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#dadjokes
Mar 6, 2023 10:08 AM
elfordwarf
146205
2126
60
#dadjokes
Artoris
FartyMcDaniel
Maybe this shouldn’t have done in-person
armyguy
Cuz your moves are weak
PoliticalWanderer
"And that's how I gave not my son a therapy bill."
kecvtc
he didn't say 'your' son
Fairemont
Someone who'd give up a child they've raised just like that (outside of a joke) is neither your father nor your daddy.
Hazearil
Would still be a son, just not his son.
Mapl
Am I the only one bothered by him saying "having a divorce?" It's not an appetizer
idontknowyoufromadam
hackller
owwwwwwwwww!
Masaya51
tzahtman
Tnightwalk3r
PoorSucker
LeftRightThere
languex
Some guys are clueless.
LuxVertas
holy shit!
imredheaded
Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0
pak0chu
Time to update contact info then
KAPTKipper
Ok, I have admit I had to re-read that a few times to get the subtext slammed into my brain.
WynnCreek
Ooooooooooooo
KrampusCopia
makeamericasmartagain9000
derekjohn
Brutal !
MRDOne
lol?
pianobutt
"Having" a divorce sounds weird af
42underscores
Millstone85
SpaceballsTheComment
So disappointed they didn't have Jim on the council of dads.
MRDOne
lol?
ximzadix
the full story - /gallery/j0h99
UraniumMan
Oooooof.
RideTheStimutacs
By anime rules, that kid is actually a 10000 year old demon.
Bsw0920
I literally said that out loud as I read this even before seeing your comment. Oooof is right
jethroismaxbaer5772
wagnus
PutItInNeutral
Was that kid Ernie Reyes Jr?
Psiberdragon
No. That child was Albert Einstein.
16bitStarbuck
Grimmrog
Hes still son, son of a ...
BeardedViking
Son of the beach.
SubtleOrc
IthinkthereforeIspeak
How this guy get away with ripping off uncle Roger?
notallfluffycatsarethick
NotADutchman
Hayaa!
austinwizardforhire
Wrong dude (that's not Uncle Roger)
bonestamp
This guy's video about the gun enthusiast robbery is one of the funniest videos in the world. I wish I could remember his name.
E12IK
Steven He. But I haven’t seen the video yet otherwise I’d link it.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Steven He. Not sure if this is the same one but it's a similar theme. https://youtube.com/shorts/wuYvcWHxN5I?si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
MyDixyRect
Idk why I laughed so much at this stupid video lol
SubtleOrc
Yes that's probably the least funny thing he's done
bonestamp
This is the one I was thinking of:
CaptainThePirate
‘Well I still love you. Can we still talk, you’ve been an excellent role model.’
PimpinKen
"Glad the facade worked, I never really wanted you."
Lampmonster
"No, I never really liked you. I thought it was my failing at first but now it's clear you're the seed of lesser stock. "
gtollie
That’s a nice sentiment.. especially considering that the original text probably never happened.
wagnus
Way to re-wholesome this
Pfffftit
Speaking of role models, here’s your 69th upvote
brambleramble
:nice:
ShellPhish
Remishnok
I understood this reference
DiscipleOfKermit
My friend didn’t tho…
Remishnok
The reference is a reddit user who would go on reddits that ask a question like "what's your favorite recipe", and then he would write a
Remishnok
whole stry that sounded relevant but somehowe then tied in the story of his dad beating him with jumper cables. Google jumper cables reddit
KafkasKarma
Seems like he wasn't as much really
Ardencroft
he clearly taught him dad jokes
LordOfTheFleas
But really it was a faux-pa
IStoleALoafOfBread
and yet, tells him about the divorce via text instead of in person
Jak29
Yeah but if he said it in person we'd have to deliver the joke through a gif or three panel comic and that's more work than a message format
S8HAFD
People can be dumb(texting stuff like that) but can be a good parent. My father would do shit like this but he would do anything for me.