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ritscheratsche
ranhalt
Peek.
ZoooBug
I'm a straight female, and I check out woman more than men.
Rotsuoy
But do you blame her?
SafewayBlowjobGirl
I thought for sure her butt crack was going to pop out
PietroAretino
A sneak peak at what
testosticor
Joe is trying so hard, God bless him.
dragontrove
Is that Rhonda Rousey before she got beat into retiring to fake fights?
mattsall
"Really?! Those panties with that sports bra? Wow..."
alphusultimus
12inchT
She's totally "don't look at her butt, don't look at her butt, damn that's a sexy butt, don't look at her butt"
CaptainSeahorse7
What butt?
IWasToldThereWasCake
Joe “Jamie, pull that shit up for me” Rogan.
BondsHusband
Someone stole the pixels
Markamanic
Whazzup freak bitches!
GTIBH
I love the girls little lip bite once the jeans came off !!!
jherazob
https://imgur.com/3PYnmmt
ZyGyZyGy
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Joe " I agree with you a 100 percent, but also I think that" Rogan. Catch him at the Joe Rogan Experience.....
CommentHijacker
Joe "We aren't designed to land on our heels when we run" Rogan
HungrehHippo
Better than " I disagree, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (JUMBLED COUNTERCLAIMS)HHHHHHH&HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
ThaEnder
So what you're saying is...
RinCookieSmuggler
Appreciate that body
viciousbastard
I took a peek at the peak of the Himalayas because they piqued my interest.
JustinSpicer
If that had gone on much longer I think she would have left a puddle.
YusoBF
UncleTomahawk
justhereforthememes7
This is how you break nene format properly
micmic00
NockLoose
PetrogradPyromaniac
If those girls are of legal age, I must be getting really fucking old.
WorkerLurker
I get surprised when driving college girls that they’re drinking age a lot.
Notalizardinahumansuit
Same.
FluentPenguin
If checking out Ronda makes joe a lesbian then pass my plaid shirt and black bandana
alicefreak47
Don't forget your Lesbaru Forester or Outback.
Toqom
He's referring to the girl on the right, not Joe
TheRealJoeHasenguy
She has minus an ass...that shit is concave
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
She was in total checkout mode.... While
NineByNine
I totally check out everyone. Sometimes it's just "oh dang I love that top or that skirt or that hair" sometimes it's "fuck dude, nice ass."
IFoundABodyByTheLake
All that glitters is gold.
turianfleet
Only shooting starts break the mould
Denamic
Well... it's close.
HappyJello
Mercury?
whatupcorgibutt
Anime blood
thebluelion
Genetic Terminator?
bearbearbearbearbearbearbear
I got that reference
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
It’s a great after dinner liquor!
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Liquor? I barely know her!
IJokeALot
Yup just enough and you will find yourself out of this world no wait you’ll just be dead
poorwhitetrash
If I put that much effort into having only 4% body fat, I’d hope to god everyone in the room was staring at me while I undressed.
ThenILickItOff
Samr
OrganicAsparagusWater
Man, i like food.
Lenthas
Its """""easy"""" to eat stuff you like and keep a nice body AFTER some effort and sit at 15% BF, and look good, but need effort first.
makelthappen
My theory is Women check out women more than men check out women, and men check out men more than women check out men....
verukt89
Well that's definitely wrong. Lol women are sexy. Men are smelly hairy beast. Why would we check each other out? Unless ur into that?
OmegaKamidake
I just don't look at anybody in case of accidental eye contact
rYan7up
I agree on the first part. Men do not check out men more....it goes against straight men’s wiring!
IjustsaywhatIthink
The only way I check out men is to look for weapons and determine threat levels. Now women, that's a whole different story.
softsavage
As a woman I can confirm women that check out other women more than they do men. Idk about men checking out men
wooshheeyonnn
Good theory but it's wrong
ReggieSpruce
I agree but with a slight revision. Women check out women, men size each other up.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Its true shes checking her out, but combined with her reactions, theres a little bit more going on in her mind.
sprfrkdvd
I liked where it seemed like you were going with this, but you lost me at the end.
IAintAfraidONoGhost
This is not a theory
DeezN00tz
My theory is that women check out men and women more than men!
Surfette
Horrible theory, unless u & ur buddies are gay/bi. Even my gay friends check out men less than me.
BoopedYourSnoot
Male here, I can assure you I check out women way more than men. Like... not even kind of close.
