Aug 16, 2017 5:21 PM
loki747
254645
6939
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ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
Are all old people gonna look this rad in the future?
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
+3 on Will saves, +4 awareness, restricted to light side use only
NecromancyandChill
Soldier 76 in real life
Dynomyk3
The later years
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
Lowkey Borg.
BabyGerald
Soldier 76 taking advantage of the senior discount.
Reubensandwichthe1st
mak10z
according to Snow Crash that man is a Gargoyle
HaveAKnifeDay
damn Cyclops hasn't aged well
katiethegreat
hanging out in the Oasis.
Seanana
Damn you beat me to it!!
imgurmage
What is that device? I sorta want one just because of the way it looks.
halfchewedcaramel
it lets you watch cory in the house free of charge
BirdmanSucked
Ready Player One Hundred
ImMoreThanJustAHammer
Ready player one is a reality now
12hythm
No way that's not harmful to your eyes
Panda4hire
The future is now.
MikePrato
Ready Player One
TheGroupWBench
TheRoadOfExcessLeadsToThePalaceOfWisdom
Geordski la Forgeski
HisNameIsDan
Reading Rainbow!
SpamYarBlockers
Best crossover tv episode ever
AnorocTastic
We're all soldiers now.
YakshaTheYakshini
.Ready.Player.One.
DarkAceIV
I've got you In my sights!
monkeymonkeyf
hammersquirrel
Smart Goggles linked to his Ares Predator
PhallicDischarge
I wonder what he's watching
43rdpresident
Midget porn.
It's possible
CheshirePhoenix
HE'S GOT YOU IN HIS SIGHTS
circlebreaker
DontTazeMeBrah
http://imgur.com/jQLTdmp
Comin' right up, bub.
myr14d
He looks like he came out of Ghost in the Shell.
MerToo
best candidate to play Judge Dredd yet.
shaun894
I was thinking ready player one
Movietimeme
I was thinking "snow crash".
LeeeeroyPorkins
The good one
IwishIwasNeverBorn
v
fakesugar
Mfw I'm done with a hooker in Thailand.
ThisIsNotEA
She looks Thai to you?
candiedhotdogs
C0mtraya
StormtrooperFKD47
*epic gitar riff* Omnics dont surf.
usersubbordercontrol
What's the original?..
Boo132005
Overwatch Animated Short 'Hero'
ThatOneDemon
A grenade. Soldier dad is brutal
EvilMadMonk
dont forget that he carved "you're adopted" in it with his knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRRupAM4DI
RedgarRedbeard
that's Sombra, isn't it?
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
No
the girl, not soldier 76
jsktrogdor
Someone who doesnt know that Blizzard has produced an amazing pixar-esque short film series? They even made a game based on it!
[deleted]
jackdouglass
DisgruntledPengu
No I half read a comment and replied idiotically and this is my punishment
It's a joke. It's a joke Chris Metzen made when they announced it. "Now I know some of you are asking yourselves: Is there a game??"
Polaristars
No no no they made a TV show that was influenced by the manga.
Roggerman12
Look at this idiot never even read the LN. That is where the good story is.
Tassyr
What is that thing?
LordCommanderofUsersub
It's a Holoband.
MultiGamer
Jesus dude, they're called old people? Don't be so rude!
LauraKickass
https://youtu.be/ON3e7ZjPfHk
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
Darude Sandstorm
a Q
snakeoilsalesman
Something to wear on the subway if you want all your stuff to be stolen.
ArrowheadCosplay
A grandad
AbridgedKirito
A tactical visor
MarvLarv
It lets blind people see, I believe its called the Jordi (spelling?) Like the stsr trec guy.
RobertNAdams
* Geordi. And it's called the VISOR (Visual Instrument and Sensory Organ Replacement): http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/VISOR
PunchesAreNotHugs
You are correct. I have a friend who is trying to get one.
TurdSlynger
It sees through clothing. Women hate him.
BoomRoatsed
Got it in the back of a Boys Life magazine
mcstreetz
This shocks me!
Priziim
You won't believe what happens next...
