DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
233236
5039
132
Fear the crabs!
Source https://www.facebook.com/groups/hongkongshiba/permalink/1536643533023649/
Jul 18, 2017 2:45 PM
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
233236
5039
132
Source https://www.facebook.com/groups/hongkongshiba/permalink/1536643533023649/
yifin
Good thing those crabs aren't armed with knives like they normally are.
DangerouslyMoist
What are these people, Shiba collectors? Gotta catch em all!
Calmeister
The black doggo got beyonced out like michelle williams.
missojennie
Release them back into sea
v
terribleontheinside
Better put those crabs back in your underclothes before they get cold
devilsbitch
i went to the source, translated the chinese comments and one guy legit said 'good food all day'. was he talking about the dogs or the crabs
JuliusPepperwoodFromChicago
I got hung up on tosted for a long time.
Rugger12
I hope that is their actual names
Janusha
Slowly dying crustaceans out of their element.
Eljaybee
This is really sad.
NATA5
I can hear the white one's bark/howl thing.
SmittyWerbinJeigerManJensen
The three spectating marshmallows jeer at their favorite in the illegal crab fight.
MooneFace
Reminds me of that Skyrim Mod, 'You done fucked up now' voice for the crabs.
justbeingjessica
New favourite thing? Yup.
PapaMagic
Is nobody gonna bitch about vertical film? Because i am
UrsoKronsage
We Dog Dogs
notascoolasyourdad
Crab Battle!!!!!!
TehSeksyManz
Eeeepic crab battles of historyyyy
TheBroble
Olioliolioooooo!
jsng12
https://youtu.be/P9_VINMmsus HD version, battle starts at 1:51
Strostkovy
That's also what you call two hookers scissoring
n6n43hix
ah if you check the source its Hongkong, which means they will eat all animals seen in the gif
hairtriggercunt
Those crabs have seen some shit
PenisOfDeath
They're gonna be seeing more soon
alisongrace5656
Excellent user name btw!
baby576
littlegoblin
BORK!
PantheonWests
Those crabs look like they didn't get cleaned after the oil spill
Maldraek
Shibe is NOT having this.
bluesun68
Love the marshmallow descriptions
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
I think it was either that or jolteon, flareon and vaporeon...
Jowrdan
"Here in America we like to torture and play with our food before eating them" -'murica
UwUxAndy
In Canada we syrup our prey to death then apologize
Jowrdan
Sounds appropriate
WhyEvenName
In mexico we add hot sauce and call it a weird name
Awellstonedwombat
V brave pupperinos to hold back the snip snap doggo invasion
Danowar1990
SO WHITE IS NORMAL YOU RACIST?!?! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!
devzspy
Normal is referring to the tan one. White = Marshmallow, toasted is the black and tan, normal, tan. Source: I have a shiba inu
tangybreath
No. The title is read as normal marshmallow (white), toasted marshmallow (tan), and burnt marshmallow (black).
17achitturi
Quick, someone call the Democrats!!11!
richiegecko
animal cruelty ain't it?
javer80
Mess with crabo you get a stabo
TheAngryBear
pincho?
javer80
THAT *slap* DOESN'T *slap* RHYME *slap*
michonnedisapproves
No upsetti have spaghetti
Thorudon
alisongrace5656
Why are the crabs tied with ribbons?
ToxicMolluscinity
They were top finishers in a local beauty pageant.
alisongrace5656
Let's hope that's the truth!
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
cause they're about to cook em alive I assume.
alisongrace5656
So they get a winner's ribbon for being cooked Alive? Poor little Buggers!
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
Its so they cant run or struggle while being cooked alive.
alisongrace5656
Omg! Horrific!
dwude
You are doing them a worry
MyNameIsPer
"I swear doggos, you do us one tiny concern and well bamboozle you to heck and back" - crabs probably
Sharkdemon95
Doing them a concern
ImgurIsPrettyNeat
What the h*ck.
Swiffty
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
ifyouwearcrocsihateyou
A frighten
Cgyachilles
A big concern
Shawalliam
A h*ckin big concern
wagnus
C'mon guys. No one actually enjoys that talk
pontiacgirl75
I don't care for it myself, guess I'm one of few that actually hate it
wagnus
There are dozens of us!
SlowpokeIsMyFavoriteNewPokemon
I think it's hilarious.
JakeHawke
All evidence to the contrary...
wagnus
Apparently haha
TXimport
Nope. Totally funny.
rendombeastly
Screamed the stable boy.
DaMightySpoon
ifyouwearcrocsihateyou
Yeah its Drathnor, the destroyer of anus
SlightlySmallerChungus
SortaKindaFunny
Though I disagree, I respect you for not deleting the comment after all the downvotes.
wagnus
People retain their right to bury my opinion with their opinions! It'd be pretty lame if I redacted my opinion because people didn't agree
InternetExplorer2001
Those crabs are literally having the worst day of their lives.
thetain
And last, probablt
NoForethought
Least they have each other.
proileri
Worst and last.
bencola
I don't know why, but I actually laughed out loud after reading ur comment. Can't stop!????
bumholiday
They 'gon boil
circlebreaker
*both crabs crying* Why are they yelling at us?!
Rkhbusa
Plier-Spiders
umar2245
Those crabs are literally having the last day of their lives.
RPCd
Poor things, I always loved my crab, came to me and was fed by hand, without hurting me. They were good crabs.
alisongrace5656
What age did they live to be? I used to love crabs when we went rock pooling as children. They're so good at hiding under things, like sand.
RPCd
3 - 5 years. Had then in a fishtank, and I had to seal it, they escaped very often to visit me.
Darkspire
@bront
dauntlessds
I know crabs can hear from water pressure instead of air pressure like we do, but are the doggo barks just as loud?
Tekktokk
Looks like they are in a bit of a pinch eh? Don't think they can claw their way out. At least they'll get to come out of their shell.
TimosaurusRex
Yup. These are swimming crabs, recognizable by the flat and wide hindmost pair of legs.
Ihavemytowel
Have you ever eaten them? & if you have are they good?
THEMOXABIDES
Yes and yes.
SwagicalYololord
They are called Blue Crabs and yes. They are delicious.
CaptainBruceSea
Nothing nice warm bath won't fix...
danceswithkittons
Death, it wont fix death
grimwyrd
Hot butter bath...
gad885
This is nothing living in the ocean sucks
1Plebian
Does it tho?
gad885
Have you even seen finding nemo
WookieWookieWookie
pretty sure the day you get boiled and eaten is up there on the list.
spamsmells
And it's not gonna get any better.
ContainedShrim
Butter*
ContainedShrim
And it absolutely will
Iamtheknock
Maybe a little warmer
Jowrdan
"Ahh, nice soothing bath-omfg omfg carl! This shit is hot why are we turning red?!?!?!bloop blooooop bloop- poor crab probably
BustyCrustacean
https://youtu.be/3FhVvNGsJV8
KingZullu
Maybe this is China and it's gonna be a crab dog dish
27yoUGLYvirgin
It's a lot more cruel sadly. Imagine your brain starting to boil.
HD226868
Eh, at least crabs have such small brains they don't have consciousness.
ContainedShrim
Delicious