Jan 28, 2021 12:54 PM
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TrialOrc
Olivia!
PunSpawn
Every wrong answer on Jeopardy is a stupid question.
IMainReinhardt
There are no stupid questions. However there are stupid people
deathdealerjason365
Ok jermie bout to beat down
Coreation
But...they're not answers, they're statements.
OreosAreTerrible
No-one asked a question. Jeremy was making statements, not giving answers.
lifeisadadjoke
Fucking Jeremy, it's always fucking Jeremy...
BarakEarlofTrellheim
Staufer
Dang it Matt Bradley!
bendtofall
I came here to say this.
BryanTenn
Jeremy spoke in class today.
iluvplants
I'm old enough to spot a Pearl Jam reference when I see one. ***Eddie Vedder: Hooo Hooo Hooo Hooo***
CowboxScott
I said this when I started teaching again this year, a student asked if it's possible to kick yourself in the head.
Wowter99
This in contrary to fart class.
chefChr1s
Any answer he gives would be wrong because she doesn't ask a question.
copingcabana
I once convinced my art teacher that his name was Alfred Einstein. The whole class said I was trolling, but she believed me.
copperdomebodhi
Yeah, but she didn't ask about 9/11 or the shape of the earth.
Q269
*metaophorically speak
dataengineer
I think it's funny that right-wing nutjobs think every day is art-class and they just got their first Mr. Principle in 4 years.
GalacticLord
We had a rich bully who failed all his classes running the school for the last few years.
its the nerds actual end story. Unfortunately, that means we need to start the story again.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Those weren't answers tho.
philthedoh
Every time I’ve heard an art teacher say this it came with the caveat ‘unless I don’t like it’
TheUseriestName
Yep, we all had a few insufferable pedants who thought it made them geniuses.
kirmes
His last sentence would got him into jail here ;-)
henrikpetersson51
Are you German?
It's illegal in Germany.
I know.
Sxualhrssmntpanda
What, being German!?
Zer0kill622
I teach earth science. If a student argues with me that the earth is flat or dinosaurs are fake, I yell them if they can present me a /1
Convincing argument to either they can have an A and do nothing else all year. So far no takers.
TeaWithGhosts
What career or profession did you have before teaching?
Research. Worked in a lab studying geofluids (magma, water, etc)
Cool, did you come across any interesting knowledge or experiences in your time there?
ink27
None of those are answers, they are statements.
Malikhi
Seriously, are there actually people that deny the Holocaust? I could believe some hateful shit thinking it was a good thing or that it.....
LigerZerosMetalScratchingPost
I’ve seen a few middle eastern government/religious officials deny it during anti-Israel rants.
Yes. And it's always something like... "It didn't happen ... but it sure would have been great if it did!" They'll show you "evidence" 1/3
like "We tested this concrete from Auschwitz that's been out in the rain and wind for sixty years and couldn't find any trace of poison 2/3
gas. Press them, and they'll say, "... oh sure, some Jews died, but no way was it actually six million." 3/3
YoungBlood401
We all know those 72 million people.
TheWeebleWobler
74 million.. Not to mention the people that couldn't vote. Their children.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
ouch
C137MrMeeseeksLookAtMe
“WE WON BY A LOT” “STOP THE STEAL” (while I proceed to steal) WHAT IS HYPOCRISY?!? The leopard tore my face off!
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Lawl
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I mean, he's doing it sarcastically. They actually think this
tchoukiwalimou
this guys know his answer is wrong ...
420senpai
At least they're funny.
YoureABlizzardMary
“ I love the poorly educated”
BahamutBBob
It's more than that. Remember, not everyone votes.
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
and the US doesn't have a monopoly on stupid
JustJoshinya9001
When almost half of the voting population in my country likely believes at least 1 of these 3 things... feels fuckin bad.
samueWebRunner
EvilDuckyMomma
Some of these people are in my family *cough* mom...?
Yikes, I’m sorry. Hopefully she has a moment of clarity and can shake away from the misinformation
Jonnythetrout
Which country and which one?
The United States, and any of the 3. Obviously depends on the person.
To clarify - I’ve heard each of these comments from US citizens, I’m not just assuming. I am aware that not everyone believes these things.
