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#Funny #Movies_and Tv #Awesome
leftshaark
Respect ! R.E.S.C.E.T
dangerbrennan
Much better character than borat
cfw34677
Lol that face!
SirDistic
Funniest thing you'll ever see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SccQjije06I
CydonianCyborg
*at pro life rally. *Talks to woman. "Have you ever had an abortion?" "No." "Then how do you know theyre bad if youve never had one?"
LucasHood513
Yes, Restecp. 'Owz anyone out there meant to restecp each otha? If you lot in 'ere, don't even start restecpa-ing one another.
eykompis
"That's a very sexist way to talk about these bitches."
PunjabiMacgyver
Loved that line at the beginning of the movie and it just got better from there
Apollo204
I want this man to write our history books
eltuna
I love how he always use the auxiliar verbs the wrong way
emceedreidal
RESTECP!
BalloFish
Fun Fact: I unfortunately live in Staines, and am about two minutes' walk from locations used in the film.
BlueKarat
If you lived somewhere else would it still be Staines because you're there?
JMaxGarage
CHECK IT. IM ERE WIF MY MAIN MAN WILLIAM CHOMSKY. RESPEK. I'll never forget that one
BachelorGourmet
Kent Hovind, uuugh....
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
Kent's the man
divitu
As in "the man keeping you down"?
blastedsteak
Ali g interviewing d money(trump) https://youtu.be/sP5ElraFHHE
cantthinkofacleverenoughnamerightnow
Loved when he interviewed Gore Vidal about his hair products.
ProfessorPoundTown
@op https://media.giphy.com/media/P3sqZQlnqRqSI/giphy.gif
jedijazz
BOOYAKASHA!!
BruceBannersButtplug
WICKEDY WACKEDY SHA BOO!
nodisco
"So Wales, what is y'all bangin on about coz no offense i 'eard its crap"
iainjames88
Jungle is massive
NikoLorenzio
MON!
JMaxGarage
RESPEK!
wardenclyfe
Who is that last one?
IronHobbit
Newt Gingrich
wardenclyfe
Thought so
cms4509
And then you realize who he's married to. What a lucky dude!
DireBat
puck2dag
Anyone else read this in his voice?
BlueKarat
No, just you.
KobeBurger
Man, 'dog' isn't slang. I mean, except when it is, but not when it isn't, ya feel me dog?
ifounditunderthere
AnatolianTiger
Sauce
DaithiUK
Ali G Indahouse http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0284837/
Katzizbetter
Dumb question : Who is he ? (I could google it but you look like the most adequate people to ask)
theonedudeoverthere
this is king julien XIII
KokoMotion
Ali G! He's the white pseudo-rastafarian Marx brother.
BlueKarat
As said by other guy it's Sacha Baron Cohen and these are bits from his Ali G scenes. The stuff is fantastic imo.
steelez
Sacha Baron Cohen, known for Ali G, Borat, The Dictator, Bruno amongst others.
apercent
Thx
xizar
The beautiful thing is how he convinced everyone he was real.
FrankyBabes
He totally lives his characters, it's amazing to see
PenguinsAreJustPandaChicken
He did? Really? People thought these were serious questions?
FrankyBabes
Brasseye was doing the same thing. The Paedophile episode and the drugs episode are personal favourites - all those celebrity endorsements
xizar
All of his interviews were legit acquired and they believed he was sincere.
soapydux
Is it cos I is black
BahamutBBob
I've never watched Da Ali G Show, I feel like I should fix that.
5po0ky
I envy you
openyomind
You definitely should. It's by far his best work in my opinion.
BlueKarat
Don't forget the movie.
Frothington
I'm still waiting for the 2nd Ali G movie. :(
BlueKarat
I would love that over the Borat and Co movies lol. I felt that character was both absurd and believable enough to be hilarious.
jaiie
The best part of the movie is that Martin Freeman (Bilbo in The Hobbit/Watson in Sherlock) plays Ali's best and equally stupid friend.
BlueKarat
He does a pretty good B.A. Baracus
chickeninthebushbush
The Beckham interview is the best: "But seriously, does you take it up the batty?"
catapulter
you actually wouldnt have this problem because you are not supposed to talk with your mouth full.
VikingForHire
'Every child wants to be in his boots and every man wants to be in his missus'
hajime666
Did he ask Posh or Becks?
strakur
by far the best!
LurkyMcLurkface
"What is that some sort of batty boy language" - Ali G on Gaelic
Ilikeyogurt
Source
Gato1980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDb_Gd_fBXo
fewextrathumbs
Or be a singer......like Mariah Carey
Gato1980
Posh/Beckham interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDb_Gd_fBXo
Saukkonen
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gaylord04
This is great !!! IM CRYING !!! Thank you for the link
userabc
The winter is the best time to go on the sun.
