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So I just heard some noise going on outside my house on my front lawn
Sounded like kids playing, and I live in a relatively quiet little neighbourhood. But it's 2 am so I opened the front door to inspect
They were adults
Humans, around my age, running around setting up what looked like a camp site. They had chairs, a cooler full of booze and food, a propane stove and one of them had set up my sprinkler to my hose...
What in the hell is going on?
I'm confused, and wander out to ask what is the story behind this.
They apologised for being loud, said they didn't think anyone was home.
They are just returning from a camping trip, and their car had broken down just by my house. It was a nice night and they were all so hungover, they didn't want to deal with cabs, or figuring out where they were at all.
So they just set up what they had and figured they'd spend the night under the stars
...On my lawn. They were having a lawn party, and didn't even invite me!
I took a minute to think, really, what in the ever loving hell was this?
I went inside and thought out calling the cops, or calling some friends to come stay with me, lest they try to break in, but they seemed genuine, were definitely confused tourists, and just plain old down on your luck people.
I went back out, a guy asked me if I had a problem with them being there
When one of them saw the door open and heard me, he asked me in a defeated voice if I would prefer they just leave, that they hadn't meant to intrude and were just as confused as I was. He asked if Id maybe like a beer or a hot dog.
So I joined them. Went inside my house, changed into a swimsuit, and ran straight for the mother fucking sprinkler
And now I have 6 new friends, from all over the world. One of the strangest and best experiences of my life.
Go hug a stranger!
peeweechef
yup!! u r
theseekeroftruth
Not TL, did R.
Polismack
I love how often humans are prone to making new friends. It's pretty heart warming.
paeches
i tried reading this to the fresh prince theme. didn't work :(
gravyboatcaptain
10/10 would party with confused tourists on my lawn.
cntthinkofasn
yeah youre fucking crazy OP!!!!!!
bbernie13
Wow, best story I've heard on here in a while!
TheMasterDebater
Sauce for 6th GIF?
thotsandprers
Awwwww an imgurian's experience with the outside world. So beautiful.
SprinklesAreForWinners
Was one of them Batman?
nikkibop
iunderstoodthisreference.gif too lazy to post the actual gif though.
Dangershy
>not posting pics from party. OP pls
losingmyperspicacity
I have no pictures of this awesome night, and that saddens me to my core. However I am Facebook friends with them all now! So, theres that!
ZOMGNO
OP, this is the best original story and compilation of gifs that I have seen in a long time. If I could upvote you more, I would!
losingmyperspicacity
Imgur is my favourite. You bastards are like the supporting family I did in fact have but I'm selfish so I'll take two.
ZOMGNO
Damn STRAIGHT you keep both of us! I joined imgur because people genuinely seemed awesome. After half a year, still 95% pure awesome!
edgykitty
Came here for Community. Got a random story. +1
WhoCaresAboutThePoints
You want random? My wife and I watched the Fresh Prince of Bel Air while she birthed our daughter. Epidurals are great I hear.
losingmyperspicacity
Your kid is definitely fly as fucking hell
WhoCaresAboutThePoints
It's crazy raising a little person. She never ceases to make me smile.
StarMoonLights
veryone else are finding random pets, random friends, random help, random good. And I'm just.....plain and nothing goes on in my life.
JhericFury
Honestly, i would have been really conflicted up until the beer/hotdog. Good choice, OP.
softballguy
I love this story! +1
losingmyperspicacity
Do you play softball...?
softballguy
I do! How'd you know?
procastinationnation
Who seriously just thinks, "We won't get arrested for trespassing! Let's sleep on this person's yard tonight!!"
briedis
I dunno, but in Europe, if you haven't climbed any fences, cops would probably ask you to leave, not arrest you.
procastinationnation
Your comment mocks me. I want to go to Europe so damn bad. D':
ImSynnical
This is beautiful OP, I'm happy it's not another sad story on Imgur.
losingmyperspicacity
It was pretty cool :) Plus, friends to stay with whenever I travel!
ImSynnical
yeah i envy you. I have thus far in my life strayed away from moments in my life like this that will be remembered forever.
losingmyperspicacity
Never too late for a change! I was once a terrified, shy little girl. Working in the food industry made me a lot more sociable/ballsy !
