EnglishIsNotMyNativeLanguage
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Surprise, motherfucker
Aug 7, 2017 4:03 AM
EnglishIsNotMyNativeLanguage
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RobocoprahWinfrey
People watching instant justice and crimes: Fuck yeah Me:
Yqup
Ive lived 4 months in Brazil, seen the cars infront of me being robbed by motorcycle riders carrying guns and what not. Security is a must
brikhouse2
Dude knew better than to get out before the door closed.
lenomdeplume
I noticed he stayed in the car while door was closing. Not his first Rodeo?
hesaidsarcastically
Appropriate response. I fully agree with this.
damediddly
Oh, HE DEAD
ReagansLibrary
smallskillerofhambino
GyroPunk
Active Self Protection should just change their channel name to People Getting Shot in Brazil.
annonymouse211
Good on that guy; this whole situation is terrifying but at least he has video to prove he was absolutely justified and defending himself.
BrapOn
Does he though? He shot an unarmed person. Whatever happened to Fisticuffs?
BrapOn
I retract that remark. Upon closer inspection it appears the bad guy was packn'.
mikeatike
Supplies, motherfucker
njullpointer
I heard the the guy who got point-blank popped died. totally deserved. preferably the rest would have died too.
stew1
I see the gun laws work in Brazil
YouGonnaEatThatPickle
Slowest mother fucking garage door...that's the real crime here
PokeMasterWrath
I guess in 200 years, that company makes the elevators in Mass Effect.
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
DoorCo, introducing the V37 Dramatic Tension series of garage doors.
AIComments
Remember kids, people getting shot IRL is nothing like movies. They keep on running and firing, even if the wound is mortal.
dauntlessds
Adrenaline is a helluva drug right?
insongwhang
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
azgrak
What you don't see is everyone clutching their ears. Enclosed space no ear protection equals huge pain. Try it for yourself sometime.
eggmuffin
It's not a priority when someone is trying to kill you.
rianocerous
Why are his clothes so shiny?
EnglishIsNotMyNativeLanguage
he's a cop
mikeatike
Cops are fabulous.
MOBseen
Off duty Brazilian cop?
PrinceBitterbatter
That's why you should support gun rights. Conceal carrying is the most comfortable you'll ever be in your life.
candiduscorvus
If you are proficient in using the gun and not just carrying it around with no clue what to do with it.
eggmuffin
Except when it becomes common, and you're constantly surrounded by firearms wielded by random members of the public. Sounds super-safe.
PrinceBitterbatter
It's the interpersonal equivalent of the nuclear option. Other people aren't going to attack you if you can defend yourself.
eggmuffin
That's not how people work. It's the same logic behind the notion that long prison sentences discourages crime. It demonstrably isn't true.
candiduscorvus
It is rather safe. When any given crowd is likely to have multiple armed citizens in it you do not have mass shooting incidents.
eggmuffin
That's demonstrably not true.
candiduscorvus
Sorry, you are incorrect.
PrinceBitterbatter
Look at the crime rate in cities like New York and Chicago. VERY Tight Gun Laws. Look at Austin. Wild West. Yet much lower violent crime.
eggmuffin
Gee, if only there were any other differences between these places. But no, other than firearms legislation, they are identical.
TwoToneeRebel
Rather that than be unarmed during a time in which need a gun.
eggmuffin
How about not needing a gun? Firearms proliferation means that you'll be far, far more likely to require a firearm in the first place.
TwoToneeRebel
That's not how that works. Like not at all.
eggmuffin
Yes, yes it is. What do you think supplies the black market? The firearms all come from somewhere.
Alabamapotato
Criminals don't care about rights and have guns anyway. I don't know about you but for me it seems safer to have the ability to fight back.
eggmuffin
The safest is to not need to fight back. The more guns are in circulation, the greater the odds that one of them will be pointed at you.
Smokipoki
If they can't get a gun, they will have a knife.
eggmuffin
Exactly!
Alabamapotato
"Sure, go ahead and rob me, I don't mind" - would that be your definition of "no need to fight back"?
eggmuffin
① Fewer guns in circulation equals fewer bullets fired. That equals fewer gunshot wounds and fewer casualties.
CompressedInfo
Because he had sufficient SUPPLIES, MUTHAFUCKA!
Cartoones
I want some fries, mutherfucka
boethius
mattsall
"Excuse me sir, you have a tail light o-" *bang bang bang*, "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!" - altercation probably
servingmytimeinusersub
Wait.. WAIT.... I VAPE!!
