Boy's Night Out

Jul 3, 2014 5:39 PM

Phoenix4

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Kingdom Hearts 4? Nigga I'm still waiting for KH3!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll never look at these characters in the same way again.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That was fantastic.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I made an account just to favorite this, it was amazing.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Reading Donald's dialog in his voice and realized I still couldn't understand what he was saying out loud in my mind.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I...bring it in folks. Time for a slice-of-life dose of emotions, Disney-style.

11 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 4

Wow. This is incredible. I want to want more, but then I realize how perfect this is in its completeness.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I agree, WHERE IS MY KINGDOM HEARTS?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I don't even care if this is a repost. That was amazing.

11 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 5

Holy shit snacks.... My first time at the front page.... Just act cool...

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Nicely done. :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You chose one of the best comics on the internet to repost. Put the damn source in your comment.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TLDR: Fucking read it

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

this made me slightly sad

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

good, then you're still human

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, he's a dolphin

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do not skip this. Totally worth the read.

11 years ago | Likes 498 Dislikes 9

I was going to skip it, but you made me decide to finish it. Thanks.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Feb 11, 2015 7:54 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Wow you're so cool. Using images to represent how edgy you are.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

It's an interesting take on characters we've all grown up with at some point.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can only imagine my mid life crisis.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

... I know there is another comic like this... But it's in a way, NSFW.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Second what Euendo said.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got a link?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Aug 24, 2015 6:05 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Don't care, give it here. I've been furry for just short of a decade.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fucking awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s illegal to own pet hamsters in Hawaii.

11 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 15

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

imagine if they got loose. those fuckers reproduce like no other

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why did they keep calling Goofy "Liam"? That's the only nickname I didn't understand.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I Googled around, checked the Disney Wikia and Wikipedia. Can't find anything. Name given as G. G. Goof, Goofy Goof, or Goofus D. Dawg.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When first reading the comic, I thought it was supposed to be parody characters.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wtf did I read?

11 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 8

real life

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Midlife crisis?

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Literally am done for the night. Total satisfaction. Goodnight, imgur.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Damn, I just got on imgur but you're right, nothing could top this... I should just close the tab and sleep with these good feelings.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(But I won't. Sigh)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When Mickey and Minnie was walking past Goofy on the couch, Goofy's teeth look like they are his eyes.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

THIS IS PATRICK!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I like that u really focused on the main point in this lovely piece of art :D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU. I laughed my ass off at that.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went from feelsbadman.jpg to feelsgoodman.rar. I am satisfied with this read.

11 years ago | Likes 285 Dislikes 2

So is it bad that after reaching the end I feel even more depressed than when I started?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It went from "Is this going to be gay porn?" to "Oh, they were joking." to "Wow...deep." But not deep in "that way".

11 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Two guys aren't really friends until they joke about tongue punching one another's fart boxes without it being a weird thing

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

That's deep.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was a rollercoaster.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And life is just a cycle of those... at least thats how i feel after reading this.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If Disney made THIS a film, it would be the single most meta product of all time.

11 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 2

I'd watch it. And if people called it weird, but it was good, I'd tote it around waving the fandom flag until folk gave it chance.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who Frame Roger Rabbit was about as close as we'll get. Or maybe Drawn Together but those are pastiches of known characters.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Shame really, I get the feeling if disney did something like this with their old licenses it could open up a whole new audience.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

But that would make them question their own company.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

True but these are all characters they haven't known what to do with for the past 10 years or so. It'd be fantastic to see it happen.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sure would.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't plan on reading all of that. It was worth the effort.

11 years ago | Likes 2047 Dislikes 5

Worth it, I'd love to see it animated

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I really can't be bothered, can someone summarize it?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Yea, basically Mickey is chillin at home waiting for Goofy to come over, and just read the goddamn comic you lazy fuck.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I want it to continue.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

If you're reading this and you didn´t finish... go finish it... go finish it.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This feels important. Feeing feels over here.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL Goofy's first name is Liam

11 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 0

I'm wondering why that is, I can't find a single thing in Google about it.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The only suggested real names are George, Goofus, or James.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't know where they got that. It is actually unoriginal Goofy Goof.

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Flava flav

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Just like Mickey directed Spirited Away

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Are you trying to tell me Miyazaki isn't Mickey in disguise? I mean, seriously...Mi...ki...

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Are his fingers dicks and his palm a pair of balls?! O.O

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yessir

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he took off his boots you'd see the dicks growing off of his feet.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sexy, huh?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard...motherfucker has like...Thirty goddamn dicks.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TIL Goody's name is Liam

11 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 1

his name is actually George Geef

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was so confused by that.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And Mickey Mouse directed Spirited Away

11 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 0

Miyazaki Mouse

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

and donald was in the royal tenenbaums, that piece of shit

11 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

is..Donald based on Bill Murray?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Gooby*

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

pls*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

fak u hamnegs

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Try again, sport.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 14

breadleh pls

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

plz

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I think that's the single most human experience I've ever seen captured in a work of fiction.

11 years ago | Likes 1371 Dislikes 22

You phrased it perfectly.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is some Hemingway shit

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Absolutely, you are nails on that statement.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was perfect. Not some over-hyped metaphor or a tired cliche, just...perfect.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Seriously! It was extremely well written.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And, of all things, from classic Disney characters.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was thinking that too, holy shit.

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

*a work of fiction with Disney characters.

11 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Love your username!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ, it may be what you've related to the most but that is quite the exaggeration

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 6

CHRIST SHADOWEX3

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

can you name another one?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I can totally relate at this point in my life. Who the fuck am I?