ImSynnical
for now i shall be socially awkward, im trying to change though i dont wanna miss out on too much more. already dropped out and lost friends
Opticallusion
if real, this is awesome, and i'm sure you made their night by not evicting them.
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
Yeah, he made their night alright. He made it up just a few hours ago. Oh wait... his new friends are calling
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
I actually believe you OP. I just wanted to use that gif. Good job on your lost tourist stranger orgy party.
losingmyperspicacity
Thanks ma...wait..orgy?
beeratius
Shh, only dreams now
losingmyperspicacity
I won't lie, I was a lot less hesitant when they broke out the beer..
kungfuman
What region do you live OP? That tourists just camp on laws?
NotSoDarkKnight
Social lubricant like no other.
YaBoyAbeLincoln
TL:DR, OP heard a noise, forgot it was Tuesday, walked outside to this
Okiegoon
I was totally waiting for this to be the last gif.
GLORYTOHYPNOTOAD
So we're doing this again? Love it
handydandy11
Today is the fourth Tuesday. It needs to he the third
Idra
The aftermath:
IComeHereForBoobsAndRecipes
later that night http://imgur.com/SAKMumE
TheFlyingHellfish
Fuckin' Chuckler, man.
Idra
Hoosier looks so affected too
losingmyperspicacity
More like : http://278efy3ybwg25033p1al4ib176.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/news-events/files/2011/08/130727318.jpg
Idra
As long as it doesn´t end with this:
thisisthebesticouldowithouthaspacebar
I love the Pacific lol
strodrobro
cool story...
the9man
An 80-something year old man walked through my front door into my living room. Alzheimer's. I found his family. No beer, no hot dog. Fuck.
LongNameNoCanSay
Doesn't matter, had sex.
kinshadow
HEY YOU NOT-KIDS!! GET ON MY LAWN!!
kivalo
OP:
FranklinClinton
You're a quick one
MilitantBlackGuy
what are you, a toddler?
Frankenstove
There appears to be snow over on the other grass area, so it's probably really cold.
Magnumbr1ggs
That thing fucking hurts
ibetyourenakedunderthoseclothes
http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/a/a8/The_Greatest_Story_Ever_D'ohed_homer.png/300px-The_Greatest_Story_Ever_D'ohed_homer.png
thirdlegsyndrome
who isn't afraid of water?
copingcabana
This is what I love about imgur. Obscure references that make Dennis Miller's references look like pop culture.
Apollogize
Good morning imgur :)
CouldCareLessButDoesnt
So meta
SDgoldilocks
There doesn't look like a point to watering that lawn
regenrok
Sick reference, bro.
IComeHereForBoobsAndRecipes
could have been worse OP. Could have been: http://imgur.com/SAKMumE
adeciduoustree
I was expecting the story to b a play on that
Glitchoff
Id expect no less
ijustbluthmyself
I want to give you 100 upvotes. I was waiting for this comment to pop up.
MrOriginal
Honestly thought that's where this was going..
1millionppm
That was an amazing reference O_O I'm so impressed
FranklinClinton
You're a quick one
regenrok
Sick reference, bro.
smikhails
Was expecting batman
toneman238
ringox
That would be like 4chan/imgur crossover post
bk201contractor
If legit pretty cool, but I.don't believe it
losingmyperspicacity
Coolest thing to ever happen to me and you don't believe it?! ...Yeah I wouldn't either. But, legit, shit happened!
CoolSnackChris
I believe you. As someone who travels all around the country for work, you meet some pretty sweet people by just giving strangers a chance.
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itsamazing
you realize we all feel deprived that we're not your new cool friends now, right?
sneakers905
it happens pretty often up here in canada, actually.
winnieandthepoo
Except with moose instead of people, right?
LicensedToChill
This one just may be too crazy to make up
losingmyperspicacity
UPDATE: One of them just messaged me! She's travelling Europe and I will be travelling there at the same time. We are planning to meet up!
nation543
i was expecting a batman suit...
SassyVader
If you come to Strasbourg (France), or Geneva-Lausanne(Switzerland), I'll be glad to show you around!
Squeezit
Do her! I mean Marry her! I mean say hi!
LiterallyYourMom
...where you will then be pickpocketed. Popular in: Spain, Italy, France.
itsamemariusz
She wants the d!