BadBull
I think it's called "hochyoo virtual screen"
Gesundheit.
eazolan
80-inch high-definition resolution (720 * 540), you can insert the broadcast card, user-friendly design of the mirror legs, 1/2
you can remove the use of distribution straps, so you more enjoyable large. 2/2
TheFabulousFuehrer
Upvoted since I wanna know too
OsloThaBear
I used to swim competitively and we used these to visualize swimming from under water to improve technique. We then swam with blackout goggs
Goggs=goggles. It helped me quite a bit, essentially they are mobile glasses that can play audio & video.
Supernintendont
The Oasis
Sobrukai
You my friend are amazing.
Jdk2244
Where are his haptic gloves?
ValHollaRie
Wish I could up vote this twice
SwirlyMcGirly
I still can't figure out how the fully interactive haptic suit is going to work. For research purposes.
Gotta get inside the Oasis hole *lenny*
DerpyBabu
Yeeeeessss
ArentWetheWaggies
Looks like a visual (vision) prosthetic...? A fake eye that makes you see...
TokenBlindGuy
Could be the Orion, it's the latest visual prosthetic. The ear bud might be to tell the person wearing it what your seeing?
Could match the audio with the motion of the mouth. The time it would take to process visual would have delay
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
Does the earbud help you fake hear?
No but they do have visual prosthetics that will identify words and read to you.
Sounds like something my wife needs. Or just a filter between her brain and mouth
Hizoran
Yes. Obviously.
PeterMerkin
What? I can't see or hear you. Where am I?
Certainly a computer that can process and regenerate visual stimuli could play an MP3 or similar
IndigoNeko
Virtual Private Theater System. Found it with a quick google search.
denwerism
Thanks
McGreed
Looks cool, but doesn't seem that technically great, low resolution and low memory. Sure, can upgrade to 32 gb but that isn't much.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
TBH, all i want is the shell.
tornadosandwich
I used to have something like that a decade ago. It plugged into a portable DVD player the size of a discman or you could use an iPod video
randomplaceholder
Media files formated for mobile devices are usually around 700 MB for a ~2h video. Plenty of space
GadenKerensky
Someone that old would be used to low-resolution.
gamblemandem
He's probably asleep anyway.
Knillis
Well that's not nice
ImGonnaRickRollYou
I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS.
kawaiikittyDICK
Resistance... neutralized.
Enemy soldier
fucboideluxe
I've still got it.
NeverGetsTheNuke
STAY FROSTY
DoublevBomb
Somebody made this a while ago:
And I made this today:
My god. He is a true dad.
PrivateOstrich242
Young punks. GET OFF MY LAWN
AdirtybadgerFart
Tactical flat cap activated
metaspy
Solder is 76
TrapsArentGay
WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW
TheToughestGuyInLetterkenny
I was gonna upvote this, but its at 76 points right now...
THE WAR GOES ON
finstad4
YOUNG PUNKS...GET OFF MY LAWN!
trackthelost
THIS SHIT AIN'T OVER YET
Epsilon025
COME OVER HERE AND GET HEALED UP!
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
THE ROOSTER CROWS AT MIDNIGHT (from Chinese New Year)
namiasdf
It is truly satisfying to kill a soldier when he's ulti'd. There is no better way to establish dominance over who has better aim.
Momocrisps
The most satisfying this ever is to kill an ulting enemy with Genji's Deflect. Did it once to Tank Bastion.
thraxcres
Then he kills you across map with 3 bullets and a rocket that travels around the earth then hits you
PudgyPinkiePie
*kill a soldier with High Noon
WhyEvenName
Accurate description
*Kills a Soldier with RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAO
ZuIthar
*make them both useless with defense matrix
jsnforce
Really? His ult is only ever useful against Pharah for me, as his gun damage/magazine size stays the same.
Fuck up the merecy my man. Nothing better than aimbotting the fast as fuck heros
Geoffron
And massively speeds up reload time and removes damage falloff and if you didn't know that I don't think you're as good as you think you are
When did I say I was a good player? I'm a filthy casual.
Reload time is literally 0, so he just gets to aim bot with some of the highest DPS in the game. Normally you use it to dive behind their
Rein and shoot down their squishies.
I've been playing wrong then. I always just fire into the closest group yelling "SUPPRESSING FIRE!!!"
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
Are all old people gonna look this rad in the future?
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
+3 on Will saves, +4 awareness, restricted to light side use only
NecromancyandChill
Soldier 76 in real life
Dynomyk3
The later years
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
Lowkey Borg.
BabyGerald
Soldier 76 taking advantage of the senior discount.