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
"sunshine" is a pretty trip movie
ProfessorPoundTown
@op https://media.giphy.com/media/P3sqZQlnqRqSI/giphy.gif
lacunae8
Why would anyone want to go to the moon? There's no Mac E Dees there.
BlueSpaceLizard
http://imgur.com/TGNQrpH
throw4w4y1234
With his main man Buzz Lightyear.
HashBranny
I love the sun in winter. The water there gets a bit chilly but the snow on the ground is quite beautiful there.
canibFrank
Why not just go at night?
BlueKarat
Better yet, a cold winter night.
allthenamesaregone
Not enough time, by the time you get there it'd be day again.
ducktape50
You could leave from the attic circle. Then you will have 6 months of night to get thar.
canibFrank
True but why not stop overnight on Mercury or at least in the Mercury suburbs? Then you're like 3/4ths of the way there.
BlueKarat
How long does it take to get to Mercury? Mars is only 30 seconds away.
canibFrank
That's close! Unfortunately in the wrong direction.
BeeStingsAndHoney
He's so clever. I loved the show back in the day, people just didn't get his humour. The women's activists were getting so angry.
IamMadeOfShamrocks
People didn't get his humour? His show was the most popular thing on TV at the time!
BeeStingsAndHoney
Yeah totally, but I think the guests were often completely unaware of who Ali G was.
jaiie
Which was the only reason it worked.
fireinbloom
Angry feminists!? Say it ain't so!
GeneVagina
Marc Maron interviewed him on his WTF podcast a while back. Well worth the listen.
ActionBrohnjohnsohn
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BeeStingsAndHoney
Just been bingeing GLOW with Marc Maron hah. I'll check his podcast out.
apercent
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ComradeSillyOtter
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rumandbass
did he play Ali G or go as himsef?
GeneVagina
He didn't do it in character, which is pretty rare.
LapisScarab
I mean that first one was by far the lamest of the jokes in this bunch.
SomeCrazyNerd
Not as good but funny.
ObnoxiousComma
I thought it was absolutely hilarious hahaha
LapisScarab
Eh, to each their own. I've heard variations on that joke a thousand times and he didn't really add much to it.
LapisScarab
Pretty much every other joke here killed me, the first one was just pretty lazy.
idownvoteyouruglycats
Where is him and the Trump
twicetemper
Could you imagine? That would be so great.
GrahamHerNotSee
He did one with trump
magneticgumby
*finger snap* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5ElraFHHE
BlackDragoness
Holy spaghetti monster, Batman...
KokoMotion
Booyakasha
chrishallett83
"hundreds of millions of years ago people were trading in rocks and things" holy fuck he knows NOTHING.
Ayzay
Wait did that guy just say "if evolution is true, why aren't monkeys having human babies today?"? Are people really they stupid?
Bomchickawahwah
That's Kent Hovind. Evolution theory has been explained to him dozens of times in different settings and he still explains it like here.
Brainsplosion
I think that's Ken Ham. Professional piece of shit science denier who uses religion to promote ignorance.
MissAizea
A chimpanzee/human hybrid may be viable, but we're not allowed to do those experiments
losCHUNK
Rule 34
Hyippy
Someone somewhere has done that experiment. I guarantee it. If there's not a video of it somewhere online I'll . . . fuck a chimp & film it
MissAizea
They tried in Russia, got banished/ran out for the experiment
Ryannewton85
'allowed'
Squossifrage
It's been tried. Scientific ethics is a relatively modern invention. There are no recorded cases of successful interbreeding.
MissAizea
Wasn't ethics, more Soviet objections. It was allegedly attempted in the 1920s by a Russian scientist, but that's all I can find about it.
MissAizea
PedanticGonkDroid
But some animals got human girlfriends, surely chimpanzees are among them.
khora
If Americans came from Europe, how come there are still Europeans?
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
checkmate atheists
StRocketScience
I'd like to make it clear that Humans didn't come from Monkeys. They both descended from a common ancestor.
Xenolith166
You're right, humans are a kind of ape.
khora
I'd like to point out that monkeys have tails. Apes don't.
pancakeisi
Can you explain alis joke there? I dont get it
pancakeisi
I know tgat humans and monkeys are basically cousin species
KhalFrodo
This guy has eaten a banana therefore he has monkey ancestors.
pancakeisi
Ahhhh damn. Thanks man. I was thinkin in an entirely diff direction. I feel dumb as hell right now.
DownvotesAreFun
Well, your ancestors were monkeys, so there is that.
BecauseCanadian
No need to feel dumb for this! It's not like his argument made any sense