MrHasuu
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Cat Tax
LumburgOR
Hook me up with a Nitrogen sandwich yo.
sweetmesquite
Fluorine looks appropriately crazy.
jdsutton
Someone make this into a card game which teaches the periodic table.
aintnothing
Argon is used in TIG and MIG welding. I hear it's also another gas that can make your voice really deep, opposite of helium.
volatiley
I would like this⤴in HIGH resolution PDF, please 4 someone I know taking first chemistry next semester I shall RIP [print] it. NON LOSSY?
Aimanfire
Boron: http://imgur.com/Lrrk5NP
volatiley
#5 missing U & B http://imgur.com/n7GrzM8
darksamus8
Excuse me? Ununhexium would also a personified drawing.
LoneWolf97
This would make a sweet card game.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
"Credit to artist." ugh you're the worst
openmindedone
How can sodium react in water but is in the sea... Is it because it's in a compound with another element or is that bullshit?
myfoldersareexquisite
YOU ONLY POSTED ONE HUNDRED AND TWELVE?!
bootypirate069
What about unununium?
SoulHeart
I love it actually portrait Francium as liquid since it is. Though not much has seen at once in order to cofirm. Radioactive liquid
AngryPangolin
Krypton ≠ kryptonite
AssPirateVictory
reduce it? Or something chemistry something
GibusMaster
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OoohDas
Love this. Speaking as a biochemist
volatiley
I tried speaking loudly as a biochemist. Love formula lacking clarity. LaTeX?
Polygrammar
What element does the cat represent? Adorabilium?
volatiley
* elemental ;) magic
nyrrea
Cattaxium
tommytraddles
Boron looks bored. +1
volatiley
Add U, & B to alleviate
volatiley
http://imgur.com/n7GrzM8
IAmCodyProbably
This is awesome but as the internet rules state I must point out flaws. A lot of these really didn't give any idea of what the element does.
carbolicious
Yeah and most are misleading. Nitrogen is usually super inert, but that's not what's mentioned here. Stopped reading after that.
manoz
Is it possible to place Rubidium in Solid Galium? For science! I can think of lot of pranks..
prettyselfexplanatory
With science, anything is possible. Like nuclear bombs and genetically engineered cats
LunaLilly
Wow these are really neat! This would be a much better way to teach the periodic table, honestly. :p
Bucaneer181
what about masses, electron configs, periodic trends, groups, etc, etc?
MrHasuu
right? i would have gotten a higher grade if i had these back when i was in school lol.
Anhor
No you wouldn't since most of it is either wrong, inprecise or just half of the truth.
cheesecakegrinder
K
manoz
Na
MrsSkeltal
Potassium
DVSBSTrD
aloftis
Titanium is uses for bone replacements and they thought it's use in body piercing was more interesting?
SamWinchesterCriesHisWayThroughSex
And it's also Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
Falanxzealot
Or in aerostructures, the hydrogen economy, UV-activated antibacterial materials...
DoctorDoomAndGloom
The illustrator has her degrees in art, not science. Lower your expectations
Falanxzealot
Then I would expect the artwork to be a little better?
DoctorDoomAndGloom
What's wrong with the artwork?
ImgurSins
someone should write a story with God's of science and these being them. cool seeing them interact.
razetherunner
after Media in American Gods, i don't want any more modern incarnations, thank you.
volatiley
And there must being should one like for like words and shit together and all
ImgurSins
?
SgtCookie111
"God" is only capitalised when referring to the Christian God. Otherwise, it's just "god".
ImgurSins
okeday
PartyMagician
After Uranium, they'll all be kinda samey
loantiburon
Gods-in-training, then?
ThaumPenguin
They'll only appear for a short while every so often, they're more cameo characters than anything else.
EClaire1073
Steven Universe looks good
shoopdawoop2000
These are elements. SU Its Gems
EClaire1073
It's a joke...
SurelyNotAWalrus
I don't even know why but I was thinking the same thing. They don't even look that much alike.
LetsGetThisOverWith
#4 reminded my of Garnet, with the gauntlets. It also mentions 2 different gems.
rubbarz
Oxygen is gay.
eatMOARanimalMEAT
Gay burns like oxygen
DuxRomanorumSum
Makes sense, because it's quite flammable
becouse
Oxygen is sexy
SailorVSays
More like twincest.
deadpanDownpour
Can't spell twincest without wincest.
