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JexLane
I feel this would be much better if we had his reaction post once he realizes what is going on.
Bean03
I am reminded of How I met Your Mother....LOL
moterola4
http://www.narutoforums.com/picture.php?albumid=4316&pictureid=56944
MMPRMastodon
Here's yer sign
lovemesomesauce
My roommate and best friend actually managed to bring strippers home and my best friend dated the one he was talking to.
TheImguru
I want to know more about his insistence that no money was involved.
frankwalkerfromnationaltiiiiiiiiiiles
hahahaha, I have a friend who fell for this too. "but she said her real name is Sandy!" "dude, that's her prostitute name" "........oh."
bubbity
Man, the 13 year old know his stuff better than that kid.
Warranty
This is so ridiculously unfunny and not even mildly amusing. Come on now, reddit/imgur. We can do better.
Hornsfan80
the time my ex-roommate brought a stripper home, he ended up high on cocaine
MayorLittlefingerCarcetti
I bet waitresses are always flirting with him too.
cptjackawesome
"Man I'm 13 and I know this shit"
LeviFunk
I see “I’m 12 and what is this?” has grown up.
FlatPlutoSociety
Lost it.
MarshawnLynch
The only thing he forgot to say was #yolo or #stripperswag
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
yo dis guy iz hott, he wants sum fuk
ColinCastro
So you guys have never met a stripper at Denny's in Boulder CO afterwards?
theglome
Super Stripper II: Revenge of the Ignorant Teenager. "No business or money attached, it feels personal 10/10" - New York Times
elpatholoco
As an American, I once had to turn to the internet to find out how you tip strippers in Canada. Turns out chucking toonies at them isn't how
IDontKnowWhatUsernameToPick
How can people be this naive?
HerbieVersplieden
I scored at a strip club once, and by "scored at a strip club" I mean came in my pants during a lap dance.
MeaganIsGreatish
Im jealous of this win.
HerbieVersplieden
As you should be, it was glorious..... Oh to be 18 again.
ctc1818
First Day in a Strip Club Kid
IDontKnowWhatUsernameToPick
The birth of a new meme.
andwhyisthecarpetallwetTodd
Is that a movie title or something?
Sauzels
It's the sequel to Karate Kid.
saveourbluthsdotorg
Well that went nowhere.
fleacollerindustry
Oh to be 13 and naive
libbyful
Ooooh honey http://imgur.com/E3DYoM6
Yumbledore
I thought of that episode as soon as I saw, "Oh, honey".
libbyful
Me too..obviously.
kattpappan
"Man I'm 13 and I know this shit" got me.
AwesomeWelles
stand back guys, he's 13, he's got this.
falcnation23
what is a 13 year old doing at a strip club?
IfHavingALongUsernameIsCoolConsiderMeMilesDavis
Working, duh.
hailthefish
The 18 year old was the one in the strip club.
aBEARicanhero
i think the 13 y/o was calling the other person an idiot.
jeoffkrey
The one time I went to a strip club, and a friend bought me a lap dance. Minutes before I found out, I had ordered an Appletini (1/3)
jeoffkrey
(I'm a man, I know what I like) and I started choking on it. A stripper comes up to me and says, "oh you are so hot, (2/3)
jeoffkrey
I couldn't stop staring at you from across the room" "Was it the choking on a fruity drink that gets you going (3/4 I'm a liar)
jeoffkrey
or are you just not paying attention?" and she didn't respond to anything I said after that (4/4)
piriot
... I don't get it. :(
Glumerlink
Strippers know they can get more money out of you by befriending you and making you think that they like you best. Because you'll keep(1)
Glumerlink
coming back and you'll put out a crapload of money to "date" these girls at work. They do this with literally everyone.(2)
piriot
Thank you kind sir/ma'am!
libbyful
It's the same thing with a girl who works at a bar. The nicer you are and the more boobs you show, the more boys give you money.
FatForYou
I tip bros more than hos tbh.
JackRuby
or ass - I'm guilty of tipping better when the show me some ass or tits
hushaboomtechnology
Man. Suddenly, I want to make a Strip Club Advice article. I worked in one for three years, and never realized the trove of info I've got.
livebackwards
Do this. Using white text with black borders, put advice on images of squirrels capering. Rule Imgur tomorrow.
imsohungryrightnow
I have zero interest in strip clubs, but I'd read that.
kvotheaintgotnothinonme
please do
ElGordoSalvador
Oh shit this is where that came from! Awesome.
thegr33nman
Looking Forward to it.
DonnerDinnerParty
Please? That sounds so intriguing.
AwkwardOstrichGirl
My god, I found the origins...
thefoxtrotter
OP fucking delivered: props to you!
7iseverywhere
upvote for delivering
Twec21
Well, seeing as I just saw you a little while ago, I'd say well done!
acupofteaandaliedown
Do it.
Kodyack
I would read it
LemonANDGinger
What does it mean when the dancers pull out your boobs and start playing with them? From a confused one time SC paying patron
DodgeDuckDipDiveDodge
Best friend became a stripper, kept me informed as to what to watch out for if I ever went to a strip club
bravowolf
seriously i would read the everloving shit out of that
hushaboomtechnology
Check user submitted in... Oh, I'm gonna say half an hour.
ImPrettySure
commenting to save this. excited to read this
CaptainJackSparrow
Have suddenly changed my plans on going to bed.
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Thekingofbeans
I love you
hushaboomtechnology
I think of you more as a friend. ;)
Thekingofbeans
Not that I have commitment issues or anything but...
gester737
Thank you for delivering!
filltininwithwords
Wow. So this is where it started.
CabNumber1729
I remember reading that post at the time. Bloody 5 years, how did that happen.
fukgoo
You have my upvote.
hushaboomtechnology
And my axe!
iwantoneofthosesuperlongusernamestoo
And my dashing good looks.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
I don't feel like your username is 'super long', just 'long'. Sorry :(