The trouble (as a woman) with wearing men's pants (for the glorious pockets)

These are my Urban Pipeline Men's 29/30 cargo pants. One of the only pairs of pants I have found in many searches that have expansive pockets, and still look good on me. (imo) To be fair, I'm a major tomboy, so my fashion sense is a bit dulled. Also I gotta get to work soon, so I had to rush taking pics.

My hairband marks on my arm how far it can go into my pockets

What my hand looks like inside

if I'm fisting...

I got half my friggin fore-arm in there!

I usually wear a belt and my shirt untucked.

I put my usual junk in my pockets, and tried to stand normally, so you can see how it looks.

My phone is a Google Nexus S6 for size reference, and can fit completely in my back pocket!!! <3

On the other side you can really see my wallet stick out! This is what some girls don't like, a lumpy ass! I usually put it in my lower side pocket, and you can't see it at all. The extra bonus of my cargo pockets also makes me very very happy.

Posterior.

My pocket Junk

So you might think Those pants fit fine, why don't all women just wear men's pants if they want pockets? Well, I have an advantage for wearing men's pants. I have the ass of a 12 year old boy, and I'm not very hip-py. A lot of women's hips and rear won't fit in pants designed for men. Men's generic pant design for jeans (not including skinny jeans in this) and cargo pants seem to be a straight shot from the hip to the bottom hem. So if I was "bootylicious" I might need a size 34/30 pair of pants, just so the extra inches on my rear can be contained. But that means the pant legs are larger too, which would make me look like I am wearing old school Hot Topic Tripp pants...

A couple other examples I've used to think of it:
A chesty but slim woman tries to buy a generic button down shirt. If it's big enough to fit her chest without a gap/pulling or popping open the buttons, the bottom half is big enough to hide a pregnancy, because the maker assumed the whole torso is size L or XL. So she wears a cami and doesn't button the shirt all the way/at all, or gets her shirts tailored.

My husband is very tall (6'7) but slender. He has an issue of shirts not being long enough, so people often suggest he shop at "Big & Tall". But nothing really fits him there, because even though he IS Tall, he isn't Big.

Sadly, even with my lack of booty, my favorite pants still ripped after just a few months. Usually when I went to sit down. These are the same size and brand as pictured above, all bought together. I tried repairing the first pair on the left pocket, but then the right side ripped, then it happened on another pair. My last pair is still holding though! Hope this helps showcase this first world problem, or at least was mildly interesting.