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muriani
no i miss u snep
CorneliusCornwall
"Fuckass cat" new insult has been added
imacarp
*dawned on me
HowlTheDramaQueen
I always wanted to be a caterpillar too..
tbrdie
Lost it at rude blockheaded crouton
IntrovertTurtle
I want a cat so I can name it fuckass.
LemonFanta
TUMBLR, A.K.A. NOPUNCTUATIONVILLE. x-(
mechanimated
Daniel Radcliffe looks like he was squatting to take a shit when someone snapped a photo and shopped in a broom.
CatLaydy
I move that we all start referring to Donald Trump and Dumblr Tump.
eups2709
They call me coffey. Like the drink, only not spelled the same.
TheSukiToYourSokka
:(
South613
HonkeyKong22
And my feet feel asleep while I was on the toilet again. Thanks OP.
Hunter99101415
Every. Fucking. Time
theIdris
Jellyfish have nerve nets instead of brains, for anyone who is curious. I woke up at 3 am once and needed to know.
LauRi3ann3
Saving Rude Blockheaded Crouton for an appropriate argument
SomeDetroitGuy
#8 - I'm an American and I'
ryukochan
5/7 Telling everyone I'm from South Canada.
KayDigs
It's one way to make friends in Europe.
SmoketreesGetcancer
I'm stoned and a little drunk and that shark/horse tragedy almost made me tear up. Almost. Definitely didn't actually happen.
SauceOfTheBoss
My eyes leak sometimes too dude. It's cool. Just flex your chest and biceps and that usually takes care of any moisture
Emangelo
What's this fuckin' glowstick lol
Sanosky
I love how everyone always insults tumblr but about 70% oh posts are tumblr screenshots
YazzyismyNickname
UNDER A ROCK, CORAL!
Gingen1000
Everyone call Britain north Wales and watch as they all get pissed.
HerrBisch
You'd piss a lot more people off by referring to Scotland as North England.
farwall
I would be, but only cause the rest of Britain is to the east of Wales, not north.
atlovecraft
Oh man. Imagine being a freshman and your teacher talks about Netflix. Times have changed.
FrankJ7
https://41.media.tumblr.com/7420fe9b78d312ea2c67ac8776b2e29d/tumblr_nvlr57UWyf1r0bacuo1_500.jpg I just wanna leave this somewhere. You won.
FillerNameToFillTheBox
"South Canada" doesn't work because of Alaska. Which is above Canada. And Hawaii. Which is in the middle of the ocean.
aModestSlayerTeddyBear
Alaska? you mean North South Canada?
FillerNameToFillTheBox
Nah. You're talking about South Alaska at this point.
PookyButt
Phf south Canada. How would you guys like it if we called you north America. Wait, damnit, you win this time Canada
TheLimpinBiscuit
Beat me to it.
Mookystick
Upper North America
Wrexytrex
America hat
iamleejn
Eastern Alaska.
spuds31
North United States.
PhoenixQueenAzula
North Montana? East Alaska?
BourbonBuck
America's hat
1even7een
What happened to that post where everything in the galaxy was renamed to something relating it to Canada? Anyone else remember that?
waitbutactually
tbirdistheword
Well PREPARE YOUR EMOTIONS! http://youtu.be/eubWYPhcEEo
waitbutactually
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
happyhappybananaminion
"My name is Cass, you rude, blockheaded Crouton!"
CaptainBergatron
Anyone else read "rude blockhead cruton" in Bill Cosby's voice?
iforgotwhatimsupposedtotypehere
Is an island called an island because it is land?
IOvercookedmyeggsagain
1st MATE - I see land captain. Would you like to continue on? CAPTAIN - No! I'll land
MayTheForceBeWithYou
Don't you do this to me
BlazeDragon777
It is already done!!
Blodgarmpls
This was long April Fools
jezzibylle
Am I the only one who would not have held the stranger's hand? Idc if your ex is here... Go hide in the clothing racks or something
WarPatron
Well if they're cute . . .
GuacamoleMoleMolester
You must be fun at pick-ups.
jezzibylle
If its an event i expect my guac molested im all for it. But have you SEEN the people at Target? They spill over from Walmart sometimes
iPretend
Oh wow we won't go into what I've done with a strangers hand then.
YoureAllUpInMyMixLikeFuckinBettyCrocker
Just because it's strange to you doesn't mean it's a stranger's hand ;) I kid, I kid...but seriously, do tell...
allaeblafuebtehabiaunchorrito
After what the dude from the dressing rooms said... fuck, im not getting near any enclosed spaced in the store... or holding anyones hand...
jezzibylle
Insert Kuzko "no touchy" gif here
RandomImgurian
Here in Norway it's pretty much illegal to just look at people you don't know. Well, maybe not illegal, but it might as well be.
jezzibylle
Wait what? Can u elaborate a bit more?
RandomImgurian
We are not a very social people. It's not actually illegal, though.
jezzibylle
So people watching is frowned upon then?
RandomImgurian
Nah, I was just exaggerating a bit. We do our best to avoid eye contact with strangers (and sometimes people we know), though.