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Apr 27, 2023 3:28 AM
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skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
#1 i think it is so completely fucked up that they expect anyone to be at school at 730.
PoIluticorn
#9 there's an ice cream truck that sells tacos and ice cream to all the construction workers in my area. It's awesome. At lunch there's a big line of workers and it's just so funny to me I love it.
KaminoNeko
#5 - if your response to that isn't 'subtle innuendo follows - must be something inside', I don't want to know you.
MrLivingDead140
#3 Yo! You got a shit car and personal hardships? Let us turn that shit car into a comical burden on your life. We'll pay your rent for 1 or 2 months to film it.
WellBehavedZombie
Can you imagine the sound of metal mudflaps?
vegivamp
#14 it thinks you're the kind of person who can't spell cream, and it's right.
CannotBeBanned
#3 when you look back? It was stupid at the time...
FireSolvesProblems
#3 So many of those cars weren't street legal or got broken into, basically if you were on the show you were getting fucked.
malakim
#3 Afaik their work was also really shoddy and they rarely if ever addressed the actual problems of the car like rust.
wozat
#10 Comfort food and rest are things too, you know
jetact12
#10 agreed.
GlenL
#3 Looking back? The premise of the show was "this broken down piece of shit isn't even road legal, so we're going to put 20k worth of useless shit in it and not fix the leaking exhaust or rotted frame"
OneUniverse
My ice cream truck stops outside my house with Waltzing Matilida playing every other week until I come out and buy ice cream bars.
Awmph
#5 Subtle Innuendo Follows
Dondarian
#3 it was stupid when it aired. I always thought that's what made it famous; it's ridiculousness.
umbrellamaker
#3 my dad loved that show precisely for the stupidity
WalksWithNoFear
#7 But, how else are we to know that Snack Attack Is Back?
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
#15 I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me
GravyEducation
#3 Reggie Watts' Fuck Shit Stack. One on the steering column one inside of the glove box two in back of the headrests https://youtu.be/CJQU22Ttpwc
unluckyandbored
#7 The problem they are solving is "How do we shove even more ads down the throats of consumers?" Because they run ads until you get close enough to open the door.
Catumi
Then you open the door and there are 5 out of 50 items in stock. I remember when I didn't have to open the door to know that and save energy for em and the cooling unit.
Rovylern
Just wait until BlipVerts become a real thing.
mikeatike
And they are huge eyesore animations. Can't be healthy for the employees.
Vergenbuurg
#3 That show was a sham. The owner's "house" was fake. Their personality quirks/bad habits were greatly exaggerated. If the car barely ran, they did nothing to fix that. The modifications were half-baked and terribly implemented. Some modifications were only for show, to promote a component manufacturer, and removed immediately after the cameras turned off. Xzibit's genuine personality/charm was one of the few saving graces. I preferred 'Trick My Truck'; actual improvements/fixes to the vehicle.
NotTheDevilYouKnow
#3 I said this while it was airing, but of course that made me the asshole
Illithidbane
#2 It snowed here on 4/25 this year.
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
#8 what, uh, what am I looking at, here? Someone made boots for Wallace? (or is it Grommit?)
raiker333
They look like Papa Smurf's shoes
Painalschmainal
I think they are awesome. I could never take them seriously as they are just so impractical, but I love that people are wearing them.
MisanthropicMath
I thought I saw an article about those being made for the Mario Brothers ahead the movie release
Emswe
I was just thinking, those are Goomba shoes.
LupusLilium
#3 Because the idea was to 'pimp' the car. They weren't making cars with tightest possible 0-60 times, these cars would often get pushed onto a trailer and be hauled to a car show to be displayed like an interactive art piece. You've got the art pieces, the obvious and sleeper racers, and the trick pony cars. Pimp My Ride was all about the art pieces.
SideShotNL
#2 for some reason I read the answer in Shatner's voice and it makes it so much better
Starfury42
"you need to disable your adblocker before you can use this site" Me: closes tab
PacMan4Life
It wasn't that the high school beatings started at 7:30am, it was more like a continuation from the whooping you were getting the day before. Like, there was no break in the fear, it was just constant
LightofPilot
You alright bud? I went through this kind of stuff in hs; it's not easy but it becomes easier after you're done with it. The people who aren't worth a damn tend to drop to the bottom of the bowl while the rest of us get to go ahead with our lives unperturbed by their nonsense. Lmk if you want to talk about it.
SmilinBobsFamilyStyleMortuaryAndCrematorium
My bully was the son of the local Sheriff so yah, that sucked.
rbudrick
Local police chief's kid was the snivelling weasel rat snitch in our school. Intolerable tattle tail baby, even in HS. Everyone wanted to beat the shit out of him.
aap71
Well what were you wearing? How annoying were you? Maybe they taught you a valuable lesson about crocs with socks?
