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I have been on the Depo-Provera birth control shot for three years now. I love it.
My doctor knows about the lactating and thought it was funny when I brought it up. She even told me it would stop IF I stopped squirting everything... I have yet to stop squirting everything.
Front page edit, if we still do these... but I've gotten a few interesting questions
1- Farthest distance so far has been 18" That is the equivalent of one american girl doll. I haven't tried for distance long, I normally just shoot at stuff.
2- the lactating started 4-6 months after I stared the Depo shots, so the second shot.
3- yes three years is a long time, thank you for your concern. I sit next to women in the waiting room who have been on it for 10+ Also I have a history of chronic migraine, and with the medications I am taking to keep that under control. the Depo was the only hormone option available to me. my first neurologist suggested abstinence, I practiced abstinence from his office.
4- I honestly don't think it tastes like anything. it does have a slight stick to it.
5-I do use them as weapons, hence the title.
6- Don't send nudes, send dad jokes. My dad has too many, I need to beat him in the dad joke war.
OldeTymeMemry
Please inbox me a video, thank you.
Vataron
Donate it
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
Alright OP be real, how does it taste?
KeepCalmAndNikon
Damn never had that side effect on depo... have fun?
Kittybitters
Careful with that. Depo was my first birth control, messed up my body for years afterwards. I still don't have a regular cycle anymore.
JohnQPubic
Gonorrheus
Have you tasted It yet?
ByzantineMan
Marking your territory. The first tag to make me laugh out loud
Kamelkoff
milking your territory.
WhetPhart
JimboGreaves
Ankhetaton1
But DO you bring all the boys to the yard ?
DeathsDeathOfRats
This happened to a friend of mine due to a benign brain tumour. Got the milk show several times.
arimareiji
I wish I'd seen this soon enough to make a timely comment on how a "milk show" sounds like the latest swinger fetish.
d0o0o0d
sailingthesoutherncross
Sure...it's all fun and games til somebody's eye gets put out!
tkohl
A lot of boys in the yard, then...
HippDeutschMan
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
It's so fun. Used to do target practice in the shower when I was nursing. I can shoot a bottle from about 2.5ft.
TheBigLetdown
Inbox me. This is in my interest
swedishmetalhead
Now you got us all wondering. How far?
BoxesofFoxes
Be careful, @OP. Depo leeches the calcium out of your bones. Make sure you're getting plenty extra.
tzarotna
I am a calcium whore.
Scythrael
Pew pew.
ImTheDoctorNow
Stev757
pump em and sell the breast milk to some hipster ice cream parlor. They love putting wacky shit on their menus.
tzarotna
If I saw human breast milk ice cream on a menu. I would cry because they ruined ice cream, and then the place would have a kitchen fire.
tzarotna
some how. I don't know how. I don't know if hipsters even use kitchens...
Stev757
I regret to tell you that several parlors across the world have offered it at some point.
kevincow
Wait, birth control can affect breast size?
PaleNewMoon
Have two upvotes to counteract the one downvote. Vive l'apprentissage!
Lfa3
Can, but... there's the side effects. After a long time I gave up on pills. Having a much better life now.
kevincow
I don't know why I was downvoted. It was an honest question. I seriously know nothing about boobs except that they're nice to look at.
shorr
Sure, it's hormones. Can also cause gathering water and other nice stuff making you take on weight. They can do a lot of things
Lfa3
And induce depression, bring higher chances of thrombosis, mess with insulin resistance in PCOS cases... it's a wild thing sometimes :(
SuperSecretAsianMan
alrino333
RyanK252
TheLordCommander
boxesoftacos
I'm surprised I don't see more gifs from this show. It definitely has material
TronWolf
AllDemCanadianBones
Yeah sign me up for the #ThatsMyFetish party
CatBlaster5000
I never understood the sexual attraction to lactation, what's the appeal?
EvilDeadTed
It's a feminine trait.
DigitalMau
milk is delicious
CatBlaster5000
http://imgur.com/CnWSdy8
DigitalMau
well it is!
CatBlaster5000
So, it's just a combination of your sexual appetites, along with your actual appetites?
beegobuzz
Careful about continual use of that damned shot. It has a chance to put you thru pre-menopause and pack on weight. Src: Me, 75 lbs ago. :(
HPCmonkey
As a slightly less obese dude than I was 3 months ago, it's all calories. (short of tumor growth). Eat fewer calories, lose them lbs.
tzarotna
I went from being underweight to being just slightly over what my doctor wanted me at. I gained 50lbs and lots of pants
jsmi813
What's an alternative though that keeps my period away?