ReginaldMurrayWilliams
Fella needs a quicker closing garage door.
montemanm1
He also needs to learn to use both hands and use the sights
Dragon10449
In a point blank reaction self defense situation you don't have time to. Adrenalin kicks in and you do anything to remove the threat quickly
servingmytimeinusersub
He shouldn't be closing it that soon after he enter... Cause carbon monoxide
ReginaldMurrayWilliams
Lol. It's either carbon monoxide poisoning or lead poisoning. Brazilians got a choice!
0xFADE
Fella needs better aim.
talos2
Fella gotta learn how to aim...
TheAssholeRacist
Headshot would be nice and effective
Dragon10449
NEVER aim for headshots in self defense situations. You're already lucky to hit half your center mass shots, let alone aimed headshots
sarolikia
Actually the dude at his door died and if i remember correctly the other 2 were hospitalized.
ashamedson
Fella missed 2 out of three...thats a 33.33% accuracy...fella does need to shoot straight
ibroketheinternet
Fella doesn't seem to need one...
MyVoice
Fella's name might be Dexter
ReginaldMurrayWilliams
Maybe that's how the spider catches his flies?
ibroketheinternet
That would suggest a serial killer taunting his victims with the thrill suburban life...
WTFantastico
What he needs is better aim.
ThisIsNetsu
Fella might need to move to a new neighborhood..
maximusdelirious
Hey man, you dropped your wallet... Oh shit!
IonlythinkIhaveproblems
They can ring the damn doorbell.
Ras668
So nudity isn't okay, but watching someone pop a couple bullets into done guy is? Alrighty then.
rocketturttle
imgur!
UncleMeaty
Welcome to America.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
No visible injuries, no blood. It's fine.
dauntlessds
Get off your fucking high horse, is your stupid ass too lazy to google search some fucking nudes? Painted or artistic nudes are allowed. 1/2
dauntlessds
Nudity is thought of as worst by societal standards, which are fucked anyway, but thems the breaks so go kick rocks.
supersomatic
People finding great joy in people being potentially fatally wounded. And next up we have a post asking why the world is so fucked up.
BossCar9
I know this is Brazil, but, one thing I noticed about the U.S. gun crowd is that taking a life is the last thing many of them want to do 1/2
BossCar9
Having a gun means you have something to protect yourself from instances like this. I doubt this gut was thrilled on having to fire his gun.
BossCar9
*guy
toddthewee
There are 7 billion people on this rock, and most of them are shit. Banditry is the lazy way but is not without risk. Reap what you sow.
renardlenard
That robber was also armed and would have killed the officer and his wife had he not reacted. Source: I'm brazilian.
rocketturttle
I have difficulty valuing the life of someone who kills innocents for their money.
TheFeralDog
Yea i don't care about someone trying to rob me so is armed. In fact I do care, I hope they die
supersomatic
so you would condemn to death someone whose circumstances you don't know, and call it justice? How noble
TheFeralDog
I don't care about the circumstances, unless it's one of very very very few that would justify him walking into a garage armed.
imgursmyfirstluv
Brazil... It's like Australia but instead off animals all the people try to kill you
KrunkleStan
I know a guy from Equador, and half of his stories are basically "how to not get mugged if you visit, part 27."
ifabearshitsinthewoods
They're still animals
dEXm64
not really.
smallskillerofhambino
Brazil has it's fair share of deadly critters also. It's like Australia and a war zone in one terrible package.
Grandmastersexy
On the plus side, they give us the best prison videos, like that one where they turn that guy's arms into two big noodles.
Grandmastersexy
Linky. About as graphic and horrifying as it gets. https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=36b_1497707744
MacDaddySmitt
Meta guy from Brazil who moved here to Canada cause he saw a guy get his head blown off on the beach.Im afraid of Aus,Im terrified of Brazil
dunxrox
Mate. Very unlikely to from anything in Aus. E.g. 10x more people globally die from honey bees than all of the snakes combined globally.
Tredgy
Probably because way more people are allergic to bees than snake venom, and not all snakes ate venomous. Those that are sometimes dry bite.
therearenomoreusernamesleft
Wow 5 times more likely to get murders in Brazil compared with USA, but 50% less likely to contract HIV from a drug user in Brazil than usa
therearenomoreusernamesleft
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/Brazil/United-States/Crime
WuTangoReinhardtUnchained
Having a confuse trying to decipher these stats
richtus
Welp, I'll just put down next to Australia for places to never visit.
