Jul 9, 2018 1:19 AM
DaddySharkDoDoDoDoDoDo
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TheCalvinShow
..., said Bobert.
TipsOutForHarambe
@TerryCrews
BootyistheTruestFormofArt
What if their last name is McGinnis?
amp99
Zippo574
Tairy hesticles
CorneliusCornwall
You have died of dissin' Terry.
Harryteeters
Keith.
Djalabajoe
https://imgur.com/kIcacND
ifeedhuskies
Like Bobby is much better then Terry?!?!
Lucritas
dolphindreamsandsatan
You rang?
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Might be a better choice than the dad that named his kid "Fidgit Spinner"
memeseeks
slightlybored
TheManicBeauty
Toby*
https://imgur.com/83yfoqB
Sawrock
beleginwaffle
10 months, actually.
airen
@op i sent this to my friend terry
How’d it go?
He said his name is terance anyway
keyblader1985
Batman would like a word with you.
Parzival2436
How are you going to name the result Bobby?
ImpressiveVeryNice
You're gonna die of dissin
SpaceISIS
You mean like Don Glover?
ClaudeWicked
How the hell else are people supposed to go to the Terry-Fold dance?
Predacane35
No worse than Bobby.
TylerWarranty
Typically is Robert. Never met an actual Bob or Bobby
I have
Cumberdick
Yeah that boy aint right
maddraggo
Chad.
D3n0minat0r
Welcome to your nightmare, BITCH!
BigRedMonkeyButts
Went looking for the first "bitch" comment. Wasn't disappointed.
Ah rick and morty bitch
Lavit576
You can run but you can't hide , Bitch!
trickthep
Scary T!
somethingfunnyandrandom
I liked that joke when Aziz Ansari did it too
doesntmatter
What kind of person would name their kid "asses" though
tr3kstar
You don't. You name them Terrance.
onesonofagun
What about Larry?
JonRichardsonsDustMop
Aunt has a nickname as her real name. Ppl always call her by the long version. Ex: Kathrine-Katie. Chaps aunt's hide.
nihilistdad
Or Terror.
Chaxinitus
And then they get sorted into ravenclaw and help a muggle with his Harry Potterathon
TwoSquirrelsInAWoolSock
Unless you’re my cousin and name your son Terry, after his dad, whose mother named him Terry for some cringeworthy reason.
Maybe she really liked towels?
Maybe so. There are worse names to be stuck with. At least HR isn’t throwing your resume in the trash because they can’t pronounce it.
ArthurBooRadley
Ahhh, right. The itsy, bitsy, cute little baby Terrance.
I too dislike names that are nicknames, unless they are nicknames that was namified before I was born!
LegallyLegal
A latin name
PanicAtTheCostco
It Theresa?
*or
mistaopportunity
There are far worse names.
Lulabel73
Gary
VernonLamb
Apple
kligson
Gaylord springs to mind
FuzzyDucken
Gilbert
FuriousPotatoe
Gottfried
redloki55
'bobby' for instance
iamspartan1262
Kenneth, or Keith
Kenneth means fire-born and that is an awesome thing
Inappropesmagotes
"La-a"...pronounced "lah dash ah"
ThunderousGalaxy
Like the author, bobby
scarletparsec
Tad
ImNotNermal
Chad
255jimbo
Tyler
RustBeard16
Hey now, what's wrong with that name...
jump4jesus
Lashequamay
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Like @bobby for example.
ThySausagePrince
Like Dylan. Or Steve.
DanielRadcliffesDeliciousAsshole1
Karen *shivers in disgust*
SmartyMcgenius
Gaylord
InfinitusEquitas
Shut up Meg!
sumowoman
Ramit Inmah Ashole
Kiwi86
https://pics.me.me/amin-yashed-youre-friends-on-facebook-17-17-mate-lve-looked-31914903.png
Asad afghan
arrowdreamer
I knew an Oglethorp(first name) and a woman named Latrine(last name). And that wasn’t her original name which was Shithouse.
TheTruthOfEarth
Like bobby
Wankathon
Barry, Bruce, Keith, yep that's it. The worst male names in English especially for a baby.
RichCorinthian
Jaden/Kayden/Braeden/Raiden
wBRITTm
Dude Raiden would be an awesome name.
battery1979
It would be cool to be named after a thunder god.
NapAllDayPartyNever
like "teddybear" full first name.
