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Aug 12, 2017 1:15 AM
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fantasygachapon
izzmonster
Hah the vikings were sick
MarshmallowFluffernutterPie
@ElbowDeepInAHorse I am obligated to ping you.
OshyuOshyu18
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
mingotheflamingo
because Loki got knocked up by a horse one time, you're welcome
SalamifortheSwami
AlexDiem
At first I thought this was El Dorado....
shepardcommander07
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
Chel...is...off limits? *DING*
imRonBurgundy26
The horses face
notkvothethebloodless
The face that says the one time was pretty recent
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
For those who don't understand. Loki fucked a horse in old mythology. He shaped shifted and impregnated a horse. If that doesn't explain a..
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Heretic then I don't know what to say to you fucking heretic.
Worgenmaster
But that's not how it happened ._.
LoftheDesert
For the interested, in Norse Myths Loki turns himself to a female horse and has sex with a horse. He did so several times with other animals
Includesdrinks
Tylendal
Well, he was just trying to distract the horse... but he couldn't get away in time.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
And then his dad rode his 8 legged grandson into battle.
BluePaladin42
Nephew, actually. Technically.
Noob3rts
..What?
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Nordic mythology, Loki gets pregnant by a stallion and has a crazy flying horse baby. (Yeah he's the mom, I don't know man)
Ringshadow
He's the mom because he was a mare at the time. Loki is a true shapeshifter with no true gender/sex, but his public face is mostly male.
razetherunner
in particular, his horse-son is Sleipnir, the 8-legged horse that serves as Odin's steed. Again, which he gave birth to, as the mom, 8 legs.
Includesdrinks
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Saucysauces
YOURE BACK! CALL OFF THE RIOTS EVERYONE!
moonpony
Yay? Is it truly you?
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Yep!
Spartans202
SirWadeWilson
That mythology corse payed off!
TheYoungBear
unfortunately the spelling needs some work
SirWadeWilson
Herbalcrayon86
I'm not that far into my Norse mythology yet. Is this how Sleipnir is born?
MrSnugglepants
YUP! Loki swindled the stonemason that built the wall around asgard by fuckin his horse.
Herbalcrayon86
Haha that's metal as fuck. My first instinct in getting one over on a guy would not be "I know... Im gonna rape his horse!"
Worgenmaster
Loki was the one raped though. Then he got pregnant.... Loki ._.
MrSnugglepants
It wasnt really rape though. Loki transformed into a mare and did the bugs bunny routine.
MrSnugglepants
The horse went wild and ran off with Lokimare. Retunred later when the stonemason couldnt finish on time.
MrSnugglepants
Loki then gave birth to sleipnir and since Loki is a jotunn, his kids are all weirdos of chaotic bullshit. EIGHT LEGGED HORSE GET!