I care about your prostates

Nov 1, 2023 1:25 PM

MustHailSagan

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Numerous nut November

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I always thought no nut November was for dudes who felt like they were using sexual release in an obsessive or “addictive” manner and trying to get control over it. Otherwise, what would be the point?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No nut november was made by incels right?

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

I've nutted 17 times this November already. (Seriously, it does reduce cancer rates - make sure you take care of yourself with some self love if you aren't with a partner)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All y'all, stay the fuck away from my nutz! v

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meh it's largely been adopted by the kink community as part of chastity play & power dynamic play, that's why they also created Locktober where they will have subs wear chastity cages all month. Let them have their fun

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I’ve already blown my chances of a successful 3N

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Naughty Nights November!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You folks talking about no nut November and I'm over here celebrating Wanksgiving all month long.

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wasn't that used to be no-shave November? Why did we even consider switching to that nonsense replacement??

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why are you listening to the Internet on whether to Jack or not?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I mean the payoff would be legendary, but the clean up... a week and you're like a volcano, a month would be a biblical disaster.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@OP you nut whenever you want buddy.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Back in my day, it was No-Shave November.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People actually doing NNN is embarrassing

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I cheated by getting an orchidectomy. Can't nut without nuts!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I already failed it twice today!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But then I won't get incel super powers

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Remember folks, it's healthy to get that nut out on the regular.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now presenting Extra-nut-November!

2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's nuts!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The very first time I heard about that I'm like are there people dumb enough to actually follow this.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I've always ignored NNN. Stupid AF.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just your friendly reminder that "No Nut November" is literally a control technique the Nazis use to keep the incels in their cult.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck that incel bullshit. Beat it like it owes you money.

2 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 3

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It owes me for all the times it’s kept me awake at night I beat that thing mercilessly

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Well, maybe not that much.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah if you've got blood appearing in places it normally isn't supposed to be, it may be time to haul up your trousers and take a break.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love that I can hear this in their voices

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Non-stop nut November.

2 years ago | Likes 303 Dislikes 0

This. This campaign, this could single-handedly stop no-nut N. (*Double-handedly for some of you lucky gentlemen, a few fascinating ladies, and et al others)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I prefer the old Movember with the no shaving thing it’s how I found I can infact grow a beard! Haven’t looked back since

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I already did.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Good prep for Fibonacci Nut February.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Need one of Alpa Chino’s signature energy bars?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Restore them electrolytes with that Booty Sweat

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then there'd be a bunch of posts from guys going "So, uh, it's noon and I'm shooting white powder. Is that bad?"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought there was decimate your dick december?

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Or Dick destroy December

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not both

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Need all of November to prepare for December man. It's a marathon not a race.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

"Nut buckets and buckets" November

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I mean, I’ll try!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Has anyone ever actually not nutted for an entire November?

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Caged subs ?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not me. I nutted this morning so I’m already out of the game

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

SSRIs are a hell of a drug.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know a few people, but they normally use... ahem... "assistance devices" down there

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Like a wheelchair for your balls?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like... scissors?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your avatar face goes well with the comment

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0