Tehadam
You mayyyyy have met your wife.
wookielips
do you want gypsies? This is how you get gypsies.
blahlalala
Swing by frankfurt if you will. We'll set up a camp. Although germans aren't too fond of them here
waitbutactually
Are you bringing the sprinkler
NothingButReposts
bow shikka bow wow
FreedomForMobyKong
Cool story, if you ever come by Bruxelles, Belgium, keep me updated!
TheInfidel23
Now wouldn't that be one hell of a 'so how did you two meet?'
battlestargingerpubes
SEX
TimmyX2
If you're going to be in Rome at all, look up the Sleeping Beauty Hotel. I stayed there and they made me feel like family.
mymomthinksimspecial
I read massaged and got excited
furyincarnate
come to Hamburg, don't have a garden though... does a park count?
annoyingdialoguegameperson
No lawn either, but the Mosel's got some nice banks in Trier.
ImGettingPaidForThis
And bang.
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
*You have joined a party!*
BringBackYoungJustice
Congrats on the sex
ROHBAUCOP
*make out
Favri
Let me know if you come to London!!
blewinfromstupidtown
I just want to say, in regards to your username, "Well, it's always in the last place you look"
maethor
if you pass through Berlin, and want to have a beer or run through a few sprinklers, PM me.
AjaxTheLesser
sounds like Eur open to new experiences. Good for you OP
JabbaTheSwampBandit
That was so cheesy
lukelorian
YOUR GONNA DO THE DO
TheInfidel23
Now wouldn't that be one hell of a 'so how did you two meet?'
justasomeone
happy adventure time!
whooshby
Your best experience is just getting better. Congrats OP!
emaxpowers
Me too! In september. I want friends
wartoaster
OP you are lucky because this is LITERALLY THE BEST WAY to make friends
TheFarmerAndTheDude
Be careful, people aren't always who they seem to be. You might be... "Taken" aback. http://images.tvrage.com/screencaps/18/3506/60902.jpg
azurepenguin
overseas friends are the best! - but I bet they too were wondering if you were going to kill them and harvest their insides
SeanVsInternet
Europe is a big place. If you end up in Dublin and want someone to bring you for a pint.......
rngdicebb
I've met up with people all over the world and lived in South America. :P You'll be fine meeting up with some cute lady in the EU.
GetOffMyLawnYa
It's probably a scam
TheInfidel23
Now wouldn't that be one hell of a 'so how did you two meet?'
CapnJackHarkness
I won't bore you with the details. but, to summarize: err ee err ee err ee err ee err ee err ee err ee err ee err ee err ee err ee err ee
WalrusLG
In all seriousness that's actually fucking awesome
thundrlipz
AAWWEEE YYIIISSSSSSSSS
creepin
are you gonna bang doe?
SgtKnux
Have fun! Message me if you plan to travel to Venice. I live near there, and am not a murderer.
SaintNewts
...and that's how I met your mother.
Slyninga269
Thank you
Slyninga269
Thank you
Soiken
Ask for 20 grand in advance, say it's Your kidney and You deserve half.
2Grenades1Strax
Should you plan on meeting up in Germany, especially the north west, I could meet up with you two, too! ..if you dont mind me intruding ^^
MisterWho
Keep your bags with you at all times!
RarerThanACanOfDandelionandBurdock
Come to Liverpool, lad.
itsmytuesdaymorningandilldrinkifiwantto
Everything about this story is fucking cool.
greatscawt
Don't get raped bro
Frankinbeijing
That's travelling
SlightlyNormal
Cagg 2: The Roadtrip.
LetsSkipToTheGoodPart
In the spirit of your message: If you swing by Copenhagen and need a local guide, just pm me :)
sugarlumps
I just got back from Copenhagen on Saturday - I love your city! :-)
meeturkarma
this is adorable <3
LieutenantDoge
YOU'RE GETTING A BOOTY CALL
Moogin
In Europe
losingmyperspicacity
I'm a straight female. So, nope.
TheSnarkyPhilosoraptor
No, by @36danieleric, not the tourist.
L0rdVetinari
You should make a trip to Norway then :) And Hannover in Germany, beautiful city.
bsigil
secks
jebascho
Sidebar: Why does your comment say "5th" in a little box in the lower right-hand corner?
identicalWorlds
If you're in the Netherlands, come visit! Imgurians unite and whatnot.
