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Nov 21, 2016 11:27 PM
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kinkyside
After the vasectomy did you test after a few months that you were sterile?
argyleninja
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GBMaker
Very first step: Go to doc and find if your Vas didn't "take". That happens, sometimes.
rumtumtugjob
Vasectomies are still only about 99% effective. It's basically just a twist tie, after all. Not like you had your balls clipped off.
xninex
Like the man said, vasectomy doesn't stop pregnancy just changes the color of the baby. Sorry op, hope it's just a botched snip job
ibb4cl2
First of all, how do you get a vasectomy and not tell your wife. Sounds shady af.
Slayingbodiesgoodtogo
Go get tested yeaterday. If youre shooting blanks, get a notarized copy of the medical info and bill and shit, then gtfo
Seawolff81
Oh boy (or girl), Congrats. Here's hoping it's just a failed procedure!
Badgertoes
Sometimes vasectomies don't take. Also, good job on being so honest in your marriage.
Eventheusernamewhyarealltheusernamestakenistaken
Wow either this gets reposted every other week or ALOT of men don't tell their wives they got a vasectomy.
Dilligaffin
Bullshit. What kind of husband unilaterally undergoes a vasectomy?
KidCola
That's odd. Someone posted this exact confession a few weeks ago.
DanielBonnett
Vasectomy's can fail and also what the fuck is wrong with you, not telling your wife. Either a liar or a shithead.
NotPunnyNoMemes
Guess it's lawyer time
JimmySmits
Sxualhrssmntpanda
Well, time to tell her!
ItsDatBoiPepe
OP is a fraud.
AustinSevenfold
I'm pretty sure this was something you should've mentioned to her. There's a Scrubs episode about this exact thing.
CPTCASH
Uh why would you get clipped and NOT tell her?! Pretty fucked up, but that doesn't absolve her if she did cheat.
Snaggley
I feel like I've seen this before so I'm gonna call bs on this one
Riddiculous
Why is the font all weird
ifounditunderthere
How did she not know?
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Yep. These ain't the kind of thing you go to the doc, have done outpatient, and then skip home. There's a few of days of recovery involved.
tarrbot
You can hide it fairly well if no sex is involved during that time...or she was out of town conveniently at the same time you were done
vetinar1
Get A shooter test done for yourself before anything else.
MisanthropicAnthropoid
You can have sperm in the tubes for a few months after? Did you get your semen tested to ensure no motile sperm?
MyOcContented
Payback.
argyleninja
Soooo any news?
420dankassnug
Well it looks like I'll have to take a trip to the doc tomorrow and have to tell my wife the news.
StephenBB81
First You go to the Doc and Get tested, THEN you make sure she goes to the Doc and get tested for Ovarian and cervical cancer.
DrSunSnow
Before you accuse.... Vasectomies have a fail rate of <1%... Small but still possible.
Frozenaccess
First - Vasectomy's can reverse themselves, so it could still be yours. Second - Ovarian and cervical cancer both give false positives
LiveEnDie
It also picks up on testicular cancer as well.
TedTheMan
Cheerful trivia.
merdock379
Damn this comment is like a fucking ray or sunshine. Even I feel better after this.
Frozenaccess
so make sure she's checked for that too just in case. If you prove to truly be sterile and she has no cancer, then get upset.
BeansForShort
Fuck. Listen to this person only.
DoubleDickDonkey
What if he's not sterile AND she has cancer?
Ifixthingsthatdestroyotherthings
Win win!
Frozenaccess
That would be pretty awful
Frozenaccess
So I suppose be upset about the wife having cancer too.