EmeraldLight
Take the pill without stopping/the placebo week. But that stopped working for me pretty quick and I resumed bleeding, so I've been on depo
EmeraldLight
for about 4? years now. My doctor did a stint in a bone clinic for a year and isn't worried about my bone density at all.
beegobuzz
Take breaks and use pill in-between. Ask your doc about it all. It stopped my periods entirely for 3 years, had hair loss, packed on 1/2
beegobuzz
2/2 over 50+ lbs in a year, turned into a sobbing mess. Was on it after having a baby, so it really didn't help.
HPCmonkey
hysterectomy?
lunaulysses
If it weren't an expensive and invasive procedure that Dr's are scared to give out (Unles you've had kids...) I'd totally go for it.
CherryPyro
Most doctors freak out and refuse to let you get a hysterectomy if you are under 30 :(
beegobuzz
There's also a uterine ablation, if you're sure you don't ever want kids.
Merhabi
okay like i dont even need it to be nudes can you do a video of you shooting it out? keep your breasts out of frame if necessary.
al640814
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JayboBaggins
This, so much this.
LGBoFJBoFYT
@OP please tho
3amLeaf
I didnt know i was curious about this
steazyae
Head on over to the pornhub and search for milk or lactating and get hours of what you are lookin for
No1wurthknowin
Autodots...
boxesoftacos
WillowFox
Yea, good call. I'll allow it.
Merhabi
Whats your record? How are you measuring it?
tzarotna
I can get roughly a a foot and a half away, before my arc gets bad and it just all goes down.
Merhabi
That's fucking incredible. I am so excited by this prospect.
PandraPierva
That's fucking impressive
JustAnotherImgurHuman
Don't people sell their breast milk online? Could be some extra income for you.
slcdirtmerchant
blandann
Aren't you only supposed to be on depo for two years max because it is dangerous for your bones ?
toastiebanana
Ten years now is fine
Lfa3
YEP! But you see, there are doctors and... doctors... As long as said problem falls in other specialist's hands, they don't care that much.
Corrodias
Only 2 years? Then what's even the point?
EmzeexD
Lol nah thats all shit. I've been on it for about 8 years. As long as keep up a healthy dose of calcium in my diet its a-okay
toastiebanana
Exactly! ! And weight bearing exercises like walking
tzarotna
I spoke with my obgyn about it, its safe if my diet is in check. and currently i'm safer on it than off of it.
personalpackagehandling
that's the long and short of it. your dr is comfortable with you continuing it, so you can continue it. i'm starting year 3 soon. i love it.
jsmi813
I got told 2 years and I've also been told 'as long as you like', so long as calcium intake is at or above DRI. But info is very conflicting
princessjassy
As PHD Pharmacist, its only dangerous if you don't get enough calcium and fail to get the recommended Bone density scan every two years
jsmi813
I've been on it for 2 years nearly, but I'm more concerned about how it will effect menopause as I'm not releasing an egg monthly?? No info
toastiebanana
Your egg still is released ever month it just has no lining to stick to
insertstandardusernamehere
Definitely. My doc failed to mention it when I went on it, coming off it 5 years later resulted in all sorts of issues
legacyweaver
Wow, I'd be all kinds of furious about an oversight like that. Hope it's nothing permanent :(
insertstandardusernamehere
I was at the time, I'm having a few issues now and part of mw questions if depo could have caused this
Zulzima
Yes. I was on it for many years and broke my foot once just walking. It also can decrease sex drive significantly.
personalpackagehandling
dunno, my drive is significantly higher now that i don't have to worry about babies :)
Tundra314
Can confirm. They recommended 2 years with use of calcium intake supplements.
realbrickwall
Well now she has milk to help with that ol' Calcium!
tzarotna
You can't absorb vitamin c without vitamin d, remember that.
flygonbreloom
So you're saying I should go walking while drinking. Better than drink driving, I suppose.
realbrickwall
Before anyone says anything this is a joke I am aware that is not even slightly how that works.
dovahsevobrom
I was ready to obliterate you. Well joked. +1 /sarcasm
ReauxstBeatz
Was going to comment the same thing. That's what our GP told us. Girlfriend had been on for 3 years. GP freaked and pulled immediately.
blandann
Everyone I know who's used depo have all been told only 2 years of use
Fuckweasel
You can read more about that here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medroxyprogesterone_acetate#Black_box_warning
WeatherWiz
I thought you could only do that when you're pregnant?