IHaveAMemeForThis
Agatha
CHICKINGNUGGER
I read a headline today that somebody has named their daughter Abcde, you're absolutely right.
Gartweasley
I have heard about a girl named Abcde twice in the last few years. It's becoming more common
NormalVariant
How do you even pronounce that. Like absidy maybe?
nero4ty2
yep
AnythingYouCanChurnICanChurnButter
There better be a damn good reason for naming your daughter after the first five letters of the English alphabet. She's doomed to be mocked.
yeah, the person i know that did it just wanted their daughter to "be unique" a nurse friend of mine also liked the name the hospital >
thevortexmaster
Like Bill, And Frank. So horribly generic
ALoveLikePi
I would rather be a Lisa than La-a....just saying ..or Nevaeh. Oh clever.
I don’t doubt it
fleacollerindustry
As a Korean; a lot of family want to integrate into American society so badly that they'll take those names. But personally, Korean (1/2)
(2/2) names are far more unique in the West. I know a ton of Bills. I know only one Hae-won, Tae-ho, Jung-hee, etc...
Haha no doubt
I'd rather have them than some bulshit because my parents THOUGHT they were being unique.
Unique names aren’t unique anymore. My wife’s a kindergarten teacher. There’s a Tom in her class. The only classic normal name. Weird names>
> are normal now. You’d be hard pressed to find any classic names anymore with kids
Theamazingpop
4th grade teacher, can confirm. I named my 4 month old Samuel.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
My son goes to school with a Nashton and Bryson. What’s wrong with Nash and Bryce???
sexualcamel
Keith
FarenDin
Bernt Ronny
effarydi
Todd
GlowstickJedi
Chad. Kevin. Malcolm.
Kaoss01
I came here to say that name also
mybrothersmario
Heith is even worse
aRepost
Wayne.
ArcoTheWhite
Gotta disagree.
Zanderblaze99
Brent
Andrewwashere
Andrew
Anferny. Not Anthony but Anferny.
AESIRofficial
Bront.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Bort
TheCalvinShow
..., said Bobert.
TipsOutForHarambe
@TerryCrews
BootyistheTruestFormofArt
What if their last name is McGinnis?
amp99
Zippo574
Tairy hesticles
CorneliusCornwall
You have died of dissin' Terry.
Harryteeters
Keith.
Djalabajoe
https://imgur.com/kIcacND
ifeedhuskies
Like Bobby is much better then Terry?!?!
Lucritas
dolphindreamsandsatan
You rang?
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Might be a better choice than the dad that named his kid "Fidgit Spinner"
memeseeks
slightlybored
TheManicBeauty
Toby*
Djalabajoe
https://imgur.com/83yfoqB
Sawrock
beleginwaffle
10 months, actually.
airen
@op i sent this to my friend terry
DaddySharkDoDoDoDoDoDo
How’d it go?
airen
He said his name is terance anyway
keyblader1985
Batman would like a word with you.
Parzival2436
How are you going to name the result Bobby?
ImpressiveVeryNice
You're gonna die of dissin
SpaceISIS
You mean like Don Glover?
ClaudeWicked
How the hell else are people supposed to go to the Terry-Fold dance?
Predacane35
No worse than Bobby.
TylerWarranty
Typically is Robert. Never met an actual Bob or Bobby
Predacane35
I have
Cumberdick
Yeah that boy aint right
maddraggo
Chad.
D3n0minat0r
Welcome to your nightmare, BITCH!
BigRedMonkeyButts
Went looking for the first "bitch" comment. Wasn't disappointed.
Lucritas
Ah rick and morty bitch
Lavit576
You can run but you can't hide , Bitch!
trickthep
Scary T!
somethingfunnyandrandom
I liked that joke when Aziz Ansari did it too
doesntmatter
What kind of person would name their kid "asses" though
tr3kstar
You don't. You name them Terrance.
onesonofagun
What about Larry?
JonRichardsonsDustMop
Aunt has a nickname as her real name. Ppl always call her by the long version. Ex: Kathrine-Katie. Chaps aunt's hide.
nihilistdad
Or Terror.
Chaxinitus
And then they get sorted into ravenclaw and help a muggle with his Harry Potterathon
TwoSquirrelsInAWoolSock
Unless you’re my cousin and name your son Terry, after his dad, whose mother named him Terry for some cringeworthy reason.
tr3kstar
Maybe she really liked towels?