TNewHam
Not to be ignorant, but Australia is incredible safe...just minor road rage here in Sydney
mandadadada
U forgot the spiders of Sydney
nolittleplans
Yup 60k known murders in a year compared to our 14k a year and we have 120 million more people.
copingcabana
I heard that 3 Brazilian people were killed yesterday. How many is a brazilian?
buzzy462
Ha ha ha that was great
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nolittleplans
I am replying to the argument of Brazil's crime rate
JeremyBeadlesStrongerHand
Probably talking about Brazil.
mandadadada
It's talking about Brazil dude
Laylah77
No kidding. It's so dangerous my bf's dad had bulletproof windows put in his car. You can't stop at a red light either.
NorwegianJim
*of
imgursmyfirstluv
Yep.. Autocorrect hates me
NorwegianJim
Don't worry. We still love you <3
JGGennedy
Watch the footage of thieves in Rio, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbH2Ek-SASY, it's ridiculous.
HighrockTendales
I'd love to cover a fake phone in dirty short needles and walk through that area. Little cunts
mandadadada
Rio sucks, don't go there
DickDix
Why they are all black?
JGGennedy
Self perpetuating behavior. Many afrobrasileiros live in poverty due to racism. Poverty drives them to fulfill racist stereotypes. Do you1/2
JGGennedy
notice how they are mostly all kids wearing little or no clothing? 2/2
candiduscorvus
And this is why I am armed.
eggmuffin
And that is why the burglars are armed.
CityYeti
Chicken or the egg?
CommanderWilliamTRiker
that is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard
candiduscorvus
Robbers like this are armed because it costs them nothing to kill me or my family for the change in my pocket. To them it's all profit.
eggmuffin
① Put yourself in their shoes. They're human beings, you see, so most of them aren't completely, 100% evil.
eggmuffin
②Your way of looking at this problem is not helpful at any level. It's reductionist claptrap that just makes you feel better about yourself.
candiduscorvus
Nobody is 100% evil or good. The thing is there are predatory people who do not care what harm they inflict on others. They will kill you.
eggmuffin
Those will always exist. And they will cause grief and harm regardless of circumstances. But they aren't alone.
TheFeralDog
No burglars are armed because they are chicken shits so to even the odds and not be a victim you arm yourself
eggmuffin
Try to imagine yourself in a position where you feel you need to resort to burglary to live. How would you go about it?
TheFeralDog
He is not the victim here.... WTF is wrong with you? And I wouldn't there are dozens of other options
eggmuffin
I asked you to try to use your imagination. If you lack the normal human capacity for empathy, that's a serious problem.
OmenRider
"Get out of the car, then give me your keys, wallet, and cellphone. No funny business, or I'll... I'll poke you with this stick I found."
eggmuffin
"Or I'll beat you senseless and take it anyway." That's how it works in nations with real gun control. This leads to far fewer casualties.
maximusdelirious
Anybody know the story behind this?
thecynabal
I'ts always an off duty cop in these Brazil videos
Janusha
The story behind this is... Once upon a time in Brazil.
furriephillips
Have a look at Active Self Protection on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsE_m2z1NrvF2ImeNWh84mw pretty sure he featured this one.
HexStadium
Last time I saw this the story was he was an off duty cop. Kid closest to him died later by not going to the hospital. Dunno if that's true
bingotown
"Kid"
Foag
He ded
Handlle
Theres a channel on youtube called Active Self Protection, he breaks down this video and many others
BF4rbes327
I remember watching this when it came out. I believe 2 of the 3 got dead checked. The one that ran up to the car died shortly after this
NewToTheEnterwbs
Car jacking/home invasion. Owner and wife all good, thief 1 dead, thief 2 wounded, theif 3 got away. I believe he was an off duty cop
NakedTurtles
Off duty police officer in Brazil. First would-be carjacker died of multiple gunshot wounds.
OmenRider
good riddance
makezu
On guy died. If my memory is right, the driver was a officer. Could be wrong.
samsonsimson
Attempted car jacking/home invasion. Apparently this kind of thing is common in Latin America.
samsonsimson
http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/10.08/tshtf2.html FerFal, the author, survived in the aftermath of the Argentinian economic collapse.
samsonsimson
He's a we'll known "survivalist" blogger now, but he was speaking from firsthand experience when he wrote these series of posts.
samsonsimson
In the page I linked to, scroll down to "crime and security" and it perfectly explains what's going on in the GIF.
