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We have now reached the time of year where the alarm wakes me up before the sun. Ugh. Let's get this bread.
There should be a third path for misunderstanding Nihilism.
Pretty much.
I can't decide for post 1000 if I should do a Star Trek dump, a LOTR dump, or a Desert Mood dump. What do you all want to see?
More like, "I really should play these sometime" and then clicks Skyrim.
Me, whenever there's a flame war or a great controversy within Orthodoxy on the internet.
This has @sisipherr energy.
At that time, a terrible parasite known as Phylloxera was killing Grape vines. Scientists figured out they could graft the Grape vines onto rootstock sourced from wild grapevines and cultivated American Grape varietals from Missouri and Texas, which were resistant to this parasite... which came originally from North America in the first place. Whoops.
This time period is also when we get the so-called "French-American Hybrid" grape varietals, like Chambourcin, Chancellor, and Chardonnel, as another answer to the crisis, but eventually the French (especially the French) decided they weren't "pure" enough so they tore most of them out over there.... they're still an important part of American winemaking, especially East of the Rockies.
This has been your standard mini infodump within one of my posts.
I like the scent of rose and Lavender.
Taking out eyes was a pretty common punishment in Byzantium. They, uh, kinda made it into an art form: one of the ways they did it was sticking your head over a red-hot bronze bowl of vinegar. The fumes would do it.
Also "captain Autism co-morbid with ADHD"
Diocletian memes are so niche, and I absolutely love them. Especially relating to the Diocletian persecution, and this checks both boxes.
Mood.
I know a couple that actually DOES this, and I am so jealous.
Also, their four year old for similar reasons is obsessed with cannons. He once asked me what my favorite type of cannon shot was, the last time I visited.
(This child is my godson, I should mention)
Mood.
And memes. Especially Nonsense memes.
This is, uh, exceedingly specific.
@danat101 should totally do a sexy Ms. Frizzle cosplay. Or, hell, a regular cosplay with all these dresses.
Me, trying to find a new place to live right now.
Poor kid.
This explains so much about England.
At this point I've given up trying to make plans for anything.
Pippin tax!
Today's message from Pippin:
"J VH. - hbjuhgy zapata wtygf
But. Agygdr AZ Z c ju."
JabesMcJabesface
#19 but my hair is not green?
Almaadin
For 1000 I vote desert.
DonaldFuck
The alarm only wakes you up before the sun if you let it.
Hovencl00f
Flickers gonna flick.
KZFDG
Chain shot, obviously
NightOwlRally
#4 As an owl aficionado, this is just the message I needed to hear.
We11thatwasC00L
1000 could be a magic school bus dump
zhgghhghnbhh
#3 all paths leads to existancialism
tellyourcatilovethem
#31 I can't stop looking at the dress from 'Gets a Bright Idea" (center column, third row from bottom) and seeing the lights and striped, thigh-high boots, making the body very short
spiderjohn36
#2 third path for misunderstanding nihilism is probably Fight Club
XEndeadX
#2 and the misunderstanding nihilism path leads to Rick and Morty.
Unclescam
I was thinking Fight Club but Rick and Morty works.
Asadsadsadclown
Beat me by 11s
MundySeme
#2 The third path for misunderstanding Nihilism is Fight Club.
Geek13
Dang. Just now learning Mrs. Friz changed dresses.
TinyRavenFeathers
#11 I’m TinyRavenFeathers and I endorse this message.
MotherfuckinGoats
Squishyossifrage
#8 today I booted up the original Portal, finished it that afternoon, absolutely holds up 15 years later
HikariShade
I, for one, welcome more infodumping in posts. I always find them delightful. 🥰
JayDeeDubs
#18 The Byzantines were really fixated on disfiguring and maiming people in general. Blindings, castrations, nose removals were all go tos, but now thinking about people's eyes getting melted by boiling vinegar steam is really freaking me out.
PotatOSLament
I’m gonna need a source on this boiling vinegar steam.
JayDeeDubs
It was from Cody's comment beneath the meme
Varenvel
#1 i would like to remind people that Gajin is russian based company , stated in russia , they will tell you that "they will never pass that information of secret documents to russian NSB" but russian law states that all companies have to comply with them and send them all personal data and more , there was huge goverment emails leak reguarding atomic heart and how they have to handle "all data they gather on its users" to russian goverment. >
Varenvel
so basicly anyone who leaks any documents on WT forums is giving them to russian goverment.
