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Aug 22, 2024 9:41 PM
SkyPigeon123
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Dado1968
Beat the dad’s ass.
AIisAbutnotI
Man Up! Dump her NOW.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
DidItForScience
FRIENDisCHUMisBAIT
You are not the center of her attention. Take all the time you need.
halfabubbleoff
There’s one way to solve two problems with one reply to the former bf’s father’s “not manly enough” line of questioning:
“That’s not what your wife said.”
You’ll never see those AH’s again or the AH (Ex)GF.
spontaneous9
Heavenissize17socks
Ex bf's Dad is insulting gf. She doesn't see it.
ivymantled69
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
6ft1DickC
Definitely toxic and would be a deal breaker. Also, sounds like the dude may have been shit at brake jobs
ClownishAntics
nobletrex
As a policy, I believe any prospective partner who tells me I’m not man enough for them. Saves me lots of time and effort 🤣
cunninglinguist85
TheFifthTK
Gotta love a woman that picks a non-traditional man to date, stays with them for an extended period of time and then expects them to sprout manly traits like magic.
flopsyjoe
"manly huh? How was he at driving?"
hwatL4bloopy
He probably worked on his own car and fucked it up
hellsgunslinger
I do agree that dude shouldn't care what dad says. Screw him, be yourself. That being said, run dude. No one needs that kind of BS in their life and it'll probably never stop. Not good for anyone in the long run.
cjpoet
End it. My ex's parents, in the midst of a Xmas evening, said: Mom: Shut up. Dad: Shut the fuck up. We didn't last too much longer after that, especially since i left the gathering and ex didn't come talk to me until the next morning.
SilentSecretMan
Pee on his dad to exert dominance
Motoemt
Don't forget to stare him in the eyes when you do it.
unremarkableasterisk
It's a red-flag party up in this bitch!
deegeeeeez
100% cut her loose. Nothing good is coming from that, and I don’t care how good the sex is
Ricdesan
The GF still lusts after her dead BF's dad ... run brother run
Imademyselfsquirtle
Yo she fucking that dead ex bf dad.
SilentSecretMan
horseman05
Arfulblastskat
Maybe trying to live up to his father's expectations of "being manly" made the son drive to fast and recklessly, rolling his car into a tree. Simply point this out to the father next time he mentions your un-manly-ness. Shut the old fucker up right quick.
dingybasement350
I wonder if the "manly" dead guy died in the crash because he was one of those dipshits that is too macho to wear a seat belt (if the story is real anyway).
animatronicChristmasChickens
Clearly the right party is the dead bf
Leonon
#TeamCorpse
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
There's a few response options here:
1: Shrug it off
2: Respond with "oh I make enough to pay someone for that" or something similar
3 (nuclear option): "well he can't bone his girl like I can. On account of his condition"
Spidey209
I can fix a car but I always go with #2. I got better things to do with my time. Imgur for instance.
lostharbinger42
Was his name Gaston or something?
hwatL4bloopy
He probably died bc he thrrw up a bunch of eggs while driving
YeroctheBarbarian
Ok I have the nuclear option and I’ll probably go to hell for it “Well he may have been great at working on cars but he was sure shit at driving them.” Do with this comeback what you will.
Lyconous
Did he work on Ted Kennedy's car?
Anthony88
"You said he did alot of work, i just don't believe it because the lazy cunt has been lying down a lot recently."
nosimpleway
I'd say "No survivors" but that goes without saying
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
Or consider:
If he's so manly how come I'm boning his girl?
mentalproblemz
Not going to get a whole lot of mileage out of it though. Seems to cause the whole dinner to come crashing to an end.
YeroctheBarbarian
At that point if she doesn’t realize or care that her ex bf’s parents are doing that to him is a red flag it’s doomed anyway.
TheBinky
Wait until dessert ;)
Serkus
ToSisPoS
Like an unsolicited star wars post in your Facebook feed.
DeucesMongooses
Not manly enough to survive a car crash
PostTraumaticSouthDisorder
Hahahaha.
