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Hi. Can i get you a drink?
Because I'm the bartender
Nov 1, 2017 8:52 PM
Lockdawn
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Because I'm the bartender
humanesque
All the people ITT taking this fictional scenario written by a man as evidence of how women behave IRL...
GuywholikesWomenontop
thats an odd looking Ryan Reynolds
GeorgeBlorge
yo whats her name i swear ive seen her before
RipOffTheBandAid
Great series, but look like a hooker in a bar then start a fight because guys talk to you..
CrimsonWilly
On top of that, the point is to buy you a drink and get to know you, what an A hole
Justtogivedaupvotes
What movie is this?
NemoD
Heartbreakers. Fun movie.
oneofthecalled
Punchline in the description- nearly as bad as in the title... OPhttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/561/140/3e3.jpg
LilPina13
Jason Lee can do know wrong. Video Days.
mthrndr01
Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee
Kabe59
Is that a young Zach Galifianakis next to Sarah Silverman?
Zomboozles
Wow, I would have never guessed I would see something from this movie on imgur. My grandma LOVED it.
wingnutie
Love this movie! Especially Hackman!
GingerLaird
She may not have the intelligence of a thermos, but she sure does jump to conclusions like a bitch.
DarthSlappy
Hanasakke
fun fact: Jason Lee used to be a pro skateboarder
CassiTheVainQueen
I see you were telling the truth about having the intelligence of a Thermos...
Nightcaste
Mine at least knows the difference between hot things and cold things and acts accordingly.
CassiTheVainQueen
LOL
Gr84u2c
Ahh boobs
thedarkcanuck
Hey Earl
rjsherm17
Hey crabman!
AmateurNBAGM
Hey crabman
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Fratthew
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autoterran
I'll be in my bunk.
HoovinSchmoovin
Zoom, and enhance
BlueLagoonLurker
Not all heroes wear capes
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Hehe, yeah. *slowly takes off cape*
Sremmos
Damn JLH tho
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Zach Galifinakis?
funfactnate
and sarah silverman
wingnutie
Love this movie! Especially Hackman!
Dargnum
REPOST!!!!
Cereaza
So lesson today is: Women expect elaborate, staged, and creative pick up lines to talk to you? "Hi" is passe?
Zokalwe
You forgot "tailored for them" (and don't use the excuse that at this stage you don't know enough!)
wafflesmcwafflestein
I can't speak for anyone but me, but if a guy introduces himself before asking to buy me a drink I'm usually happy to talk over one
HieronymousFlex
Lesson is that this is a movie, and not a particularly good one. None of this should be taken as any kind of realistic human interaction.
Opportunist
Particularly to keep in mind that this interaction was scripted to make her out to be despicable. "Lol proof women suck!" "Dude...fiction."
Gorzine
Why would anyone react so violently to someone being polite and offering a drink? Real question i don't get it.
Nightcaste
The stick is too big.
chiechien
It's a movie.
Gorzine
So it doesn't happen IRL i'm kinda relieved ^^
edtwozeronine
Wait, bar tenders bring beer to your seated location? That's never happened to me in the UK in my fucking life!
NERDRAGEohacat
Hong Kong's Pizza Hut has waiters and pastas on the menu, bartender doubling as a waiter isn't the weirdest thing I've seen.
rnhrdr
It happens sometimes. Depends on the bar but there are often waiters and depending on staffing the barkeep might pick up some tables.
boopysnoot
The male penis? Ohhh wait I forgot there are like 47 genders now.
funfactnate
you scumbag son of a bitch did you just assume the number of genders there are??!?!?!? you are literally worse than hitler
gwhh
I heard on Fox News it’s 53 genders now.
Alistairetheblu
The animal kingdom gets weird.
somanywonders987
Dude, don't make it like that. Don't be that guy.
BRwithCheese
Did you just assume his gender?
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
Really, dude?