Then why did you say half of the voting population?
Twyll
The Republican party has steadfastly refused to purge Qanon views from its ranks, and all 3 are getting incorporated into Qanon these days.
Because 72 million people voted for trump, whose base tries to suppress fact in favor of their own nonsense. Kinda self explanatory.
hippopoopamoose
9/11 being an inside job or not, politicians and corporations sit around and prey on these disasters so they can move in and take over.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
And how is that relevant to the fact that way too many nutjobs believe these baseless conspiracy theories to be true?
I’m glad you asked this. I was very high when I read the dumb response that guy posted so I just closed the app lol
KiteFlyingPianist
Wait, is that a young H. John Benjamin? I have no idea what show this is.
theonlydude
It's a comedy YouTube channel called Smosh
Imustupvotealltacos
When the teacher says "there's no such thing as stupid questions," I feel like that's fair game to put my hand up
stankginchfurbuger
I'm the teacher who says, "there are no stuoid questions, just stupid people" and wait for the microwaved potatoto stop spinning
ath1337e
"There are no stupid questions, as long as you are genuinely trying to learn."
sdrawkcabmIpleH
Me and my sister having been just that person, I now say: It's a stupid question if you can get the answer easier than the one you ask from.
Raxiel
Up what?
TheZodiacKillerForHumanPresident
There are, however, plenty of inquisitive idiots
Astronomicon99
tbf, these were dumb statements not questions, and I'd rather dumb questions corrected than dumb thoughts left unchecked
But of human stupidity and time available to correct it, the latter one is not the one considered infinite.
trawr13
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
SmackDabInTheMiddleOfTheBlue
Man, it oughta be. I'd kill it on the mayonnaise
maxredspeed3
Wrong. Asking a question because you don't understand is not stupid. Creating a stupid question becuase you're an asshole is antagonistic.
Icouri
In my opinion, the only stupid question is one you knew the answer too.
ShittyComment
I'm a teacher- don't be a cunt
JosephHaley
My dad's go to for that questions is, "Do you pack your lunch or walk to school?" Usually followed by an awkward silence
JerzeeTomato
As a teacher... bring it.
Acmer77
There's only stupid people asking questions.
xenocrisis0153
It's practically an invitation, if not a challenge
imagineacoolnamehere
As a teacher I used to say, not a single student in 9 years of my career came with a stupid question
Bigemedic
It’s a statement of inclusiveness and safety, not a goddam challenge.
BlindGardener
Sez you
I've known a few kids who'd take everything you say as a challenge. I was one of them...
Hankhound
As a teacher I love to say, there are no stupid questions only stupid people :)
Josieandthebeans
No stupid questions just stupid answers (when people are so mean to you for just asking something. A lot of people can't help but ask >_> )
WaxyNips
Mr. Garrison?
angryannotations
Xionis
"There are no stupid questions. Only inquisitive idiots."
mycatToastwasafatasshole
As someone in college, I'm paying to learn. I'm asking questions. If a teacher calls me stupid for clarifying something they're an asshole.
sdfsfsfsgs
You're in college and you've never heard that line?
Chill bruh, it's an icebreaker, humor. It's followed by 10 min about the importance of asking questions and we're all in it together, etc.
Imagine8ion
Heard in college: If you ask a question you might look stupid for a few minutes. Never ask questions, you’ll look stupid your entire life.
Nippledeepinahorse
"The only stupid question is the one you were too scared to ask" is my favourite variation of this sentiment.
If you're the one who asks a dumb question while everyone waits for the lecture to end, you'll sure look stupid to them the rest of the year
But thanks to most lectures being remote nowadays, nobody can see your face if you keep your camera off. Problem solved!
yellowdove
Teacher here. I tell my students the only stupid questions are 1) what are we supposed to be doing? When I’ve gone over it, instructions 1/?
PsychoticSmiley
Bravo! Wish I had a teacher like you spell that out for the attention grabbers.
Are on the board AND on the sheet in front of them & 2) questions specifically designed to derail our learning. These questions get THE LOOK
DarthFutuza
We were very good with the 2nd question in my physics class, we would constantly derail the lesson with questions about blackholes.
