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Mar 13, 2016 7:49 PM
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brockleskank
No colonel sanders. You're wrong
customcartoons
Colonel Sanders is talkin' about fat BOYS, right? Right.
footfoe
when i first heard this song, i literally though it was a black man singing about his car stereo.
TheHeadOfAlfredoGarcia
Where does Colonel Sanders get off telling people not to get fat?
ButterMyButtAndCallMeBiscuit
Rude
IgnatiusJReilly2601
It's not the stupidity of the lyrics that make it a terrible song.
ALPhaTONic
postmodernjukebox's take on that song is amazing.
SpaceDuckZeta
And as a side note, I'm a chubby guy. I'm not poking fun at fat people, I'm laughing at the concept of crossing these 2 things over.
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/833974_o.gif
TharsisDBard
Boo. Bad post. Shame on you!
StonesOnTheHill
Don't you think that if getting angry at fat people was the solution, Americans would all be thin by now?
Bushwookie825
@OP reverse psychology on the fp edit. I like it
Pafolo
Abdula amlangata!
OlderWiser
http://i55.tinypic.com/29msxs0.jpg
SpaceDuckZeta
Oh my god yes
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
Imgur, why do you hate fat people?
cattrap
I'm guessing most people here hate themselves
100101001110
Well, my mama told me when I was young to sit beside her and listen closely to what she said, and that if I did it, it'd help me someday.
GoblinBankOfWobbleColumns
Well, my mama told me; You better shop around.
AsYetUntitled
You sound like a simple man.
NateintheNorth
"Treat me like a lady even when I'm acting crazy" no you get treated like you're acting crazy. (In the nicest way)
Wakborder517
Still looks more like Colonel Sanders than the commercials.
SpaceDuckZeta
The dude is still kicking, it bothers me that he hasn't naturally assumed the role of the kernel
Wakborder517
Right?? @KFC pls
JapaneseStudentTadashii
If you're underweight, gain weight. If you're overweight, loose weight. If you're a healthy weight, good, stay there.
paddlethepinkcanoe
If you're drowning, just breath oxygen. If you're on fire, jump in a lake. If you're neither burning nor drowning remain in your homeostasis
JapaneseStudentTadashii
*lose whoops
GODofHUNGER
Alligators have an enlarged medulla oblongata
RandomImgurian
I don't know what a medulla oblongata is, but nice
AltLeftAltRightWhatIsThisACheatCode
Its the part of the brain that controls heartbeat and certain other actions so you don't haveto think about breathing and stuff all the time
Desomega
My mama once told me the world is gonna roll me. "You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed" :(
ihazanaccount
I would rather go to a Nickleback concert than have to listen to her music.
Imjusthereforthecomments
Her mom gave her really weird and uncomfortable advice. "Boys like a little more booty to hold onto at night?" Moms probably shouldn't 1/2
Imjusthereforthecomments
Be saying that shit to their kids. 2/2
Imjusthereforthecomments
Also, how old was she when they had that talk?!
moarbid
Idk probably when she started getting picked on for her body. Prolly like 11
The1579
I'd still beef her in the queefer.
kapp70
Me three
SpaceDuckZeta
The bottom scene if anyone's wondering is from Adam Sandler's 'The Waterboy'
ChronologicalMyopia
Just remember, Col. Sanders got knocked the fuck out for being right.
q118
*the water man (this is a reference not a correction btw :)
humanfreakinggarbage
Adam Sandler's the devil, I wrote The Waterboy.
SpaceDuckZeta
Alright gazorpazorpfield
SquanchingInHere
Medula Oblongata!
Pikkupanda
Was looking for this!