Segesta
There are only two, because that’s how chromosomes and science work. If you want to invent more, it’s just that—an invention
CyanideSprite
There are only two sexes* in humans*. Gender is a different topic of social expectations for a person based on assumptions due to their
CyanideSprite
perceived sex. Gender roles can vary greatly from time period and culture.
damspam
Youre confusing sex & gender... but furthermore, why do you care? Theres more to life than this. Find a hobby to love. Travel. I mean, shit.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
I didn't even fucking ask. This post went from a screencap from a movie to an unwarranted discussion. I fuckin hate this site sometimes.
OhCrapIDidntMeanToPickThisName
Similar thing happened last week. My bar has 200+ beer options ALONE plus cocktails. Asked woman if there was anything she wanted to try...
OhCrapIDidntMeanToPickThisName
"OH MY GAWD, WHY WOULD I WANT TO DRINK ANYTHING YOU GIVE ME!?!" ..."because I'm the bartender, ma'am."
Nelmathel
any then....
SpiritoftheSands
Well, what did she say?
memorminey
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OhCrapIDidntMeanToPickThisName
If I remember correctly, she just gave me this "triggered" look.
nerdmatic
"Now get the fuck outta my bar"
JudgementalMan
And everyone clapped
Swodan
And that bartender's name? Albert Einstein
iSoulend
Oh crap, he didn't mean to pick this name
funfactnate
200 beer options? thats fucking wild. mostly bottles then? or draft as well? also where are you?
dbell
There’s a place in Raleigh, North Carolina that has 350+ beers on draft called the beer garden
OhCrapIDidntMeanToPickThisName
Mostly bottles. It's in Illinois.
Chewiethetaco
Duke's Alehouse and Kitchen ???
pixarpizza
Brb, buying ticket to Illinois
castawayisland
World of Beer?
OhCrapIDidntMeanToPickThisName
No, but that place is fucking dope!
DisbandedRhyme
Where at in Illinois...from someone in yhe dead center of Illinois....
OhCrapIDidntMeanToPickThisName
Springfield, Illinois
ImJustAPanda
Where you at?!?!?!
OhCrapIDidntMeanToPickThisName
Springfield, Illinois
Dentalrape
No shit? Bar name?
funfactnate
this movie is about a cynical con artist who marries then divorces men and then she falls in love with this guy for real! not a great movie
onlypetunia
Not a great movie! Sad!
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I watched it on mute and it seemed ok.
Ponca
It's like any other romcom from the late 90s early 00s.. It's was ok.
ErrolStafford
I think you're also forgetting her mom giving a man a heart attack just before they have sex. Pretty integral. Still not great.
IvnWng
GEE I WONDER IF THEY'LL GET TOGETHER IN THE END
iHveNoCleverName
Guess its an unpopular opinion, but..... I love this movie!
Warlockish
It's so bad and my wife loves it AND makes me watch it. I can quote more lines from this than my favorite movie ever, Full Metal Jacket.
gwhh
What the name of this movie?
funfactnate
heartbreakers
KokoMotion
I was with you until "not a great movie" - I mean, the Russian Restaurant scene!
ItsTime4it
I can give a shit... Did you see that body ! https://media.giphy.com/media/13vjNR01dA3P5S/giphy.gif
MrJimmyRustles
Don't forget, it also features Ray Liotta.
CrotchRash
And Gene Hackman
raulote
if I remember well her mom is Lt. Ripley and Grandpa Tenembaum is in it too
definitelynotawolf
Yeah this movie had a stellar cast. And Jennifer Love Hewitt in her prime
Withcharitytowardnone
Sigourney Weaver
OverpricedCrayon
Dont forget Henry Hill is in it too.
ThorGoose
10/10 description. I like how you got really into it then shot it down.
JohnnyNameless
I'm with you! Dynamite use of an exclamation point to lure you in, but then yank the rug out from under you at the end.
