I...I busted an icecube in half with my teeth...

Oct 2, 2016 4:41 AM

1lear1

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I like this. Send me more.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't bite her clit fellas

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But... she gave us the clap at the end.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure whether I'm aroused or terrified.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There has got to be an easier way to get watermelon these days

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best game ever! Please place head between her legs now make her climax before she destroys your skull! OPTIONAL TIP: Git Gud!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Y tho

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

LordknowsI'dstillsmash.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This. Gave. Me. An. Scarection.....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get you a girl that can do both

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why y'all muthafuckers need to stop skipping leg day. Fresh watermelon juice. Mmmmm

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see fruits and dessert

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doubt set in... Oh but wait... *adjusts shirt* She's good. Glad she fixed that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not suprised, shawn white rips it on a snowboard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What did the poor watermelon ever do to her ??!!?!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want her shirt

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is how I want to die

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone dumped salt all over this comment section. Let people enjoy things.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

What if people enjoy being salty? You're not letting them enjoy that.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But what if i enjoy pointing out salty people that enjoy being salty?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Obligatory +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The spirit is willing!

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9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Give me snu snu!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Perfect

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

She seems so happy

9 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 2

She seemed really unhappy until she hurt that poor watermelon. #melonlivesmatter

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

I was happy like that the first time I could legit do a proper pull-up.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

yea videos like this make me want to start to work out , just not enough to actually do it

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have a passion workout. But its expensive and i can't do it as often as I'd like, otherwise I'd be fit as fuck already.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a waste of food

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 17

I'd eat it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Arguably, so is recreationally bulking up like she did. All those extra calories she consumed could have fed, like, half of Africa.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

To be honest, the way that watermelons insides looked, it looks rotten

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

starving kids in africa could have eaten dat ass

9 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

Word

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

best comment ever holy shit

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I could have eaten dat ass

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Locking your feet makes it significantly easier, as you can use your quads and hamstrings for leverage instead of purely adductor strength

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

Bingo. I feel like almost people would strain their adductors doing this with those muscles alone. Although idk how much force is required.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can it be done without locking feet? I've only ever seen it this way.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And by significantly easier, he means actually possible? Heh

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It can. Very hard as there aren't many people who train their adductors to that level.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd love to see it done the other way if you could link me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey look, it's her first period in 5 years.

9 years ago | Likes 262 Dislikes 48

10/10

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 2, 2016 7:40 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I mean she had her period.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 29

Roids will do that

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 17

Testosterone promotes muscle growth but will inhibit feminine sex characteristics. I'm not sure on the specifics though. - biochemist

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

It does inhibit feminine sex char.. It also promotes beard growth in women, so uh, yeah. There's that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You would think that would discourage me, but I would still put my head between her legs.

9 years ago | Likes 493 Dislikes 8

Especially because now we know she isn't pregnant!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've said it before and i'll say it again. Suicidal cunnilingus is *the* way to go.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of an episode of Monk

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Those wonderful earmuffs

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If anything, it makes me want to put my head down there even more

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If I die in the way I want to, please, don't erase the smile from my face.

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

What is this from? I can't remember...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Grace under fire", 1993. I can't find where to see this on line or "the other way".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I don't know that... Weird. Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP IN PEACE

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean "rest in pieces"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pepperoni*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0