2Grenades1Strax
I live right next to Hol- erm, the Netherlands. If you don't mind me joining ;) ..
ImNotAsFunnyAsYou
Hol... :D
identicalWorlds
The more the merrier! And good correction, if you live in Germany - you do not live next to Holland. Ha
FlightoftheBumbleBear
Nice, please don't get abducted and get sold to a torture fetsh place.
SashaTheGray
fetish*
losingmyperspicacity
Jesus fucking christ...
swedishmaniac
It's okay OP. I am planning a viking raiding party through Europe. I can pick you up along the way. You can cook right?
iwanttobebobdylan
Stop trying to make "fetsh" happen.
tathrok
THAT'S MY FETISH
TheInfidel23
Now wouldn't that be one hell of a 'so how did you two meet?'
nutang
so...is she single?
Broken27Arrow
If they throw babies at you, dodge/block that shit.
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10ofEach
Sir, you need more upvotes!
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igotthatreference.jpg
NotVanessaHudgens
Every American I know think that foreigners will try to steal their wallet.. true story
vielleicht
can't believe people are still falling for this old trick
GreaterDog
"They will offer you a hot dog to determine where your wallet is for pickpocketing later."
Igottiredofmyusernamesoichangedit
Where the reply is better than the comment.
identikit
What's known in the game as a bloody long con.
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kurotenshi13
Now that's funny.
ThisUsernameContainsNoCreativity
Not your bank account money and what not... just your wallet
identikit
Jokes on her, it's not even real leather!
joedohn
Oh god, I hate it when they pull that on me. You'd think I had it figured out by the second time, but nooo.
Norseypoo
YOU HAVE 6 KIDS!?
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
^ and that's the story of how OP got killed as part of the filming of Hostel 5. Was nice knowing you, OP.
FXTPD
SPOILER. And hostel 5? Iv only watched the first.
tournier
Hostel 5 ? 4 is already out there ???
Giordino
Great new way of casting !
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
Woohoo, caught this at triple 7s. I instantly win the battle and my loot count is increased three fold.
Drakhma
blast you i was gunna mention hostel
UserSubmariner
Wtf? How did I miss 3/4?
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
and @tournier .I was pretty sure there were at least three already so I figured I'd stay ahead of the curve.
tournier
Nah, apparently only 3 are out, last one was in 2011 :'(
losingmyperspicacity
Sweet jesus..I wish you hadn't said that. This European adventure is going to be rife with looking over my shoulder now!
kurotenshi13
You'll be fine.
Drakhma
wheresthebaby
Mi escuzee mi escuzee
ohmanohman
Or it's the story of how you had a sexual adventure in Europe -- be positive OP
slapmyassandcallmesusan
Either that or it will be like Eurotrip and you meet a weird Italian guy in a train.
CajunMedic
"Sorry, mi scusi"
pip1
FYI: Italians are weird, no matter the circumstances.
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
*Canadian Ancestry Intensifies* Sooorry!
tiduszecht
Glorious! just glorious! you and op have some upvotes from me lol
CiriusTrio
didn't they get laid at the beginning of Hostel?
LordEcneralc
So, just don't have sex and they won't die?
flacoloco
You still die, just sexless. What a horrible way to die.
brocoly
Is she hot?
NeilPoonHandler
If she is, use the imgur punchline to get girls - 'u want sum fuk?'
KittenWaffler
Pretty sure that's from 4chan.
bancodespanko
or this one: http://img.pandawhale.com/96371-sup-girl-cat-gif-you-looking-f-o5m2.gif
Dooood
whaddayamean "punchline"?
losingmyperspicacity
She is a lovely young lady, as am I.
StrangeFeelingsInMe
Figured as all the gifs (except Will) were women...
brocoly
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Iknowhowtomakeaholybartender
RyoukoSama
robbinaustin
What an awesome gif!
raggingmuppet
Love you
Whatthehellizwrongwthu
Go for it.. maybe they have a yacht you could spend a month on in the middle of the Mediterranean.. or just stay home.. cheers.
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
I saw a movie like that once.
thehammerismypenis
I pretty much assumed that as a give in.
SirPremierViceroy
a given?