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Mar 25, 2020 8:06 PM
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squirreltactics
I had an English high school teacher my senior year that was the same age as my sister. He dated a senior the following year.
JackSmiles2
So we not going to talk about what android 18 is doing?
DarkSock
bigtegridy228
SweetJudyTenuta
VaIerie
https://imgur.com/dbqafwC
AmishHammer
ObliqueRay
He should have a seat because he won't ask her out? Maybe take a moment to think this through?
erikleorga
"My son was dismissed from another school. I said 'Son that makes 3 schools this year, maybe teaching isn't for you'."
SmashingBrickCastration
Idk what y'all are freaking out about the dude literally says he can't do it.
ThailandExpress
FeminineBeeOnslaught
Holdenmeownbeer
Write a song about her and get your buddies to call yourselves a band name after some law agency, it worked for the last guy.
FapitalistPig
dotnetbeast
FBI OPEN UP!
RXJ235231
How do you know this person isn't a university professor?
Maxobb
Plusultron
How is no one pointing out that avatar?!
thecakefartisalie
Home schooling can be difficult
TheLegionofDoom
Profile pic says it all
thatsmyfetish69
Oh, my
Bystandr
The bitch in apt 23. First few eps' were pretty funny.
CaptSchmidtGaming
what kind of teachers profile pic is 18 eating cum outta condom?
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Post doesn't state age of student
fastjeff
RayMC
This gif starts of great, then progressively makes it seem more and more like the guy laughing is mentally deficient.
imtheimgur
Didn't stop my (ex) wife.
therog
circlejerkingaltfgs
As the teacher or student?
forgotmycatsname
She was the teacher and the student was another person
youreathing
Don't stand. Don't stand so. Don't stand so close to me...
RubberChickenGoD
Why isn’t this... oh wait. People list to sound cloud rappers these days.
youreathing
lol. I mean tbf the song is fairly ancient. Almost as ancient as I.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
But ever so relevant. Social distancing and stuff...
youreathing
Yeah. Still feels weird given the content of the song though. lol
RubberChickenGoD
I a few years younger than this song.
youreathing
Same but on the other end.
yvanehtnoij
surroundedbytwits
professorlemonwood
Bruh! you may only invoke the nice.gif if the teacher is female and the student is male.
PearjuiceATX
Did you just assume that mystery-teacher-whose-username-we-can't-see's gender? Not cool
ThomasThundersword
anime chick fb picture. 95% guy
PearjuiceATX
I think female=>female would still result in some nice.gif from most who ignore the obvious taboos
LaforgeMRA
The acceptable from of pedophilia, apparently
Retromorphic
God I love democracy
Filaha
Could be a college/uni teacher.
forgotmycatsname
Elementary school teacher
Turdsandwich10
Or troll
investigation27
Most of us use capital letters.
billyjed
Or preschool.
pookieeatworld
Further plot twist: his daughter could be in his class.
dklpisme
Nope she is 6
BubblesTheFish
KillerTofu615
I had a college prof ask me out for drinks. I accepted. Had a lovely night, met her husband. Discussed the direction of my education.
PaladinAstro
They also said "beautiful," not "hot" or "attractive." I can think something is beautiful without being attracted.
peppermintgal
Given their profile picture, I think you're being generous....
gablestout
Kbantar
Some people really believe this joke though. :(
StrikerSashi
I had this (without the last part) as my MSN messenger status for a few months many years ago.
SparklyCholo
We’re not wrong for wanting to try, amirite?
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Nossir
TheYoungGod
High school could be fair too. Plenty of 18+.
bikergeek6249
a lot of US states have laws against teacher/student regardless of age of consent in that state. Basically any relationship where 1/2
bikergeek6249
someone has a position of "responsibility or authority" over someone else. teachers, sports coaches, clergy, etc.
IllOnlyForgetThePasswordAgain
Exactly why the teacher can't ask the beautiful pupil out.
tpanyS
Doesn't really apply once 18. Those laws are for the states where < 18 is AoC.
XoiZee
teacher/mandated reporter: it’s the same law that applies to guards not dating inmates. Age isn’t a factor, it’s power to coerce
fartingsparrow
That is not at all true. Most states cover 18 yr olds. It’s about the balance of power.
nonCanadianGoose
They usually refer to themselves as a professor
Private4160
not when I'm the TA
Mangily
Not in the uk
Hereagain
Which is accurate because if half my "professors" are anything to go on, they sure as fuck don't teach.
tzk132
Not in community college.
1AMTHEBATMAN
as a soon to be community college employee (hopefully), I 100% want to be called that. Can't call me Master, sadly.