TwoSquirrelsInAWoolSock
Maybe so. There are worse names to be stuck with. At least HR isn’t throwing your resume in the trash because they can’t pronounce it.
ArthurBooRadley
Ahhh, right. The itsy, bitsy, cute little baby Terrance.
doesntmatter
I too dislike names that are nicknames, unless they are nicknames that was namified before I was born!
LegallyLegal
A latin name
PanicAtTheCostco
It Theresa?
PanicAtTheCostco
*or
mistaopportunity
There are far worse names.
Lulabel73
Gary
VernonLamb
Apple
kligson
Gaylord springs to mind
FuzzyDucken
Gilbert
FuriousPotatoe
Gottfried
redloki55
'bobby' for instance
iamspartan1262
Kenneth, or Keith
doesntmatter
Kenneth means fire-born and that is an awesome thing
Inappropesmagotes
"La-a"...pronounced "lah dash ah"
ThunderousGalaxy
Like the author, bobby
scarletparsec
Tad
ImNotNermal
Chad
255jimbo
Tyler
RustBeard16
Hey now, what's wrong with that name...
jump4jesus
Lashequamay
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Like @bobby for example.
ThySausagePrince
Like Dylan. Or Steve.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
DanielRadcliffesDeliciousAsshole1
Karen *shivers in disgust*
SmartyMcgenius
Gaylord
InfinitusEquitas
Shut up Meg!
sumowoman
Ramit Inmah Ashole
Kiwi86
https://pics.me.me/amin-yashed-youre-friends-on-facebook-17-17-mate-lve-looked-31914903.png
FuriousPotatoe
Asad afghan
arrowdreamer
I knew an Oglethorp(first name) and a woman named Latrine(last name). And that wasn’t her original name which was Shithouse.
TheTruthOfEarth
Like bobby
Wankathon
Barry, Bruce, Keith, yep that's it. The worst male names in English especially for a baby.
RichCorinthian
Jaden/Kayden/Braeden/Raiden
wBRITTm
Dude Raiden would be an awesome name.
battery1979
It would be cool to be named after a thunder god.
NapAllDayPartyNever
like "teddybear" full first name.
IHaveAMemeForThis
Agatha
CHICKINGNUGGER
I read a headline today that somebody has named their daughter Abcde, you're absolutely right.
Gartweasley
I have heard about a girl named Abcde twice in the last few years. It's becoming more common
NormalVariant
How do you even pronounce that. Like absidy maybe?
nero4ty2
yep
AnythingYouCanChurnICanChurnButter
There better be a damn good reason for naming your daughter after the first five letters of the English alphabet. She's doomed to be mocked.
nero4ty2
yeah, the person i know that did it just wanted their daughter to "be unique" a nurse friend of mine also liked the name the hospital >
thevortexmaster
Like Bill, And Frank. So horribly generic
ALoveLikePi
I would rather be a Lisa than La-a....just saying ..or Nevaeh. Oh clever.
thevortexmaster
I don’t doubt it
fleacollerindustry
As a Korean; a lot of family want to integrate into American society so badly that they'll take those names. But personally, Korean (1/2)
fleacollerindustry
(2/2) names are far more unique in the West. I know a ton of Bills. I know only one Hae-won, Tae-ho, Jung-hee, etc...
thevortexmaster
Haha no doubt
mistaopportunity
I'd rather have them than some bulshit because my parents THOUGHT they were being unique.
thevortexmaster
Unique names aren’t unique anymore. My wife’s a kindergarten teacher. There’s a Tom in her class. The only classic normal name. Weird names>
thevortexmaster
> are normal now. You’d be hard pressed to find any classic names anymore with kids
Theamazingpop
4th grade teacher, can confirm. I named my 4 month old Samuel.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
My son goes to school with a Nashton and Bryson. What’s wrong with Nash and Bryce???
sexualcamel
Keith
FarenDin
Bernt Ronny
effarydi
Todd
GlowstickJedi
Chad. Kevin. Malcolm.
Kaoss01
I came here to say that name also
mybrothersmario
Heith is even worse
aRepost
Wayne.
ArcoTheWhite
FuriousPotatoe
Zanderblaze99
Brent
Andrewwashere
Andrew
Kaoss01
Anferny. Not Anthony but Anferny.
AESIRofficial
Bront.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Bort