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I may be too young, but I don't understand the question. Everyone's just a person. What else is there?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're doing fine man. Keep truckin'. +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, you're probably the face of a theme park, but I'm sure some of your family thinks well of you. So you got that going for you.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

not* Doh!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a 32 year old... fuck. This is hitting too close to home.

11 years ago | Likes 1236 Dislikes 3

“32”... Oh you sweet summer child. Let me just say: it gets worse before it gets better.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*sigh* Yeah

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You said it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

seriously guys. 23 here, wondering if i'll be like this if i ever get any of my ideas realised. Anyone ever made something big?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup... Just turned 33 a few weeks ago, and I have this talk with myself every other day.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are we all just secretly depressed? Just keep saying it... I'm doing fine... I'm doing good.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm on the far side of my depression. Tried to run my own business, had a meltdown.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

26, and uh... yeaaah... [sadness intensifies]

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell me this then. If I'm 17, in a good family, with an acceptance to two of the top universities in the world, and a fairly active social 1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

life (as active as it can get with so many APs and extracurriculars) and decent looks, and I honestly couldn't give a shit about any of 2/

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it, what then? Where do I go from here? How do I solve the problem, if I'm not even sure what the problem is? Is this just a phase, or what?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry about unloading, but I'm honestly sick and tired of - of everything. Every time somebody praises me I want to puke in their breakfast.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the worst part is that, logically, I have absolutely no right to complain. I know that. I'm a living first world problem.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as a 30 year old in Los Angeles, ditto

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too bad you're across the country. I'd totally join you for drinks.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well thank you kindly. i'll raise a beer to you tonight

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll raise a Hendricks and tonic!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll be 27 tomorrow, and I feel just like Mickey here except I never achieved anything.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

If you actually take account of everything in your life, you probably have achieved more than you think, but we're our worst critic, right?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

23 and shit getting real

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's funny how this problem spans generations. I'm glad that we all deal with the same shit, but saddened by it too. A drink for everyone!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

32 this year, and shit is weird as fuck. thank god for old friends

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So I'm not the only one. I ended an 11 year relationship a year ago and now I'm navigating everything while trying to make new friends.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 28 and this started hitting me years ago :/

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This gave me chills. I have never been a big fan of Mickey but this....this.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a 17 year old, this hits somewhat in the neighborhood of home... Why?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Use it! Use that questioning drive to propel you forward through your twenties and become successful in what you want!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably means you think too much. Which can be as bad as not enough.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 29 and married. My friends have all moved on and now I'm 5 beers into a 6 pack on a thursday night. I guess this is my life now.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hitting 29 in 2 months, and I have my own Don and Liam. We see each other once a year, but we catch up like it's only been a day. <3 my bros

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as a fellow 32 year old, i'm right there with ya.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I think we all need to go get drinks now. There's got to be some Floridians out here.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i am about once a year. i snowbird in from the north. y'all get started w/o me and i'll meet you in february.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need to do what you're doing and snowbird it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

34 here. I'm now clinically depressed having read this.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

As an expert in this field, this is the human condition, man. You're doing fantastic, take some pride, go for a walk, play the viola. Peace.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

33 y o reporting in. It was kinda cathartic. I mean, if Mikey's going through it, of course I am.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

... that's... a really good way to look at it. Thanks.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah... going through it in a relative term though. I make a great wage, have a decent life, but I'm a bit listless and bored.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could you put to words just what "it" is? I don't understand what these feelings are that everyone in the comments seems to be sharing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the ennui one feels when one fails to make peace with the absurdity of human existence. or something like that. It's very amorphous.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

31, signing in, over.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

::lords 1 year of age over you and says it'll all be alright::

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I needed that, sempai.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a 42 year-old, give it 10 years. Shit gets interesting sometimes, in the old Chinese curse kind of way. Roll with it. You'll do fine.

11 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 0

God I hope it gets interesting. I went from an 11 year relationship to almost getting into a fistfight in public with my shitty rebound.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wisdom.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

What no 52 year old response?! Does that mean once your 52 you're too old for the internet?! Fuck!!!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm 52 - so no. I vaguely remember enough that this seems very authentic - it kept me reading - but yeah this hasn't been me for 20 years.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember when I was 52...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will never look at my poop the same. Knowing swimbikeguy told me to roll in it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dub thee Captain Literal Minded ninmonkey!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll take it. --- And no, that's not what she said ::sadface::

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So... that's what HE said?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"May you live in...Interesting times."

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm 20 and already this is starting to hit close to home.

11 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 4

Already?! Damn...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*sadface*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Same here. Wow. HOly shit man. I don't usually cry on imgur. Shit dude I cant hold back tears

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

20? Jesus, yeah, you think it's behind you? oooh man, the best is yet to come. The BEST is yet to come.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Welp, same here. I guess it's the plague of our time, eh?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I turn 21 in an hour and this is just too familiar.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

17. Ive had 2 friends ive known my entire life, weve been inseparable. After this next year, we all leave for different colleges. I'm scared

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It all depends on how far. And if you all keep in touch online, it's going to be okay.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1/2 I had the exact same thing, but with the internet it's much easier to stay in contact. You might go months without speaking but you can-

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 -always reconnect. It worries me too but if all 3 want to keep in touch, they make the effort. Still got my bestfriends post college/uni

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 12 and wat is this

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

You're the best.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you even?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

im 4 and mommy dosnt know im on the conputer

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

gugu 1 pgglltttt dadaaa

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0