Maybe. But a lot of the time those questions actually add to learning and I welcome them :)
Learning to calculate centrifugal forces of a black hole accretion disc was far more interesting than vector calculus.
RoboticKitty
I'm that teacher, what would you ask?
MrSaturday
Why do we not know how bicycles work?
We kind of do. Has to do with center of mass and momentum, but I'm not a professional there. Maybe ask your physics teacher?
Neenjaha
If Sonic and Tails had sex which one would get pragnent?
I believe both are boys, so neither
FuriousBueller
This one: Are there stupid questions??
Macewindow54
Why dose matter attract matter?
Gravitational fields
Right but what about matter makes it project a gravitational field? What properties dose it posess ?
If I pooped in a bowl of Rice Krispies, would it go "snap, crackle, poop?"
Yorghe
This is a statement.
Correct
Is this question rhetorical?
GenghisKhan2020
"Can peanut butter turn into cherry twizzlers?"
Not without equal exchange.
"if you had to single one question that you've ever been asked at gunpoint as stupid, which question would it be?"
NeoHelios
I have minor attention problems, so I get rather anxious that I might make you repeat yourself. BUT... thanks for putting up with us :)
<3
EggFooYung
What happens if i paint my teeth white with nail polish?
Please don't, you might get hurt.
Predicto
how is babby formed
Cells
cforcalvin
if you had a time machine, and you went back in time and killed your grandfather...
My dad was a bastard so probably wouldn't affect too much
Nuclearun
What does the blue side of up taste like?
Can you tell me what 'up' is? Maybe we can go from that.
Definitions vary: What Rick Astley will never give you. The direction opposite the center of gravity of the planet, A Pixar movie that tells
A better love story in 10 minutes than the entire Twilight series. I'll ignore the last one for now, it has blue on it but no blue side.
infernopg
"why do black people steal?", "why are men better than women?" there are more than enough stupid questions honestly
Well some people steal, and better is subjective. Be careful not to deal in absolutes and opinions as facts.
i love how this is downvoted when the point was to make STUPID questions. Some of you are really dense
Mechwarrior719
Why is purple?
BilltheFish
I tell my students there are no stupid *honest* questions.
Noctourn
Exactly, there are stupid troll questions, and if you don't specify honest and relevant, you will get the troll question spam
Thanks, I'm gonna add the relevant part. Seems obvious in hindsight, herpderp.
There are also questions that are just asked before thinking at all.
BishlamekGurpgork
My favorite is "the only stupid questions are the ones you can answer yourself."
SoupCanMan
That is only true if you are looking for direction. People wrongly assume things all the time. That's why Lock Out Tag Out exists.
It treats a wide-open statement to a narrow interpretation, so it's flawed from the start, but it's still my favorite.
GoIIum
"Why do I have to listen to you?" no offense, I'm sure your lessons are worthwhile but that is a honest question some student may have.
BrokenAnimal answered this perfectly, but thankfully I haven't had to deal with this kind of edgelord student. It likely helps that I...
...teach an elective though.
BrokenAnimal
I'm an elementary school teacher, and I'll happily tackle this one. Short answer; you don't. It's not really my problem if you don't. 1/2
Of course, for your sake, I do hope you listen, and possibly even learn something, but at the end of the day I can't force you to learn. 2/2
Madv1lla1n
What would you choose, knob for a nose or nose for a knob?
Nose for a knob...and then make it a push door
If a porpoises average speed is 20km/h and trump sneezes during sping break, how much time is needed for a red elephant?
Asian or african?
Twice as long as it takes a pepperoni fairy to dress the sea in june.
Ask a stupid fucking question, get a stupid fucking answer.
Her point was that "there are no stupid questions" so thank you for confirming that mine was sufficiently stupid to prove that wrong
"are you sure?"
That's actually a wise question.
2oh7Walton
I was gonna go with this one.
Most of the time
1 If you want my honest opinion, just having some answer doesn't make the question less stupid in the same way that pushing dirt under the
2 carpet doesn't make the floor less dirty, it just covers it up.