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
Has anyone here met their goals and is satisfied with their life?
LocalFrenchCroissant
#16 As a French at first I was like "What? The French accepted that from now on our wine wouldn't just be "french" and that we basically have to be thankful to the americans for even having wine from then on? That's surprising, a lot of winemakers must be hard pressed to recognize it" and then you said they ripped everything because it wasn't pure and I thought "Ah yes THIS is definitely more like us" lmao
ATLandNerdy
#2 yeah, but it doesn't really matter
goflyblind
you had to fall to lose it all.
SarcasticComment
so I take it you'll be taking the third path to Misunderstanding Rick
adrianontherocks
Why not combine all 3 options for your 1000th :D
majorminers
@op Sup Cody? I had a chuckle at the Byzantines. I was pickling beets today and when I pulled the lid on my brine, the vapour blinded me. Hurt like the dickens. Then I get this ref after a set down. Just a neat coinicidence.
JayDeeDubs
#12 But it is partially true that horses are fucked up because of human breeding of them. True wild horses (as opposed to feral ones, which wild horses today mostly are) are smaller, sturdier and less prone to a bunch of horse health problems. Still got leg issues, but it's either legs built for speed or legs built sturdily. You don't get both.
PubMed12927120suckssobad
I'm a dog and cat veterinarian. A post doc at ISU used my digital x-ray to prove that wild horses 15000 years ago in North America had coffin bone disease, thus disproving the assumption that it was a result of human management practices
69thStPepper
Yeah, wild horses tend to lean more toward donkey features; shorter, sturdier, and possessed of an anger management issue that would shame a Canada Goose
PatrikLilja
In an accident, a slightly sturdier leg may still break nonetheless.
If you were running from a predator and fall or trip, you'd die. So there is no evolutionary pressure to get legs that heal better because over running fast.
There is no benefit for a faster healing leg when you're getting eaten.
LoopStricken
We-elllll, that really depends on just how fast the healing really is.
EverNotRelevant
#35 And his other son Chi, and Twitter... Dude has a 5 year old's obsession with the letter X.
minipancho94
truly one of the most pathetic persons in existence. everything i learn just makes him more and more pathetic, like it would just be sad if he wasnt such an unlikable douche, and general piece of shit.
Dumoras
I just saw 40k. Tau, mechanicus, demon.
EverNotRelevant
Musky seems like he would be the worst kind of Warhammer fan, one who doesn't get the joke.
CallThisAUsername
As someone who was into it in a big way 8 or 10 years ago - yep. That tallies.
ATLandNerdy
#9 better is all relative. Sure, VHS and DVDs were lower resolution, but they never deleted themselves because the company wanted more money.
Leonon
https://github.com/ytdl-org/youtube-dl
ATLandNerdy
That don't work on Disney+ Max Now Flix.
tarwen
Team Star Trek for 1k
michiyl
BirdLady
snootyPotato
Seconded
swedeonamoose
#1 I like to imagine some poor CIA agent just sitting by his computer with the sole job of scanning War Thunder forums for classified shit.
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
While the rest of the class he trained with to join the CIA are top secret field agents assassinating enemy leaders, stealing nuke codes, orchestrating coups, etc.
PotatOSLament
I take it War Thunder keeps leaking military blueprints?
CurtainDoggo
Some rabid fans leak docs regularly because their favorite vehicle stats are wrong or something, the devs begged players to not do that but they're not listening lol.
swedeonamoose
Well the devs never listen to the fans so why should they listen to teh devs xD
grimbor
#37 Forced rhubarb grows so quickly that you can hear it
DreamWeavr
Forced rhubarb: i'm growin' innit
Clarysage
I thought forcing rhubarb was a normal thing after it's grown a bit? You put a pot or cover over it same as with celery and asparagus?
redheadedrobot
It has legit been a source of nightmares for me since learning this (I think they mentioned it on Q.I.?).
Tasha1978
Wait til he finds out about pontsettias.
Tasha1978
Pointsettias*