree, it's here too. Probably time for me to get a big black dildo and a copy of All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 on VHS.
ILoveSpicyPeople
They don't sell dildos silly!
merlinious
Who doesn't?
ILoveSpicyPeople
Amazon?
CuntingtonFuckley
Oh yes they do https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/s/ref=nb_sb_noss/261-9139155-7481924?k=dildo
ILoveSpicyPeople
Not for Prime Now delivery. It's more limited.
nolanurse
What is Prime Now? Home delivery? Is it free if it takes more than 30minutes?
Wikipedo
To sum up, OP ordered something from Amazon.
JPikeher
2 hour window 1-2 hours from order time if you live near a warehouse. We have one in Denver, Whole Foods was just added to their inventory.
ILoveSpicyPeople
It's a service that Amazon offers in certain areas. It's basically on-demand Amazon stuff. It comes a few hours after you order it.
Magnasplit
If you live in the US
pirateninja
We have it in the UK too
SolidBrassAndHangingLow
What's the delivery charge?
iktome99
Its free but you have to hit a minimum
texasdean
“Free” theres a 6$ charger for the driver though, not too bad for a 1-2 hour delivery.
jaialanna
Free if you are a prime member
SolidBrassAndHangingLow
Thanks
ILoveSpicyPeople
It's free after 4 hours. If you want it sooner it's $7.99 for 1 hour and $4.99 for the two hour window.
Llams
Where I live it's free for 2 hours and $7.99 if you want it within an hour.
SolidBrassAndHangingLow
Oh wow, now I have to check availability
avidatheist
It's a pretty short list. Longer than Google Chrome at least.