ManimalMike
If your lover and father switched bodies, and you had to bang one to switch them back, which one would you bang?
zoeelane201
I have SEVERE daddy issues. Maybe it would be therapeutic to fuck him... Question: do I get to be the top in this scenario?
coloredgreyscale
crazymojomonkey
Saw that in a theater...people walked out. Prelude to a Kiss (film)
iCommunicateInGifs
There are no "stupid" questions, but there are inappropriate ones.
Gastroboi
That's a philosophical question. Where the answer isn't really important but the thought process is
celestedrake
I have no lover and am asexual, so I guess now I just have a dad in some random stranger’s body.
DrFunkinstein
Now that’s a classic slow day in the kitchen question. I always say bang your lover in the parents body, you and your partner will be able
So what you're saying is... you want your dad's dick inside you
To talk through why you had to do it and how hard a decision it was and how gross it was blah blah blah. You fuck your mom or dad and that
Relationship is done for good like time to move on and find a new family.
That presumes either of those people are important to me. Would probably leave it with "not my problem." Next question!
Phobetor42
If you had to pick one would you rather only be able to speak in rhymes or only be able to phrase things in the form of a question?
Would you agree that speaking in rhymes would be the better option to take?
Rhymes, I do it as is sometimes!
Morkath
Is this a portent, or unimportant?
densistemurikanen
We're teachers man... Everything is already a question. Rhyming would be cool though. Like some fairy creature
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Oh no, how long has it been?
pretty sure there are cultural subgroups that always end sentences with rising inflection, so question one wouldn't change anything for them
ruferto
you know what they say, "it's double daddy time."
UndeadGopher
My thoughts exactly.
TrialOrc
Olivia!
PunSpawn
Every wrong answer on Jeopardy is a stupid question.
IMainReinhardt
There are no stupid questions. However there are stupid people
deathdealerjason365
Ok jermie bout to beat down
Coreation
But...they're not answers, they're statements.
OreosAreTerrible
No-one asked a question. Jeremy was making statements, not giving answers.
lifeisadadjoke
Fucking Jeremy, it's always fucking Jeremy...
BarakEarlofTrellheim
Staufer
Dang it Matt Bradley!
bendtofall
I came here to say this.
BryanTenn
Jeremy spoke in class today.
iluvplants
I'm old enough to spot a Pearl Jam reference when I see one. ***Eddie Vedder: Hooo Hooo Hooo Hooo***
CowboxScott
I said this when I started teaching again this year, a student asked if it's possible to kick yourself in the head.
Wowter99
This in contrary to fart class.
chefChr1s
Any answer he gives would be wrong because she doesn't ask a question.
copingcabana
I once convinced my art teacher that his name was Alfred Einstein. The whole class said I was trolling, but she believed me.
copperdomebodhi
Yeah, but she didn't ask about 9/11 or the shape of the earth.
Q269
*metaophorically speak
dataengineer
I think it's funny that right-wing nutjobs think every day is art-class and they just got their first Mr. Principle in 4 years.
GalacticLord
We had a rich bully who failed all his classes running the school for the last few years.
dataengineer
its the nerds actual end story. Unfortunately, that means we need to start the story again.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Those weren't answers tho.
philthedoh
Every time I’ve heard an art teacher say this it came with the caveat ‘unless I don’t like it’
TheUseriestName
Yep, we all had a few insufferable pedants who thought it made them geniuses.
kirmes
His last sentence would got him into jail here ;-)
henrikpetersson51
Are you German?
kirmes
It's illegal in Germany.
henrikpetersson51
I know.
Sxualhrssmntpanda
What, being German!?
Zer0kill622
I teach earth science. If a student argues with me that the earth is flat or dinosaurs are fake, I yell them if they can present me a /1
Zer0kill622
Convincing argument to either they can have an A and do nothing else all year. So far no takers.
TeaWithGhosts
What career or profession did you have before teaching?
Zer0kill622
Research. Worked in a lab studying geofluids (magma, water, etc)
TeaWithGhosts
Cool, did you come across any interesting knowledge or experiences in your time there?
ink27
None of those are answers, they are statements.
Malikhi
Seriously, are there actually people that deny the Holocaust? I could believe some hateful shit thinking it was a good thing or that it.....
