Jetpack memes for new year dreams

Jan 4, 2025 10:44 PM

CorgiWithAJetPack

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This is my religion if anyone's interested.

Thanks friends!
Front page edit: Hey thanks I hope everyone has a nice night and as always ill always bring you more lewd weird stuff. See you degens next time 《3

#22 so is Bob gonna punish me or what's the plan here...?

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#7 No... But pork roll, egg & cheese on an everything bagel would do it

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These are good memes, op

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#7 for me it’s Panda Express

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#10 🎶 “turn down for Mozz” 🎶

Looked for a better pun to no avail but alas, I bring you this:

https://www.cheese.com/alphabetical/

An alphabetical list of every cheese ever

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#8 I'd be willing to give it a go

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#3 the genie snaps his fingers and your mouth is full of Republican talking points for the rest of your life

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#42 Someone call Mort, Death needs a night off.

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#25 I don't get it..?

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#7 that's not a croissant, that's a bagel

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#8 ok, we can be friends.

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@OP, good poop!

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#45

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#27 suppositories or slow release suckers only

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#34 yes I can.... "Just the tip & ᵏⁿᵘᶜᵏˡᵉˢ"

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....I see you are also a person of culture lol

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, this feels overly personal.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It very much is dude

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#48 the first, I can cook for the both of us.

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#45 a third option of width forward. Like a hammerhead.

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#15 Get on the right birth control and all you need to edit is the color. If your partner wins the NuvaRingtoss.

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#44

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Off in the distance, all you hear is "Hey Tony, forgetuhboutit."

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#8 Worship!!!

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#43 DYWTYLM wrecked me. Was really connecting with the lyrics and then realized he's singing to himself in the mirror, begging his reflection to smile back at him and asking "wish that you (I) loved me (myself)"

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😭

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How delightfully unhinged.

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Always unhinged *finger guns*

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#25 That stuff is the wurst

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Jesus fucking christ.... stealing this.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#48 So, when discussing the various 'animal ear girlfriends' I saw the interesting point that catgirls would probably be too lazy to get dressed frequently.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sort of depends how many animal traits they take on, but I'm pretty sure having a catgirl girlfriend would be somewhat like taking care of a child. You'd probably have to at least bother them into waking up, getting dressed, taking showers, eating decent food (not just handfuls of lunch meat), etc., if not having to straight up do those things for them. Whether that's good or bad is up to you I guess.

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#1
i'm gonna get me one of those pins... have had no luck online or offline finding a lady pervert to team up with. the pin couldn't hurt. ain't ashamed of wanting to feel good and make someone else feel good.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think for introverts, the way in which friends are acquired rings true for love relationships as well - an extrovert finds you and adopts you lol that's how I scored my introverted & perverted husband

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#8 what's your favorite sleep token song that isn't the summoning, Euclid, or take me back to Eden? I love those three but struggle to get into much else I've tried listening too

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I'd say I like jaws, Atlantic, and the offering? Their other albums are good but TMBTE was def a big defining moment for them as a band

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I really like ascensionism, the apparition, mine, descending, high water

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Atlantic then The Offering.

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Rain. The cover will Ramos did made me love the song even more. But honestly the entire tmbte album should be listened to in order as one complete experience

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Not OP, but I really like Aqua Regia. I understand what you mean about getting into much else of their stuff. I want to love it but I can't quite decide how I feel about it.

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Just listened to Sugar a few times through and it's really grown on me. I'm giving Aqua Regia a listen too now. The 2023 album and The Summoning is what got me into them, I may just not have given more of the songs a fair shake

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