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When your girlfriends parents leave because of the hurricane
Oct 7, 2016 4:46 AM
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SageSalven
Then you realize she left with her parents because she doesn't want to die either.
complimentpin
that guy had to go back to get his set of huge balls
ICompletedEngineeringOnTime
there's probably a couple fighting in that car... "you didn't lock the windows? what about the iron did you check it?"
Henrybigmuscles
Lmao this is hilarious
Jarstark
That's my uncle Don, he's about to go rob everyone.
thedissident
Everyone is trying to leave Florida and we're the only schmucks trying to get in!
Mas7er
"Babe, there's a hurricane coming." "I know, I'm evacuating." "My parents already left."
lnsaneWolf
"My name is Matthew, and tonight i come"
NeedTP
Aesandre1989
Downvoted for use of "bae". Stop it kids, just stop it.
dialysisinflictor
"I forgot my charger!"
sunfried
Contraflow, motherfuckers! Do you speak it?!
ScottSeigel
When you realize the drive-thru forgot your fries
SaltyInternetPirate
One time they accidentally gave me a large menu instead of normal that I paid for.
GreedyJungle
I snorted and woke up my wife. Here +1
Koalabunga
Csn't wait to see the repost with this as the title in 5 minutes.
mrnobody93
You need more upvotes
SugartinBadEnglish
Coronacoma
1. "lets all evacuate our wooden houses that will get destroyed in the hurricane, for us to come back when its safe and rebuild our houses
belthasarthegreat
Found the european
professionalbrockhaus
Yea we learnd from the wolf and the huff and puff and the rest of this stuff.
Coronacoma
2. from the same material we did last time, to wait for the next hurricane to destroy our house"
Xandraelle
What else are they going to do?
Fifthredemption
Fuck maybe I don't know. Not build it out of wood?
BurtMacklinFBl
Japan (okinawa at least) builds most of their buildings and houses out of concrete because of how often they get hit by typhoons
derangedcupcake
"Hurricane targets US" it's a fucking storm it can't choose where it goes. Only Americans would say a storm is targeting them.
WhyAreYouASmugBellend
AND DEY TUK AR JERBS!
NZSheeps
Unless God is fed up with the political situation, too....
welfaretaco
If that's the case God is taking out the wrong state. This is the ONE time Florida nor the people of Florida are to blame for stupidity.
HumpbackWhale89
"Coming up next: More and more natural disasters are targeting the US, why doesn't Obama declare war on nature?"
vauhtihirmu
"Trump blames Crooked Hillary on bribing Al-Qaeda to direct storms, promises to make weather great again."
derangedcupcake
That being said I hope you all stay safe and don't die. It's gonna be a shit storm so I hope you all pull through 2/2
derangedcupcake
And your only loss is some property damage.
SirBadassMcKillington
It's because as Americans we know all storms are muslims from Kenya
demonic
And it's all Obama's fault!
CaptainAsshole
Wish I lived further south... I love doing stupid shit
HP4PO
Further south FL?
CaptainAsshole
Read what I said again ya damn hick.
HP4PO
Ah sarcasm I get you now Captain Asshole
wagnus
Hey man, that's Jim from the office. And, he's more of a Yankee than anything
CaptainAsshole
I wasn't talking to my fellow unioner, jim
wagnus
My apologies, Captain Asshole
BananaShip
So then move there... like now
CaptainAsshole
Eh....
waeraj
It's not as bad as you'd think
BananaShip
What are you waiting for!
CaptainAsshole
Tell me what you're waiting for...
BananaShip
I don't like doing stupid shit.