Paoloc0mments
Usually there is Senõr
mikeatike
Only if they have a PhD.
wolf387465
depends... where i live teachers in highschool commonly call themselves professors...
TokyosNotFarEnough
Where do you live? Do they have PhDs? Idlf so, why not just Dr. Whatever?
wolf387465
czech republic, central europe. and no, no phds, they just use it as synonym to word teacher.
Hellstorm99
Wait a few years. That’s what one of my HS teachers did. Now, they are happily married.
polkadotcardi
Yeah. Same happened to a girl in my graduating class. He’s 70. She’s 34. It’s weird.
TA2019
Jesus christ, that's weird.
rushingnothing
You're weird.
HoSlappa
not necessarily, i had a super hot, 24yo teacher i was 18, we got along great, wouldnt have been weird at all imo
TA2019
Necessarily.
endangeredpanda9
I mean... If it works, and it's legal, it works.
TA2019
'I'm gonna screw those test answers out of you'
rastacles
That’s how my in-laws met.
becausesoupwascold
Good ol' days.
PrincessEllie500
My grandparents too
Itcanbedone
Glad they went from outlws to in laws
The13thDude
Story time?
iwantthatpost
His father-in-law is the president of France
LeonQuin87
That's how the president of France met his wife.
rmiGod
Ah, I never knew she was his highschool teacher. Reading on the net, it actually seems a bit of a rapey story tbh (same with Celion Dion).
RayMC
Clearly it wasn’t a creepy story in the end. Good for them!
distortedlens
I feel this is something that more people need to know
LeonQuin87
I don't think that's any of our business tho.
arpinas
Not really. Once you leave school and are an adult, it's your business. As long as nothing happens before then, no problem.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Some adults are in school.
arpinas
Even then, I don't see a problem with it. Just like coworkers in a relationship
ArkoneAxon
"I'm attracted to this person, but I recognize that it's wrong and so I will not act on my attraction." Oh, you HORRIBLE monster!
Zephyr86
I sense your sarcasm and applaud to you for it and to validate your point.
Mithi
Doesn't even say attracted, says "beautiful human being".
crazyspelling
This. Just because I think someone is beautiful doesn't mean I'm automatically attracted to them sexually. Context matters a lot.
OmniscientZiltoid
They could be talking about he type of girl who just radiates a wonderful energy, like a beautiful ray of sunshine
Malloon
The attraction isn't wrong. Acting on it would be.
ButtchugSomeGatorade
Ehh yolo
Bugsyjr9000
No! *Sprays squirt bottle* Bad pedophile!
Vostronicle
Confusing paedophile with legal age of consent. But I get ya and agree lol
ButtchugSomeGatorade
Hey who said anything about underage, that’s you guys projecting. They could be at night school in their 30’s.
justamanwhoknowshowtofeel
It’s a fine line. If you dwell on it you feed it.
Malloon
Fair enough. If the attraction would lead to acting on it, izt also becomes wrong.
wabitgirl
Welcome to the reason moral pedophiles can NEVER ask for help. Cause fuck anyone who has bad impulses and wants to better themselves.
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
Where did it say she was under 18?
wabitgirl
It didn't; it was an effective segue into the topic, using an example people are willing to consider, if only momentarily, before freaking
wabitgirl
out and trying to sprint to what they perceive as the moral highground.
ZoidbergIsGreat
This is actually a problem. There are very few services out there for pedophiles that have not offended. It's a dangerous gap in the system.
wabitgirl
Exactly my point, thank you. It's so stigmatized that it can't be discussed even as a preventative measure, leaving them even more isolated.
ZoidbergIsGreat
It's a hard topic for people to think critically about. I've worked with pedophiles and sexual predators. One does not necessarily = other.
wabitgirl
For sure. Unfortunately, the "don't ask, don't tell" mentality is absolutely awful for making any progress in dealing with either.
TheyCalllMeTIM
That’s about the worst oxymoron I’ve heard, moral pedophiles. Consider that term with prepubescent. Nothing “moral” and nothing can help
wabitgirl
Exhibit B as to why moral pedophiles can NEVER ask for help. This guy.
wabitgirl
Also, yes, things can help, you fucking mong. We didn't spend years developing CBT/MBT for assholes like you to say it doesn't work.
TheyCalllMeTIM
You’re an idiot that apparently knows nothing about the psychology of child predators. You cannot rehabilitate it. Move on with your SJW bs
wabitgirl
Since you're obviously very well informed on this
wabitgirl
Okay, my credentials are an advanced degree in cognitive psych and behavioral therapy. What are yours?