IFartMoreThanHim
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Jul 7, 2017 2:55 AM
IFartMoreThanHim
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z3lfmoord
That guy has never heard of blocking a number?
riChchestMat
Didn't happen. Bot never responded.
wobblecopterr
The hero we need
Sampool
"I've got a business to run" kills me everytime
canibFrank
Good work dude.
Bluegrasslass
That was beautiful.
antoinebugleboy
Fuck Harris. I hope his balls get infected by drug resistant flesh eating bacteria and he has spectacularly sensitive nerves until death.
HannibalHoseth
ROFL that jackass thinks he's running a 'business' xP
mynamesbryson
What do you guys think the sh_t word is?!
ICarpeYourDiems
It's obviously shqt
Morkboosic
Why did that make me laugh so much? Fml
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
I admire your dedication, and am jealous of your free time. +1
BernerMuntschi
My first mentor taught me: "If you want to get something done, ask a busy man." People with loads of free time tent to get nothing done.
HelloMax
Incredibly true.
HapaxxxLegomaniaxxx
More ham pls
oieokillertofu
Oh look, more fake texting...reposted fake texting.
Fefeaage
Suscribed
nohappydance
I LOVE THIS GUY! I wish I could do that. He is graduate of Tom Mabe school of troll: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7OgWcwgB50&t=68s
Yeraton
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CausticSarcasm
Old gold.
katseiko
Isn't this cold call thing - even for recruitment - illegal in civilized countries? If you do that in Europe, get ready to pay the courts..
Janusha
Had to censor the word "shit" through that whole thing... For what purpose? To be able to sell this at Wallmart or something ?
whiskeyvillage
Lost it with Naughty Otter
icedbroom
I am literally in tears right now! I can't stop fucking laughing lol!
FartLongerNotHarder
If only there was a way to block a number
v1nsai
Don't respond to these. They'll just add your number to their database as active and keep calling you. Never pick up their calls either.
Kierbear2g
fake
Kadugodi
you've just subscribed to fake facts of the day!
Kierbear2g
unsubscribe
GuyThatHatesUsernames
Who's Harris?
Counterfit
Aziz Ansari's cousin
JohnnyDeformed
You don't know Harris? He represents a Fortune 500 company.
Unchartify
guys we have to guess the key word i think it was sheet what yall thinking
668neighborOFTHEbeast
To make it real you should've left the number (maybe censored if you prefer) instead of saving in your contacts as Harris.
TheRaiderofRandom
Cocksucker has the gal to call his scams a business and then gets angry at being subjected to the same shit he does.
mathematicalmole
That's because it's fake.
kittybuttwiggle
Plenty of scammers actually get angry when you don't cooperate with them though. Boggles the mind really.
LurKaiSen
Well yeah, you don't give them your money. BTW, I need you to wire me back $500 from the overpayment. Or I call FBi on you.
SarcasticComment
I used to have Indian scammers calling my parents house. They were not receptive to my Simpson's impression of Apu.
WelcomeToGoodBurgerHomeOfTheGoodBurgerCanITakeYourOrder
Mmmm sexy Ham.
DixonHillPrivateEye
besn
aRepost
NballardPDX
4shizzlemynizzle
i have not looked at ham from that perspective
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
You mean you've been using ham wrong all this time? I bet you never had mustard bra straps either.
FilthyRaider
Someone got hoisted on their own petard.
namiasdf
As in the infested terrans of AOE2?
TheBlueMuppet
Never go full petard.
bollincrown
Idle thumbs!
ss10t
O, 'tis most sweet, when in one line two crafts directly meet.
stupidfools
I only know this saying because of Veep.
silvermist321
I know it from Family Guy. Stewie says it repeatedly in the first couple of seasons.
ZombieJonSnow
Thanks Violet!
metalfoto
Best one was the Vice guy who got that follow up after a nigerian king. Like the scammer was asked to show photo in obama mask or whatever
metalfoto
here: https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/mvbn38/how-we-got-the-cover-143298-v20n12
MrMilkmanD
CardboardEmpress
The phrase is "hoist with his own petard". Not hoisted, not by or on.
TheBlueMuppet
I mean, what a petard, am i right?
icanhazusername
canibFrank
I always think of Picard when I hear this phrase.
Sithlordofnachos
FilthyRaider
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/hoist-by-your-own-petard.html
d0uble0h
I literally only know that saying because of Futurama.
VoicesByJAE
Family guy Stewie says it when he's talking to his bear Rupert and is told gullible isn't in the dictionary. When is it in Futurama?
d0uble0h
I can't remember exactly, but I believe Tinny Tim says it. Haven't watched the show in a while, but only instance I've seen.
SummonerGill
Come on every one knows that phrase is wrong. You hoist your own petard, it's a bomb you put on gates. Then it blew up and killed you.
Hybris51129
Exactly, does no one remember Age of Empires II?
ParryLost
I always assumed it "hoisted" you in the sense that it blew up in your face and threw you up into the air! That was my mental image.
BrassXD
Thank you. A petard is basically a more portable medieval breaching charge. You hoist it, and it blows up in your face.
spronkfu
Ever listen to idle thumbs?
SummonerGill
No, should I? :)
spronkfu
It's a lovely podcast. Gaming focused. And they have a running gag about being hoisted by their own petards.
SummonerGill
Nice, love a podcast, commutes can be so long. Thanks for the recommendation