LigerZerosMetalScratchingPost
I’ve seen a few middle eastern government/religious officials deny it during anti-Israel rants.
copperdomebodhi
Yes. And it's always something like... "It didn't happen ... but it sure would have been great if it did!" They'll show you "evidence" 1/3
copperdomebodhi
like "We tested this concrete from Auschwitz that's been out in the rain and wind for sixty years and couldn't find any trace of poison 2/3
copperdomebodhi
gas. Press them, and they'll say, "... oh sure, some Jews died, but no way was it actually six million." 3/3
YoungBlood401
We all know those 72 million people.
TheWeebleWobler
74 million.. Not to mention the people that couldn't vote. Their children.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
ouch
C137MrMeeseeksLookAtMe
“WE WON BY A LOT” “STOP THE STEAL” (while I proceed to steal) WHAT IS HYPOCRISY?!? The leopard tore my face off!
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Lawl
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I mean, he's doing it sarcastically. They actually think this
tchoukiwalimou
this guys know his answer is wrong ...
420senpai
At least they're funny.
YoureABlizzardMary
BahamutBBob
It's more than that. Remember, not everyone votes.
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
and the US doesn't have a monopoly on stupid
JustJoshinya9001
When almost half of the voting population in my country likely believes at least 1 of these 3 things... feels fuckin bad.
samueWebRunner
EvilDuckyMomma
Some of these people are in my family *cough* mom...?
JustJoshinya9001
Yikes, I’m sorry. Hopefully she has a moment of clarity and can shake away from the misinformation
Jonnythetrout
Which country and which one?
JustJoshinya9001
The United States, and any of the 3. Obviously depends on the person.
JustJoshinya9001
To clarify - I’ve heard each of these comments from US citizens, I’m not just assuming. I am aware that not everyone believes these things.
Jonnythetrout
Then why did you say half of the voting population?
Twyll
The Republican party has steadfastly refused to purge Qanon views from its ranks, and all 3 are getting incorporated into Qanon these days.
JustJoshinya9001
Because 72 million people voted for trump, whose base tries to suppress fact in favor of their own nonsense. Kinda self explanatory.
hippopoopamoose
9/11 being an inside job or not, politicians and corporations sit around and prey on these disasters so they can move in and take over.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
And how is that relevant to the fact that way too many nutjobs believe these baseless conspiracy theories to be true?
JustJoshinya9001
I’m glad you asked this. I was very high when I read the dumb response that guy posted so I just closed the app lol
KiteFlyingPianist
Wait, is that a young H. John Benjamin? I have no idea what show this is.
theonlydude
It's a comedy YouTube channel called Smosh
Imustupvotealltacos
When the teacher says "there's no such thing as stupid questions," I feel like that's fair game to put my hand up
stankginchfurbuger
I'm the teacher who says, "there are no stuoid questions, just stupid people" and wait for the microwaved potatoto stop spinning
ath1337e
"There are no stupid questions, as long as you are genuinely trying to learn."
sdrawkcabmIpleH
Me and my sister having been just that person, I now say: It's a stupid question if you can get the answer easier than the one you ask from.
Raxiel
Up what?
TheZodiacKillerForHumanPresident
There are, however, plenty of inquisitive idiots
Astronomicon99
tbf, these were dumb statements not questions, and I'd rather dumb questions corrected than dumb thoughts left unchecked
sdrawkcabmIpleH
But of human stupidity and time available to correct it, the latter one is not the one considered infinite.
trawr13
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
SmackDabInTheMiddleOfTheBlue
Man, it oughta be. I'd kill it on the mayonnaise
maxredspeed3
Wrong. Asking a question because you don't understand is not stupid. Creating a stupid question becuase you're an asshole is antagonistic.
Icouri
In my opinion, the only stupid question is one you knew the answer too.
ShittyComment
I'm a teacher- don't be a cunt
JosephHaley
My dad's go to for that questions is, "Do you pack your lunch or walk to school?" Usually followed by an awkward silence
JerzeeTomato
As a teacher... bring it.
Acmer77
There's only stupid people asking questions.
xenocrisis0153
It's practically an invitation, if not a challenge
imagineacoolnamehere
As a teacher I used to say, not a single student in 9 years of my career came with a stupid question
Bigemedic
It’s a statement of inclusiveness and safety, not a goddam challenge.