EnglishIsNotMyNativeLanguage
https://youtu.be/nZ-z-om7PRU
HurricaneDildo
Wow! The guy who walks up has gat too, right? Looks like he got one, right centre, and let off a couple himself. 1/2
HurricaneDildo
2/2 If he did get capped, it's pretty impressive that he ran off so well.
mandadadada
The guy who ran he ded
root1657
That was the story right there. Some guys came to do him harm, and he voted against them. End of story.
maximusdelirious
Some people might care about details. Where did it take place? Did he know them? Was there prior altercations?
Arsikere
were there cookies?
Delta2Almanac
Guy shooting was a cop I think. Bunch of thugs tried to mess with him
Snowman25
Bad neighborhood. Stuff like that did happen often and I think he saw the standing around suspiciously, which is why je was waiting in 1/?
Snowman25
... the car. If I remember correctly, on of the (somwhat young) attackers died from his wounds (door opener) and another one got shot in 2/?
Snowman25
... the leg and couldn't run far. It happened a few years back.
SollessaStorm
Note from the source, the driver was an off duty police officer. He fired first and hit the guy multiple times and he later died of wounds.
RYG420
I enjoy news when it's good.
OhJesus
Good
montemanm1
I love a happy ending!
JudgeMentaI
they cost extra
Zigor22
But if it was a civilian in the US, you'd be the criminal instead of the fucking intruder.
Zigor22
I don't know why the down votes. Criminals sue their victims here if they get hurt.
Trapphus
Only if its unjustified and excessive. Look up the actual law and not FB/Tw/IG stories
Zigor22
I don’t use those. And unjustified and excessive are relative, since there are states that jokingly don’t support standing your ground.
the4getful
Source?
renardlenard
Sorry I only found it in portuguese, but it says basically that
renardlenard
http://g1.globo.com/minas-gerais/triangulo-mineiro/noticia/2015/05/video-mostra-policial-atirando-em-criminosos-durante-assalto-em-mg.html
peloncita
Gracias.
Greenposay
Glad to hear it :-)
f4ble
Yeah, because you deserve to lose your life for being a shitkid. /s Give people a chance to grow up and get their life straight.
TeamjjFlyer
"Any man's death diminishes me because I am involved in mankind"
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SollessaStorm
One of the other two was picked up by police later.
MilkInButt
That's fucked up. Sure the guy had it coming but his life just ended man. Plus imagine how his family would of taken it.
Dragon10449
He has a right to protect himself and his family. That criminal chose to forfeit any sympathy when he tried to harm an innocent. Fuck him
CaveCommittee
There's some fucked up mob justice in these comments
MidnightBlue7
You think a person who does this is unarmed? Look at his hand. He would definitely hurt that guy, if he did not have a gun. He had it coming
MilkInButt
You know my cousin once robbed a house and got caught but now he is living a normal life. He is family. Would suck if he got shot like that.
Dragon10449
So what about those he robbed? They have family and actually earned those possessions. Being family doesn't excuse his actions
CaveCommittee
Yeh so we should just EXECUTE HIM FOR HIS CRIMES. Or you know, the law.
TreeDude420Man
That's fucked.
samsonsimson
What's real fucked is that the average non-LEO civilian would have been unarmed and helpless.
SollessaStorm
The guy that was shot had a gun in his hand and you can see him unload a round after the officer shoots him.
killingjoke8181
Well, don't try to rob or hurt people.
RyanTheCelt
You're right, that IS fucked. When someone is "glad to hear it" that someone died from their wounds that's pretty fucked. No doubt that (1)
RyanTheCelt
he had the shooting coming to him... doesn't mean you have to be GLAD the guy died. Zero compassion
ohthatscoo1
This world is too crowded for people like this. I think we should celebrate, they got what they deserved
ohthatscoo1
You make a dumb decision you have to live (or not lol) with the consequences. Fuck around and find out.
SnikwaH
It's also fucked that the guy tried to break in and do something
AndTheHoneysAllMine
Still doesn't mean we should be celebrating over the death of a man.
XBrionnaX
While I agree that we shouldnt celebrate. He did have it coming, the police officer was defending himself. Although he did shoot a bit too-
ScaryScarab
Yeah it is, form now on lets just wait and see what the guy would have done first! I'm sure it was nothing bad!.
TreeDude420Man
You think he deserved to die for what he did? What caused him to do it?
ScaryScarab
Give 2 shits if he kills you or not. 2/2
Totallyscrewedinaustin
The guy made his choice. He paid for his mistake.
ScaryScarab
The logic some people have when it comes to your life, all that matters is that you the victim stay alive. don't think your attacker 1/2
ScaryScarab
of course he deserved to die for it, what if he had killed the occupants of the car? Play stupid games win stupid prizes.