Touch at your own risk

Mar 17, 2018 6:22 PM

LustyLush

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This aquarium exhibit

Bhahahaha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why transparent displays will be the best thing to happen to my car's passenger windows.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

XD

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If anyone wants to know where it is, i think is the Oceanarium in Bournemouth England

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No touch da fishy

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ive been there, I think its the spy museum in washington DC

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Anyone actually work there and know if people have peed or pooped themselves? Seems so possible

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They don't have great whites in captivity. They die within a year. True story

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

v

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Holy SHIT!!! Just peed.....LOL

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bubbles what are you doing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate how anything now is immediately sue sue sue!!! Fucking stupid.this shit it hilarious..that dumb fuck shouldnt be tapping on the glass

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For those who don't know, this is at Washington D.C.'s Spy Museum.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to be the Debbie downer but even if that were real, its not nice to tap on aquarium glass.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

I feel like that's the point they are making with the scare

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It says "touch at your own risk", not "do not touch".

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Looks like a type of interactive video to me. Touching it activated that event. Maybe.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 15

You don't say?

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

No, I typed it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s a tv screen great white sharks haven’t been successfully kept in captivity.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

That face!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That old gag? Front page? Really? Fuck you all.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've been here two years and never seen this. Would you like your "fuck you all" back or should I donate it to the Trump 2020 campaign?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trump please.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn’t she in GOT?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chum

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a video shark...right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great.now someone has to get in there and fix that

8 years ago | Likes 220 Dislikes 4

Maybe Samuel L Jackson

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

His heart?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude that's a flatscreen tv

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 40

Yeah! And now someone has to fix it!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dude thats the joke

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Oh I wonder who downvoted each of these comments

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Falls on his ass, shark didn’t even touch him! Dude must’ve been a soccer player?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was expecting the shark to be wearing a "Come at me Bro" T-Shirt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah The Spy Museum in Washington D.C.!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cannot comprehend how anyone can look at a "window" and not be able to tell it's a 2D display and not an actual window...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I know right? Maybe if you have one eye, and that one eye isn't particularly good.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You havent seen good HD screens now then. And thats part of the reason its dark, makes imperfections harder to spot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the not the quality I'm referring to, but the lack of parallax in 2D screens when you move around them, gives it away instantly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What about depth perception?

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That’s got to be a tv screen

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It's a virtual shark tank at a museum. Not a real shark and that glass wasn't shattered

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That is absolutely ridiculous

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh really?!?!

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We need people like you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nope. It's real and that was a real shark.

8 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 2

upvote for trying

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm an IT guy, can confirm. 100% not not a touchscreen.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Like what you did there

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fake news, it's a real shark

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

sweet

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was it the fact that there are no great white sharks in captivity that tipped you off.

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What would they do if someone had a heart attack from that?

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Take a pic and lol on.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Whatever, dude. v

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Laugh heartily, and drag the body away for the next fool.

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Call an ambulance.

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Point to the sign reading "touch at own risk."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s a sign saying touch at your own risk, like if you go on a roller coaster with a heart condition, you were warned

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Touch, user gives consent to die

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'd say "Stupid motherfucker didn't read the sign"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They fuckin’ _told_ him “touch at your own risk”.

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Point at the sign.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing. It clearly says touch at your own risk.

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Call them an ambulance - and a lightweight.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Delete the file.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean... They have sharks. Just sayin'.

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They lol

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

CPR

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ha idk

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Watch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call saul

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

better than getting eaten by a shark

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I think the amount of people stupid enough to fall for that is absolutely astronomically small

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Call 911, probably.

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more likely 112

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Nah it’s 0118 999 881 99 9119 7253

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Call the wambulance

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The Wha-wha-mbulance?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dial whine one one for the whaaambulance!

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Perform CPR?

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Play it on the other side for the shark to see.

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Feed their corpse to a real shark.

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SHARK BAIT MOO HA HA

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Brutal

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v

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laugh

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Free shark food

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Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song. And I’ll try not to sing out of key.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They DID take a risk. shrug

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They'd be sleeping with the fishes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Point to the sign ...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pull out the terms and conditions and see them for touching the screen

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put him in the room with the others...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sue the victim.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Opposite to popular belief, being (jump) scared can not cause a heart attack.

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Dot for when someone confirms

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A lot of people would oppose you if they weren‘t dead by now.

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I'm not certain you are correct

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Really

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Please explain your results professor.

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BOOOOO!!!!!

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Laugh?

8 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 8

Exactly my response

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It does say "at your own risk"

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What if someone other than the person who touches it has a heart attack?

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They now have the risk of being sued for touching

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Somewhere Dick Wolf is frantically taking down notes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably a sign saying that people with heart problems should not go in there

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

what if my heart has problems feeling human emotions?

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What if someone touches a heart attack?

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My question as well, it does seem a liability at that point.

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So can you sue Walmart for having a heart attack at Walmart?

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If the pop up adds cause it, yes

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That'll totes hold up in court.

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It will actually.

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People stupid enough to.... Literally fall... for that, are people who should probably stay at home and never play games.

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure thats part of the reasoning behind beware of dog etc

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A Veterinarian told me by putting up that sign your admitting that you know your dog is vicious..and without doubt responsible for injuries.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you’re not supposed to enter private property anyway.. why still put the sign if it’s not public space?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Sometimes u have to enter p. property to do work when owner not home without permission. If I get bit by dog, its on owner Id assume. 1/2

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Liability. Thieves have sued people over injury incurred while trespassing cause Murica

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately it will. That’s why it says “Do not ingest” on tide pods

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But doesnt say "ingest at your own risk" tho.

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Because some idiot will then say "challenge accepted"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What do you mean unfortunately? It should hold up. Fortunately it will hold and people should be held responsible for themselves.

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I mean sure but maybe they just shouldn't let people be able to touch it in the first place.

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The “UN” was unintentional. Sorry

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What happens if you enter the room and someone else does it? and you're a bystander?

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Unfortunately? If something like that is written on a sign, it is common sense to assume something unexpected will happen.

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"unexpected"? They aren't going to turn fucking purple.

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The “UN” was unintentional. Sorry

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