Pharsydephreak
Some high quality h2o
Jefie
The noise that old man makes when he gets knocked out is a classic
SomethingOffensive
Something's wrong with his Medulla Oblongata!
metalbusinessbear
The bottom scene is from a god damn classic and if you didnt know that already you should watch that movie ASAP
SpaceDuckZeta
seconded, it's on Canada's Netflix for you internet savvy or moose-folk up here with me
JohnCena6969
No Colonel Sanders you're wrong
SpaceDuckZeta
Mama's right!
chaosofslayer
Alligator's are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush!
alicetheaddict
No, you're wrong Colonel Sanders.
leftyshuckles
Mamas right
Derrickjc
Scrolled down looking for this comment
decarnatedame
M-mama said alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
PrincessWordplay
If you gain five pounds, don't worry about your size. If you start buying your clothes at American Tent Co, um, red flag.
chickenfriedriceisdabomb
gunna be honest with ya, 5 pounds of fat is noticeable and I don't let it spiral any farther out of control then that.
SpaceDuckZeta
Don't worry bout your size, If you get the flu and spew! but If regurgitation is a daily routine, ask your doctor if weed is right for you!
Felextheminimal
Yeah but they have the best canvas...!?!
ToTheStarscreamBowen
Flag stores... also a dead giveaway.
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
It's an okay place to shop, the dresses are all really strangely sized though a '4 person' dress... I mean geez.
DinoKebab
As a Brit, I'm always happy when I gain five pounds.
Lonewolfing
Well....this is news.
MsHissyPants
I don't understand why people get annoyed by people who they're not attracted to being ok with their bodies. Like, what's your damage, man?
emoneyluvsJesus
What the heck kinda statement was that??
YourWaifuIsTrash
I have no problem with people accepting their bodies, but glorifying obesity and acting like it's not a health issue is a real problem.
screenaholic
I don't mind them being okay with their bodies. What annoys me is when they pretend something is wrong with ME because I'm not attracted.
RadSalty
This^^^
Raz0rking
Because they are costing healthcare i pay for a shitloads...shitloads that could be prevented to be paid for?
JSymphony
#what'syourdamage #theheathers
RDLPunk14
I don't hate them for doing it. If they wanna die from eating like shit then more power to them. I just don't want it to be the new thing
MandaloreTheODST
This I can agree with
Dinflame
I'm not annoyed at anyone but Meghan trainor
cufa
Maybe is not so much being ok with it but rather imposing it as a new standard? IDK it's an American thing and I don't really care.
Femtoscientist
There are plenty of times I can be annoyed at someone for that. Airline flights, narrow stairs...
MandaloreTheODST
When they don't wear clothes that's the proper size or when they don't keep up personal hygiene
RadSalty
Breathing loudly in exams
AZNamurcan
When they slow walk in front of you down a narrow hallway or sidewalk
DVSBSTrD
The damage is that their unhealthy lifestyle is a drain on society. Whats your damage that you can't understand this?
Studoku
How so?
frjackhackett
too much permissiveness will ruin a society, just look at america, look at who all the money's going to and how much people have to beg for
frjackhackett
funding for worthwhile causes, america's deeply sick
MrWookloaf
Obesity, puts a strain on quite a few things. Most notably the health sector, which ends up costing everyone.. it shouldn't be promoted.
RDLPunk14
Exactly
lovetorun
I'm with you.. as long as they don't force me to accommodate them (special treatment) or crucify me when I don't find them attractive.
RadSalty
Because that's everyone who posts stuff like that. Hence why I dislike it.
MandaloreTheODST
For some people it maybe the same reason as being annoyed by people who enjoy smoking (not-publicly) because some of us care for others /2
MandaloreTheODST
And would rather see them be healthy and alive rather than unhealthy?
MandaloreTheODST
I should mention at the same time I could careless about it, just pointing out a POV of some people
Felman
Because we're addicted to hatred. We need to hate to make ourselves feel better.
Wolverinebrandedcircumcisions
Correct
sqlsupervillain
When you hate yourself and are miserable, the idea of someone being happy with themselves is intolerable I guess.
LimeMime565
I hate myself and think others deserve happiness when I don't. So I usually am pretty polite and helpful, which is delightfully ironic.
