Memes that make me go "OOF" (and a sneaky lil vent)

Mar 4, 2023 4:36 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJdWn6zEO6g

Shes actually pretty fucking funny

Something they don't talk about often is craving abuse once you are in a healthy relationship. I love the woman I am with, but like, after years of being abused, I don't really have any autonomy any more, and I sometimes just crave the abuse so I feel less useless than I do. I barely get anything done unless my wife tells me to do it which just makes me feel even worse. The spirit is willing but I don;t THINK to do anything unless told to any more. Being abused would be validating, which is just, the most terrifying thought of how much I was broken. Obviously I am in a better place now, but the damage as been done and I've just, lost my ability to get shit done unprompted which just fuels self loathing. I also dissociate whenever I get too happy, which happens a lot with my partner. Idk, I barely think, let alone about my trauma, but when I do its just, absolutely horrifying the sheer damage to my psyche it has done.

Anyway thats my little venting session heres more memes.

#15 yeah just gonna point out im gonna get pissed at who ever goes around checking cardoors if they are locked or not..... random cars....

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Fantastically dark dump, I appropriated several memes.

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#28 I’m an engineer that went into aerospace after college. Best decision I made. Higher wage, job security. I helped build the James Webb

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#16 hey, doctors can do all of these too!

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Classic

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#10 Get down Mr. Presiduck!

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#27 is it ok if I share this one?

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#27

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#1 oh no that's not it, we just didn't have a museum big enough.

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#1 Palmyra, Syria

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#20 >We're Canadian. oh BOY I was like wow that's crazy but that takes it to some next level shit

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That line is such a sucker punch

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Its like a finisher in a fighting game.

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Oof.

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#9 Was not expecting to cry while scrolling through a dump. Time to go dispose of myself.

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#16 Not true. Some of us just wandered a bit then found our way back. Maybe it's because I was only partially gifted.

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#20 I would love to be a fly on the wall when a kid with a June 2002 birthday responded "Probably being conceived lol"

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#9 Damn, you need to call me out like that???

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#32 when you need to up your game

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#8 So the reason this question comes up at weird times is usually to rule out a pregnancy in case they wanna start certain meds/exams

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Yep. It’s actually asked for a reason. Not just to be intrusive.

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Women aren't in much of a "I'll just shut up and do it" mood these days about anything related to our reproductive cycles.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nice, now I can start asking women when their last period was if they ever need a band-aid.

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Ummmm no. I can’t tell if you’re making a joke or trying to make fun of me or what. I’m a little lost.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd rather they just asked "is there any possibility you're pregnant." There are a lot of other things that can make a period irregular.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Not a great question because a lot of people will say ‘no’ for stupid reasons like they used a condom.

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Or stupid reasons like just thinking they're not, even if they aren't practicing safe sex.

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And if they became pregnant and havnt hit the time of their next period yet then knowing the exact date doesnt matter either. Just test.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They will. But they ask cuz if the woman thinks they could be, or are, pregnant then they can take that into consideration before the test

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Sure…and then they give you a pregnancy test anyway in those cases, so let’s just get on with that.

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Was trying to get birth control as a teen to control period flow, not because I was doing anything. They asked me 4 times if I could be 1/

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preggo, refused to believe me that I wasn't sexually active, gave me a pregnancy test, then gave me literally 40 condoms and made me 2/

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come back two weeks later, where they again asked if I was pregnant, I said I'd had my period in between visits and ALSO WASN'T SEXING @ all

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Still made me take another pregnancy test, and told me it was just because they didn't believe me. Put me off going to that doctor again

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Oh boy, you dont wanna know what Napoléon looted for Place de la Concorde.

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Someone hasn't been at the Pergamon museum in Berlin

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#1 Before the British even turned up, all the cover stones were stolen from them.

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Most of those things were picked clean before Rome occupied Britain, even.

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#16 Or both

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#15 It's Sinti and Roma, US. And yes we still need to deal with it better, but no you have no reason to feel better for yourself.

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Ah yes, the “I know you are but what am I” defense”, used successfully in elementary schools everywhere. You’re still racist.

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Not quite sure who you are aiming at with that statement tbh

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Yes you do. What you are doing now is called being deliberately disingenuous.

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#1 The outer decorative stone has been stripped by the locals.

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#1 I wonder how many ancient British artefacts were in Rome before it fell.

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#15 *chuckles nervously* ... "To be fair" I don't know anyone who ever had a good experience with gypsies. If I meet one I'll +

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+ won't let you know cause I probably won't remember.

