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Feb 12, 2021 4:13 PM
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G081
No but you take what the wreck has to dish out like a man!
TheJustOkayGatsby
My experience with cops has been pretty comparable to airbags. Can't stop the crash and only shows up when shit goes sideways
Enigma3780
They probably didn't have money for the airbags...
DarkSock
They should bring back the Chrysler neck belts… https://www.theonion.com/chrysler-halts-production-of-neckbelts-1819564298
Turbogoat
Airbags? That's like getting teabagged by your own car!
ilikegirlsalot
If did not die in car crash you are gay, this is common knowledge
HeydanSeegil
Super gay
harribobs
just wtf are you dopey americans twats thinking right now? did Q tell you that?
beefosupremo
Call me gay because I've survive 3 car accidents.
MagicBaconBits
Must think having bags blast in your face is gay or something
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Take that juggalos?
CUBErk
Does being gay automatically make you not a real man? I'm so confused.
VresiBerba
Jesus-fucking-christ, the comment section is a God, damn disaster. How can there be this much stupid around in one place.
VresiBerba
Yea, I lost INT reading this shit.
ThrockmortonTheSkateboarder
The comment is just as stupid. Manly is not the opposite of gay. If anything, it would be something like "girly" (but gender isn't binary).
GayCanadianJew
That’s the point.........
quixotegut
Only pussies survive a horrific car crash... apparently.
Katateochi
Guess I'm a pussy then.
Lurch1911
It’s a joke not a dick don’t take it so hard.
gersploosh
“Antifascist Juggalo Action” sounds like one heck of a party though.
ArgentXero
Cars are such shit now being made of styrofoam & plastic, not like back in the days where when they were made with real American steel. You
ArgentXero
see what happens when an American car crashes into the cheap China ones? We were much safer back then with our steel cars and no seat belts!
ArgentXero
/s
itachipirate
My $700 truck has no airbags. Maybe trying to keep a positive outlook about being broke as fuck? Probably a racist though seeing that flag
YouCanCallMeCal
This...isn't anti gay? Real men? I mean maybe it's toxic masculinity but not homophobic...
Ghlargh
It depends on who says it. If a gay guy says "That there is a real man" he's probably pointing at a good looking guy showing off his body.
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
This is identifying the sticker as alike to the "fellas is it gay to…" meme, which is about the comical extreme of performative masculinity
PerpetualExhaustion
TaKE thAt LiBtARdS!
evocatiranch
I'm pretty liberal and I've made that joke about my no air bags 99 1 ton chevy truck.
badatediting
FlamedLion
I think it's a joke sticker put on older cars, like "honk if parts fall off"
DavidCopaFeal
The blue lives matter shit says otherwise
FlamedLion
My eyes are still fucked up so it all looks grey to me
VresiBerba
In what way does one sticker cancel the other out?
jethro007
Yes. Allow me to explain: In the Johnny Lawrence/Cobra Kai universe. Everything is either A) Badass or B) For Pussies... In this case...
jethro007
...surviving without a seatbelt is clearly Badass, therefore wearing a seatbelt makes you a pussy... ergo... wearing a seatbelt is gay.
VresiBerba
AIRBAG. The fuck is happening in this comment section?! Are people THIS bad at reading? There are dozens of you!
jethro007
And now I realize that this makes absolutely no sense whatsoever but I'm leaving it here anyway. You're welcome
MotorMeyerFromMars
Don't you bring Johnny and Cobra Kai into this!
kamkor1
If they want to kill themselves let them, it can only improve our country
mybrothersmario
Problem is they become large heavy projectiles
VresiBerba
Without airbags? Really?
VresiBerba
Want to kill themselves? You are aware there are cars that are not equipped with airbags, yes?
BeckyNosferatu
Depends on the model, but it's standard issue in any car passed the 90s to have them. Older of course, don't.
VresiBerba
You'd think a joke bumper sticker about the lack of airbags only works on cars not equipped with... airbags.
DizzierDizzi
Super gay to survive a cat crash
DizzierDizzi
Car• but cat crash seems better
MerryXMan
I would partake in a cat crash, but could we call it a pussy crash?
dWhiskey
First sticker (I support the police) second sticker ( I break the law)
VresiBerba
AIRBAG!
MacClay
Nothing illegal about driving a vehicle that predates airbags.
dWhiskey
"I don't think this vehicle predates 1941" -officer at the window
MacClay
Okay, predates the airbag mandate. I do appreciate the technicality though!
dWhiskey
I'm not trying to die on a hill, I'm just trying to make a funny, kudos for being a good sport
yanaimean
Science and facts are for pussies, obviously. /*s
algavinn
Man, don't tell them guns were made with science and technology, or they're gonna fuckin lose it.
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
i mean, why they gotta use a car, or central heating, or electricity? anything other than stone tools makes you a p*ssy. Go on boys, lose em
PoorSucker
JeezusJuice
There’s nothing unscientific about this sticker. They are definitely more likely to die without airbags.
