a dump for your japanese morning

Jul 5, 2017 8:10 PM

phantomgallery

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7 jeff from taofladermaus of course

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"Just fake it"

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17 obligatory hole weak joke

18 an older meme sir, does it still check out?

19 ya know, there are better ways to get rid of fingers

20 an upstanding gent, dont you say

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25 pay attention holmes

26 i always put this in dumps, i think, i dont remember if this is in my other dump

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31.2 spooptober yet? no? depression fills me

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35 make's reeeaaal quiet

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41 my favorite disney movie

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44 i dont remember why i have this

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46 yes, that is a scientific term

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pupper tax

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#37 it's a warsupial

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To the person who had the CAH card signed by Radcliffe, I hate you so much right now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why did he take his phone

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i dont remember 87% of this stuff so im confused

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God I love #11

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#6 - I'm literally surprised at this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have less than 10 nukes as well.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The equal-parts heartwarming and heartbreaking life story of Anon and Frank being immediately followed by a turbo anal joke was a nice touch

8 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for a dark twist but it never came.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

i got'm from the same guy

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#10 Apollo 13 didn't explode. However, one of its oxygen tanks did burst.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i know

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wakes up to see this feeling cool knowimg im in Japan right now upbvote for you @phantomgallery

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This might very well be my dump ever. I laughed a bunch of times. But I might just be high on ice cream.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

im eating ice ream right now bud

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but she could pronounce "Guillermo"?

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#12 that's an episode of Red Dwarf

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#17 fucked me uo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Up

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#6 yeah, just look at what happened to the word Literally. Use a word incorrectly enough times and it becomes correct.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#47 is not a photo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like to reply to the contronym one with "literally"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have seen that baseball gif dozens of times but I still have no idea wtf they are doing.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

That's because this is blurnsball

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chicken fighting hold one leg against your hips and try to knock the other person down by hitting them with your raised leg

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Playing baseball.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#31 is awesome and I may use it in the future as an excuse not to cook when I'm feeling lazy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you know I live in Japan, and it's morning here??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#41 Yoooooo Atlantis is my favorite disney, if not all time favorite movie too

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

ITS ON NETFLIX AND IM GOING TO WATCH IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW v

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the crazy thing is, i havent been downvoted since usersub

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

never mind, the asshats strike again

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Number 20 is wrong, Deadpool doesn't actually know Spider-Man's secret identity

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I, too, own fewer than 10 nuclear weapons.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn. Anon and Frank. Just...damn. Take your stupid upvote, heartbreaker.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Right into TURBO ANAL ISIS.

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I'm not crying you're crying

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That is so perfect.

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I'm at chick-fil-a with my two kids, they're in the play area and I'm sitting here sobbing like a little bitch, people looking at me..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the few useful skills depression has taught me is how to cry internally.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#39 epic wizard battle caught on camera

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i dont see wizards, unless that guy GAVE you drugs, i'll have what hes havin

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ok imgur what the fuck

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#32 RIGHT?!?!?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are numbered wrong. I agree with #33 (although #32 isn't out the way).

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.google.com/maps/@33.3979763,-112.0127435,3a,75y,232.71h,91.14t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1slwMaMxtpJZ-4astltYaNIg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know people who work in this building, and the business that shares this building with TurboAnalISIS. Small world. Very small world.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21 shouldn't be driving

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

imgur is messing with my numbers damnit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Regardless, I get pissed every time I see that one. Don't drive "spacey", don't drive tired, try not to drive angry/sad!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being in Japan and sitting at my desk super bored, I really appreciate the shoutout.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

glad to hear it, also happy i can figure stuff like that out

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