DangrebeTheMangrebe
Lol
FabergeBurrito
I will wear whatever makes me comfy & you can't stop me!
aap71
is someone talking from inside that bathroom trash can?
devo27
How to have a beach body. 1) have a body. 2) go to the beach. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Kakeukh
I have many beach bodies. Police will never find me. I dig deep.
Lucho1000
Ever body is a beach body
TurtleBrawler
Eldibs
I used the same logic in Mexico. 1) I was in Mexico. 2) I ordered and ate a steak from the menu. Therefore, it was Mexican food.
WaxyNips
https://imgur.com/lR3K7QQ.jpg
madcatii
A beached whale body is also a body.
CityYeti
devo27
jimfalconer611
Ok now do bikini bodies.
minant
1) Conduct a nuclear test in the Marshall Islands.
devo27
Even easier. Just repeat step one, replace step two with "put a bikini on it"
asymmetricia
Should I take the body with me? Followup question, do you have any advice for the screaming and the police sirens?
Enoan
I recommend remaining in close proximity to your meat prison. Empty prisons can cause alarms, for no one is prepared to behold your true self
StabbyBaker101
Aaaaand... I've found my people. Well person. Must stop hiding those bodies. Tricksy buggers.
devo27
elevengoldfish
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Great. Now I've evolved into a crab. Fuck.
Falcrist
That's called a sunburn. You'll be fine. Walk it off.
devo27
All will become crab
jimfalconer611
All your crabs belong to us…wait no…
Ruderali
This is what peak male performance looks like
astrangehop
Now we all envy your magnificent claws and sand repellent anus
ElbowDeepInAJedi
*scuttles away sideways*
PolarHailStorm
I love your rangoons!
zeacorzeppelin10
#3 there was the one episode where they made the doors open sideways. So the person had to press a button and wait for the hydraulics to push the door out.
GpaSags
"What if your '96 Corolla had a flat-panel TV with a DVD player in the trunk!"
chencking
When you kidnap someone but want them to be entertained
AlHarrington
Saw one where the guy used his truck to move sheep around on his farm. So they thought best to fill the bed with TVs, cover in thick plexiglass, and add a pivot lift so he could watch the TVs. Poor guy just wanted to take his sheep to market
T3NM1DG3TS
Just imagine getting in a wreck and the car catches on fire. If the door’s still working you have to wait for it to slowly open, and if it isn’t, it’s probably leaking highly flammable hydraulic fluid
CaptainBergatron
On airplanes with canopies like that they use an explosive charge to blow the hinges and plexiglass
zeacorzeppelin10
CutChemist
Like a mini van?
zeacorzeppelin10
The doors would move horizontally out from the body of the car
CutChemist
That weird. I was kinda being facetious anyways. Parking that would be a nightmare!
zeacorzeppelin10
It's not practical at all
Ubik360
You were at school at 7.30am?? Is this an American thing?
JasonMaggini
Classes didn't start for me until about 8:15, but I had an hour bus ride to high school because I lived out in the middle of freaking nowhere and they had to pick up kids from all over the place. So I usually caught the bus just before 7. Finally getting a driver's license was so nice...
FoxyToast
Yea my school started at 7. Got there around 630. What is the norm in Europe?
LeSethX
Ye. Although I think that was for driver's ed classes, not normal classes. Personally, I took later morning classes when I could pick my own schedule.
BorgaSmorg
0 period yo. The class you had BEFORE everyone normie even showed up. Usually for choir or sports or some other elective at my joint.
jqubed
School started at 7:45-8 for me, but my kid starts high school at 7:25. I’m not clear what the reasoning is for starting early but studies show it’s better for teenagers to sleep later and the school district is considering flipping the schedule so high school starts latest and elementary schools start earliest. A lot of parents seem opposed to it, though.
TheFastpaws
Ever been to parent teacher conferences? Parents are idiots.
jqubed
Do you mean PTA meeting? Because every parent-teacher conference I’ve done has been a one-on-one thing where we discuss the kid’s grades
TheFastpaws
Nope, the parents coming in to discuss progress and grades. I’ve seen parents yell, attack teachers, deny all wrong doing by their child, cut each other off for parking, spout the most ignorant political crap. Parents are awful.
TheFastpaws
Ya, if your parents forced you into other activities like sports. You were up very early and then after being run ragged in one form or another. You went to class. Sports hurt my grades and I loathed it.
LupusLilium
A parent drove buses for one of my highschool years. Wake up around 4-5 to get dragged along with them and ride the route, then get home around 12hrs later because I'd also have to ride back home with them. Joined an afterschool club, sometimes tacked on an extra few hours a day. Can't do homework or reading on a bus because the roads were shit. Parent was always confused/annoyed that I had no social life with kids from school. Maybe it was because I was always on my computer? Totally had
LupusLilium
nothing to do with living like 3miles out of town, so nearly an hour round trip if biking, or that on weekdays there was just no time to do anything if I wanted to keep grades up and weekends were for catching up on missed sleep.