BlindGardener
Sez you
sdrawkcabmIpleH
I've known a few kids who'd take everything you say as a challenge. I was one of them...
Hankhound
As a teacher I love to say, there are no stupid questions only stupid people :)
Josieandthebeans
No stupid questions just stupid answers (when people are so mean to you for just asking something. A lot of people can't help but ask >_> )
WaxyNips
Mr. Garrison?
angryannotations
Xionis
"There are no stupid questions. Only inquisitive idiots."
mycatToastwasafatasshole
As someone in college, I'm paying to learn. I'm asking questions. If a teacher calls me stupid for clarifying something they're an asshole.
sdfsfsfsgs
You're in college and you've never heard that line?
Hankhound
Chill bruh, it's an icebreaker, humor. It's followed by 10 min about the importance of asking questions and we're all in it together, etc.
Imagine8ion
Heard in college: If you ask a question you might look stupid for a few minutes. Never ask questions, you’ll look stupid your entire life.
Nippledeepinahorse
"The only stupid question is the one you were too scared to ask" is my favourite variation of this sentiment.
sdrawkcabmIpleH
If you're the one who asks a dumb question while everyone waits for the lecture to end, you'll sure look stupid to them the rest of the year
sdrawkcabmIpleH
But thanks to most lectures being remote nowadays, nobody can see your face if you keep your camera off. Problem solved!
yellowdove
Teacher here. I tell my students the only stupid questions are 1) what are we supposed to be doing? When I’ve gone over it, instructions 1/?
PsychoticSmiley
Bravo! Wish I had a teacher like you spell that out for the attention grabbers.
yellowdove
Are on the board AND on the sheet in front of them & 2) questions specifically designed to derail our learning. These questions get THE LOOK
DarthFutuza
We were very good with the 2nd question in my physics class, we would constantly derail the lesson with questions about blackholes.
yellowdove
Maybe. But a lot of the time those questions actually add to learning and I welcome them :)
DarthFutuza
Learning to calculate centrifugal forces of a black hole accretion disc was far more interesting than vector calculus.
RoboticKitty
I'm that teacher, what would you ask?
MrSaturday
Why do we not know how bicycles work?
RoboticKitty
We kind of do. Has to do with center of mass and momentum, but I'm not a professional there. Maybe ask your physics teacher?
Neenjaha
If Sonic and Tails had sex which one would get pragnent?
RoboticKitty
I believe both are boys, so neither
FuriousBueller
This one: Are there stupid questions??
Macewindow54
Why dose matter attract matter?
RoboticKitty
Gravitational fields
Macewindow54
Right but what about matter makes it project a gravitational field? What properties dose it posess ?
Imustupvotealltacos
If I pooped in a bowl of Rice Krispies, would it go "snap, crackle, poop?"
Yorghe
This is a statement.
RoboticKitty
Correct
Nippledeepinahorse
Is this question rhetorical?
GenghisKhan2020
"Can peanut butter turn into cherry twizzlers?"
RoboticKitty
Not without equal exchange.
BlindGardener
"if you had to single one question that you've ever been asked at gunpoint as stupid, which question would it be?"
NeoHelios
I have minor attention problems, so I get rather anxious that I might make you repeat yourself. BUT... thanks for putting up with us :)
RoboticKitty
<3
EggFooYung
What happens if i paint my teeth white with nail polish?
RoboticKitty
Please don't, you might get hurt.
Predicto
how is babby formed
RoboticKitty
Cells
cforcalvin
if you had a time machine, and you went back in time and killed your grandfather...
RoboticKitty
My dad was a bastard so probably wouldn't affect too much
Nuclearun
What does the blue side of up taste like?
RoboticKitty
Can you tell me what 'up' is? Maybe we can go from that.
Nuclearun
Definitions vary: What Rick Astley will never give you. The direction opposite the center of gravity of the planet, A Pixar movie that tells
Nuclearun
A better love story in 10 minutes than the entire Twilight series. I'll ignore the last one for now, it has blue on it but no blue side.
infernopg
"why do black people steal?", "why are men better than women?" there are more than enough stupid questions honestly
RoboticKitty
Well some people steal, and better is subjective. Be careful not to deal in absolutes and opinions as facts.
infernopg
i love how this is downvoted when the point was to make STUPID questions. Some of you are really dense
Mechwarrior719
Why is purple?
