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Aug 28, 2017 8:00 PM
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duhrick
This is probably the happiest that dude has ever been.
ohaibai
Like a kid on Christmas.
GoochoLibre
I saw a meat splint at first. Roll that bitch around the broken limb, tighten your belt around it. Profit.
LegendaryKatman
I mean this in a completely non-judgmental way... he looks like the kind of guy who would get excited about a meat blanket.
KaJuN
That would make a fine defense against this pork sword
alrightok
He has found the perfect blanket
SheDevilinaSnuggie
As a graduation/birthday gift I bought my buddy a 3lb pack of thick cut peppered bacon, and his favorite vodka. He looked this happy too.
rssplowman
meat *curtain*
DumbledoresDingleberries
The ad below this when I first swiped said "what would Jesus do?" and I thought it was part of the post.
Rhesto
I need dis
peachesforme
wait. where is this. i see kettle chips. that means this might be in my range. i want a meat blanket
Burke616
"Stop. You had me at meat tornado."
realmdweller
DakotaWolf
BlaneStrickland
AlexxStratten
Where can I get that? How much?
CloseupCaptionReaction
RussianSilence13
Mom can I please buy it?
G10rgos7
Droewors?
eduardoluizsoaresoliveira3
Not kosher
DrLivingstoneIpresume
The only acceptable way to post a selfie on Imgur
jonescreek
Ah Tillamook
Cocacoladinosaur
Your mom is.
PartTimeMemeDealer9
Embrace the meat....eat the meat....BE THE MEAT
CidColetti
Roll it all together its one slim jim. I say go for it. Sure you won't shit for a month but that'll be tasty.
byllman
Ahh... to die happy and constipated.
superduperyooperthatspissedoff
I'm guessing Wisconsin
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
Agreed. That looks like what my dad brings home after his deer gets processed.
wadenelson1
GOD WHAT A GREAT COUNTRY!!!!
Memes4Cheap
native americans were eating shit like that all the time before we came and fixed it
duhrick
sonofTK421
whatbuttondoipush
What a county! http://www.comedycouch.com/images/interview_photos/yakov3.jpg
wellofmimir
That face. That is the face of a man who found enlightenment through beef curtains. And this vatiety won't cost him his house.
MrNohbdy
Oh come on. 6 hours and nobody mentions "vatiety"?
DeliciousMeatCurtains
As have I. One more to see the light.
CptRobotNinja
I used to know a chick we called beef curtains....she was popular but on one was proud of it
lithiummouse
Tehsyr
...oh my god...
coreyjayb
Heh.. beef curtains.
beefcurtain
You rang?
Un0riginalComment
I need a banana for scale
sartago
Have you seen how expensive jerky is?
confuzzledtuna
Beef jerky is , slim Jim things are not!
Buckbeak1486
Yea. I've been-- and still am!-- craving it, but $7 for just a few strips is extortion!
DildorTheMighty
That's probably at LEAST $50, but likely more. This is why I make my own jerky.
czme
I never understood why beef jerky is so good damn expensive, it's not even that hard to make
Thornaxe
Regular meat has a lot of water. Jerky removes much of this prior to sale.
suhdudex
Because people buy it
Balisarius
In the UK we can only buy beef jerky in small packs of tiny square cuts. And its relatively expensive. This makes me sad.
WhyWontMyCopilotStopScreaming
Make your own. It's pretty easy and definitely cheaper... there are instructions and recipes online...
Balisarius
Really? Huh. Cool. I shall look into it! Cheers!
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
How much $?
Bfizzle
tree fiddy
sediment25
It was only $10
jbilly90
Wtf
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
TheCoffeeliciousCaffeineAddict
Where? I want some beef jerky. I'll pay for you to send some.
rumandbass
I dunno if I'd eat that tbh. That should cost like $50
katychla
I need this in my life. Help fill me with meat, op
jimmythehat1
No fucking way. I hope you bought a couple. where can I get one?
slyfox001
That looks like $75 worth easily
BigTruckRegularPenis
If this is you in the pic... I'll pay 25 you keep the rest for your time and shipping.
fishmeistercod
That's a fuckton of droewors for R150. I call shenanigans.
Howtogrowwood
I call bullshit, no way its 10
imfredtri
Did you get it!?
Ubiquitousdarkhumour
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??
mehimbored
Somanyquestions
How big is it? Looks like a god 2-3 pounds easy.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Looks more like 5 pounds.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
therobisaur
Lies.
sunlight
So it's like 5-7% actual meat product?
whyDidthePartyStop
I would think so
brambleheart
at $10, it's 95% rectums, 4% salt, and 1% red number 5
Vagetarian
If you're taking orders, I'd be glad to pay (plus shipping to Michigan) for meat blankets. Winter is coming, after all..
AwaitingForYouAllInHell
Suspicious username...
Piepersonsmom
Vagitarian
dghammer
Why? A meat eater is a meat eater.
Vagetarian
I'm more of a licker, but this remains true.