Problemwoodchuck
Yeah, basically. My old boss is a moon landing conspiracy nut & 100% MAGA. He thinks scientific theories are debatable because "it's just a-
Problemwoodchuck
-theory, they don't know for sure" on stuff like global warming
GodtheFather
They can try to prove global warming wrong. If I have to I can just move your sun closer to you. Show them a real warming.
burningeagle
Could you just send another flood? They’ll call it a gay conspiracy and won’t get on the arks.
Gorapora
This is an old joke for beater cars.
Scrambles667
I don't need no chair, sittin is for pussies! - proud thug
matracokura42
Carlito!
Ninjainslippers
As a white male, I get so many people coming at me with crazy toxic masculinity, racist bullshit, and so on because I'm "on their side".
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
Same. I have a large beard, so at first glance I probably look like a lot of the confederate-wannabes in my northwestern state.
Ninjainslippers
Oregon? Definitely Oregon. I'm in WA and we have our crazies too but OR and northern CA are fucking terrifying.
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
Pretty close, Idaho actually.
Ninjainslippers
Ah I forgot Idaho. Same as Oregon, there are some cool spots but you get out into the rural areas and it gets weird.
Ninjainslippers
Also, pro tip: grow your hair out. Long hair + beard = hippie. Short hair + beard = ????
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
I'm working on it. It's nearing 6 in. which isn't quite long enough for instant "hippie" status. I'm going for shoulder length.
Netskimmer
It's a joke, usually put on older vehicles produced before airbags became standard.
UnimpressedButNaked
That light on the top of the car wasnt on trucks old enough to not have airbags
sizedoesntmatter
Snowpossum
Really we're here for the comparison of the joke to the thin blue line sticker. They contrast each other in a fitting way.
o4kill
NO BODY ARMOR we die like real men
OldGreyBeast
I don't have the stickers, but yeah my DD is an 87, nae an airbag. I ride a motorcycle though so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Leaps
It is a bad joke.
Kasperthecarguy1990
Car has a third brake light, I am willing to bet it also has at least one airbag.
ematic
Yep It seems like a newer shaped 3rd light too, so like maybe a 2000s Silverado etc. 3rd brake was introduced 1986. Airbags Late 80s.
WickedSludge
3rd brake lights became mandatory in 1993. Airbags in 1995. You can do the math.
gablestout
Chevrolet/GM started putting third lights as an option on their trucks in 1988, airbags in 1994. Ford added them in 1992 and 1994
VresiBerba
It would be a rather weird thing to put on a car that DOES have airbags though, wouldn't it.
gablestout
Chevrolet/GM started putting third lights as an option on their trucks in 1988, airbags in 1994. Ford added them in 1992 and 1994
FairweatherHobbyist
CHMSL became mandatory end of '85, you didn't get airbags in Chevy trucks until 1995.
gablestout
In cars only. They weren't mandatory on light trucks until 1994, But Chevy started putting them on in 1988
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
The Blue Lives Matter flag leads me to believe it's not a joke.
nipplepanties
No that's how you know they're a big joke
TheBigBadBonerBiter
That was my exact thought too.
RayGiIIette
Well if we're pointing things out the image is grainy and the flag and text look too bright to be there naturally so I doubt it's even real.
chanakinskywalker
Some aspects of blue lives matter are an absolute joke, but that blue line flag was around long before to mourn LODD for police.
chanakinskywalker
and the same with a red line for firefighters.
An2lar
I mean. Is it possible it is a joke. And he has a blue lives matters flag?
Raysyk
Maybe that's also part of the joke.
Boydok
I mean, it's possible to be a terrible person and purchase a novelty bumper sticker...
VresiBerba
How do this compute?
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
People with a Blue Lives Matter flag tend to be overly-macho types who think weakness is a sign of being less of a man.
VresiBerba
Do they now. Right, well, it doesn't make the sticker any less of a joke not related to sexual affinity, physical prowess or gender.
MerryXMan
Gay men are also real men...
BigBadBillyBoy
*Can also be* I’ll judge a gay guy as much as I judge straight guys.
DKB13
Especially the Bears
sc363
I don't think the post was implying that, just hypocrisy against it's own hypocrisy
itachipirate
Theres nothing manlier than a dude fucking another dude in the ass. 200% man instead of hetero wimpy 100% man sex
ScrippyChan
Apparently we aren't. :V
PhiIIipJFry
Yeah they are but also the kind of person with that sticker probably doesn't think so
roberSuperVoter
Gay men are the realest men, they fuck men. It's fucking wimpy to want to have a woman, just fuck a bloke and sound like bears doing it.
bananemagik
I mean, to be fair, what even is a real man ?
SparklingUnicornFarts
Gay men are not fucking pussys
MerryXMan
rowzdowr
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
I mean... they fuck men. Is there anything manlier than that?
roberSuperVoter
I think I understand that reference
KarenFromTheHOA
Fucking a grizzly, duh
DeepAnalTongue
Not sure, but I've heard some of them are bears. That would count, right?
DKB13
Fucking two men?
LurkerOfDarkness
Never knew I was as manly as I apparently am, is there an upper limit?
