stephKittenMonster
115255
1985
109
Oct 16, 2017 2:57 AM
stephKittenMonster
115255
1985
109
redrootie
Avoid sarcastic remarks? That sounds like fun...
Rihn
50? 50?!?!? Chill old bro.
NuggetNinja
I really like #25.
geeratedinboxplease
51. to learn this 80-yr-old's recipe for MILLION$, sign up for a FREE PDF here. a) Email me b) no thanks, I don't want to be successful.
SockGnomes
Sarcasm is the spice of life. #11
rawrlunin
These are dumb
DoggieSan
I've failed #11 badly...
themanfromanotherplace
Vague observations from a stranger of a different world
PantsAreACrutch
Without going into detail, I needed this....... Thank you
smadge1
Wear sunscreen
BullshitInhibitor
Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI
Icantrecall
Well, if you hadn't hit first it wouldn't have been a fight, it would have been an argument.
Legionofboom
Never rub another mans rhubarb. The Joker
ParadoxicalStagnantion
51. Experience does not equal wisdom.
BrightColours
I can't whistle
dtlol
80% of any job is showing up.
Stenheim
My rule in a fight let them hit first then you hit them back 3 times twice as hard make sure other people see them hit you.
IThurtswhenIP6
This has been posted 80 times, even the old man is tired of it
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
I always have and always will fail to live by #11
mentallychallengeaccepted
WOW REALLY? THAT ONE IS SUUUPER EASY
MrShikko
Don't know if it was in there but: Always use the chance to go to the bathroom.
MMPRMastodon
32. Yea see last time I did that, I was laughed at and broken up with. I am never saying those words again
SmolRat
A number of these are really shite advice.
BeerStoreGuy
Fuck... #32... I lost my mom about 3 weeks ago, but I had the opportunity to give her a big BIG fucking hug and tell her I love her and
BeerStoreGuy
she squeezed me back as hard as could and told me she loved me too, that was the last time she would be awake. I was absolutely blessed to
BeerStoreGuy
not only have such a wonderful woman for my mother, but to have had the chance to tell her I loved her before I never got the chance again..
BeerStoreGuy
Fellow Imgurians. DO NOT squander what you have like so many before you have. Tell the people you love you love them, you can never know.
skellington01
Every year I find a few more items on that list that I now understand the true meaning behind. wonder if I'll agree w/ all of em when I'm 80
nabps
Except the romantic and valentine shit, many rules are my personnal pragmatic way of being. Women do not trust romantics, it's a trick...
MrBeauregard
Avoid sarcastic remarks? Count me out.
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
Well someone's motivated huh.
reverendbonobo
Yeah, that sounds like a load of fun. I just love not being sarcastic.
Darzok
Same thats a deal breaker.
NotmynMonster
I stopped reading after that...
CertifiedAgreer
51. Don't take life advice from the internet
Iseenaples
This is a paradox
Inusitus
Thats why i copied it to VHS
MixmasterX28
But this is advice from a 80 year old man
valiumkitty
I did the hugging one w my gf and am now approaching 5 years of being locked in a hug.. we both read this and neither one of us will let go!
slivr
But... this is advice from the internet. Do I listen or not?
CertifiedAgreer
I have a certification.
DrWibbler
I agree
broverdose
But is your agreement certified
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Oh dang.
SeafartFiretruck
*gasps*
Revnis
is it me or does 7 and 17 contradict each other?
ParadoxicalStagnantion
7 refers to those who can't help themselves, 17 refers to those who only seem to want to help themselves.
elfdude
Some lessons can only be learned when you are at rock bottom, besides how often do we want to get up at 3 am to bail out that friend?
b1ohazard777
Another lesson for life. It's very confusing.
SometimesIDriftAbout
I see it as giving someone a chance to make up for past mistakes but also having the courage and wisdom to cut someone off if needed.
RustyNeX
Well he is old
nosbled
yeah and 8, 17 as well. never turn down an outstretched hand, UNLESS it's the third time then fuck it
Revnis
Theory checks out
BastardOperatorFromHell
You can walk away from a situation or person without giving up.
Revnis
Literally yes, figuratively no you can't. Walking away is giving up the fight, and I will not go quietly into the night.
LickingAssAndTakingNames
I see giving a chance in a specific way, as a lover or employee, etc... as different than giving up on someone.
LickingAssAndTakingNames
I may not want to date or employ you but I can still believe you're a good person with redeemable qualities.
DatTicTacDikDoe
I think 17 means when someone has wronged you. 7 is for when people have wronged themselves. So to speak.
fafahl
Nicely speaked !
KaizerKilborn
However the point got across. +1
KaizerKilborn
You have wronged yourself. I shall not give up on you. It is 'Nicely spoken,' not 'Nicely, speaked.'
drumdydrum
He said “speaked” on purpose as a witty response to “so to speak” ya ding-dong.
KaizerKilborn
I guess my attempt at light hearted humor fell short. I apologise. I did miss their wit. I have no further excuses. Do you forgive me?
fafahl
Damn, I mistaked !
HitmewiththatSpaceJam
And that's how you get caught in the ol' hug standoff.
BastardOperatorFromHell
I'm confused... Is this a bad thing?
IamTheBanHamer
Yeah whatever I can make up my own stupid ass list to
CmRock136
Agreed. Not really impressed by it and half of it, I've heard complete opposite advice from "old" people
MyDadShouldHaveBeenHome12YearsAgo
To who?
auserwithaname
To whom*
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Little owlet in the glen I'm ashamed of you; You are ungrammatical In speaking as you do, You should say, "To whom! To whom!" Not, "To who..
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
..To who!" Friggin 140 limit. Make it 200 or something!
YeahLinguisticsBitch
"Whistle". Really. That's your advice?
tumppu
Basically same as sing in the shower. I prefer drumming on my fingers tbh.
mqm4141
It may seem dumb but sometimes whistling puts me in a good, calm mood.
vinylspear
During jury duty for a murder trial? Okay, I'll give it a try.
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
As a whistler, yes.
metalfoto
Yeah, is relaxing.