Locolarue
No, not at all. :D
WeatherWiz
Honestly that's kinda cool. Free milk!
ilovebreakfastburritos
Some men can even do it.
WeatherWiz
The day I shoot our milk from my nipples is the day I realize I probably have been given superpowers
ilovebreakfastburritos
You would probably be correct
tzarotna
The depo shot is a hormone shot, it tricks your body into thinking you're pregnant
thirdworldrepresent
Hey, umm.. Did your chest hurt? Mine did for the 1st two months but it didn't get any bigger :( lol
WeatherWiz
So what's the upside to this versus being on the pill?
tzarotna
I take meds for chronic migraine, so I had limited options birth control wise.
Altas
A lot of people have found that psilocybin in magic mushrooms helps with severe migraines.
tzarotna
The pill, the normal birth control, increased stroke chance. And I was already at a stroke chance with my meds.
WeatherWiz
Ah I see. So the shots are the only other option. How many do you take? How long do they last
CALVINandHOBBSdreamteam
Good to know! I am a stroke risk too and have new severe migrains. I always hated the pill and never stook with it.
BrosephStalinTheSecond
Plot twist: You're a dude
coloneljack1234
blautsjeta
TheAssholeRacist
I had to come back and upvote this comment
DeathsDeathOfRats
Isn't that the shot they give male sex offenders to suppress their sex drive?
Ticklebooty
tsrivishnu
Holy fucking shit ... why haven't I seen this before ?!
KyrosXIII
Plot twist twist: op is a male llama
Deacold
I have questions, and I want to see that
tzarotna
If I were a dude I would probably be seeing how far I could shoot my other stuff.... Now. Naw I love being a girl thanks.
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Vaanhalen
Youthful distance is about 8 or 9 feet, decreases with age
NewToTheEnterwbs
Yeah you'll aim for the toilet but next thing you now you shoot out your window.
BrosephStalinTheSecond
Other stuff? 2lewd4me
FrankyBabes
If you ever get the chance (not sure why you would), try pissing with an erection. It's like a rifle. The added length increases muzzle vel.
Nize426
"how do you know if you haven't tried" -people trying to convince straight men to suck a dick.
someorangesplease
GoldenSun3DS
I can't help but think of this when I hear "let's see how far we've come!" on the radio.
livinglife9009
Trust me if you were a dude, you'll be shooting blanks within 48 hours. I know from experience.
NuiNiuhiNui
I do not believe that THIS is about procreation. It has something to do with freedom of expression.
DuckyofDeath123
I think he means if you constantly hand crank the sperm bank, you'll run out of ammo and nothing will come out no matter how hard you yank.
NuiNiuhiNui
Totally get it. Why quantify it? This is about personal enjoyment/hobby. Can it not be both, if you have the ability?
HarazhanGFsphone
I never thought about seing how far I could shoot. And I'm a Man. Why did I never think about it ???
GoldenSun3DS
Me, too.
merlinious
Protip, save up for a week beforehand. Also being horny for as long as possible before launch.
XBrionnaX
@OP Keep an eye on your breasts. If it hurts massage and put a warm towel/cloth ontop of your breasts to get the milk flowing. Careful with
XBrionnaX
Letting it collect and back up as it can engorge. Which hurts and makes your breasts swell a tiny bit. If you want you can invest in a
XBrionnaX
Breastpump. You can look up on the internet which are good and how to clean them. Did these things myself and works good for me
XBrionnaX
Also as for dad jokes. Got none atm, will try to give you some when I find some or make one up myself
Enohpoxas
There's world records on that. Think it's about three - four meters or so
FurtiveGlancer
Japan? Japan.
Enohpoxas
Quite sure it wasn't.
Hyero
That guy's entire lower musculature must have imploded from the force to create that length.
merlinious
Or maybe he was really high up?
Hyero
Maybe, but I prefer thinking the guy suffered from something that looked like boneitis immediately afterward.