BilltheFish
I tell my students there are no stupid *honest* questions.
Noctourn
Exactly, there are stupid troll questions, and if you don't specify honest and relevant, you will get the troll question spam
BilltheFish
Thanks, I'm gonna add the relevant part. Seems obvious in hindsight, herpderp.
sdrawkcabmIpleH
There are also questions that are just asked before thinking at all.
BishlamekGurpgork
My favorite is "the only stupid questions are the ones you can answer yourself."
SoupCanMan
That is only true if you are looking for direction. People wrongly assume things all the time. That's why Lock Out Tag Out exists.
BishlamekGurpgork
It treats a wide-open statement to a narrow interpretation, so it's flawed from the start, but it's still my favorite.
GoIIum
"Why do I have to listen to you?" no offense, I'm sure your lessons are worthwhile but that is a honest question some student may have.
BilltheFish
BrokenAnimal answered this perfectly, but thankfully I haven't had to deal with this kind of edgelord student. It likely helps that I...
BilltheFish
...teach an elective though.
BrokenAnimal
I'm an elementary school teacher, and I'll happily tackle this one. Short answer; you don't. It's not really my problem if you don't. 1/2
BrokenAnimal
Of course, for your sake, I do hope you listen, and possibly even learn something, but at the end of the day I can't force you to learn. 2/2
Madv1lla1n
What would you choose, knob for a nose or nose for a knob?
RoboticKitty
Nose for a knob...and then make it a push door
infernopg
If a porpoises average speed is 20km/h and trump sneezes during sping break, how much time is needed for a red elephant?
RoboticKitty
Asian or african?
Nippledeepinahorse
Twice as long as it takes a pepperoni fairy to dress the sea in june.
Nippledeepinahorse
Ask a stupid fucking question, get a stupid fucking answer.
infernopg
Her point was that "there are no stupid questions" so thank you for confirming that mine was sufficiently stupid to prove that wrong
infernopg
"are you sure?"
sdrawkcabmIpleH
That's actually a wise question.
2oh7Walton
I was gonna go with this one.
RoboticKitty
Most of the time
infernopg
1 If you want my honest opinion, just having some answer doesn't make the question less stupid in the same way that pushing dirt under the
infernopg
2 carpet doesn't make the floor less dirty, it just covers it up.
ManimalMike
If your lover and father switched bodies, and you had to bang one to switch them back, which one would you bang?
zoeelane201
I have SEVERE daddy issues. Maybe it would be therapeutic to fuck him... Question: do I get to be the top in this scenario?
coloredgreyscale
crazymojomonkey
Saw that in a theater...people walked out. Prelude to a Kiss (film)
iCommunicateInGifs
JerzeeTomato
There are no "stupid" questions, but there are inappropriate ones.
Gastroboi
Icouri
That's a philosophical question. Where the answer isn't really important but the thought process is
celestedrake
I have no lover and am asexual, so I guess now I just have a dad in some random stranger’s body.
DrFunkinstein
Now that’s a classic slow day in the kitchen question. I always say bang your lover in the parents body, you and your partner will be able
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
So what you're saying is... you want your dad's dick inside you
DrFunkinstein
To talk through why you had to do it and how hard a decision it was and how gross it was blah blah blah. You fuck your mom or dad and that
DrFunkinstein
Relationship is done for good like time to move on and find a new family.
RoboticKitty
That presumes either of those people are important to me. Would probably leave it with "not my problem." Next question!
Phobetor42
If you had to pick one would you rather only be able to speak in rhymes or only be able to phrase things in the form of a question?
coloredgreyscale
Would you agree that speaking in rhymes would be the better option to take?
RoboticKitty
Rhymes, I do it as is sometimes!
Morkath
Is this a portent, or unimportant?
densistemurikanen
We're teachers man... Everything is already a question. Rhyming would be cool though. Like some fairy creature
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Oh no, how long has it been?
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
pretty sure there are cultural subgroups that always end sentences with rising inflection, so question one wouldn't change anything for them
ruferto
you know what they say, "it's double daddy time."
ManimalMike
UndeadGopher
My thoughts exactly.