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
I have seen this movie, and though not that great, I enjoy me some Jason Lee and Jennifer Love. I make up with some Chasing Amy / Dogma
deathbat428
No Mallrats?
definitelynotawolf
Yes Mallrats!
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
Of fucking course!
Thewayofthebear
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
stinkingyeti
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back wins over them all
Bigdaddyclean
Nope, that's popcorn.
MAYORofTITTYciti
What's the name of the movie?
likethisandlikethat
Heartbreakers? Something like that.
2months
My Name Is Earl
fluhatinrapper
Spurt Gurt and the Lonely Tassels.
funfactnate
heartbreakers
likethisandlikethat
Thanks!
massingberd
C'mon guys, no Darude Sandstorm?! Standards are slipping...
Martinshart
Holy shit you're right.
RelevantForOnce
man it could have been you
fightfightfightlosewinfight
sometimes jokes get less funny.
SonicDH
No, it's just... we're tired. We're just so tired. We- I dont want to escape from a cold, hard world just to be faced with another one.
TheCobb1
God how fucking true. How sad is it that we’re so tired that we don’t even feel like running. Fuck... I’m going to bed.
Eidusloemus
She says he doesn't know her... But if he was hitting on her wouldn't he get to know her a little over the drink?..
shadowex3
SJWs made it a catch-22 on purpose. Know someone first and you're a friendzoning misogynist. Don't know someone first and objectification
elrick43
Its called an ice-breaker
KatInTheCorner
When someone approaches you with drink in hand it kinda feels like they're trying to ply you with alcohol. Greet, talk, then offer.
ViolentPotato
The idea is that you buy a drink so they don't have to, a favor to open up a conversation. It's the same thing as offering to buy 1/2
ViolentPotato
Someone a coffee, just in the setting of a bar, not a coffee shop 2/2
icollectpogs
Yeah I'm like 98% sure that why most people ask.
Roshiro
And then there's the 2%...
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
https://youtu.be/kTMow_7H47Q
stairwayhierarchy
ducktape50
moonkin
this is the fundamental problem with the concept of objectification; until you get to know someone there's literally nothing else you can do
shadowex3
There's also the fact that there's literally no way to disprove the accusation, which automatically makes it total bogus.
StellarJay77
I do hear what you're saying, but ever thought of just seeing others as attractive humans with thoughts and feelings and not as objects?
tbell84
Technically speaking people are objects. Anything that has mass and occupies space is an object.
StellarJay77
Let me clear something up, I don't believe objectification is inherently bad, it's just not appropriate towards someone you don't know.
StellarJay77
Treating your SO like fuck toy that you're going to use in so many nasty ways, is really hot. At some point objectification has lost its /1
StellarJay77
meaning in general society to the point that it's apparently ok to dehumanize someone just because you find them attractive, therefore /2
Blampie
You did your best to stay neutral, but ended up on the other side anyway. Welcome to life, nerd(said in that dudes voice from that movie).
packardcaribien
Objectification is unfortunately broad enough to potentially include seeing the attractiveness while acknowledging thoughts & feelings.
StellarJay77
Apparently it's an unpopular opinion pointing out that the very definition of objectification is the act of dehumanizing someone.
Meilkor
Hello and welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department can I help you this evening?
packardcaribien
I appreciate the idea, and indeed that is the true definition; but your tone/wording implies one can avoid being accused of objectifying....
StellarJay77
I guess it's just a reality that the normalcy of sexual objectification in our society has taught people wrongly of what it is.
StellarJay77
If you doubt me, do a Wikipedia search for objectification and sexual objectification.
VizenFatale
I mran, my husband is smart, and badass, and comanding, but I objectify the Fuck out of him cause he is hot as hell to my eyes.
StellarJay77
I don't think objectification means what you think it means. Apparently a lot of people are confused about its meaning.
Opportunist
If he's cool with that, more power to the both of you! d^_^b