StephenBB81
Same, I assume I'm better than all other men so I don't need to compare, as long as I don't verify it, I'm like Wile E Coyote walking on Air
CommentHijacker
Yeah for sure, I can't remember a time I've checked out a guy but I give myself whiplash on a daily when a chick with a thicc ass walks by
XareyousiriusX
Women are just prettier to look at sometimes ♀️
erasedesire
True facts. Gotta love those curves!
makelthappen
... Men notice the guys that workout, traps, muscles etc. And women will notice the shoes, hair, dress, nails on women.
Mimsey
That is, men compare threat potential. Women compare looks, which is the "threat potential" in their social competition.
GypsyDangers
Nah... Straight girl. I'll notice the butt, thighs, chest, hair and eyes on a woman.
makelthappen
LoL you're helping my point too, girls check out girls more than guys check out girls, you'll check out everything while a guy-->body/face
GypsyDangers
Ah I gotcha... Truuuue
SubZeroWithAFever
Its like the gypsy woman said!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Really? I don't. I notice her overall looks, but I don't check out her body specifically. If she's got something cute on I'll check that /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
out though. Or if she has really nice hair or something. /2
GypsyDangers
True! I think it's generally if the butt is really nice... Or if her boobs are just really obvious.
rainbowcoloredpoop
Don't forget the lips. I always look at the lips.
Kagenical
Which ones?
rainbowcoloredpoop
I don't know how it is where you live, but normally in public only one pair of lips is actually visible.
erasedesire
I'm a leg girl, myself
katfreecs
I’m a girl and I always look at girl butts. Took me a while to realize that I’m comparing it to mine to see where I fit on the butt scale.
ProfessorDumbass
You know thirsty guys are going to ask for pics to help rate your butt. :) Good luck
LeSethX
https://imgur.com/8PG1rw0
Easter0
I don't know why but when you said fit I started imagining a bunch of woman sitting on a bench with each getting progressively less petite
DefinitelyNotAnAnt
Took me a while to realize that, hey, thats what lesbians do¯\_(ツ)_/¯
erasedesire
I just like butts. I pointed out a cute girl's butt to my SO one time and he was like "why would I look?" I wanted to bask in it together!
experiment91
My SO got mad one time when she was in a bad mood. And is now like “why won’t you check out girl butts with me?” Umm cause I’d rather live
erasedesire
Yikes. Guess she was just feeling insecure that one bad time? That's hard to feel out. I hope your joint butt-gazing adventures can resume!
ProfessorDumbass
As an Australian, whenever I go somewhere I check out snakes, women, spiders, crocs, dogs and then men. Stay alive is top of list
PUNISHER88
Cause fuck Australia, the land down that will put you under....
TeeJayJay
Fellow Australian here. Glad to hear you are still alive and well. Here's to ya mate.
o4kill
Non Australian here keeping count to make sure you guys successfully survived the day. *two check marks* G'day mate and here's to the night.
casbott
You forgot sharks, box jellyfish, blue rings. And I've got a small scar near my left eye from a kangaroo. Now about those drop bears…
ProfessorDumbass
This is my checklist for going down the shops. The beach is a whole different list. :)
KingKrown
Nah,Man. Women are just more appealing to the eyes. It's why most advertisements use women. A majority rather look at/listen to women.
ProfessorDumbass
I was checking out a fine piece of ass and nearly stood on a Eastern Brown. 2nd deadliest snake in the world. Ass can kill ya
Imissyourmusky
How about Cane Toads?
DictatorDapper
Ain't about to kill you just by touching it, guess it wouldn't be too pleasant to accidentally stand on one though
ProfessorDumbass
Kick the fuckers out of the way. Though they do kill the stupider snakes
casbott
Cane toads are the reason golfing putters sell well in the top end, true.
TheInventor
Theres a huge difference between sexy checking out and judging. 99% of women who look at other women, judge and usually never in a good way.
siler7
Your comment is fat.
TheInventor
I didnt realise I had touched a raw nerve. Guys just don't scope out other men the way women do. Im just basing it on my experience of girls
TheInventor
1 its just different priorities. A guy will only take interest in another guy if he invades his space. Woman will actively seek out others.
AprilShowers
I think you might be underestimating the number of lesbian and bi girls in the world
LieutenantGordon
Fuck off.
otiumCatulli
That's just not true.
HamboneHFY
Even if that were true, this one literally bit her lip.
ChoochyMcGee
I look at women all the time and judge myself in comparison. She’s is better shape than me! How does she do that with her hair!
ChoochyMcGee
I don’t really judge other women poorly.I just take it all out on myself and try to spin it into motivation.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
News flash: everyone judges everyone, pretty much all the time. You have an opinion, however slight, of every person you see, based on /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
their looks. That's how humans work. /2
HighWoo
I disagree....most of the time when me or my friends point out another woman it's to be jealous of how hot she is
TheInventor
Exactly, jealousy isn't a positive attitude. You're judging her and being negative, even if its about yourselves. This isn't good.
