Iukeskywalker
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May 1, 2016 8:30 AM
Iukeskywalker
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th3goodj3rk
That chin strap on the "cheater." So much cringe how accurate that is...
nevadasteve
JackMackerel
"There's a Rocket in my Pocket" and "Hop on Mom"
srcs030
hey nerds, women don't care if you cheat if you're hot
WildBluntHickok
"My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket" "One Bitch Two Bitch Dead Bitch Blue Bitch", and my favorite "My Colon Can Moo, Can You?"
Ryanodinereceptor
Sooo am I the main character in (quite literally) all of these?
JackMackerel
"The Tough Coughs as he Ploughs Yo Mama"
RetroPhantom
I'm reading #3 and #5 currently.
imwithcayde6andproud
I was expecting Alexander and the Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad sex with condoms all over the bed.
PlaneMan
The internet made me believe that anxiety attacks would be a much bigger problem.
Emibars
I hate over simplifications. Not all cool kids have terrible jobs.We may say so because it gives us confort that someone is doing worst.
Jagius
I mean, most of the time I see them working at the car wash or Quick Lube. Minimum wage treats em real well.
Vacationdad
My 10 year reunion is coming up and I honestly cannot wait. I want to do a stand upset and just let loose.
SomeMoistenedBint
Horton Hires a Ho
spacerocks
sumothername
Related. https://youtu.be/AfYbQIArZS0
NotMichaelAtAll
SNEETCHES BE BEETCHES!
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Number 2 is my fetish
daiconrad
This comment works on multiple levels.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
#2 Spanking, Beastiality, and... I don't get the cop/truck ones
Hendlton
Male strippers and fat smelly truck drivers?
TheMusicBandit
For real though, my band director that I had all of high school read us "Oh the Places You'll Go" my senior year and I cried like a baby
thegraphiteknight
I read The Giving Tree for the first time when I was 21. I cried in front of my roommates. Nobody warned me!
SheGetsHungryForDinnerAt8
My band director would never try to appeal to us in any way. I guess he's got a lot on his plate with a 300 person marching band though
leekyfaucet
My boyfriend gave me a signed copy of that book for graduation. Serious welling up.
TheMusicBandit
That's adorable, and I doubt a leekyfaucet like you just "welled up" :p
likestowastetime
This.
Mechlai
I'm looking at "where the cool kids are now" and I'm just thinking... employed? Lucky...
busybee
Illustration makes it.
likestowastetime
YES. It's all about the illustration. "busybee"?! Like from the Christopher Guest movie, "Best of Show"?
busybee
I wish it were that cool, lol. Was a full time student, w/3 kids and a part time job. Was just busy all the time. Imgur kept me sane, lol!
5700
One text, two text, unprotected sex, tolerating a psychotic woman to raise your children as if the family dynamic of the 50's is still real
eagle193
well, that took a turn...
earlywormy
That dynamic was lost with 3rd wave feminism
ZekeAskirion
just because the movement happened doesnt mean everyone followed it
Butterlumps
0fucksgiven
Captain neckbeard
MrPornProfessional
M'Lady
theshrektacularshrek
*tipping intensifies*
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theshrektacularshrek
MAXIMUM OVERTIPPAGE!
LunaLuscus
Now I have that goddamn song in my head thanks.
theshrektacularshrek
What song?
LunaLuscus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA You're welcome and I'm not sorry.