TheBinky
And that's when the fight started. Lol
hwatL4bloopy
If it's manly to die in a poorly repaired car, I think I'll pass.
PostTraumaticSouthDisorder
People keep telling me to fix my own brakes. First off, no. My hands are made of sandwiches. Everyone will die.
Raventhief
Not so much multiple red flags as a single red flag the size of Africa.
KyleButNotThatKyle
Whoa! Africa is HUGE!
PileOfWalthers
I'm convinced most of the posts in that and related subs are just writing exercises. None of that shit is real.
L4dead2
My wife’s ex’s parents moved to where we live so they can be closer to their grandson. They are actually really good people and great to talk to. Their son does not even try to contact my stepson so he knows me as dad. They are also the godparents of my daughter. I’d say it’s possible but my story has a happy ending
Chorabra
YTA for suggesting anybody would just lie on the internet. :(
DarwinsAgain
I see it more along the lines of Social Learning Theory - people using social media to test how human communities react to hypothetical scenarios and adjusting their own behaviours and attitudes accordingly. Trolling is possibly based on the same mechanism. I don't think humans start to really understand how societies work until they hit their 30s (some people never do) and until that time we suck in all the data we can get by interacting with other people.
Atomic2
The problem is of course, online communities aren't good analogies of real life communities. People behave way different online.
PileOfWalthers
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/green-blackboards-and-other-anomalies
flarflarf
wtf is WIBTAH?
PaperinoVB
Would I Be The AssHole, I presume.
flarflarf
THERE it is, thanks.
skwint
What Itchy Butts Teach About Hygiene
Bastetsmorlock
FearTheZee
I think it's that you may have pinworms.
RetrogradeLlama
Tell her you're done with the toxic EX-BF parents. She can decide what she wants to do.
Me, I'd be on the Adios Train without delay.
DeadyBearr
He's not an ex. He died. That's a huge difference.
Foxsayy
That said, everything here sounds toxic as hell.
SirWadeWilson
There's no real word for "widowed but we were only dating" unless you can come up with one.
DeadyBearr
Late boyfriend. No their isn't a term for a widowed girlfriend but he is not an ex boyfriend.
maybeamonster
"No, it's all right. I'll say the blessing. Dear Lord, please bless these gifts which we are about to receive. Bless we who have gathered here, and bless those that can no longer be hear with us. Let us remember them, and be thankful for what time we had, and what gifts they bestowed upon us. Real cool of you to die of cancer so I could rail Conny, Mark. You're fucking swell, mate. We pray this in Jesus' name. Amen"
"What?"
Zoroasterisk
"I was just talking about how bad Conny needs that real dick. Speaking of, did you know ole' Marky Mark left us a little souvenir of himself before he passed? Big black dildo molded directly on his cock! We rigged it up with a strap so Connie can peg me with it. Your late son hits like a freight train wrapped in marshmallows. It took me a week before I could shit straight. I mean, this bratwurst looks delicious!"
johnxbear
What does WIBTAH mean?
LustrousShadow
"Would I Be The AssHole?"
johnxbear
That makes sense
Duckgooser
Close, "Will"
BeingABotIsRad
Welp. I Be the AssHole.
RunawaySpoons
Depends on how the question is phrased:
Will I be when I … ?
Would I be if I … ?
But considering usually people are asking for advice to help make up their minds, it's 'Would'. Only 'will' if they've made their decision and are going to do it no matter what responses they get.
Bob122872
Would I Be The A**hole
RexBry
You can say asshole, no one fucking cares. :)
Chorabra
I care, asshole. You and your shitty vulgar mouth can get fucked right to hell. You might as well be pissing out your face every time it opens to speak 'cause it's basically a diseased cunt with the filth you're spewing. Mouth that full of nastiness, you must be some kinda cocksucker. Bet you learned it from your mother while you were screwing her tits, you sick motherfucker.
RexBry
*Swoons* I think I'm in love.
Chorabra
I'm a little dissatisfied that I didn't get 'Nabisco' in there somewhere. Like maybe something about an Oreo break during the fucking...
damianpryde
Chorabra
Philistine.