What a time to be alive!

Oct 30, 2017 1:41 AM

ILoveSpicyPeople

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Ordered wine & tampons from Prime Now. It was amazing. I wonder what the picker thought.

Isn't it beautiful?!

Work at Best Buy not Amazon, but am a picker, and can assure you, we usually don't care what we pick so long as we can find it and box it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I do this for a living. I assure you this is nothing compared to what I’ve seen. At least wine and tampons make sense together!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I work for Prime Now and the most odd order I have picked was a rushed order for Kleenex, lubricant, and condoms on Valentine's Day.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Prime thought you were a woman that is likely on your period..... or you shot someone and wanted to get drunk

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was probably the packer that would have taken notice lol

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No idea what the picker though, but my GF delivers for Amazon Fresh and Prime. She loves it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you like Zinfandels, you should try 7 Deadly Zins. Very tasty.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Will do! I've seen it but haven't tried it. Thanks for the recommendation.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how the hell did you order alcohol from prime now.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You press buttons. Then show your ID to the delivery person.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Serious question, do they have age verification on the wine?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. You have to show your ID to the delivery person.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Welcome to China, 5 years ago, because labor's cheap and everything can be delivered 24/7.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I live in Seattle. I can get this but I can't get good food delivery if I offered my kidney for it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Most of the middle East is the same way.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know exactly what the picker thought: "I want to go home."

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hahahha

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a picker we pay little to no attention to that shit

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Personally I always used to notice it, give a little "huh", then immediately stop caring.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I imagine you're too damned busy to really care...

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I work for Postmates and do shopping orders sometimes. Twice I had to pickup Tampons, and I had to call the customer to ask them what kind.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aren’t the pickers robots? So they probably don’t care about us humans?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ten years ago I was worried about corporations taking over the world. Now I look at Amazon and I'm just like, "do it."

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

In progress.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Please return to your Prime House, valued Prime citizen, and enjoy your Prime meal.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Robots can not think.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking the same thing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I am a driver for PrimeNow, we always are curious on what we deliver. its interesting as we carry a bit of everything

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the pickers can make suggestions based on sales in their area. You got these, you might enjoy the 2 for 1 candies at *store*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I work as a prime now delivery driver, we don't really see what's inside the bags to judge

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who pulls the items from the shelves?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No idea, usually when I get there, the bags are ready so I scan and started delivering

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Barefoot should just change their slogan to "Goes well with xanax and erotic novels."

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You made me laugh. I was all out is xanax.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hope you have plenty of erotic novels.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait, tampons. As a male, what do they do? I just realized period pads and tampons are not the same.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you serious?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheers

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This just reminds me that I live in a state with annoying ass liquor laws that wouldn't let me do this

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahahahaha this was me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm drinking Ravenswood wine right now too! Cheers!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love this Zin.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’d order carton cigarettes some lube win and 4 joints

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They don't sell cigarettes ????

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You're on your period and you want wine? The picker was probably blown away by the utter absurdity.

8 years ago | Likes 185 Dislikes 10

Makes me wonder what the picker would think, if I ordered duct tape, a skinning knife and a map to the movie stars homes...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

They would have been more impressed if I added chocolate and spaghetti o's with meatballs. I'm very classy.

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 12

As a fellow bleeder currently bleeding...I'd kill for any of that right now(tampons and wine included).

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The absolute mad-woman!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Someone stop this madness! This is simply too far beyond human comprehension, my mind is being torn asunder!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What do you mean? The combo makes sense to me.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

That's the joke.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Male here. Is wine a no no on your period or something? Wait, is this sarcasm? Fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Depends on the person: Some people have grouchy periods and are angry drunk, some people have weepy periods and are sad drunks: Bad combos.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A weepy period & being a sad drunk with wine is how you end up crying about how children under three can't play with so many different toys.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Grouchy period & Angry drunk with wine is... straight up unwise, and may involve you being shanked with a broken bottle.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I enjoy copious amounts of wine and chocolate on my period. Helps me get over being horny as hell

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How you doin'?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A little scared, a little aroused, a little drunk. . Yourself?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wine is crying juice when you're all emotional from period hormones, but if you don't get super weepy, alcohol is a good painkiller

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

We have prime now here, and Ive never used it before... guess it's time to order condoms and a toaster

8 years ago | Likes 441 Dislikes 3

Dick in toaster, toast in a condom

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, it’s great also if you have amazon fresh or instacart. You get groceries in an hour, what a time to be alive!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ATX!!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not one to refuse a good time either.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could you imagine, this along with Amazon key, waiting on the couch in your white tighteys...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not through Amazon but my favorite purchase combo ever was a wedding license and a pregnancy test

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where was it through?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

London drugs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#teamtoaster

8 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 1

I see what you did there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh the memories

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Toast her? I barely know her.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

#teamtuba

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#teamrachel ....wait

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#teamjacob .... wait no

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I agree, it's here too. Probably time for me to get some lube, and a three hole puncher.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

6 toilet plungers, a box of frozen chicken nuggets, and some sand paper

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Plus some horse tranquilisers, duct tape and some Trick or Treat candies.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Wait, prime has horse tranks?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And a novelty beach towel and a pith helmet.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I also agree, it's here too. Probably time for me to get a big black dildo and a copy of All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 on VHS.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They don't sell dildos silly!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Who doesn't?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amazon?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not for Prime Now delivery. It's more limited.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is Prime Now? Home delivery? Is it free if it takes more than 30minutes?

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

To sum up, OP ordered something from Amazon.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

2 hour window 1-2 hours from order time if you live near a warehouse. We have one in Denver, Whole Foods was just added to their inventory.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

It's a service that Amazon offers in certain areas. It's basically on-demand Amazon stuff. It comes a few hours after you order it.

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 4

If you live in the US

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have it in the UK too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's the delivery charge?

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Its free but you have to hit a minimum

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

“Free” theres a 6$ charger for the driver though, not too bad for a 1-2 hour delivery.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Free if you are a prime member

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Thanks

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's free after 4 hours. If you want it sooner it's $7.99 for 1 hour and $4.99 for the two hour window.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Where I live it's free for 2 hours and $7.99 if you want it within an hour.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh wow, now I have to check availability

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's a pretty short list. Longer than Google Chrome at least.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0