Thingamajiggly
By your infallible logic, Nitrogen is gay too...
wadjetismylife
No, nitrogen's a boy and a girl...
tarskinos
.....uuhh... I see four boobs
wadjetismylife
Oh, I just thought the one had nice pecs
tarskinos
That is also possible. Also, awesome username
Ledan
Carbon is definetly in ash, charcoal, oil and diamonds. It is also found in every living thing on earth. Kinda important.
ASAPSleep
And radical
volatiley
More importantly: graphine ;)
PartyMagician
Yeah but those are componds. Componds being different from pure forms isn't uncommon. The variety of pure forms Carbon has is.
Ledan
Sure, but most of these depictions have to do with the compounds and not just the pure form.
PartyMagician
The goal of those is to showcase one interesting/unique aspect, though, and carbon's variety is the "more" unique one
TrygonTBD
...More unique then possibly being the unique key to unlocking life? (Aside from Silicon. Maybe.)
NitherNor
2 mistakes: Prometheus was a titan, not a god & Kryptonite doesn't contain the element Krypton; they're only related by their similar names.
Lecksand
But the Titans were gods. They just weren't Olympians.
razetherunner
and Tantalus was just some poor bastard suffering in Tartarus, not a god.
Penguinpower
Also: Darmstadt in Germany is a city, not a state. :)
ASAPSleep
Silicon should be a chick with big ass god titties
MOTHERFUCKINGVIRGINMARY
Actually the solid form of the gas krypton is commonly known as kryptonite.
rockdoctor
also there is no definitive evidence that the calcium in milk strengthens bones.
SailorVSays
True, but Superman's home planet is called Krypton :) Hence Kryptonite.
zeaga
If you'd ever read the original comics, you'd know the crystal was written in before the planet.
JettKaiju
Quick, everyone go out and buy Action Comics' 1-20!
DVSBSTrD
Long ago, the 118 nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fluorine nation attacked.
DarkMutton
wow don't be so negative
ButtWarm
I'm a chemist and the fluorine one is 100% accurate.
Buttorfleoge
Reply as means making this comment a favourite if mine, @sera pls
Dave1722
Kazhakstan number one exporter in potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium...
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Only the Chemist, master of all elements, could stop them...
nupanick
This sounds like an Avatar / Full Metal Alchemist crossover now though.
spinnytea
But when the world needed him most, he got cancer
Spacemonkeyreadytoserveforabiggerpurpose
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Sokka, it's time to cook
ThePotatoBandit
but when the world needed him most, all of his funding got cut..
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
A full semester later, my brother and I discover the new chemist. A Grad-student Named Aang...
PsychicOctopus
And though his significant figures are great, he has alot to memorize before he is ready to pass anything
BILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILL
and although his grades could be much better.....
TheSwedishMoose
and although his titration skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to react anything.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
But I believe, Aang can save the world
ImanerdDontjudgeme
But I belive Aang can reduce them all…
gimmethat
RobeD87
TL;DR. If only they could summarise that into some form of a table.
TsunamiJohn
So elements after 95 are only significant because of who they're named after. Kind of like buying someone a star.
REV076
http://beagamecharacter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Challenge_accepted.png
WickedGoodBub2
My 10y/o made cards similar to these, it makes learning the elements more interesting & fun.
BenTheSquid
Here you go @RobeD87 http://imgur.com/oL37N2O
ockraz
I think my LOL just startled the person at the next table over from me
jerkachure
http://media.giphy.com/media/U1XhGr8CWqvVC/giphy-facebook_s.jpg
volatiley
With electronegative emoji?
manoz
Is it possible to place Rubidium in Solid Galium? For science!
widderm
i will make this table, and it will be huge, and i am sleep deprived but, so help me god, i will do it
volatiley
Did you?
widderm
Yeah i did, check my gallery
obizues
That would be a massive table.
Falanxzealot
Oh, not so huge, you could fit it in a sensible sized lounge... http://theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/
W4rl0cke
@Mendeleev Sounds like something you would do.
W4rl0cke
Apparently its even an existing account.
orangebathrobe
@Mendeleev pls
BiIboBaggins
That seems like it might be useful periodically
ezesharp
You're just trying to cause a reaction.
FuckThisThingInParticular
These puns are elemental.
BooksAndThings
Don't be too noble about it
3654798521
don't worry, he is very inert about it.
EricTheSpecialPandaWithALongUsername
It looks like we're building some chemistry
spypengen
if I wasn't I might have had a better reaction.