We're all dads now.

Aug 16, 2017 5:21 PM

loki747

Views

254645

Likes

6939

Dislikes

97

Are all old people gonna look this rad in the future?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

+3 on Will saves, +4 awareness, restricted to light side use only

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soldier 76 in real life

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The later years

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lowkey Borg.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Soldier 76 taking advantage of the senior discount.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

according to Snow Crash that man is a Gargoyle

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

damn Cyclops hasn't aged well

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hanging out in the Oasis.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Damn you beat me to it!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is that device? I sorta want one just because of the way it looks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it lets you watch cory in the house free of charge

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ready Player One Hundred

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ready player one is a reality now

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No way that's not harmful to your eyes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The future is now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ready Player One

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 354 Dislikes 1

Geordski la Forgeski

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Reading Rainbow!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Best crossover tv episode ever

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're all soldiers now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.Ready.Player.One.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I've got you In my sights!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smart Goggles linked to his Ares Predator

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder what he's watching

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Midget porn.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's possible

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HE'S GOT YOU IN HIS SIGHTS

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/jQLTdmp

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Comin' right up, bub.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He looks like he came out of Ghost in the Shell.

8 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 2

best candidate to play Judge Dredd yet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking ready player one

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was thinking "snow crash".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The good one

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

v

8 years ago | Likes 851 Dislikes 10

Mfw I'm done with a hooker in Thailand.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

She looks Thai to you?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

We're all soldiers now.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

*epic gitar riff* Omnics dont surf.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's the original?..

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

Overwatch Animated Short 'Hero'

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A grenade. Soldier dad is brutal

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 5

dont forget that he carved "you're adopted" in it with his knife

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

that's Sombra, isn't it?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the girl, not soldier 76

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone who doesnt know that Blizzard has produced an amazing pixar-esque short film series? They even made a game based on it!

8 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 5

[deleted]

[deleted]

8 years ago (deleted Nov 2, 2017 2:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No I half read a comment and replied idiotically and this is my punishment

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a joke. It's a joke Chris Metzen made when they announced it. "Now I know some of you are asking yourselves: Is there a game??"

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

No no no they made a TV show that was influenced by the manga.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Look at this idiot never even read the LN. That is where the good story is.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is that thing?

8 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 3

It's a Holoband.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus dude, they're called old people? Don't be so rude!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Darude Sandstorm

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a Q

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something to wear on the subway if you want all your stuff to be stolen.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A grandad

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A tactical visor

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

It lets blind people see, I believe its called the Jordi (spelling?) Like the stsr trec guy.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

* Geordi. And it's called the VISOR (Visual Instrument and Sensory Organ Replacement): http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/VISOR

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are correct. I have a friend who is trying to get one.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It sees through clothing. Women hate him.

8 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

Got it in the back of a Boys Life magazine

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This shocks me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You won't believe what happens next...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's called "hochyoo virtual screen"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gesundheit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

80-inch high-definition resolution (720 * 540), you can insert the broadcast card, user-friendly design of the mirror legs, 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you can remove the use of distribution straps, so you more enjoyable large. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvoted since I wanna know too

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I used to swim competitively and we used these to visualize swimming from under water to improve technique. We then swam with blackout goggs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goggs=goggles. It helped me quite a bit, essentially they are mobile glasses that can play audio & video.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Oasis

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

You my friend are amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are his haptic gloves?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wish I could up vote this twice

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still can't figure out how the fully interactive haptic suit is going to work. For research purposes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta get inside the Oasis hole *lenny*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeeeeessss

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a visual (vision) prosthetic...? A fake eye that makes you see...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 17

Could be the Orion, it's the latest visual prosthetic. The ear bud might be to tell the person wearing it what your seeing?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could match the audio with the motion of the mouth. The time it would take to process visual would have delay

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does the earbud help you fake hear?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No but they do have visual prosthetics that will identify words and read to you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like something my wife needs. Or just a filter between her brain and mouth

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Obviously.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What? I can't see or hear you. Where am I?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Certainly a computer that can process and regenerate visual stimuli could play an MP3 or similar

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Virtual Private Theater System. Found it with a quick google search.

8 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 1

Thanks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks cool, but doesn't seem that technically great, low resolution and low memory. Sure, can upgrade to 32 gb but that isn't much.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

TBH, all i want is the shell.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to have something like that a decade ago. It plugged into a portable DVD player the size of a discman or you could use an iPod video

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Media files formated for mobile devices are usually around 700 MB for a ~2h video. Plenty of space

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Someone that old would be used to low-resolution.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

He's probably asleep anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well that's not nice

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS.

8 years ago | Likes 1225 Dislikes 10

Resistance... neutralized.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enemy soldier

8 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

I've still got it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

STAY FROSTY

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somebody made this a while ago:

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

And I made this today:

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

My god. He is a true dad.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Young punks. GET OFF MY LAWN

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Tactical flat cap activated

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Solder is 76

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW

8 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 2

I was gonna upvote this, but its at 76 points right now...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THE WAR GOES ON

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

YOUNG PUNKS...GET OFF MY LAWN!

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

THIS SHIT AIN'T OVER YET

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

COME OVER HERE AND GET HEALED UP!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

THE ROOSTER CROWS AT MIDNIGHT (from Chinese New Year)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is truly satisfying to kill a soldier when he's ulti'd. There is no better way to establish dominance over who has better aim.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

The most satisfying this ever is to kill an ulting enemy with Genji's Deflect. Did it once to Tank Bastion.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then he kills you across map with 3 bullets and a rocket that travels around the earth then hits you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*kill a soldier with High Noon

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Accurate description

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Kills a Soldier with RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAO

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*make them both useless with defense matrix

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really? His ult is only ever useful against Pharah for me, as his gun damage/magazine size stays the same.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck up the merecy my man. Nothing better than aimbotting the fast as fuck heros

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And massively speeds up reload time and removes damage falloff and if you didn't know that I don't think you're as good as you think you are

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When did I say I was a good player? I'm a filthy casual.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reload time is literally 0, so he just gets to aim bot with some of the highest DPS in the game. Normally you use it to dive behind their

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Rein and shoot down their squishies.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've been playing wrong then. I always just fire into the closest group yelling "SUPPRESSING FIRE!!!"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0