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May 17, 2014 8:32 PM
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rutaboss
Step 22: find out what step we are actually on.
TheOriginalMrsBabs
Step 19: Leave "Step 19" comment so I can read the comments in order. There is an 18 and a 20. C'mon!
dmannen
Step 2: Go outside.
loudnoyeses
i just threw up a little
ninmonkey
I'm not falling for that one, Satan.
Wollip
Step 24: Loath in selfpity.
Cleverley
Step 11: Go back to Imgur.
SirPremierViceroy
Done. This is easy!
elite621
always
anantaya
Oh no back up you go to your correct numerical spot
StillChasingFireflies
Step 23: Rinse and repeat.
Shayyan
Step 25: Poop
ArcaneDryad
Step 6: Miss step 4
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
I feel like Step 5 and Step 6 need to be reversed.
ninmonkey
Since there isn't a consensus, now we must do step 5, 6, then step 5 again.
captaingaymerica
Step 9: Be fine.
elite621
fine as wine
themintypigeon
hella fine as wine
WeHaveBeenOverThis
Step 16: make up steps 17 through 46.
giantonail
I'm disappointed the next step isn't 47
WeHaveBeenOverThis
it was when I posted this.
1stDownMoses
Step 48: Do not talk about Step 48.
SomethingIsntRightHere
We made it to 18 before we fucked up.
xkr73
It's perfect as of now
washurhands
Not anymore
UncleTompa
Up until 24 now
RedditPlease
Step 26: Consult your doctor
Loosebowels
Step 4: Masturbate furiously
meowneko
I love that Step 4 is now directly underneath Step 2, implying they should be done in this order.
JustBeCoolBruh
Rinse and repeat as necessary
cousteau
After seeing step 3 I wanted this to be step 4 and I'm glad this was step 4.
stutteringbob
Step 4a: Scream at top of your lungs when you forget to lock the door, and your sister walks into the bathroom only to walk away laughing
thegr8rambino
AHHAHAHAHA
IFapMercilessly
*mercilessly
trustmeitscheese
I have the worst image in my head now " FUCK YOU PENIS!!!!!"
BlueShwagger
Furiously is implied.
Abracaderpa
Step 5: Fuck bitches and hoes.
op1qo
Man im all about step 5!
jrau18
I am not seeing logical progression here.
sydneygirl
get money
thegr8rambino
Huck fitches and boes.
TaterSalads
Instructions unclear, Bitches and hoes fucked me...
Riuna
I tried to put the steps in order but I couldn't downvote any of you. I TRIED OKAY? I REALLY DID.
OliverOcelot
I think it's better this way
TheKidElement
Step 69: 69
TheYrri
7 years later: nice!
TinyGreenMenNinjaClan
Step 17: Violate a pie
PieHero
woah woah we arent doing that
elite621
so long as the pie consents
CenturianImgurian
A cherry pie? *wink wink* (The rock song or perverted joke, your choice. Depends on your age.)
Piegiver
Step 18: Think of something witty to say.
CenturianImgurian
WAIT A SECOND. LOOK AT HIS NAME. THEN LOOK AT STEP 17.
kebablord
You should work for the NSA. Of tha FBI..terroists or pedophiles, your call. Choose wisely....
Piegiver
*gasps*
DMBFDP
Oh good call
IamMasterofMyDomain
Step 8: See Step 4
ninmonkey
This is like "goto 10". You monster.
jrau18
Wait, I was told to skip step 4...
IamMasterofMyDomain
You were told to miss step 4, not skip. Damn, I missed high school does not mean I skipped High school.
jrau18
I don't... what?
IamMasterofMyDomain
Miss is not the same as skip.
jrau18
Not literally, but effectively.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Step 34: Freaky porn.
tjgg
Rule 34. Well played
GandalfTheUltraViolet
I take no credit for this. I was inspired by a comment which now appears to have been removed.
Deriggs007
Step Whatever: Fuck me I'm single
cable7193
I'm confused... Is that an interjection or a request?
kindsoberandfullydressed
I think the use of punctuation here becomes crucial.
IProbablyDontKnow
Step 42: Always bring your towel.
CountSpooku
OMG I READ THIS FAR AND IT WAS WORTH IT!!
he2lium
Step 12: run out of stairs and go back down the previous 11 steps.
doyouthinkthisisagamenothisispatrick
You win all the Internets.
Groose
I really want this to be top comment but at the same time i want you to stay where you are
he2lium
Same.
MindBlowingFacts
Step 13: Be attractive.
L1NK3Y
No upvote for you, because you broke the combo...
differentsarah
Be attractive again!
SpicedNipples
Attractiveness intensifies
Walrosity
damnit this was step 1... what do I do guys
notablyabsent
Step 15: Watch every episode of Firefly in a day
onecowboytoo
Twice.
rikairchy
Followed by Serenity
everythingismelting
I just did this.
NotoriousNewtt
Everything managed to be in order until you had to mention Firefly… Nobody can down vote Firefly.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
I'll go with you!
Kalzaks
Step 7: Wake up
Ihmhi
Step 7.5: ,wake up, it's da first of tha mooooonth
wassamattayu
FUDDAFFFAHHDABADDABADDA MAKEUP
Rasl3erry
Drank
btinfy
Pass out.
Macblt
Drank
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Sit down.
QJO317
Step 20: Do...... ALL HAIL THE HYPNO TOAD
Lastdarkninja
THIS WAS THE LAST COMMENT BEFORE EVERYTHING GOT FUCKED.WHAT.DID.YOU.DO.
LinkedSpirit
I AM SO SORRY THAT I MUST DOWNVOTE FOR THE STEP 19 MUST ADVANCE
cjmithrandir
its ok bro, it was a noble sacrifice that needed to be made for the good of us all.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
STep 14: post sauce
dropdatbrasslow
Bumping
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Woooo!
AlpacaGalaxy
Bump (for proper numerical order)
fusrodaayyummmgurl
Goooo Bilbo!!!
JanitorsApprentice
http://www.themijachronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sauce_1.jpg
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Good lord I need a cocktail sausage for that.
Ironicgimmickaccount
this is a comment to get 14 to its rightful place
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Why thank you. Step 14 must, of course, be in the right place.
ILikeDoge
Step 0: Be born
rutaboss
Sorry buddy, no going to the top for you
demizu
sorry buddy, you like doge, not even sorry
GandalfTheUltraViolet
A valiant attempt at top comment.
lmLying
Couldn't have said it better myself.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
I wish him well. He won't make it, but still.