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My only exp with them has been theft, violence and criminal acts. They do arranged marriages at 14, don't integrate and don't follow laws.

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Again, I'm sure there are examples. I went to Romania and some of the peeps were lovely. others got drunk and put shit on the walls.

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Hey @op, have you tried making a list? Ever time you get asked to do something put it on your list and check it once a day to see what to do

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I should probably do this myself. (Not an abuse victim, just don’t have my shit together.)

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Ain't that a mood >.>

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Yes. But then I forget to make the list, or look at the ki

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Set a reminder on your phone :) I had to do it otherwise i was gonna get fired lol

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#15 Okay, this really made me OOF.

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Yeah, they also like throwing bananas at black soccer players. Maybe there are racist shitstains everywhere.

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This week 20 caravans turned up on a primary school field in my town. They left, but not before dumping rubbish and human waste all over.

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It's also ironic, since g*psy is a derogatory term.

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I used to call them the Finnish version of "g", then I met one in school and she told me the right term is "Romani".

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*in some places, to some people

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Most "Gypsys" are disliked for very good reason, which they bring on themselves. So many are irish travellers

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Yes, that’s exactly how it sounds when the Klan talks about black folks in the South. Congrats! You’re racist!

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So, uhh, buddy. You might have a solid excuse for that statement, I dunno. But to an American, that sounds DAMNED fucked up.

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Not more fucked up than your police or having 60+ mass shootings the first six weeks. Seems like USA won that category this year already

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ah yes. the fuckery Olympics.

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That user's excuse is going to be racism.

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99% arent Romany they are Diddicoy so not a race.They have just a really good way to make money and screw people over.

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Just like those greedy jews, right? I mean, as long as you're using nazi ideology, you may as well commit fully.

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Personally I have nothing against them, but their culture is a bit effed up. They have absolutely no respect for laws and they 1/2

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marry young. Young as in arranging a marriage between their 14-15 year old daughter and a 40-50 year old man. 2/2

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#8 They have to ask when you're last periods was, because it effects what medicine you will get. Especially if you've been shot.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s usually not relevant but when it IS relevant it’s something everyone will regret not asking.

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Liability is a huge thing.

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#27 Too real. I hate being a mental burden to the people who love me well, but I'm paralyzed.

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Yeah this clicked a few things into place for me.

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I'm now trying to figure out when it began, what part of my life abused me to the point of losing my autonomy.

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I'm wondering the same thing for myself, it doesn't help that I don't remember most of my life.

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Seems like therapy is needed?

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Nah just more memes please

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Yes, memes are much cheaper

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Either I'm really messed up or haven't found good therapists. Shouldn't be getting better help from reading books & YouTube, but here we are

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Thinking aloud here, what if you're given only 2 options (not exactly someone telling you what to do but it's narrowed down), can you 1/2

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Break through the paralysis, without having all the options of the day to choose from? But still make the choice yourself?

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That's a good way to put it. Training yourself takes time as an adult. I'm working on it myself. I need to be nicer to myself.

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I feel like school was the main culprit for me. We were often punished for doing anything we weren't specifically told to do.

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My I offer the phrase, "Give it hell Captain". It's gotten me through many many moments of paralization.

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What. How’s that supposed to help. Or am I missing a joke here

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When in doubt, utter the phrase. Know something is going to happen by your hand if you do something. Doing nothing is as safe as failing. ¹

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objects. Let yourself try your best. Give it hell Captain. The alternative is delicacy to a fault.⁶

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enough to learn from the experience. Be well. Be calm. Be disorganized. Be kind. Be accepting of mistakes. And don't be gentle to inanimate⁵

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life happen. This messy thing that is existance. Existence deserves as bad as it can give. Give it hell, move forward and look back just ⁴

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the fires and fucking go. Get shit done. At worst you'll make a mistake. Live to fight again. Don't be rash and put yourself in danger. Let³

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There is a hope you do right. Failure is budgeted for already. You will learn; and that is good. Whatever will happens, throw yourself into²

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Okay, so lack of agency can be addressed by addressing the feelings of powerlessness that led you to feel as if every decision was the 1/

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Wrong one while simultaneously focusing on finding new and healthy sources of strength to help mitigate the feeling of powerlessness 2/

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Suffice it to say, this can be a difficult and painful process but it does have incredible rewards -- decisiveness, confidence, etc etc 3/

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Happy to give people guidance on this, writing a website that links all this together, along with a bunch of other stuff.

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