TurdFerguson14
I feel better about myself when my attacks pull them below me
Anthraxwastaken
That's not the point, the point is that being overweight is unhealthy, not matter how you look at it.
wizardboy24
It's hard for most to find motivation to get healthier when they hate themselves and don't even want to get out of bed.
crookedcat
Actually, being obese is unhealthy. It's debatable whether being overweight is really that unhealthy. Being underweight is more unhealthy.
Mdp2525
verweight is unhealthy. Even by 20 lbs. underweight too. Get a physical yearly. If your sugar/bp/cholesterol is too high. Time 4 changes.
PigeonFace
The song wasn't saying get to a huge size that's unhealthy (please don't kill me), though. People always take it literally to extremes XD
MercuryAI
She's wearing control top pantyhose on one shot of her on her back. CONTROL TOP. I think she's already well past "oatmeal thick".
PigeonFace
Well, that time she performed daily until hospitalization she lost the tiny amount of extra weight, so no need to be angry anymore.
LanaAnnaFontana
Actually, it's still about shaming a body type. Whether it's fat shaming or skinny shaming, it's the same crap being slung back and forth.
PigeonFace
I'm so confused, when did something that's supposed to celebrate every body turn into a shaming fest?
SpaceDuckZeta
Well yeah the song was saying happiness comes from within like 80% of all other pop songs, people just get TRIGGERED at certain words
SpaceDuckZeta
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SpaceDuckZeta
When in reality happiness comes from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feelin blue
ChronologicalMyopia
The downvotes for a waterboy quote whoa boy
jennym123
This is the Internet, everything is taken out of context to the extreme. Also, you know who else said that? Adolf Hitler.
PigeonFace
And Abraham Lincoln in 1999! XD
SpaceDuckZeta
Abradolf Lincler!?
PigeonFace
Hitbraald liclerdtrumpf?!?!
SpaceDuckZeta
Donbradolf lumpler?
HandsomeSwede
Unfortunately it's putting down one group (skinny people) to celebrate another. It's so fucking unnecessary.
exileut
Tired of people calling me skinny 6'3 168 slightly muscular. bmi is 21. "normal" 18.5-25. It's sad people think overweight is normal weight.
FFPatrick
Why did you get downvoted? She literally says "skinny bitches"
HandsomeSwede
I think many people look at skinny people and think "They have no problems", not realizing EVERYONE can have body issues.
PigeonFace
And then says "Nah just kidding" the second after.
wizardboy24
She literally says that she's kidding and that "Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top"
MikeOkizard
like.... in the very next line ("Nah I'm just playin"). I do not understand why people cannot get this
wizardboy24
People like to take quotes out of context to support their side.
HandsomeSwede
Followed again by "She says, boys they like a little more booty to hold at night You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll"
PigeonFace
"Nah, jus' kiddin", and has a skinny woman being happy for half the video. Actually watch it, dude.
HandsomeSwede
There's one line in the song telling skinny women they're perfect and the next line she goes on to devaluate them again. YOU watch it.
wizardboy24
She literally says that she's kidding and that "Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top"
HandsomeSwede
Followed again by "She says, boys they like a little more booty to hold at night You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll"
PigeonFace
As I said, she says "Nah, jus' kiddin'" and then says "Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top".
HandsomeSwede
Yes. I see that. She then contradicts herself by continuing to devaluate skinny people like she does earlier in the song.
wizardboy24
She literally says that she's kidding and that "Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top"
HandsomeSwede
And in the same verse she once more devaluates that same group, skinny people.
MandaloreTheODST
If I make fun of fat people and then say I'm kidding do I get off scot free? No.
wizardboy24
Except that's not what's happening. It was a small joke in a song that is IMMEDIATELY explained afterward.
Durzaka
She literally puts down skinny people in the song to bring up bigger people. Which is unnecessary and shouldnt be ok.
wizardboy24
Except that she doesn't.
Roserapaine
I agree. But then there's people who do the same for thicker women. So... I mean, you really can't win. No matter what someone whines
wizardboy24
No. She's advocating body acceptance, no matter the size.
Durzaka
"You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll""Go head and tell them skinny bitches that" No she isnt It is fat/thick acceptance