Reubensandwichthe1st
mak10z
according to Snow Crash that man is a Gargoyle
HaveAKnifeDay
damn Cyclops hasn't aged well
katiethegreat
hanging out in the Oasis.
Seanana
Damn you beat me to it!!
imgurmage
What is that device? I sorta want one just because of the way it looks.
halfchewedcaramel
it lets you watch cory in the house free of charge
BirdmanSucked
Ready Player One Hundred
ImMoreThanJustAHammer
Ready player one is a reality now
12hythm
No way that's not harmful to your eyes
Panda4hire
The future is now.
MikePrato
Ready Player One
TheGroupWBench
TheRoadOfExcessLeadsToThePalaceOfWisdom
Geordski la Forgeski
HisNameIsDan
Reading Rainbow!
SpamYarBlockers
Best crossover tv episode ever
AnorocTastic
We're all soldiers now.
YakshaTheYakshini
.Ready.Player.One.
DarkAceIV
I've got you In my sights!
monkeymonkeyf
hammersquirrel
Smart Goggles linked to his Ares Predator
PhallicDischarge
I wonder what he's watching
43rdpresident
Midget porn.
PhallicDischarge
It's possible
CheshirePhoenix
HE'S GOT YOU IN HIS SIGHTS
circlebreaker
DontTazeMeBrah
http://imgur.com/jQLTdmp
circlebreaker
Comin' right up, bub.
myr14d
He looks like he came out of Ghost in the Shell.
MerToo
best candidate to play Judge Dredd yet.
shaun894
I was thinking ready player one
Movietimeme
I was thinking "snow crash".
LeeeeroyPorkins
The good one
IwishIwasNeverBorn
fakesugar
Mfw I'm done with a hooker in Thailand.
ThisIsNotEA
She looks Thai to you?
candiedhotdogs
We're all soldiers now.
C0mtraya
StormtrooperFKD47
*epic gitar riff* Omnics dont surf.
usersubbordercontrol
What's the original?..
Boo132005
Overwatch Animated Short 'Hero'
ThatOneDemon
A grenade. Soldier dad is brutal
EvilMadMonk
dont forget that he carved "you're adopted" in it with his knife
IwishIwasNeverBorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRRupAM4DI
RedgarRedbeard
that's Sombra, isn't it?
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
No
RedgarRedbeard
the girl, not soldier 76
jsktrogdor
Someone who doesnt know that Blizzard has produced an amazing pixar-esque short film series? They even made a game based on it!
[deleted]
[deleted]
jackdouglass
DisgruntledPengu
No I half read a comment and replied idiotically and this is my punishment
jsktrogdor
It's a joke. It's a joke Chris Metzen made when they announced it. "Now I know some of you are asking yourselves: Is there a game??"
Polaristars
No no no they made a TV show that was influenced by the manga.
Roggerman12
Look at this idiot never even read the LN. That is where the good story is.
Tassyr
What is that thing?
LordCommanderofUsersub
It's a Holoband.
MultiGamer
Jesus dude, they're called old people? Don't be so rude!
LauraKickass
https://youtu.be/ON3e7ZjPfHk
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
Darude Sandstorm
LeeeeroyPorkins
a Q
snakeoilsalesman
Something to wear on the subway if you want all your stuff to be stolen.
ArrowheadCosplay
A grandad
AbridgedKirito
A tactical visor
MarvLarv
It lets blind people see, I believe its called the Jordi (spelling?) Like the stsr trec guy.
RobertNAdams
* Geordi. And it's called the VISOR (Visual Instrument and Sensory Organ Replacement): http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/VISOR
PunchesAreNotHugs
You are correct. I have a friend who is trying to get one.
TurdSlynger
It sees through clothing. Women hate him.
BoomRoatsed
Got it in the back of a Boys Life magazine
mcstreetz
This shocks me!
Priziim
You won't believe what happens next...
BadBull
I think it's called "hochyoo virtual screen"
RobertNAdams
Gesundheit.
eazolan
80-inch high-definition resolution (720 * 540), you can insert the broadcast card, user-friendly design of the mirror legs, 1/2
eazolan
you can remove the use of distribution straps, so you more enjoyable large. 2/2
TheFabulousFuehrer
Upvoted since I wanna know too
OsloThaBear
I used to swim competitively and we used these to visualize swimming from under water to improve technique. We then swam with blackout goggs
OsloThaBear
Goggs=goggles. It helped me quite a bit, essentially they are mobile glasses that can play audio & video.