Smayds
Not that I've found, so far at least.
LollipopKid
Glad I'm not the only one that picked up on that
drunkenvalley
Idk about you, but I don't think we need a PhD to figure out what the pickup owner thought real men were.
LollipopKid
They think only gay men use airbags?
MerryXMan
I enrolled at university for nothing then.
imakesoft
Hating gay is illogical because they leave more ladies for rest of us.
shamanbaptist
imakesoft
I see this as an absolute win.
shamanbaptist
I posted this in order to use it here and it got to the front page. Multiple people were like “WhAT aBOuT LesBIAns?” Like, it’s a joke bro.
TerryTheOcellatedTurkey
As a real gay man, i am in fact a man, gay and (unfortunately for others and not me) i am real
roberSuperVoter
*solipsism kicking in* do you exist though?
SnaccAttacc
Have you ever really been so much as to gay for exist?
TerryTheOcellatedTurkey
I feel like many people, according to the people around them, Were too gay to exist.
Zreen
TheBerryMan was doing a meme
TerryTheOcellatedTurkey
The k2 i took when i was 22 told me i wasnt.
rowzdowr
Who the fuck's downvoting this? ಠಿ_ಠ
TerryTheOcellatedTurkey
Some nerd
runo
If you really think about it, gay men are the manliest of all men, which is why bigots fear them so much. One man plus one man is TWO men.
Yourmumzilla
I mean they fuck other men! That's hardly gay. - Steve Hughes
ScrippyChan
LordProudspire
So manly there won't be a single woman involved!
BigBadBillyBoy
I’ll grant that assumption if you can prove that all gay men can change a tire or something equally productive.
Yourmumzilla
All gay men? So by your assumption every straight man in the world is born with the knowledge of how to change a tire. Even Tibetan monks?
BigBadBillyBoy
Did I say that?
Yourmumzilla
No you didn't, which is why I said "by your assumption" I'm just taking what you said and twisting it to the other extreme. To show you how
rowzdowr
My gay neighbor was over for dinner & convinced my 5 kids to talk in whispers for an entire night as a game. I'll never be that manly.
AroAce
Til being someone means you have to change tires lmao.
Mormegil147
What an ignorant and bigoted statement
BigBadBillyBoy
What a quick and fucking stupid judgement. I love these productive discussions.
Mormegil147
It wasn't quick or stupid. I took my time evaluating what you said and chose my words carefully.
pattus
Relax ppl. All gay men are manlier then straight men or if one gay is unproductive then all gay men are not manly? Both exaggerative
runo
I mean, I'm a straight dude that knows how to change a tire, and I don't see how basic tool use and reading a manual makes me more manly...
BigBadBillyBoy
My assessment is based on capability of productivity. What’s equally productive? Lots of things.
runo
Okay? Guess I'm gonna have to tell my super-productive best friend (full-time job, caretaker and painter when off-work) that she's manly now
GriffinMann41
Okay but like how does being gay factor into that at all?
EndOfMeaning
The ability of changing a tire is the epitome of real manliness?
BigBadBillyBoy
Or equally productive.
Yourmumzilla
What about serve in the armed forces? That's productive and their are plenty of gay men in the military that's a damn fact!
EndOfMeaning
But you're still saying that changing a tire is about the most manliest thing someone can do.
icommentwithsteveharvey
If We hAvE sEaTbElTs wHy Do wE NeEd AiRbAgS!
vicvalour
Why do we have either if we have road signs
Gorapora
this is an old joke for beater cars/trucks.
IamGr007
Republican logic
INeverWaitForIt
Remember, if the other person isn't driving drunk, then it's okay for you to drive drunk! -Matt Gaetz, Murderer, Congressman, probably.
Sprinx
But like-minded people also think that the govt. can’t tell them to wear a seat belt. Same “logic” as anti-maskers and bikers w/o helmets.
icommentwithsteveharvey
Slap em with a fine
kosherpork
I mean technically... seatbelts do more to save lives than airbags.
VresiBerba
You mean other than it showing in the picture? The sticker is a joke.
slowandlow
Because most accidents aren’t likely to cause you to break your neck, but the ones that would don’t because of airbags. They also 1>
slowandlow
help prevent long-term injuries, especially to your head and neck
icommentwithsteveharvey
Technically abstinence leads to less pregnancy, but sex ed leads to more responsible parenting
CorydorasAfavorplease
Teaching abstinence only leads to more pregnancy however, by stigmatizing sex and failing to educate on parenting and pregnancy prevention.
icommentwithsteveharvey
I agree, I meant actually practicing abstinence is 100% safe sex, doesnt mean its the best option tho lol
CorydorasAfavorplease
Yup
Teasaurus
Bold of you to assume someone this fucking mentally thin would be wearing a seatbelt.
SlyMrFox
They are, though? Picture shows it.
Atharaenea
It doesn't show it, it shows it's buckled in. These people wear the belt behind them so the cops won't pull them over
kosherpork
Bold of you to assume what I'm assuming ;)
Teasaurus
That's fair.
acme64
bold of you to decide whats fair