PostedTheGifNowMainAccountIsBanned
How the fuck are they being negative? "Hey you look good" "KEEP YOUR NEGATIVE COMMENTS TO YOURSELF"
otiumCatulli
It's not just the words, it's the context. It's perfectly possible for "hey you look good" to sound like an insult.
swagb98623
Ever heard a jealous person speak? it isn't compliments that come out of their mouth.
otiumCatulli
That's such a man thing to say, justify perving on women by saying women judge and hate on other women. Women aren't horrible to each other.
otiumCatulli
Mean Girls isn't an accurate depiction of mature female behaviour you know.
textilelover
And yet, so very, very many women aren't mature. I'm a woman. Lots of women I know seem to enjoy catty remarks.
otiumCatulli
A catty remark about someone you know from time to time is different to judging every woman you meet jealously like this guy is saying.
textilelover
That it is. I'm talking about being out somewhere and "oh boy, who told her those jeans were a good idea with THOSE hips."
SexuallyInappropriateComment
Joe Rogan has the will power of a God
MidgetSpinner2000
its only an illusion. He's stoned so his eyes don't look like they're moving due to his eyelids being so droopy
NihongoToEigo
I thought I read "Joe Rogan has the power of a God"
FluentPenguin
Yeah he’s been caught a couple times. Security dude checked out Miesha Tate and then they did a vid of her checking him out. All good fun yo
Blackrain39
Or excellent perriferal vision.
iamalreadyaghost
Watch the woman in black
amazinglittleelephant
Hi ino I
ramshackleackle
He definitely doesn't want his face punched.
DamnDawg
Joe is a black belt
DogeTheBugBountyHunter
He is probably my favourite human being on this planet. Don’t tell my wife or kids.
commandleech
Not Zeus's but some god
VelociTrapLord
Dionysus with the good weed
wumbabum
sublime
PoultryInMotion
It’s like he is practicing Donald Trump faces to keep his mind elsewhere
MichaelHames
Thing is those facial expressions are normal it’s just looks weird due to the mans age and the extreme dislike for him
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Did anyone else catch the Jim face?
kr662
Duck and cover Trump supporters are coming.
MichaelHames
Viva kekistan
PoultryInMotion
Shit it was just a joke...! *crouches under desk, head between legs, tries to suck his own dick, hurts neck and back, gets shot by an ar15*
ChimpanseeSquared
Wait, what was that after head between legs?
PoultryInMotion
“Damn kids and their guns...”
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
I like Joe Rogan. He keeps a very open mind and will listen to pretty much anybody to learn new stuff. Good attitude.
Janewaygottheminivanstarship
How very 4chan
krielovas
Except when it comes to the haka
Hyippy
Looks to me like he learned something. https://www.balls.ie/rugby/joe-rogan-haka-373363
Chandraven
Do not click this link. Super invasive "YOU HAVE A VIRUS" popup nonsense. Or do. I'm a sign, not a cop.
Hyippy
Really? It's a pretty popular Irish site. I've never had a problem but I do have adblock. You can Google the story anyway if you want
Hyippy
I agree to a point but I find he sometimes gives a pass to quacks while being tougher on legitimate sources.
sv650n
He is testing their knowledge and sources. If someone is crazy he just gives up and has fun with them.
judokyn
like the one with tom delonge. i got 45 minutes through it before i had to say nope enough of this. im impressed that joe went that long.
RapReplies
He gets a lil upset when someone says something negative about weed.
wolfshades
Can you blame him? There's a lot of nonsense about it out there. I've never had a problem injecting a few marijuanas myself.
RapReplies
I inject the weeds all the time but one interview a person was bringing up some reasonable/true points and he just starts insulting the guy
wolfshades
Really? Please tell me more (seriously). I always thought Rogan was pretty cool overall but we all have our blind spots.
SendMeNoots
He got caught once, so now he's extra vigilant each time.
OddOod
I heard him talking about it on a podcast. he is pretty funny
sillywillyfillybananapants
Isn’t this the time he got caught?
SendMeNoots
It's happened multiple times. He's made twitter posts about trying not to, but it is a very natural reaction to sneak a look.
OddOod
tbh shouldn't have to sneak, if the person is the specific center of attention, looking isn't creepy (staring is)
reineseele
99% of all men agree: Sneak a peak from a beautiful lady is not a crime.
Cataleast
I'm sure stealing mountaintops is a crime, regardless of who one is stealing from ;)
Fastolfe
But, but... the male gaze *autistic screeching*
koops
Looks like some people disagree and it should be a crime (not me).