Supernintendont
The Oasis
Sobrukai
You my friend are amazing.
Jdk2244
Where are his haptic gloves?
ValHollaRie
Wish I could up vote this twice
SwirlyMcGirly
I still can't figure out how the fully interactive haptic suit is going to work. For research purposes.
AbridgedKirito
Gotta get inside the Oasis hole *lenny*
DerpyBabu
Yeeeeessss
ArentWetheWaggies
Looks like a visual (vision) prosthetic...? A fake eye that makes you see...
TokenBlindGuy
Could be the Orion, it's the latest visual prosthetic. The ear bud might be to tell the person wearing it what your seeing?
ArentWetheWaggies
Could match the audio with the motion of the mouth. The time it would take to process visual would have delay
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
Does the earbud help you fake hear?
TokenBlindGuy
No but they do have visual prosthetics that will identify words and read to you.
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
Sounds like something my wife needs. Or just a filter between her brain and mouth
Hizoran
Yes. Obviously.
PeterMerkin
What? I can't see or hear you. Where am I?
ArentWetheWaggies
Certainly a computer that can process and regenerate visual stimuli could play an MP3 or similar
ArentWetheWaggies
IndigoNeko
Virtual Private Theater System. Found it with a quick google search.
denwerism
Thanks
McGreed
Looks cool, but doesn't seem that technically great, low resolution and low memory. Sure, can upgrade to 32 gb but that isn't much.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
TBH, all i want is the shell.
tornadosandwich
I used to have something like that a decade ago. It plugged into a portable DVD player the size of a discman or you could use an iPod video
randomplaceholder
Media files formated for mobile devices are usually around 700 MB for a ~2h video. Plenty of space
GadenKerensky
Someone that old would be used to low-resolution.
gamblemandem
He's probably asleep anyway.
Knillis
Well that's not nice
ImGonnaRickRollYou
I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS.
kawaiikittyDICK
Resistance... neutralized.
AbridgedKirito
Enemy soldier
fucboideluxe
I've still got it.
NeverGetsTheNuke
STAY FROSTY
DoublevBomb
Somebody made this a while ago:
DoublevBomb
And I made this today:
ImGonnaRickRollYou
My god. He is a true dad.
PrivateOstrich242
Young punks. GET OFF MY LAWN
AdirtybadgerFart
Tactical flat cap activated
metaspy
Solder is 76
C0mtraya
TrapsArentGay
WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW
TheToughestGuyInLetterkenny
I was gonna upvote this, but its at 76 points right now...
LeeeeroyPorkins
THE WAR GOES ON
finstad4
YOUNG PUNKS...GET OFF MY LAWN!
trackthelost
THIS SHIT AIN'T OVER YET
Epsilon025
COME OVER HERE AND GET HEALED UP!
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
THE ROOSTER CROWS AT MIDNIGHT (from Chinese New Year)
namiasdf
It is truly satisfying to kill a soldier when he's ulti'd. There is no better way to establish dominance over who has better aim.
Momocrisps
The most satisfying this ever is to kill an ulting enemy with Genji's Deflect. Did it once to Tank Bastion.
thraxcres
Then he kills you across map with 3 bullets and a rocket that travels around the earth then hits you
PudgyPinkiePie
*kill a soldier with High Noon
WhyEvenName
Accurate description
ImGonnaRickRollYou
*Kills a Soldier with RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAO
ZuIthar
*make them both useless with defense matrix
jsnforce
Really? His ult is only ever useful against Pharah for me, as his gun damage/magazine size stays the same.
thraxcres
Fuck up the merecy my man. Nothing better than aimbotting the fast as fuck heros
Geoffron
And massively speeds up reload time and removes damage falloff and if you didn't know that I don't think you're as good as you think you are
jsnforce
When did I say I was a good player? I'm a filthy casual.
namiasdf
Reload time is literally 0, so he just gets to aim bot with some of the highest DPS in the game. Normally you use it to dive behind their
namiasdf
Rein and shoot down their squishies.
jsnforce
I've been playing wrong then. I always just fire into the closest group yelling "SUPPRESSING FIRE!!!"