leveynco
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This is a Worm I found on the golf course today...
My Attempt at getting a bit of a scale for you
Didn't have a Banana
Close up to show that this thing is a worm and not just another snake (I'm sure there's some rationale explanation for this abomination but I'll be damned if I know it)
Samcraig
The Spice must flow...
JoeBobBriggs
Put..Put it in your butt.
globogym1988
https://giantbomb1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/scale_small/0/6127/187806-earthwormjim.jpg
anoldiebutagoodie
Was going to say Gippsland, but then I saw Joondalup on the cart. The Gippy worms are bigger though!
reduglie
Apparently, in Australia, you can go play golf without a banana. Lawless bastards!
xwing420cookiemonster
That's a tiny hand, I need a banana for scale
Daeyelle
I thought title said anus for a second
Nchalada
@op, they get bigger in Korumburra, Vic. Just so you know :)
hitailit
Worm is gonna fish... bait
cheesegr8r
@op we live behind joondalup golf course did you get wet today ????
leveynco
Yeah sure did :( not the best golfing weather haha
BrownskinOriental
If it rains and too much water on the ground, they get big like that and try to get to dry land to get rid of the water. They're drowning.
theitinerantnaturalist
@themajesticharpyeagle
LordOsiris
jimofoz
It's deadly poisonous right? Everything is Australia is deadly poisonous.
LurkerOfDarkness
Other could be venomous instead.
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
Be sure to always carry a banana for the use of measurement
l8rz
I quite like golf cart for scale
Archer5395
I appreciate the escalation as he kept adding more and more things
getoutmahswamp
The Giant Gippsland Worm in Australia can grow up to 10 feet but averages 3.3 feet long.
Agent
Only the most skilled and fearless travellers can ride them
getoutmahswamp
You don't know what you're up against! We're talking about an Alaskan Bull Worm!
DutchSpur
Makes me wonder about Australian tapeworms
leveynco
???? now that is an awful thought
FourDeathSavingThrows
The trick is to not eat the tape raw. Staying completely away from scotch tape, and making sure to well cook the duct tape is the best way.
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
It's the Alaskan Bullworm
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
What do they do?
DirectorBright
Worm stuff
DrCryptid
Honest to god, thought that said breed em big in anus
theitinerantnaturalist
Gippsland worm?
ReturnofthePLK
Nigga that's an Alaskan bullworm
SKELETONMAAAN
Australian bullworm
FuckMeFuckYou
Smh...I actually googled Alaskan bull worm...
OldFarter
That's still small though
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
Way bigger than normal though
FuckMeFuckYou
If that's small, I'd hate to see the worms you consider big.
RigoryMorty
Derptator
Looks like something out of a movie!
LMeire
ijustthrewupinmymouth
I am whelmed
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Not unusual for a worm to be that size. It is unusual to find one though. Extra unusual to find one in Joondalup.
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
With all the rain of late, worms come up to the surface.
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
They are common to find them that big in Gippsland Victoria Though
tgiaa
Joondalup! Western Australia! Argh!
cuntybumsox
I was gonna say it was Gippsland, but then saw the Joondalup buggy and went - well fuck.
ellywashere
Oh my god of course it's in Perth. Excuse my while I go make my house completely airtight.
AgamemnonsMemes
They're already in there man....
TheLummox
Oregon?
ilitirit
Australia? So it can kill you?
DougDeNasty
Actually this was from Perfection, Nevada. Melvin Plug built an Australian themed golf course there.
AUSMCMLXXXV
Is there a Perth, Western Australia in Perfection Nevada too?
Quaxx
It will crawl up your butt and eat you from inside!
OverMyDadBody
You should not even touch their photos on your screen
NyQuilDaydream
Only if you have dirt under your fingernails, they need soil to penetrate!
Gixxerguy
I dunno, I'm Australian and I'll penetrate, whether they've soiled themselves or not
WillJeSuis
You don't say...*rubs dirt around anus*
Mxlespxles
PuttingTheSensualBackInNonconsensual
You want the worm in ya butt?
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Death Island
spitfires2000
This is just the one you saw. Think about that.
CmfMttnPpl
Ever seen dune?
Vilespring
The spice must flow.
Mxlespxles
Totallyscrewedinaustin
I was horrified but I couldn't look away...
irlborat
skipperpop2525
This is completely accurate and makes me very uncomfortable
MrPippin42
Had to read that twice. Though it said "We breed em Big in Anus"
TheHardestArtery
Same.
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
nihilistdad
They should rename the continent to Anustralia, considering it's location down under.
Serverdamager
Same here. I was disturbed. And disappointed.
barbwyre59
Shame
AGremlinWithALicoriceDispenser
Ditto
Blubbll
lol same
Puppydonkeybaby
Sem
IwillrateyourDeckBobandVagenePics
same
Ghostofcats
Same here, thought it was a tapeworm
barbwyre59
You can probably google that phrase and find something. I'm not brave enough
ImhotepofDjoser
You can. Gay porn. Breeding. It's a thing.
ftwcode
same
justsatherelistening
Or it's a normal sized worm and you have tiny child hands and drive a smaller golf kart so your hands can operate the steering wheel.
arrowmacx
This is an acceptable explanation. Now, explain the spiders.
TeddyBearWitch
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/217/711/afd.jpg_large
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JeepersMedia
Awww, Donald Trump stroking his only access to pussy
PoppinLochNessHopster
Isn't it a normal sized species of giant earthworm? Not a giant normal earthworm?
TheShogunMustGoOn
Tiny hands? Golf course? Mr. President?
shreddedking
he has trump hands?
dragonfliesfantasize
They've got tons of those golf carts at Mar-a-lago. They're the best carts
Retromorphic
Indeed. I need a banana for scale
SimonAmes
I was literally going to say the same thing
bismarcksd
https://imgur.com/Urp8ExA
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Kevin Bacon would take no shit from that
AnnoyedLynx
That's why you always need to carry a scale around!
SalisburyShuffle
Is that a scale in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
AnnoyedLynx
TeddyBearWitch
TeddyBearWitch
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/022/138/reece.JPG
iDontKnowAllYourSecrets
With no banana, it's impossible to tell
TeddyBearWitch
I was expecting this to be the first, honestly: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/022/138/reece.JPG
leveynco
Haha if this was the case I should've been more creative than just a giant worm, next up giant Kookaburras !
indiancheeseterror
That's exactly what you'd like us to think!
Californiaburritosareamazinghaveyoueverhadone
You can just show us regular sized kookaburras. I wouldn't be mad.
leveynco
goodisunpopular
We're not going to believe any of these are giants without a banana.
NeatoBuilds
IChangeMyNameToMakeMyselfRelevantForUpvotes
They are same size.
NinjaCongo
Banana sized.
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RampagingBanana
WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK ON THAT
tehPhreakmang
That's what she said